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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Krissjones: 11:00pm On May 26, 2018
raumdeuter:
Congrats Madrid Deserved winner
Thanks baba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Krissjones: 10:56pm On May 26, 2018
jonsnow92:
If you let your arch rivals win 4 Champions League titles in 5 years, whilst having The Greatest Of All Time on your side, you need to sit yourself down and reflect on what you've done wrong.

Messi needs to dictate who he wants in that team and who he doesn't want.

The next 3years are very crucial for Him, We don't need no Salisu Valverde with defensive and mid table tactics nor idiotic Bartomeu buying cuunts with no plans.
You copy all your posts from that Barcelona fanpage la senyera on facebook

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Romance / Re: My Sister Is A Lesbian, I Need Help To Cure Her by Krissjones: 12:55am On May 25, 2018
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay or a lesbian some people are just born that way simply tell your family to accept her and nove on.

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Romance / Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by Krissjones: 3:50pm On May 20, 2018
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Sports / Re: Jlloyd Samuel Dies In Car Crash (Details) by Krissjones: 8:11pm On May 15, 2018
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Sports / Re: Jlloyd Samuel Dies In Car Crash (Details) by Krissjones: 8:11pm On May 15, 2018
Who gives a Fùck about some nobody śhit player? I see no reason why the mods moved this to front page this guy was an irrelevant player you should only move threads to front page when someone relevant dies not some nobody defender that played for śhit clubs all his life.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 12:43pm On May 15, 2018
sammyobi584:


I checked my account last night and didn't see anything. I was jejely on my own and U requested for my bet id ..I wonder what U gain from this kind trick.
Im terribly sorry I wasn't playing a prank on you when I asked you for your ID, I had just been paid by bet9ja I tried to fund you twice through gtbs *737 it showed an error twice so I assumed it had gone through it wasn't until later I got to know that my bank had restricted my account due to the amount that was paid in I'll fund you later today.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Krissjones: 5:01pm On May 14, 2018
usbcable:


The most inefficient culprits being Sevilla and Real Madrid.
Sevilla was a total disgrace
I swear that Sevilla match still gives me nightmares the way those bastards raised my hopes that night only to dash them so horribly can still remember those chances they missed.

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Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Biography, Age, Profile And Lifestyle by Krissjones: 11:38am On May 14, 2018
He's much better than the overrated midget at least he took his team to the ucl final

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Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Looking Quite Handsome In New Photos by Krissjones: 10:46am On May 14, 2018
BecaciaBarbie:

I agree with you....K-Brule is actually very very handsome, but followed by Miracle.
In fact, I think all the guys selected for this year's BBN WAREVA are handsome.
lolu and Leo were ugly

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 10:43am On May 14, 2018
sammyobi584:


mehn see early new week miracle oo. Seems this week will be green filled week for Me.thanks baba.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 10:34am On May 14, 2018
sammyobi584 drop your bet9ja id can't find it in any of your posts.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 6:05pm On May 13, 2018
Rathor:
nah even billionaire goes back to square 1,

just remember this day when you beg for 100 naira.
I don't support what the guy is doing but this is a very stupid comment I must say.

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Religion / Re: In The Place Of Sexual Immoralities, Occupy Yourself With These Activities by Krissjones: 2:11pm On May 13, 2018
Interesting15:

By Sunday Akanni Moshood

After writing on 'How Sexual Immoralities Actually Kills People', some youngsters grumbled on how tough it is to live a life of sexual chastity, and they demanded for 'alternatives' to fill 'the vacuum'.

Immediately, the Lord begin giving me ideas. My attention was particularly drawn to an eminent figure in the Bible: King David. The only sexual sin recorded against king David in the Bible was the one committed with Bathsheba (Uriah's wife).

Now, let's look at it this way. Before the day David indulged in the sexual immoral act with Bathsheba, what were the things he had occupied himself with that had prevented him from committing sexual sins against God in previous times?

Those are the things we want to learn from. And by the Grace of God, we will approach them from these two broad headings:

1. David - A Man Of War:

David was automatically enlisted into Israel's army immediately he killed Goliath of the Philistines. He officially became a man of war when he killed that giant at a tender age that is below 20. And ever since then, he had occupied himself with wars. He was fighting various wars with the enemies of God, that he had no time to commit sexual sins.

However, in 2 Samuel 11, we discovered a major factor that pushed him into the sin of sexual immorality. HE IGNORED THAT WHICH HAD GOT HIM OCCUPIED ALL THESE WHILE.

Today, you can also get occupied with wars. However, these aren't physical wars, but are now on a spiritual level. "For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armour of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand." Ephesians 6: 12, 13

Today, irrespective of your age, you can become a man/woman of war by joining God's Army. How can you be enlisted and become part of the Army of God? Simply accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior of your life and forsake your sins. Then you become a True Warrior of Christ when you continue in righteousness and holiness.

Here is the beauty of everything. Irrespective of how strong your sexual hormones are, when you keep occupying yourself with spiritual activities required of a Warrior of Christ, you will have dominion over your flesh!

Make it a regular habit to indulge in spiritual exercises like praying, fasting, studying the Word of God (the Bible), evangelism, and see how your life would change for good.

2. David - A Man Occupied With Skills, Talents And Purposes

Before David became the king of Israel, he was a shepherd of sheep. Why was no sexual sin recorded against him at that point in time? Simply because, he was busy with his 'sheep shepherding skills'. Additionally, he was a musician who is always busy utilising his talents for the Glory of God.

