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This started last year on april 1, 2015. I decided 2 pay my girlfriend a surprise visit one evening. I drove joyfully 2 her house, dressed nicely on my red suit, blazing on my georgio armani perfume, did a couple of moves before getting down my mercedes E_230 4matic. Walked up her flat like a gentleman who's gonna be laid by a booty girlfriend with the bouquet of flower behind my back.

Jane is that kinda babe a guy give up many years stalking on, but here I was, getting 3 times daily with jane, the gentleman's prescription. She is robust, has pointed teeth beautifully talking at you when she gets you spot on, nice round fleshy set of boobs(I can dream on this for night long), a well mapped out round west-pointing ass, fair in complexion and a homely hip.

On getting to her door with fantasies of a record breaking night sex circling over me,I heard moans. It was jane, my girlfriend?, she was moaning loudly, I died inside of me. I couldn't believe this, i so wanted to kick the door ajar, but then as I tried raising my leg, the moaning sound became louder. I went close the door, carefully placed my gorilla ears to the door, then I realised I was killing myself the more. She was screaming.I dared I heard a guys name. She was calling on him as she moaned with pleasure.

I gave up. She was having sex, I imagined how another guy will be dealing with my babe rancously in bed and she's moaning out with pleasure. I imagined how another guy will be pouncing on her repeatedly and unrepentantly and she is appreciating it by moaning with pleasure?. North and west, east and south, I imagined her body moving to the rythm played out to her. And then I realised I could cry for the first time after 20 years. Hot tears, running endlessly down my cheeks. I died.

Heartbroken, I walked slowly down the hall smashing the flower against the wall. This reltionship of 3years, I could see it crumbling down, against my own wish. My head started growing bigger, balls of tears forming in my eyes, my handkerchief was soaked already. My legs were growing weak and my feet numb. I could barely walk.

But then as I tried going downstairs,I heard the door opened and jane was laughing out so hard.

To be continued...

Well,most of these women will hide under the umbrella of what the society frowns at, while in the real sense,they're sugarmummies. Is it not abuja again? They're sugarmummies abeg. QED

Afonja-s won't be happy about this. They be like, this election was rigged.

10. Add yours...
*na fun oo*

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

9. How afonja's see trumps win
*leave me alone...*

8. How ipobs see trumps win
*biafra is here*

7. How I welcome uncle emeka who has been sending me pictures of american streets, home.
*uncle,na milo u wee use oo,we don't have chocolate*

6. How the african immigrants living illegaly in america ports back.
*i'm coming home,coming home,tell the. World I'm coming home!*

5. Africans in america been ringing their village people for address like...
*is it ajegu or ajekuta*

4. When TB joshua tells you to play man uniteds game vs arsenal, play phil jones to score a brace.
*what da...?

3. When kanye west remembers he'll be porting back to nijeria soon!
*uncle tope,wetin be that my papa name sef?* send me awa village address edakun*

2. When wole soyinka remembers his promise to tear his passport.
*na play I dey naw* *naijerians sef*

1. in Nigeria, this picture means IPOB vs AFONJA

What is this one saying? Have you congratulated Trump yet?

Please, to all those who wished Hillary won. If she had won,who would have been the first lady of america?

Please, to all those who wished Hillary won. If she had won,who would have been the first lady of america?

Trump. Anytime,anyday.

Benwems:
funny, how much you know she had sex with any of them? Practically impossible for you to know.

Believe me,you can only certify som1s cheated when they're caught. That's why I said if I discover. Through pictures,coversations,body language.etc

She can go out with friends,walk in the park,study with friends,go to party..but once I discover she has sex with som1? She out! That I only consider cheating.

Davidsylva:
Always online,try to get work

Where u dey work? Mr jobberman!

Lalasticlala

Kenya hide ur head in shame. Zimbabwe yaff finally taken over.

Hahahahah. Female version of buhari the dullard! Make she no recreate her brain join oo,cos na disaster

Some guys are pratically insane! The only situation I can request for a gals nude is when we sex-chatting. Some niggas shud just grab sense. Yimu!

KissChrix:
Stalk? Only psychos stalk


I think woo would be better

Pardon sir, I meant woo!

I've heard and experienced situation where a guy spends a year or more stalking on a particular lady, despite series of turn downs or declines from the lady, the guy persists. Taking the case of the guy that trekked from lagos to zaria for a lady he fell inlove with as an instance(he alredy spent 6yrs stalking on her)
Now my question is, guys,for how long can you stay stalking on that lady who's got you head over heels? And to our ladies, does it make sense to you when a guy spends a 'lifetime' stalking on you? Will his persistence ever make you consider him?

Talk2bella,toks2008,tosyne2much,laveda

I hope uve not finally run out of bullets. Zombuhari!

Is he still a musician? I doubt.

lifu2016:
with dis mentality u r soon going to be raped by a gay...

Are u the gay who's gonna rape me??

It only takes a gay to identify a gay.

Her school bag? She must be underage! She's actually robbing peter to pay paul. And this should be in the crime section,not romance section.