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LadyMercedes:
Good Ol' Times. I watched so many movies. God, SO MANY:

Foreign movies:
Delta Force
Commando
Five Man Army
The Gods Must Be Crazy (1-3)
Trading Places
Hard Way
Fire Fighter
Coming To America
Detective School Dropouts
James Bond Movies
Eye Witness
Roar
The Burning Train
Teri Meherbaniyan... The reason I adore dogs!
Never Too Young To Die

Nigerian movies:
Living In Bondage
Rattlesnake
Deadly Affair
Dark Goddess
Violated
True Confessions
When The Sun Sets
Flesh & Blood

Kai! I don old ô!

How many kids you got?

Wow. Pretty young couple. I hope they can handle this tho

Only 90's kid will remember this. Which famous movie did you watch on this casette?

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In the book of mathew chapter 16, when Jesus asked his disciples what people said he is, after giving their ethical answers, Jesus then asked them what they say he is, but Peter being inspired by the holyspirit answered 'You're christ, son of the living God. Jesus commended him and said it was revealed to him by God.
But while Jesus was talking to them about his impending and inevitable suffering, Peter rebuked him saying, 'I forbid that these things happen to you 'Lord. But Jesus replied him with such infamous reply, ' Get behind me satan'...

My question is, can a true christian be ever possessed by satan? Since Jesus rebuked the Satan that possessed Peter to say such.

Cc: lalasticlala. Help a confused christian sir!

De gea is gonna feel so relaxed at post like...

Smellymouth:
Pls I add ALL my ex babes(excluding those married now) and Concubines join..
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/winning.gif

Lol. Dance of life. Ggmu

Manchester united is gonna win this. 2_0 or 3_1 in favour of united

Is this romantic? Lol. See the man face. He is really afraid oo, he be lyk warris dis concept emeka drafted out lyk dis...

I haven't experienced the ATM machine been erraneous but I just want to hear from people.
Have you ever gone to the ATM machine to withdraw money and after withdrawing, you discovered it dispensed more than or less than you requested?
Share your experience...

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I don't believe they exist cos I've not experienced any. The logic remains, whatever you believe is what you receive. If u believe in demonic cobwebs,u definitely wil alwes encounter it.

Fresia01:
Warris dis?? Asokoro number 10?? U didn't even add Wuse2 there is another area in Enugu dat is quite cool though I ve forgotten d name.. Jabi is a nice place..my friend stays there..buh me I dey manage myself inside village for here..money scarce so I cut my cloth according to my material. good morning nlanders

Hi. I stay in kubwa but have my office at utako.

Tega4B:
Ok.Tx for Reading.

Av been in a relationship with my so called bf for about a year nw. Heaven knws I love him, about a month ago I got pregnant and he insisted dat I kip d pregnancy.

My problem is,after much questioning on y he's finding it so difficult to tell his parents,he opened up to me dat he got bck with his x nd dey are planning on getting married in December shocked .

Am frm a very responsible home,if my mum gets to find out she would insist dat we get married(I dnt want it to look like am forcing him on me).
Am jst few months old in my first job after school,still tryin to settle.If my boss gets to find out its a 50/50 chance of me loosing my job.

Being a baby mama is nt an option for me. Do I keep dis baby n go to his parents or Get rid of it n move on with my life.

Bring me d baby leme. Keep. But pls dnt come bak wen he/she bcoms popular life

NevetsIbot:
Hey Lala.. Even if threads from this section hardly hit FP. Why not make this one be the first one to be on Fp this month? More mb to your modem.

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Seun

Which type of paper you use draw?

Nice one bro. But that your pastor wife mouth eh?

10. Add yours...
#iloveabuja

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9. After struggling to enter mpape motor from berger junction,when it is time to pay the conductor,you discovered the only money in your pocket has been kidnapped.

'Jesus,come and take me'

8. When you in a taxi,just a mile off,the next passenger says he wanna check his luggage in the boot,but then the driver lashes at him and says he already left it in zuba.

