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Episode 37

Days turned into weeks and I started to get accustomed with the school activities. Going for lectures, gisting with friends and hanging around made it very easy for me and enjoyable. Lectures was some what boring to me but I enjoyed a particular course. why? The lecturer who had us in this course was a woman whose backside was a massive upstair. I enjoyed the way she jiggled her ass here and there whenever she moves to and fro the classroom lecturing. Mrs Laura was a lovely fair thick ass woman whose presence spoke volume. Not just about her backside, the way she addresses situations, her eloquence and entire approach to issues makes her unique. Have I said anything about her boobs? oh my! She was specially created with a lot of mouth watering features. Not just me, other male students never missed her lectures just to get a glimpse of her lovely features. Once its time for her lectures, you'll see guys hurrying to sit at the front seat just to observe her properly. Why we nicknamed her, Mrs LaurAss.
I so much imagined how glorious it would be banging such water water nyansh. One day, Mrs Laura told me after her lectures to come see her in her office, it was a stern approach but I was barely bothered.
"Guy, this one wey Laurass wan see you, wetin dey happen?" Nedu questioned me.
"I can't say until I get there"
"You sure say u never dey bang that woman?" Nedu shot me a suspicious eye.
"You're very mad, bang a married woman?" I tried appearing innocent.
"Oga, you can bang anything bangable, so far the thing get hole under"
"Your father there, idiot. You know whether its about my assessment test? You'll die early oo the way you talk about sex, mumu" I said walking out from him.
"You senior me na, so you'll die before me" He said scornfully.
I ignored him and made my way straight to Mrs Laura's office.

Shobizz:
I finish reading all d nine pages 2day waiting 4 updates.
All in d name of doing nothing 2day bath, eat, sleep n stroll around if neccessary.

God Bless U Work. Me dey learn 4rm dix ur story. hope say i no be Nedu google searching how 2 bleep. LOL

Lol. Thanks bro for following. Will update tomoro. Nedu na real f up

Shobizz:
Nice Write Up, Just Cum accross dix post 2day stil on page 3.

kip d ball rolling more ink 2ur pen. is this a friction or true life story. I Hav A Friend Like Dix

Its a fiction bro. But just 30% of the story is non fiction. Thanks bro

phlimsy911:
Update

Next update tomoro

Episode 36


Hey, hey, Chiboy, Nedu, Larry, you guys should wake up oo" Smart screamed into the middle of the night.
I rubbed my hands on my eyes, opened it halfway and shut it. I was roused asleep for the second time by the terrible shrugs of Smart, his voice that pierced into the virgin night left me with no option than to wake up. Larry and Nedu slept on however.
"Smart, what is it now? what is the problem? you don see another mosquito with 5 heads abi?" I taunted him.
"This is not a joking matter, if only you have the eyes of the spirit realm, you'll see that this room has been invaded by the terrestrial forces" His voice sounded convincing though. At the mention of the words terrestrial forces, I started trembling but I did so well to conceal it.
"What do you mean by terrestrial forces? can't you stop your joke already and let us sleep? eh?"
"bia Nedu, wake up, Larry...Larry... mek una come hear another one oo" I screamed at the both boys. Larry and Nedu scrambled to life. They were looking rather astonished at Smart who was putting on his white gown and pacing the room speaking in tongues.
"Look at the window, if you have the spiritual eyes, there's a demon with two heads hovering around the window, it is emitting fire, look..." Smart screamed.
"heeiii! Smart stop now, what haba?"
I shook violently at what Smart said. I looked at Larry who was squeezed at a corner and at Nedu who was crying already. Despite the fact that I was afraid, I couldn't help but laugh at the way Nedu cried into the night, begging the purported demon to give us a second chance, that we were going to repent. I wetted on myself laughing that I forgot a 'demon' was hovering around our window.

Lildiamond:
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thanks bro. Update soon

Damibiz:
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Episode 35


The first week of resumption wasn't totally strange cos we were busy settling in, getting familiar with new friends and the environment. I and Nedu decided to stay in a lodge within the school compound as we were more focused on been committed to our school work rather than frivolous attempts. The lodge contained just four students; Larry, Smart, Nedu and me. Larry was a fair lanky dude who was always on the other end making and receiving calls from his mum. He never really got over the fact he was away from home and would need to adapt to the new environment fate set him in. If he wants to cook, he rings his mum, gets a jotter and pen down the procedures. I thought Nedu was the most dullard guy alive not until I met Larry. Smart on his side was the most religious guy amongst us. Anointed oil, crucifix, bibles of different sizes, olive oil, holy pamphlets decorated his portion of the lodge. The way he stationed religious articles in the room almost turned our room into a prayer house. One was often greeted with the scent of an incense early morning. And most nights, Smart always knocked down the roof of our lodge with his screams and shouts during prayers. We could hardly sleep whenever he started his hours of madness. I was told that during his secondary school days, Smart skipped an examination because he claimed he got a vision from God that the other students planned on cheating, and so he never wanted to sit in same hall with cheaters, instead he decided to avoid the exam totally. He eventually failed that class and had to repeat it, meanwhile, the other students didn't cheat but that didn't stop him from rallying the course of religion. You want me to talk about Nedu? A young boy who googled how to have sex, now you know. About me? A brilliant phuck boy who was on a mission of completing his 20 target in the University of Nigeria Nsukka, but met his waterloo on the way.