How then can he have the time to spare for some nasty disgusting sexual immoral acts? You can learn from David. Here are some things you should note:

- David has a talent in music (natural endowment) and he also acquired a skill (shepherding) - all kept him busy.

- You also have your talents. Discover them and get busy utilising them for the Glory of God.

- If you claimed you don't have a talent (or having difficulties discovering them), you can learn various skills that can keep you busy.

- David's shepherding skill was fetching him and his family some money. You should also focus on productive activities that adds positive values to your life, and not sin that can kill you.

- David was in places that were building him up for greatness. You too should get busy attending positive seminars, workshops, leadership submits and conferences that will make you a better person in the society. Keep your mind off sex if you are not yet married, it's not for you!

In conclusion, I want to confidently tell you that it is 100% possible to live a sexually chaste lifestyle for the Glory of God, and it is not something too difficult to achieve (I'm a living testimony)

Just ensure you walk faithfully with God, associate yourself with godly people of like-minds, avoid things and places that can make you commit sexual sins, and you will be fine. God bless everyone of us in JESUS NAME. AMEN


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Religion / Re: In The Place Of Sexual Immoralities, Occupy Yourself With These Activities by Krissjones: 2:10pm On May 13, 2018
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 1:51pm On May 13, 2018
promisious:
Sunday plea

Please I need your help..I just need a win this weekend.even if its 100 naira win..lost all my staking power from Thursday to Saturday ..just go 11 naira only..please help me, my bosses..

Asking for help can be called begging by some and request by others.

ID:3966324

Percival9, goldenval, Equal2DeTask, clintonbusquet, ikbnice, Chiefheywhy, daboski22, Imustreturn, NewDelhi, hardeyzeena,kelvinreality, bujebudanu1, chewbacca, mypersonalty, DrinkWater10, stacyadams, Kizyte, Lhimeet, Ezebinaugwu, alexistaiwo, innobets, Looopy, Puntersjo, AxceX, TissuePaper
Lwkmd atleast half of these people you mentioned are beggars themselves how do you expect them to help you when they can't even help themselves.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 11:48pm On May 07, 2018
johnny26000:
At last alabi don pay me...B941ECSPSSSSAR-5505107....B952ECSPECWCTZ-5505107 grin
I just wasted my precious data to check this nonsense.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Hypeman, Special Spesh At A Stripper's Club In Lagos. See Reactions by Krissjones: 10:37pm On May 07, 2018
ghuzy01:

Do you know the meaning of your moniker in Yoruba??
please what's the meaning?

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 11:43pm On May 05, 2018
mistercharles:
cc Dominique
Lwkmd guy you wicked see as you play them.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 6:13am On May 05, 2018
innobets:


You still dey awake...

See I don't know why, I need you to collect the name of the remaining people that had been active on the group before my winnings but couldn't make the list..

Let me know their number... Even if na 1K each.. At all at all...

Make I know how much I go add to the one I promised to drop..

Meanwhile everything na MONDAY


Guy please please delete this post let Lhimeet privately select all the original members that were left out and send them to you these bastards will soon derail this thread again I beg you.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 2:39am On May 04, 2018
Lol I can see someone who used 2 monikers to collect twice won't say his name though it starts with j.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 2:31am On May 04, 2018
Lhimeet:
81 - 90

Rhemite

Teeboy03

Tittusstar22

Ihebu4chelsea

Magnificent5

Talenty

Olami099

cCation

Olatunji390

Gift01
This particular set is somehow can't remember seeing any of these monikers here except the gift01 guy
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 9:21pm On May 03, 2018
AiteePeterz:
Can we post our account details
Yeah go ahead.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 9:13pm On May 03, 2018
GoldenCircle:
Like say you see no dey beg mumu
Just because your entire family have been cursed to beg for peanut's dont assume everyone is the same as you, you can go through all my posts I don't beg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by Krissjones: 9:04pm On May 03, 2018
Ivanlxi:




See this apai..... Who won the cup last season
So Manchester united is use to it
No reason to insult her she's a woman so she probably dosent know anything about it that's why she's asking.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 8:57pm On May 03, 2018
Lhimeet:
Everybody should calm down

Serious scrutinity will follow the details posted

If you're a newbie,just forget it...

No posting of details anymore please
Better! Im not even interested in the sharing but it would be a real shame if newbies and people that don't even have anything to do with this thread were funded instead of the main members.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 8:55pm On May 03, 2018
Some people no fit get sense sha simple instructions anyways enjoy your ban
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 9:54pm On Apr 28, 2018
This inter Milan goalkeeper is just a fool he was culpable for all three goals cost his team the match.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 10:39pm On Apr 26, 2018
iRepMyCity:


Costa will be voided, the rest is won!!!
your Winnings will be paid in RedCoin a crypto currency.
LWKMD
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 8:03pm On Apr 26, 2018
Lhimeet:
I show love Bro...

But people are hypocrites

Even that BIGMUMU chop from the love but na people be that
CC bigcee
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Krissjones: 7:37pm On Apr 26, 2018
alexistaiwo:

. [s]Greed won't allow some people to think straight.

Imagine Manchester City with their current league form being given 1.97 odds at home to Arsenal of all teams.
You should sense that Manchester City will play the game half-heartedly.


Al ahly at 1.97 odds at home to Zamalek is a red flag for me.

Things are not always as they seem.
Open your inner eyes next time[/s].
pleassssse shut the fûck up why didn't you say all this trash before the match started mtcewww

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