'Mtchew,idiotic one chance people,una wan scam me abi? Leme drop abeg'

7. When you're sitting in the front in a taxi with other 4 passengers at the back, then the driver stops to pick another passenger.

'What? Is he going to sit in the boot?'

6. When you see aboki okada riders gathered around a scene,meanwhile you're trekking.

'Hmm,I can't just come and kee myself for nothing'

5. When you drive to central area.

'Oh lawd,I'm in heaven'

4. When you're stuck in Karmo or Maraba hold up.

'Lawd, this is more painful than breakup'

3. When you see a sign post in utako that says '2 bedroom flat'_#2million naira...

'What?..Jesus is lord'

2. When enter 'drop' from kubwa to wuse and then the driver says your money is #2000.

'Wait,am I travelling to jos?'

1. Travelling for almost 10hrs from Aba to Abuja for the first time,then someone says 'we are in gwagwalada abuja, but then after 1hr, another person answers his phone and says we're still in gwagwalada.
'Jeez, is gwagwalada another state in abuja?'

9PBLIVE:
what is the difference if I had a secret that I can keep from the best mom in the world why should I tell you

I hope u understand what me talking bout here by secret. Read up the experiences above,its cos of people like you I put up the sample experiences.

9PBLIVE:
You grabbed this stuff from Coca Cola facebook page..


Show me your own




Why I go tell you my secret if I kept it from my mom

Is your mum a nairalander?

When we were little, we had mischiefs we committed but kept them away from our parents. Some peoples experiences below

Sirius Lee
I remember 2014 Christmas and my mom had some extra fried chicken in the fridge after visitors had left , so me and my sis snuck in and made away with some of it, later on that evening my mom checked the fridge and called out "who touched the chicken !!" me and my sis looked at each other and before we could say anything my dad hollers back " I did" . My sis and I just sat there staring at each other in shock " so dad does this too"
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Kenny Donald
And I can't also stop reminiscing 2005 Christmas,mum bought a crate of coke.Me and my brother will open it up,drink it halfway and replace it with water. the day we were caught,heaven wept with us. I'm so lmfao right now. crazy memories. I love coca-cola,Keep growing
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Nnorom Amarachi
I caught my bro fapping meat from d pot of soup.the moment I opened my mouth to say I would report him to our mum,he jux cut d meat and put half in my mouth and told me to go and report na..I was speechless.#i love coke
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Veronica Tom
When I was 8 years old, I accidentally broke my mums new big plastic bowl; I knew what was going to happen when she comes back from the market..real beating!!! I hid the broken bowl and ran out to wait for my dad. Between my dad and mum, we the children know who the disciplinarian is-mum!! While dad is the gentle and quiet one. When he came back that night, I ran to him and begged him to please tell mum that he broke the bowl..poor guy..he took the blame and i was save..#ilovecoke
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Anthonia Esohe Obegba
I remember a day I had to beg my little bro for biscuit, knowing that if my mum caught me begging my bro she will cal me agbaya, so I had to tell him that Jesus Christ was coming the next day that if he give me some biscuit Jesus will play with him and give plenty gifts. so he gave me some.. I enjoyed the biscuit because mum did not cal me agbaya.... #ilovecoke#
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Joy Andem
When mum bought only a bottle of coke for herself n kept it inside d fridge n bro removed it n drink tinking it was more Dan one..n later in d night we heard..were is d drink I put here!..n his so afraid n comes to me as d last born..pls say u drank it CU's u were hungry..I will give u ma meat tomorrow.... Lol#@love coke...
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Ugo Chukwu
Its meat oh. Both of us unofficially took meat from the pot. (Not stealing oh. Its unofficial)
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Mr2things:
When ladies remember how they lost their virginity all because of BB bold 5.. .. ..

Lol. And now iphone6 has taken over...

Its easier for buhari to become a christian than for a nigerian man to posess all those qualities aforementioned..

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