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Outa conji, I chatted a very ugly gal dat I wan nyansh her. I regretted and wished I could cancel the chat wen I came to my senses |
This idiot keeps making noise on IG like his life depends on it |
biacan:wait, do u work on nairaland? |
David thunder fire u there idiat.. u think u can spoil our sister with that ur small prick abi? ![]() |
Kai... Everyday they com up with stupid stories thinking we are dumb... May God punish every buhari supporter both past and present |
XhosaNostra:See them
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Just 3 days and u decided to receive a strange d,ck? U knw what? Ure a sophisticated ashawo ![]() |
Emir Rocha's abdullahi okroawusa.. the thunder that'll fire you is still taking lessons from Arnold swazennegar ![]() |
Arggghhh! She even received a gift for her promiscuous lifestyle? Kenya, oh dear kenya!
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What is hard to get? I'm only concerned on knowing the latest dollar rate to naira ![]() |
Study ecoGeoReligiousSpellings. Thanks me later |
After all this write-ups, he failed to mention what sort of work he did to make it in malaysia ![]() |
Anyone that intends voting APC in during the next election, may all the woes that befell innocent Nigerians since 2015 befall him/her and their family ![]() |
Nonsense. At least u got ur total money back... Oga don't just start creating unnecessary scenes |
Since buhari came to power, I've never heard a good news report. Buhari is a criminal old fashioned, I'll luck, senile, wicked, callous, deluded, demented, electrocuted, fermented he goat ![]() |
So masterkraft is dating CDQ ![]() |
Is it not Nigeria again? Shithole country with a shithole dullardic senile clueless nepotic ignorant furadinunu nomadic president ![]() |
They think they have defeated boko haram not knowing Fulani herdsmen are rebranded boko haram |
donstan18:
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hungryboy:and uve not even started building the legacy. Shaking my head |
If you break me I never stop... The answer is virginity |
President buhari on rampage |
Girls call it sugar coated or sweet talking... 1. I love you, talk your own 2. You look familiar, seems we've met before 3. You look just like my mother 4. Your name must be angel cos ure very beautiful 5. Are you a marine spirit? Kai Guys, what other pickup lines do you use to woo a girl? Babes, what other pickup lines you ever heard from a guy? Let's go.... |
Lol. Association of jokers |
izzybobo49:Updates ready. Next soon |
Damibiz:Lol. Mrs laura d game changer. Thanks bro |
Episode 38 Yea, come on in" Mrs Laura beckoned me without lifting her face. I opened the door slowly with a mixed for feeling, a feeling of fright and doubt. I didn't know why fear overwhelm me suddenly because this was a woman I had so much admired. Her office was perfectly Behind just like she was. Beautiful body scent filled the room as the air conditioner adored the room. I looked at her and discovered she was going through some scripts. My heart jumped up to my mouth instantly. She was sitting at the edge of her table while her nice fleshy laps shot out of her black mini skirt. Her cross country boobs popped out of her shoulder hanging top like they were chocking inside. I took a deep breath as I examined her bodily features once again, I was careful never to be caught in the act. "You asked me to see you after the lectures ma" I questioned after devouring her with my eyes. "Yes I did" She replied still not lifting her eyes. "Sit down here". I sat down carefully to avoid adding to what might seem a problem. She lifted her eyes and directed them at me. " You young man, I noticed that each time I lecture you in class, you never seem to get your eyes off me" Her voice was stern and meant business. "What is your problem?, You've not seen a woman before?" "Ma?" I didn't know when I shot her the question because I didn't know what to say. I never expected it, I never thought that would be the reason she called me to her office. I looked at her and realised she had her eyes seriously fixed on me and then I took my eyes down. My hands started shaking and I developed wet feet immediately. "I'm sorry ma" that was all that escaped my mouth. Mrs Laura stood up and her boobs stood with her. She walked from her seat to mine, bent her head towards my ears and whispered "I'm married, don't be silly boy". Now you can go". I stood up immediately and walked towards the door like a conquered territory. I thought my ordeal with Mrs Laura was over then, but alas, that was the beginning of my moments with her. |
hidhrhis:No vex bro. Soon. I de work |
izzybobo49:Stay tuned bro. Next update soon |
izzybobo49:Thanks bro. Next update here |
Oluwaseydex:thanks bro. Updates soon |
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