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1. Switzerland: Whether it’s the progressive views on legal prostitution, the popularity of licensed brothels, liberal stance on pornography, or controversial sex education programs which begin as early as kindergarten, one thing is certain: Switzerland is consistently rated as one of the most sexually satisfied nations around the globe. A 2013 study revealed that  21 percent of Swiss nationals rate their sexual performance and their sex lives as “excellent.” Thirty-two percent have even had sex in public places. Yet, somehow, amidst all that fornicating, the Swiss still manage to have one of the lowest teen birth rates in the world. In 2012, a United Nations survey revealed that the teen birth rate in the United States was almost 10 times higher than in Switzerland.

2. Spain: Sexually charged Spain, with its nude beaches and high social acceptance of gay marriage, recently topped the world’s “ best male lover” list in a poll surveying 15,000 women globally about which nationality of men could best float their boat. Don’t believe those stats? Just ask the Spaniards themselves.  A quarter of the population of Spain rates their sexual performance as excellent. Indeed, a recent study looking at 9,850 people in Spain revealed that 90 percent of Spanish men and women were sexually satisfied. Unsurprisingly, their levels of sexual satisfaction rose over time with a stable partner as opposed to casual encounters.

3. Italy: With an abundance of good wine and good food, it’s no wonder Italians rate high on the sexual satisfaction scale. According to  Men’s Health, sexual seduction in Italy begins at the table as food and sex are inextricably linked. This may be the reason Italians are considered amongthe top lovers in the world. Italian women also seem pretty content with their love lives—and women who  have two glasses of wine daily enjoy greater sexual satisfaction than those who didn’t drink. (Shiraz anyone?) This year,  64 percent of Italian men and women rated their sex lives as satisfying, with a third of Italians expecting sex to last more than 10 minutes.

4. Brazil: With curves to die for, infamous “ Miss Bum” competitions annually, and men regarded as the  world’s second best lovers (second to the Spaniards), Brazilians make the list as a highly sexually satisfied nation. While the stats vary on just how often Brazilians are banging—one report claims  82 percent of Brazilians have sex at least once a week; another says it’s 145 times on average a year (which equates to roughly three times a week)—it’s obvious Brazilians enjoy their sex lives. These Latin lovers also tend to  lose their virginity before people in almost any other nation. Naughty, naughty!

5. Greece: The reason the Greeks are so sexually satisfied is that they are  less uptight about discussing their sexual desires. In fact, the Greeks have been talking about sex for centuries. In the fourth century BCE, Hippocrates spoke explicitly about the inevitability of sexual desire: “In the cases of women…when during intercourse the vagina is rubbed…an irritation is set up in the womb which produces pleasure and heat in the rest of the body.” Touché! Even today, Greeks commonly discuss sex at work, with friends, and most importantly, with their partners. Communication makes for a better sex life, period. Of course, the great weather, beautiful islands and healthy diet can’t hurt.  Durex claims Greeks have the most sex in the world weekly (164 times on average a year). As for the Greeks themselves, they say they’re 51 percent sexually satisfied.

6. The Netherlands: The Netherlands has a reputation as being one of the most pro-sex countries in the world thanks to its famous red light district, abundance of nude beaches and open sex education policies. In addition, 64 percent of Dutch men and women are  confident at asserting their needs and wants during sex and are more open about sex in general. Comparatively, only half of Americans say they’re comfortable asserting their sexual desires. Remarkably, Holland has a teen birth rate of only 5.3 per 1,000 compared with 39.1 per 1,000 in the United States, as well as a much lower abortion and HIV rates, AlterNet  reported. Twenty-two percent of the population rates the quality of their sex lives as excellent.

7. Mexico: Mexico has been previously rated as one of the “horniest countries” in the world and ranks as the second most sexually satisfied nation in the world with  63 percent of the country claiming a fulfilling sex life. Why? Perhaps it’s their candidness with regard to sex education. In 2008, Mexico City distributed over  700,000 sex-ed textbooks to the high schools that cover birth control, abortion and homosexuality. Or it might have something to do with the fact that sex work is decriminalized and regulated in half the country’s states.  (Unfortunately, decriminalization hasn’t curtailed Mexico’s  human trafficking problem as Mexico still remains one of the  leading hot spots for child sexual exploitation in the world.)

