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10. Add yours...

Note: all experiences from my blackberry bold 5.

9. After you eventually sold your bold5 phone to buy another phone,someone springs from no where nd tells you to buy bb bold5,you're gonna enjoy it...
'If I look you upandan eh? Mtcheww...'

8. When someone says he has blackberry bold 5 original battery...
'I know you're lying,but continue'

7. Feels like eternity...
Oh lawd'

6. When your phone is restarting but just at 98%,it starts all over again,restarting...

5. That moment when you realise you spent 15k buying only batteries for your blackberry phones...

4. You downloading that 25mb porn video at night with all excitement,but getting to 24.8mb,your phone restarts automatically...

3. That most important call in your life comes in but your phone decideds to hang automatically..

2. When you're hustling to be FTC in tosyne2much's 10 points agenda, but then the wicked tiny clock starts ticking on your screen

1. That tiny black clock on your screen, your worst nightmare...

13. And then I wanna wish us all... Happy new month

12. But then you realise its ur T-fare and your 'home and abroad' just got swallowed.
'I can't t,leme cry out my life'

11. You wanna cry like a boss,so you do this...

10. And then it got to your turn to withdraw that 2k of life,after slotting the card,it automatically got swallowed. You be like..
Is it me or...?

9. After an hour of patience,only one left to get to your turn and the person being taking 30 minutes to withdraw.
She wan finish all the money ni?

8. You met the queue at the atm.
The villagers are really me'

7. You then remembered you have your atm with you,your look at that mofo cashier...

6. You feel so hurt that you wanna do this...

5. You decided to gulp it down cos its only 2k you wan collect. But then she says you can't withdraw from her counter,you should check the next counter..with all these people waiting?
Oh lawd take me...

4. But then the woman cashier gives him a sexy smile and collects the #70k, you be like...

3. After a long wait in the queue,its ur turn to withdraw but then one man extends his hand from nowhere to the cashier and demands to deposit #70k...

2. Then you got to the bank and saw a missed call from someone you're owing 3k

1. When you walk gentlemanly to withdraw your 'home and abroad' 2k from the bank.

1. How you walk so gentlemanly to withdraw your 'home and abroad' 2k from the bank

1. How you walk so gentlemanly to deposit the your 'home and abroad' 2k in the bank

Thunder fire mtn for depriving me of FTC.

What's wrong in asking him to resign? Nigerian full of sentiments, that's why we can't progress.

Irrelevant postulations. The fact and summary remains that's girls form a lot. Make dem contine until dey clock 30+ ...na wen e go clear for their eye. Mthcew

Mtchewww. Go and sitdown my friend. Must ur topic reach 100?

I love that boori,I love that boori,see that boori long...

dadaha:
It's not Kenya
OP is just trying to shade the poor country
Violation of rule 8 of Nairaland

So he should be banned now? Gerrarahia mehn!

soberdrunk:
This one way wear designers singlet and shorts nor be like "herdsman" 4 my eyes ooo! Be like one pickpocket/igbo smoker way don tay 4 cell way nobody gree come bail

U well so?