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koolnion:
USHERGURL REMAINS THE BEST(CALL IT MOST BEAUTIFUL,FINEST,CHARMING,MOST ATTRACTIVE OOHHH!,ANY HOW).
IN CONCLUTION,SHE IS THE BEST.

I second that anyday,she the type of girl you bring home to mama with all confidence

Cake even talked in"alice in the wonderland"

Well, it better be rumor,cos if not,,

right now,I am preparing salad and there is this fat cucumber that I want to slice, but I am having a second thought. And I am thinking,will someone please help me give it to opera to shove it up her gay asshole, yeah, something to keep her busy,

humans are altruistic animals

as for me,life has taught me that what you cannot conceive in your minds eyes, you cannot achieve.

As for me I can't do without 'friends' and also 'Darma and greg'

My favourite super hero is SPONGE BOB and my favuorite villain is I R BABOON

You 're crazy for this one,kid

Hi Chivaley, you 're welcome to our home,have a rollicking fun time on Nairaland.

I think

Well I agree with him,education does' nt just suck but it's a bitch,but I don't agree with him telling everybody to live school,afterall,if not for those that went to school,he won't even have had an access to the little knowledge he has now,he won't even be able to read what he read on that podium.What I am trying to say is that he should be more rational,life is all about rationality, not everybody can be a millionaire.there must be some poor people that would have been instrumental in his being where he is,is the banker that helps him store all his billions a drop out? I mean Icould just go on and on but let me stop by saying that inas much as i hate school as he does, i still say it is a necessary evil.thank u.

The election was like an AIDS test, what's da result?, Not positive.Yeah like an AIDS test you take though you know nothing is wrong with you,you just try to fulfil all righteousness  

I don't know about you guys and female tennis,all I know is that I like to watch serena Williams' booty as it bounces better than the tennis ball itself, damn, that sistah has got a great arse.

As for me ,I'll never get tired of watching comedies especially romantic ones like,fifty 1st dates,love don't cost a thing,40 daysand fortynights.I also like some crazy movies like.Scary movie(da whole bunch of them),white chicks,little man,rat race, I mean, da lit is endless.

boy,If I had a roomate like that, I will gag his mouth when he is asleep, and flog him till my arms will ache,keep him tied to his bed,go back to sleep, release him in the morning.And automatically. he will stop being my roommate,

hush up

A guy was looking for his money and announced to his friends that he could'nt find his money where he kept it.the following conversation ensued.
   
       Friend 1 : Have you looked everywhere?
   
        Guy       :Yes,I am looked.

       Friend 2 :Are u sure u kept the money here

        Guy       :I am telling u, this is where my money used to is and you are telling me another thing

My best Tupac track is most definitely"dear mama",Tupac breathed life into that song ,I am pretty certain that that song would never die.Apart from the message it conveys,it is lyrically tight.

I'll vie for dat anyday,definiteley cool.It's a real turn on

My favourite super hero is LOBO.Boy,Ijust like dat guy,the way he beats super man silly all the time.And I also like the outlaw in him. His devil may care attitude drives me crazy.

After about five minutes of searching,I finally found the baby,and I was like this is ingenious men

when was the last time u rolled up a good blunt

yeah,choongtin, I feel u, dat video is hot,the song hotter,and those sistahs are the hottest, as a matter of fact i think that song is going to make it as a classic.And as for haters like ultra fem,they can shove it up where d sun don't shine,bye.

Grades do count quite alright,but most of the people that graduate with good grades are'nt good enuogh.To tell you the truth, the whole f**king education system in Nigeria is whack,oh sorry, is shite.I respect a 2.1 graduate as much as I respect a 3rd class graduate