8. India: Despite the fact that Indians wait the  longest to have sex for the first time (the average age to lose one’s virginity is 22 years old), the country has consistently been rated among the top satisfied nations in recent years. The secret to Indians’ sexual bliss is a bit of a mystery, but there are a couple of theories. Men’s Health says Indians enjoy prolonging sexual pleasure—apparently the journey is more important than the destination. Think Tantric sex. Indian men are also more likely to spend time on the process of seduction and pre-intimacy compared to other countries. Then again, other studies reveal Indians are the quickest at performing in the bedroom: the average time spent on sexual intercourse is  13 minutes. Despite the variations, Indians rate their sex lives pretty high with  61 percent considered satisfied.

9. Australia: Outdoor shenanigans may be the key to sexual satisfaction in the land down under.  Seventy-five percent of Australians claim to have had sex on the road, with vehicles proving to be quite the aphrodisiac. What’s more,  Cosmo says 27 percent of Australian women “wouldn’t change a thing about their sex lives.” Aussie women are also quite likely to fantasize about having a party, with 20 percent listing this act as their favorite sexual fantasy as opposed to only four percent of Americans. As far as sexual partners go, Australians are more promiscuous than most. Twenty-five is the  average number of sexual partners Aussie men have had, compared with 13 for their American counterparts.The women, on the other hand, fare more equal with 10 and 9 the average number of sexual partners for Australian and American women respectively.

10. Nigeria: According to  Durex, Nigeria is rated the number-one sexually satisfied nation in the world with 67 percent of its population claiming sexual gratification. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that Nigerians also take the longest time having sex, at 24 minutes per average session. The stats come as rather surprising given Nigeria’s conservative views on same-sex marriages, having  recently banned these unions, and the prevalence of Islamic extremism, which dominates the country. Then again, Nigerian women have also been ranked  the most unfaithful in the world with 62 percent having admitted cheating on a partner. I digress.

11. Germany: Despite Germany being marked as having the world’s “ worst lovers” for being “too smelly” the country does rank highly as a sexually satisfied nation. Germany is home to some of the world’s most comprehensive sex-education programs and is known for itsprogressive political policies in relation to sex work. The sexual excitement element also seems to be in full swing. Thirty-two percent of Germans profess to having had a one-night stand and 30 percent have had sex in a public place. Like other Western European countries, Germans rate their own sexual performance as excellent. Germany fares better than the United States as far as sexually transmitted disease goes: it has  one-sixth the HIV rate of the United States.

12. China: China is sexually satisfied? Well, not exactly. But no list would be complete without throwing in a wild card. Besides, while the People’s Republic is one of the most conservative and repressive societies in the world, behind closed doors its population is having more sex weekly than most other nations. Seventy-eight percent of the population in China is getting down to business at least once a week. The secret to sexual satisfaction in China? Technology, according to  Men’s Health. The majority of Chinese men follow up after a successful date… with an email. Cyber sex anyone? What’s more, in the past 10 years,  sex shop and online purchases have boomed in China. Most would be surprised to learn that China even has a SEXPO in Shanghai, and that 70 percent of the world’s intimacy gadgets are manufactured in China.

Now NCAN moraf*ckers gonna rant below. Ntchew

Win, loose or draw_we're manchester united. But we're sure gonna get it right this time. Ggmu. Smellymouth_baba me here.

RoyalRoy ... Front page please
Cc: lalasticlala

Law course is hyped.

bobbiekrantz:
08175752472.. Oops... Sorry

Thanks bro. I'll call you

bobbiekrantz:
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Chat me up.. Bro

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The number aint correct. Check it bro

You know what? Am so happy APC won the last election and in power presently. Because if it didn't happen this way, nigerians will still be clamouring for change. Now they have the real taste of it, reactions all over. Ward off sentiment,tribalism and religious interests, let's make Nigeria the giant of africa as acclaimed come 2019. #ibelieve

5. Add yours...
Cc: lalasticla, dominique, mynd44..
Nigerian moms are more dramatic than nollywood.

4. American child vs Mom.
'Mom, I wanna go hang out with Robert n friends'
'Okay son, be careful'

'Nigerian child vs Mom'
'Mom, I want to go visit ahmed'
'Com'on sit down here my frieennnddd, how many times has he visited you?'

