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I tell her am +1 ur age. So however she calculates it,I'm her senior.

Erm,I knew it,exactly what I expected. Now how is this ur business,why can't you just scroll down without reading. Did I ask you to read my comment? Hey,ure still reading? What is ur problem? Better save ur time and skip reading this. Mtcheww!

Nonsense. None of these countries exist. Quote me and eat ur balls.

Paperwhite:
Yeah! How do I help you dear?

I need ur help too sir. I'm an aspirant too,but I wanna study environmental studies_architecture. Wish u can connect me to an architectural student dia. Thanks in advance.

General2COAS:
FEDDY THOSE DAYS EVER GRATEFUL & Proud
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Alaokwa the great. I rep st peters seminary okigwe tho.

MsFaith:
my own no reach that level, but there are ppl who need just as low as that to feed

It is well dear. It is well

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MsFaith:
#500??...you didn't even say #100

Lol. Na so ur own reach? It is well.

*BREAKING NEWS!!!*The Federal Government of Nigeria under the leadership of General Muhammadu Buhari, APC, The Senate and National House of Assembly hereby announces to all Graduates, Undergraduates, University and Polytechnic Students, and Applicants that today is Tuesday 27th September 2016 and that tomorrow will be Wednesday 28th September, 2016.*Thank you for reading. You can now go back to what u were doing.

When someone is out there looking for #500 to eat a meal,another person is out there flaunting a watch of 75 million naira. How ironical life is.

nuti:
Is this why your father sent you to school? All you can think of this hot afternoon when millions are thinking about how to make ends meet

And who said I aint working bro. Just go get some sense of reasoning.

I wonder what will ever make the lady say no. Even if she no like the guy.
But this doesn't make sense,u wanna beg a girl to come eat ur money with u,all the rest of her life?and u adding car on top? juju is real.

See as their mouth long. Mtchew

TrapQueen77:
-When she juz had a break up


-when her cat juz died


-when ur not really her type


-when she's with her friendz

Lol. But some guys mumu sha. How u go approach a gal wey dey sweat under hot sun lyk say she dey get 5some?

Sometimes,we don't understand there are certain conditions that makes a lady give a definite decline to our wooing requests. Here are some of the moments you should avoid attempting wooing a lady.

1. When it is raining so hard.
You'll see a lady trying so hard to get away from rainfall and all you could think of is wooing her? You can do better by offering her an umbrella.

2. When she is walking lone at midnight.
Despite the fact that you have no bad motive with you in approaching her,a lady feels so insecure walking lone at night and your approaching her adds intense fear to what she feels already. If she shouts accusing you of rape, you can never vindicate yourself.

3. When she is with her parents.
Some parents can be very mean and intolerable when it comes to morality. The mentality of 'hit and run' which is mostly associated to the yoruba demons makes them act as PA to their children, even when they're fully grownup.

4. When she is in a hurry.
You'll see a lady running helter skelter, did makeup in just 20seconds, sweat running down her face and flagging down any taxi on the way and all you could think of is approaching to woo her? Bros, any kind english you hear just take am like that,and don't ever retaliate when she gives you that economic-recession slap.

5. Add yours...

vivianbelema:
If I may ask, why girls who are already in a relationship?
You Need salvation asap

You think that guy you're crushing on doesn't have a girlfriend. Now leme tell u somtins,relatively 90% of 18+ nigerians are taken. That can never stop you from going after the person you are interested in,whether he or she is in a relationship. I hope understand me though

cheapgoals:
Either likes or dislikes you can't

Ok bro.

Israeljones:
And why on earth wud yu want a gurl that is already in a relationship... Are a home breaker?

Love can take u anywia bro,even for IDP camp borno. That thing strong

cheapgoals:
You won't graduate trying to study a lady

I don't mean studyin her history. Am I a historian? I mean her likes and dislikes

We all have that girl we crush on but because she is already in a relationship, it becomes a harculean task to get her fall for you. Here are simple rules that might not work for all,but beyond hypothesis to be true.

1. Study her:
It is necessarily important to learn the basics about the already taken girl you're crushing on. Learn what she loves doing,her favourite food,her leisure hours and the things she dislikes.

2. Try to play different.
After knowing a bit about her boyfriend, try being perfect in ways which her boyfriend errs. If she has complained to you about the guy's overtly interest in sports over her idea of being at the beach side on a relaxed evening, offer taking her out on such nights, only as a caring guy.

3. Be humorous.
One powerful way to be there while simultaneously creating attraction is to make her laugh. Never underestimate what a laugh means to a girl, especially one struggling with her relationship. Be silly,make her laugh,joke around,be playful, by creating a subtle refuge from what she's going through at home, you're creating an emotional picture of a perfect relationship figure for yoursef.

4. Build a connection.
On normal times, always be around her, but most importantly,never interfere in any of her relaxing dealings with her guy. Never persuade her to break up with her boyfriend. Even when it is the next option to her relationship crisis. Be diplomatic in advising her bout issues with her boyfriend. Morning and night messages with less stringent notice regularly is advisable.
5. Finally, play the role of touch.
Once your emotional and intellectual chemistry is developed, you must find a way to express your physical interest in her. Be the shoulder she cries on,try pecking her,hold her hand with intense feeling,run the risk of kissing her as a friend. Touch sends a message that you're interested in her sexually. Also allows you to test her interest in you and to slowly,respectfully,move the boundaries of your existing relationship forward. If she reciprocates, then an attraction is almost certainly between you.

NB: don't plagiarize without the original authors consent. (C) krissconnect

Cc: lalasticlala vizkiz mynd44 tosyne2much cutehector

Well articulated and precise. God will do it for me next year too.

How many kids u got? U have any agreement with ur husband about family planning? These question shud be enof to guide u on what u shud do? If no,den what on earth is ur husby doing with condom,and prior to his statements about other chicks. May God guide u

talktonase:
with which waec result?

Tinubu's waec result.

sinaj:
Xup kriss

Sinaj I no go lie at all,I'm not a perfect gentleman,but I can guess what u lyk bae,I can be ur perfect gentleman

sinaj:
Quite fuuny

Hy

@microbiology. so buhari studied microbiology?

Your choice,your pussy,your boobs...not my business

sinaj:
this could be us, but you are still running after Nkechi

In rick ross's voice ' there's no her,I can swear to you,there's no her'

This could be us sinaj, but ure still singing simi jamb question.