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Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Craziest And Out-of-character Thing You've Ever Done? by krissconnect(m): 12:57pm On Feb 12, 2018
Outa conji, I chatted a very ugly gal dat I wan nyansh her. I regretted and wished I could cancel the chat wen I came to my senses
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi: "Kcee Bought His Car On Loan, I Have Proofs" by krissconnect(m): 11:54am On Feb 12, 2018
This idiot keeps making noise on IG like his life depends on it
RomanceRe: Can You Lose Your Virginity If You Masturbate? by krissconnect(m): 11:51am On Feb 12, 2018
biacan:
No
wait, do u work on nairaland?
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Davido Shows Off The Number 1 Woman In His Life by krissconnect(m): 11:49am On Feb 12, 2018
David thunder fire u there idiat.. u think u can spoil our sister with that ur small prick abi? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Can Some One Relate To These Photos by krissconnect(m): 11:45am On Feb 12, 2018
Kai... Everyday they com up with stupid stories thinking we are dumb... May God punish every buhari supporter both past and present
RomanceRe: I Was With Another Man On My Honeymoon, Its My Husband’s Fault! by krissconnect(m): 11:43am On Feb 12, 2018
XhosaNostra:
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas grin

Forgive yourself, but sin no more.
See them

RomanceRe: I Was With Another Man On My Honeymoon, Its My Husband’s Fault! by krissconnect(m): 11:42am On Feb 12, 2018
Just 3 days and u decided to receive a strange d,ck? U knw what? Ure a sophisticated ashawo undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Calling Killer Herdsmen Fulani Is Morally Wrong – Okorocha by krissconnect(m): 11:39am On Feb 12, 2018
Emir Rocha's abdullahi okroawusa.. the thunder that'll fire you is still taking lessons from Arnold swazennegar undecided
RomanceRe: Kenyan Oldest Sex Worker Retires After Servicing 28,000 Men In 23-years (Photos) by krissconnect(m): 2:47pm On Feb 09, 2018
Arggghhh! She even received a gift for her promiscuous lifestyle? Kenya, oh dear kenya! shocked

RomanceRe: When Did All These Ladies Start Playing Hard To Get by krissconnect(m): 2:45pm On Feb 09, 2018
What is hard to get? I'm only concerned on knowing the latest dollar rate to naira undecided
EducationRe: Please Help A Brother by krissconnect(m): 2:43pm On Feb 09, 2018
Study ecoGeoReligiousSpellings. Thanks me later
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi: "I Sold Eva Water To Ice Prince" (Throwback Photo) by krissconnect(m): 2:25pm On Feb 09, 2018
After all this write-ups, he failed to mention what sort of work he did to make it in malaysia undecided
PoliticsRe: Vote APC Out In 2019 If .... - Bukola Saraki's Throwback Tweet by krissconnect(m): 1:30pm On Feb 08, 2018
Anyone that intends voting APC in during the next election, may all the woes that befell innocent Nigerians since 2015 befall him/her and their family undecided
PhonesRe: Is This The Way Jumia Is Ripping Nigerians? Very Bad!! by krissconnect(m): 1:26pm On Feb 08, 2018
Nonsense. At least u got ur total money back... Oga don't just start creating unnecessary scenes
CrimeRe: "Lagos Police Slapped An Old Woman, Beat Up Driver With Gun, Collected 7k"- Lady by krissconnect(m): 1:21pm On Feb 08, 2018
Since buhari came to power, I've never heard a good news report. Buhari is a criminal old fashioned, I'll luck, senile, wicked, callous, deluded, demented, electrocuted, fermented he goat undecided
CelebritiesRe: Masterkraft Buys CDQ A 'Female Bag' (Photos) by krissconnect(m): 10:05am On Feb 07, 2018
So masterkraft is dating CDQ lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Exit Door Of Dana Air Plane Fell Off As We Land – Twitter User Claims by krissconnect(m): 10:04am On Feb 07, 2018
Is it not Nigeria again? Shithole country with a shithole dullardic senile clueless nepotic ignorant furadinunu nomadic president undecided
PoliticsRe: Four Truck Loads Of Fulani Herdsmen Invade Ondo Community by krissconnect(m): 9:54am On Feb 07, 2018
They think they have defeated boko haram not knowing Fulani herdsmen are rebranded boko haram
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Kneels Before Coffin Of Her EBSU Student Boyfriend At His Burial by krissconnect(m): 12:23pm On Feb 05, 2018
donstan18:
Another d*ck loading.. 98%

RomanceRe: Girlfriend Kneels Before Coffin Of Her EBSU Student Boyfriend At His Burial by krissconnect(m): 12:20pm On Feb 05, 2018
hungryboy:
Everytime i see someone die or read about it, it reminds me of my own mortality.