3. American child vs Mom.
'Ma'am, I wanna be a fashion designer'
'That'll be great son'

Nigerian child vs Mom.
'Mother, I want to be a fashion designer'
'What? Chike are you possessed? So I sent you to school to learn how to sew cloth abi? What happend to lawyer,doctor n engineer? My enemies are after me'

2. American child vs Mom.
*meanwhile,jack at 20*
'Ma'am,meet my girlfriend, Tiana'
'You're welcome Tiana'

Nigerian child vs Mom.
'Olamide, if I ever see you with a girl eh,I'll castrate you'

bobbiekrantz:
#Proudly_a_Bonafide_Lion

#Finalist!

Abeg.. Who's up for jonzing!

Am an aspirant bro, ineed your help.

Onyintology:
Hail Varsity of Nigeria, my alma mater...
Hail her and rejoice for the sake of truth
Where young men and women do seek for knowledge
Hail her and rejoice for the sake of knowledge
Where the Nation's potentials do brood in the nest
Hail her and rejoice for her noble ideals
Hail Varsity par excellence our dreams come true
Hail her and rejoice for the giant awakes


Refrain
My Alma Mater , My Alma Mater
Noble are thy looks and thy ideals
And great art thou in Science and in Arts
In other realms of learning thou art all sublime.




#Proud_Lioness
#Finalist

Evenin ma,pls I need your help bout UNN stuff. Can I email you?

1. American child vs Mom.
'If you beat me ma'am,am gonna call you the cops'
Mom stays silent
Nigerian child vs Mom.
*beats him mercilessly*
'If you cry ehn, you won't eat for 2 weeks'

[quote author=Berlynn post=49477020][/quote]So person no fit play wit u agen?

God ohhh! My call oo,abeg pick am,abeg oo

carexy:
tingling sensation kwa... nna giri ya nwayo o... but all the same husband lolz.

You're beauriful,simple and classic_u can win miss world without a makeup on.

Guys, have you ever been toasted by a girl? Share your experiences.

Lalasticlala, share your experience too. I know beryln must have toasted you.

azeecoboy:
In my entire life,its either I use browsing cheat or i don't browse at all

I know ure lying but continue

Lala, na the new trend be this, no more snakes? Jumoke and tonto don go extinct jorr. Picture ti take over.

EmperorLee:
Donique gbaa ni

Modified... Na only mistake u dey see_change dole

Just give me the nyansh. Just the nyansh. Notin but the nyansh. Oh lawd!

A female friend of mine called me this evening, crying, telling me about her broken relationship. She said before they agreed on dating each other, they had the agreement that it is going to be a no-sex relationship. The guy agreed. But then, she later discovered that after 3 months they met, the guy has been getting sex from other females. Really it was devastating for her when she tried confronting him. She eventually broke up.
I did my best to console her though but coudnt put the whole blame on the poor guy. How do you think a no-sex relationship will work on a normal guy? Cool, he's going to abstain from sexing you, but you can never blame him for getting it outside. He is human and not a tree.

Lalasticlala, domnique,mynd44, what is your take on this?

Even the pictures na 10points agenda. Tosyne u no wan follow apc change??

U don try showing us u feasted on wine today with your **** rolex watch. Next?

[quote author=WilliamXII post=49443032][/quote]

ladyF:
When will we start to treat our politicians the same way we treat these street robbers? Wake me up when we get there please...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

[size=5pt]Make I go continue my search for Skrill funds...freelancers, forexers, biko epp me. N390/$[/size]

It begins with you. Just pick up a stick and head to aso rock or maitama,break into house of any politician and beat em up. I'll follow suit

WilliamXII:
I remember always helping out a family friend who had HIV/AIDS and nobody played with me till we left that area...

He died...and the stigma continued #FoolsAndTheIgnoranceThatFuelsThem

And there's that one person that must make us read this again by quoting the OP