Damibiz:
My boss is back

thanks boss. Help me mention odas. I'm updating back to back now

nellaz:
U beta add more updates b4 kriss up, nor b joke o welcum bak

update ready

MichaelBlake40:
Long time bro no update :'

update ready

Episode 34


I got admission into the university of Nigeria Nsukka and it was such a glorious news to me when I received the news. I couldn't hold myself cos I could finally leave such a monotonous environment to a new environment I envisaged is gonna be exhilarating and full of experiences. My joy knew no bound when I learnt that Nedu was admitted into same university, this was our dream school and it all worked as planned.

On the day I had to start school, I bade my siblings goodbye; it wasn't an emotional scene at all cos I was so anxious of attaching myself to this new environs and getting to meet new friends, girls especially. I boarded a bus from aba to Enugu with Nedu. It was more of a rickety vehicle than a modernised one. I sat at the edge of the last seat with a light complexioned busty girl sitting beside Nedu. The girl wore a V neck top which revealed a favorable portion of her cleavage. Halfway through the journey, I watched in amusement as Nedu stole glances occasionally at the girl. His eyes searched her breast jealously during these occasions and I couldn't hold back my laugh. I knocked his head for him to know I was aware of his stupid behaviour. It was a slow but steady journey cos I was so anxious to get to Nsukka. Finally, we got to Nsukka and entered a shuttle going to the university. "The 20 target just got started," I said to myself as I saw different calibre of girls roaming around the school compound. Nedu? I turned around and saw the mofo following the trail of a short girl whose massive backside could cause a traffic congestion.

Update soon guys

phlimsy911:
Oga kriss welcome but please we need more updates

More updates soon bro

nellaz:
U beta add more updates b4 kriss up, nor b joke o welcum bak

Oryt bro. More updates soon

MichaelBlake40:
Oga Kriss i no dey well but sha i manage read ur update.Wish me well and thumbs up.

Ready bro

Damibiz:
Damibiz is on it...

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MichaelBlake40:
Better be back and ready o

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Episode 33


The 20 target incident led me to been promiscuous and committing so many frivolous act. I've been subjected to phuck girls of different bodily nature; fat and thin, tall and short, assful and assless, breastful and breastless, fair and dark. I would have a body count already if I was a female. And miraculously enough, I've not been caught in the act. Sometimes I just sit down and think about my promiscuous life, how I've been able to work my way through girls, phucking them up and down albeit the moral decadence mummy preached every morning. And hypocritically, I once preached about Pre marital sex and immoral life during morning devotion. Mum told me the previous day to prepare a topic which I would lecture the next morning, I didn't how I chose to talk about Immorality when I phucked Nkechi 2 days ago. That morning, I held my voice high, sounding so serious and defiant, fixed my eyes on Emeka in an attempt to capture a victim. At a time I was talking about young boys having sexual relationships, I had my whole eyes on Emeka which prompted Dad and Mum to stare at him suspiciously. I survived a scuffle with Emeka that morning when the devotion was over.

The many times I tried to change and walk away from my stupid challenge, I realise I would be hit with a new ass, an ass from no where, tempted beyond control, its either Nedu linked me up with a new girl or Nkechi comes dragging her trailer ass behind. I couldn't comfortably talk to God about repentance anymore, I had assumed God would never forgive me.
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The hall was Behind, perfectly decorated with multi coloured fabrics, with beautiful balloons hanging atop the ceiling and a bit above the congregations heads. The hall was in a celebration mood, the choir looking all beautiful in a blue shirt with white trousers and skirts respectively. I was wearing a pepper red suit with a white trousers and black tuxedo shoes. Lara, my bride was wearing a floral white wedding gown and in her hand was bunch of flowers. The wedding bells sounded melodiously as the choir sprang into life. I looked at Lara and whispered to her, "I love you", she smiled flirtatiously. The priest took the microphone and said " If you know or have anything that can stop the matrimonial union of these intending couple, you can come up the altar. After today, you keep whatever it is to yourself". The moment he said that, I was cut in between. I have broken a lot of hearts in the course of retaining my phuckboyShip and achieving my 20 target and I wondered if they were going to come back to haunt me. No! I repented since I fell inlove with Lara and that was a long time ago. For some seconds the hall went dead. I was tempted to look behind to see if anyone was coming to crucify, but I held myself. Then the next second, I heard the pew cracks followed by shuffles of legs, the congregation came alive as the shuffles became louder. I couldn't believe myself when I saw Sonia, Sandra, Nkechi, Clarabelle and Glory lineup matching towards the altar. I thought it was some sort of an arranged drama to be performed in the wedding, but I was left aghast when Sandra picked up the mic and blurted out, "He made me abort a baby I had...". The rest of the drama played out like a blurt scene in my head as on came Sonia, Nkechi, Clarabelle and Glory. I sank so low that sudden darkness engulfed me and I was roused from my sleep. Thank God it was all a dream, but the dream really spelt caution.