My only prayer is always that, i shouldn't die until when i have left an enduring legacy and touched many lives.
and uve not even started building the legacy. Shaking my head
Forum GamesRe: Brain Teaser: Can You Solve These Riddles? by krissconnect(m): 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2018
If you break me I never stop... The answer is virginity
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Go On Reprisal Attack In Nasarawa, Kill Many (Graphic) by krissconnect(m): 6:57pm On Jan 30, 2018
President buhari on rampage
RomanceToasting Pickup Lines; What's Yours? by krissconnect(op): 6:53pm On Jan 29, 2018
Girls call it sugar coated or sweet talking...
1. I love you, talk your own
2. You look familiar, seems we've met before
3. You look just like my mother
4. Your name must be angel cos ure very beautiful
5. Are you a marine spirit? Kai

Guys, what other pickup lines do you use to woo a girl?
Babes, what other pickup lines you ever heard from a guy? Let's go....
PoliticsRe: Investigate The Source Of Cash Used For PDP Convention - APC Tells EFCC by krissconnect(m): 3:08pm On Dec 11, 2017
Lol. Association of jokers
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 3:07pm On Dec 11, 2017
izzybobo49:
oga krissconnect, update dey hunger me o.
biko
come update na.
**head buried**
Updates ready. Next soon
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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 3:07pm On Dec 11, 2017
Damibiz:
It seen that we all had mrs Laura at a particular time in our lifez..,nice update man
Lol. Mrs laura d game changer. Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 3:04pm On Dec 11, 2017
Episode 38

Yea, come on in" Mrs Laura beckoned me without lifting her face. I opened the door slowly with a mixed for feeling, a feeling of fright and doubt. I didn't know why fear overwhelm me suddenly because this was a woman I had so much admired. Her office was perfectly Behind just like she was. Beautiful body scent filled the room as the air conditioner adored the room. I looked at her and discovered she was going through some scripts. My heart jumped up to my mouth instantly. She was sitting at the edge of her table while her nice fleshy laps shot out of her black mini skirt. Her cross country boobs popped out of her shoulder hanging top like they were chocking inside. I took a deep breath as I examined her bodily features once again, I was careful never to be caught in the act.
"You asked me to see you after the lectures ma" I questioned after devouring her with my eyes.
"Yes I did" She replied still not lifting her eyes. "Sit down here". I sat down carefully to avoid adding to what might seem a problem. She lifted her eyes and directed them at me.
" You young man, I noticed that each time I lecture you in class, you never seem to get your eyes off me" Her voice was stern and meant business. "What is your problem?, You've not seen a woman before?"
"Ma?" I didn't know when I shot her the question because I didn't know what to say. I never expected it, I never thought that would be the reason she called me to her office. I looked at her and realised she had her eyes seriously fixed on me and then I took my eyes down. My hands started shaking and I developed wet feet immediately. "I'm sorry ma" that was all that escaped my mouth. Mrs Laura stood up and her boobs stood with her. She walked from her seat to mine, bent her head towards my ears and whispered "I'm married, don't be silly boy". Now you can go". I stood up immediately and walked towards the door like a conquered territory. I thought my ordeal with Mrs Laura was over then, but alas, that was the beginning of my moments with her.
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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 1:11pm On Dec 11, 2017
hidhrhis:
[color=#550000][/red]
come nd drop dis thing abeg
No vex bro. Soon. I de work
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 11:09am On Dec 11, 2017
izzybobo49:
thanks man.
can't wait for the next line of action.
kwantinu...
Stay tuned bro. Next update soon
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 10:44am On Dec 11, 2017
izzybobo49:
jeez!!!
i really enjoyed this story.
following bumper to bumper.
abeg,mention me for your next update.
.i duff my hat for you @krissconnect.

you are worth more.
thumbs up.
Thanks bro. Next update here
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 10:43am On Dec 11, 2017
Oluwaseydex:
first time ama tead stories on nl.kudos to you op
thanks bro. Updates soon

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