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ForeverYoung197:
I can't wait til it's dark. Now I'm just staring at this thick monstrous eggplant he gave me.

Lwkmd.

He has done himself bad and just gave u a reason to stay awake all night. I wish ur video won't leak mbok.

Talk2Bella:
How old are you?

Okay read the comments and saw you're in your early 20's what I can deduce from your writeup is a child's game, she doesn't call she doesn't text bla bla bla some people are that way no matter how much you preach they won't change and distancing yourself from her won't help learn to love her that way give her your best if she doesn't call you call if she doesn't text you text let her know you would love her despite her flaws relationship ain't a competition to know who calls or texts best it's loving someone despite their flaws

Thanks very much. I know why I mentioned you.

Collenshy2020:
indolent thoughts of yours quite pitiable to behold.

Ok sir.

Collenshy2020:
You already know what to do, attention seeker.

But sir, what's ur attention gonna add to my life? Make me famous? Increase my bank figures? Double my life?

padi94:
I have a question for you mahn, How Old are you.??


Dat grl is a child. Dnt be a pedophile(depends on ur age), BTW wat do u expect frm a kid, #leavethemmakethemgrow

I aint a pedophile sir, depending on my age. In my early 20's

McBrooklyn:
I swear I read and read all over again, but ah no dey understand wetin you write up there

Ok sir,guess my writeup is too shallow for you to comprehend, I appreciate your concern however.

falconey:
talk to her about how you feel about the relationship if it persists end it.

I've tried so many times talking to her,though she tends to repent from her attitude after my complaints, she'll beg me like she wanna cry but give her a couple of days,she's back to doing what she knows how to do best.

McBrooklyn:
Bruh, which kind language language be this one wey you write up there now??


It's fûcking confusing

Sorry sir, which language?

I met my girlfriend since 2010, though we have been friends until earlier this year, we decided to go into a relationship. Ab initio,she told me she can't love,I never knew this was something I'm going to suffer in the long process. But I never believed a girl of 19 can't send text messages to her so called boyfriend,can't call,can't chat me up first, even if she does,she starts with 'hey'.
Pls guys,so many pple told me already that her attitude means she already has a main guy but I'm playing the second fiddle. The last time I asked her to send me message, she refused saying she can't come up with any. I decided to shut her off for 2 weeks now, never called her,but she has been calling and I refused picking to distance myself a bit.
Pls help me guys,I don't wanna make a rash decision cos I wanna quit her already, I hate people stressing me emotionally. Pls what should I do?

Cc: lalasticlala, toks2008, tosyne2much,talk2bella,laveda,cutehector

Picture or adonbilivit!

My rap mentor. Ice! I'll be bigger than you though

richidinho:
Take away your bulletproof doors and replace them with made in Nigeria doors then i will take you guys serious

Nansense!

Nigerians! Even if he replaces his bullet proof doors with aba made,u wnt still be satisfied, den u'll demand he replaces his brain with aba brain. Nigerians!

If I tell you to go ahead with your boyfriend you'll think I dnt pray you get rich or married to that wealthy guy, if I tell you to dump your boyfreind,somepeople will call on my heads and spit on my face. So make I just chill

Add yours..which do you miss most?
Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

10. This sweet can reset your factory settings.

9. I almost bought a cartoon of finger battery cos of this device

8. I sincerely miss drawing the coin on a paper

7. The hair that signified you're a virgin. Now every girl yaff joined bad gang. Brazilian this, brazilian that..

6. This gave me a run for my school money

5. Your automatic ticket to win in a fart competition

4. You see, I learnt about the great wall of china by eating this chewing gum. When nigeria was still a virgin.

3. These ice cream chop my church offering money back to back

2. No drink compared to these brands, now jedi jedi ti take over

1. These biscuits were our best companion back then in school. Which is your favorite?

Another mad one on loose.

The way cucumber is replacing guys these days, I won't be surprised if they start getting married to cucumber. #stopcucumber

The way cucumber is replacing guys these days, ladies will start getting married to cucumber soon. #revolutionagainstcucumber

The way cucumber is replacing guys these days, ladies soon will start getting married to cucumber.

She's 29 and she understands her train is moving faster and faster everyday. Pressure from family,from peer groups,from frends,from all and sundry,all the hullalabo. She has every right to back out bro,well,am really sorry for u. But u aint in any way gonna lose even if you marry at 40, but what bout her? She is gonna lose almost everytin,don't forget the menopause. It clearly entails that you aint financially ready to marry bro,so pls don't keep her on the losing end. I hope God gets you ready financially,as soon as possible. Beautiful ones aint yet born. #drummerboy