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Bujumbura:
Every Week Atiku pikin dey Marry



All this support wey i dey give you, hope you go remain one for me


Atiku For President 2019



P.S. All these Tinubu Slave Association TSA that are shouting Atiku cannot be our President will queue behind him the moment Tinubu gives them the go ahead

See rap line sef,atiku na confam rap man. My dad died when I was a little boy.
Seeing my children marry gives me immense joy. Confam

Shares an emotional words? English gbagaun

windeal:
Taking bae to ATM. I regrets why I know her that day though I was under her spell

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Lalasticlala...coman hear oo

PiccoloBrunelli:
I paused FIFA17 on my PlayStation 4........






.......just to answer Bae's call. Can you just imagine that?!!! Crazy I tell you, crazy.

My advice to gals. Marry any guy who pauses playstation just to answer your call. Such guys rare to find

Reactions, actions, conversations...etc. There are many crazy ways we must have reacted to feelings that when you remember them you only laugh at yourself for being that crazy.
Mine is, I remembered chasing my crush way back then from the church premises down to her home after church mass. I walked a thousand miles off my home just to catch up with her and in the end, she ignored me completely.
Share yours guys...

Nigerians and mediocrity be like ... Wetin osuofia knw about ghana politics. Mtcheww!

theSpark:
I'm never doing that shii.

The joy and happiness of having a loved one close by and around you is not there. You can't even hang out and have fun, no cinemas, no mall visits nothing nothing.

If the other partner is not even communicative or is reserved it's worse as you can't pick up subtle body signals that betray emotions.

Lalasticlala

talktonase:
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Decimal point.

Kelly2713:
i av nothing to say since am still a virgin

U musnt be deflowered before you engage in a long distance relationship.

nerdfrost:
Op I don show ooooo...

U doing a nice work. Oya come update

I'm updating soon.

talktonase:
90% of such relationship always have side chicks and side cocks

Lol. Well,prior to ur judgement so far,ure into a close distance rlationship. But I bet u sir,u have sidechicks. How do u explen dat?

talktonase:
They never last...

But I have heard cases where a guy who's working abroad finally marries a gal he's been dating for over 3 years... How do you explain that?

What's your opinion on long distance relationship, guys?
Does it actually work? What are the chances the people involve wont cheat on each other? Does it actually make the heart grow fonder? Can you engage in it? Does it still happen? Why do people engage in it?

Let's discuss guys...
Toks2008,cutehector,laveda,talk2bella,ishilove,mynd44,lalasticlala,tosyne2much,wristbangle

suzan404:
you too wan chop small money..issorait

Lol. This has happend to me great number of times. But me go just bone the pesin. Haba!

Nigeria don turn joke. Issokay

Which butt? I no see any butt for dia oo.

The temperature of the room changed really. I started feeling hot. I looked at her boobs, they were perfectly staring at a lost me. Her eyes were half dead. I managed to stand up. I held her head, reached my right hand to her neck, brought my face closer, travelled my left hand from her back down her bossom. She started breathing with more intense. She was coming back to 'life'. Her shoulder went agog. She continued breathing fast.
'Kriss?' She forced out
'Ssshhh!' I muttered, don't add to it, you must be really tired. Just don't say a word'
I kept my hand firm around her bossom, intensifying my grip, fixing my lips to her's, like force of attraction, I kissed her passionately.
'Forgive me Kriss' she moaned
'I love you Jane' I whimpered.

legundarybeans:
See story, OP you are a good writer!

Thanks. Update coming soon. Keep your finger crossed.

No 4? Water is used to make jeans? picture of the water and jeans during procession or adonbilivit.

sinaj:
lol what u waiting for

Ayam waiting for you to say yes.

Raine80:
You want the story to flow ..." I was dressed well and I smelled nice" that reads better it has an air of mystery and it makes the reader wonder what exactly you were wearing and how you smelt.

Ok thanks. More update coming ...

Raine80:
Red suit? Come on fly car the threads have to be on point as well!

Ayam not understanding

Nice concept. Sinaj, our style will be trump vs hillary. Let's set the pace.

I could hear the moan in my head. It wasn't real? The arrrggghh,the oghhhh, the mmmmhhhh... Like an echo, it was reverbrating in my head. I bit my lips. I swallowed the saliva seriously formingin my mouth. I opened my eyes and looked at jane. That elegant figure, nicely built shape, her sexy lips, captivating eyes, enthralling hips and a mouth watering ass. She was standing tall. She was weak, her legs were shaking, I tried reaching out to her hands, but they were cold. I looked her straight into the eyes, they sent me a message.
'Jane?' I whispered.
'The room is hot' she replied empty

She continued as I looked on tired.
'I tricked you, I wasn't actually having sex. Nothing serious was going on. I heard the screech of a car, went to my window and when I noticed it was you,I decided to play the prank'
She went on remoarseful.
'I calculated your every move and when I noticed you were close my door, I started faking the moan'
'You faked the moan?' I asked bewildered
'Its the first day of april, remember?' She said narrowing her eyes
'Oh damn! April fool!' I moaned.
Jane was still sweating, but then, my eyes seriously got fixed on her nice half tucked out boobs. I was salivating. I looked on at her with intense sexual pleasure. She could see the greediness and desire in my eyes. It was lust.

chigoziri2403:
April Fool in November

I bet u didn't start readin from the beginning. I'm still updating though.

I was revived and found myself in jane's room. She was panting. I was cold. The room was cold. I guess I developed fever immediatly. But jane was sweating. She was sweating profusely. Sweat was running down her eyes incessantly. She looked at me terrified.
'Are you okay kriss' jane said calmly
'A lil bit headache, I replied
'I'm so sorry, I went to far, I'm so sorry I hurt you' she bent low and planted me a kiss
I felt mesmerised by the freshness of her boobs as she bent over, they were plump and juicy, round and entertaining. The headache was gone already at the sight of those boobs. I guess the headache was mesmerised too.
I only ended up asking 'what happened jane, what happened then?

I stood like a statue looking at a wild jane. She was still laughing, seeming a righteous one. Was it not jane I heard moaning some minutes ago? I went to the wrong room? I couldn't figure this out myself. What the Bleep is going on? Before I could say it loud, I heard jane scream, 'april fool..................'
I fainted!

Tobimillar, helenbee, royalblak...nerdfrost, xest

I could hear her laughter resounding in the background. I was naïve. Jane was laughing at me? Why? I tapped myself to check if it was reality, her laughter became louder. It actually took me an hour to turn because of my cold feet. I turned eventually and saw then walking towards me, laughing hysterically, neatly dressed in a crop top and crispy shaped black denim skirt. I was stunned. Jane?

Sorry guys,I've bn busy,coupled with what went amiss with nairaland this morning. I'm updating now.