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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Marries Most Beautiful Girl On His Birthday Oct. 1 (photos) by krissconnect(m): 1:33pm On Oct 12, 2016

Please Help. I Got A Problem. I'm 22 Years Old. I Have Never Had Any Period Up Until Now. My Younger Sister Is 17 And Has Had Her Period, Or Does It Take Longer When You're A Boy?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by krissconnect(m): 1:31pm On Oct 12, 2016

Please Help. I Got A Problem. I'm 22 Years Old. I Have Never Had Any Period Up Until Now. My Younger Sister Is 17 And Has Had Her Period, Or Does It Take Longer When You're A Boy?

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Food › Re: If You Were Hungry Right Now, What Meal Will You Pick? (photo) by krissconnect(m): 3:18pm On Oct 11, 2016

Kai. Bros warris this na. Why d wickedness. A and b sure pass sha

Romance › Re: Share Your Love-letter Experience. by krissconnect(op): 1:08pm On Oct 11, 2016

TrapHedges:
Wow I'll write pidgin for you.. Now check this out

I node write all those dirty love letters.. If I like any girl I go just go tell am

OK if nobe for one time wey our NYSC food and nutrition teacher say make we write essay on how to cook our favorite food.. And my favorite food na Toto.. So I write about am go submit..
Them come give me 10days outside school suspension and flog for Devotion hall

Wetin I do really worth am

YOU good now?

Yea. Am good now. U shud continue writing in pidgin. English aint ur style. Stop confusing people anyhw.

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Romance › Re: Share Your Love-letter Experience. by krissconnect(op): 7:31am On Oct 11, 2016

Hy lalasticlala

Romance › Re: Share Your Love-letter Experience. by krissconnect(op): 7:30am On Oct 11, 2016

TrapHedges:
No bro.. I never did none of those love letter bullshlt.. I go straight up and tell yo!

OK once I wrote a love letter to my food and nutrition NYSC teacher.. When she asked us to write an essay on how to. Prepare our best food.. And mine was pvssy.. Bro I got 10days OSS and ass whooping in devotion hall..

Totally worth it

I read ur comment thrice,couldn't undastand a thing. Startin frm ur moniker to ur full stop.

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Romance › Share Your Love-letter Experience. by krissconnect(op): 8:46pm On Oct 10, 2016

Shout out to that girl or boy you wrote loveletters to and was eventually caught or traded successfully.

My own experience is this: I exchanged numerous number of letters with this girl in my jss2. I always tore the ones she gave me after reading them, never knew she was storing hers in her school bag. One day,a letter leaked. The love letter I wrote to her,and the whole class got to know about it,and then I was blamed and punished. The girl pretended innocent and saved her ass. I was shamefully tagged the 'lover boy' way back then after the incident. Share yours...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/344159_Love_Letter_jpga3c19dab5536b8414c1128bf9dbff500 illustrative love letter

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Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by krissconnect(m): 8:32pm On Oct 10, 2016

Thank God I yaff a long rod.

Romance › Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by krissconnect(m): 8:21pm On Oct 10, 2016

I can only date a dark skinned girl. But I cannot marry a dark skinned. #mychoice

Politics › Re: Jonathan Feared Tinubu Most As President - Wole Olanipekun by krissconnect(m): 10:50am On Oct 09, 2016

I have a dig bick.
You read wrong that.
You read that wrong too.

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Celebrities › Can Someone Please Explain This? (picture) by krissconnect(op): 10:40am On Oct 09, 2016

Please, I am not understanding what's going on in this pix of phyno and kcee. Who understands better, help a confused me please.

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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Arrested In Zaria While Collecting Ransom (photo) by krissconnect(m): 10:31am On Oct 08, 2016

I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.

Celebrities › Re: Davido And Mr Ricket, His School Teacher Meet [PICS+VIDEO] by krissconnect(m): 10:29am On Oct 08, 2016

I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.

Romance › Re: Why Are Women Like This (hilarious Snapshot) by krissconnect(m): 9:54am On Oct 08, 2016

I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.

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Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 8:08pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
no, but the forest needs clearing you can do us a favor by crashing your convoy of jets into it

Lol. Ok now I get u.

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 6:42pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
nope but theres a forest nearby

Lol, I tell u say I dey land with parachute?

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 6:32pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
Hahahahhhahaha do your convoy of private jets move in a straight line like cars

Like cars baby,like cars. Hope u have a stadium like compound? Cos we wanna land in your compound like a boss! cool

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Over Breakup by krissconnect(m): 4:51pm On Oct 07, 2016

Try and flirt so much with newer girls. If you drink,try and engage yourself. Play games,watch funny skits,engage ursef,be busy,never be idle.delete her contacts,her pictures,block her from every social media. God is your strength.

Nb; when falling inlove next time,don't fall so hard that you can't save ursef when necessary. Try and look out for other gals that can keep you busy even if you're in a relationship. This is when I advice guys to keep side chicks. No offense.

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Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 4:23pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
my mum is seeing what you wrote and i feel embarrassed right now

Aw! Don't be. I'm coming in a convoy of private jets just to propose. Shey u likey? cool

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 3:24pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
is your mum on nairaland

Yes and no. Okay straight to the point. Leme come to ur house for the kissing? I don't like gehs coming to mine.

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 2:22pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
hahahaha are you allergic to lip gloss

U wan make my mum see the paint on my cheek? embarassed

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 2:15pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
kikikiki lemme rub lip gloss so it'll be more luscious

Lip gloss? Ayaff finish kissing angry

skin to skin sure pass. cheesy

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 2:05pm On Oct 07, 2016

mhisbliss:
hahahaha atleast your head is not a load to your neck oya chop kiss

Kiss? Choi,see as ur lips soft lyk fresh fish. E yaff tey oo grin

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 2:02pm On Oct 07, 2016

BiafraBushBoy:
They no get option... What if a rich guy no toast them?

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Romance › Re: How Do I Advice My Friend That Sleeps Around A Lot? by krissconnect(m): 1:58pm On Oct 07, 2016

You can only force a horse to to stream, but you cannot force it to drink water. I hope u get.. Nice day.

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by krissconnect(m): 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2016

Now if they come out with 'you shouldn't date a poor or broke guy' you jump skildo and call em gold diggers? Bros,fear God.

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Politics › Re: Lai: Ministers Queue To Buy Petrol, Change Started With Us Long Ago by krissconnect(m): 9:57am On Oct 07, 2016

Chei. Lai mohammed. Lai,lai,laii. Hw many tyms I call u?

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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Hits The Gym (Photos) by krissconnect(m): 9:01pm On Oct 06, 2016

Is that not oga jona behind? shocked

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