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My! Who is this Dolemite? My respect and more, you get. I did't even think that girls could still reason this way. Thought that their brains were perpetully hooked on fried chicken. abeg, you correct!.As long as you obey the universal laws,Baby! no shaking.

everybody need laugh say d fool called atiku don decide to defuse the tension for Naija(4ck dora. Cos If na 4 IBB even meself go become assassin.

holla, buster rhymes
renegade, jayz and eminem
roll out, ludacris
x, xibit
gt ur freak on, missy misdemeanour elliot

all in all anythhing frm dre or timbaland, I will smash on

kenny Ogungbe, Infact, D1 no be better person to dey allow im friend to dey disgrace imself every where.
Some body should advice that man to just stay in the back ground like a Suige Knight or something.

Rugged Man

essence

Derenle-That guy is dry,looks very gay and gives me the creeps

Tee-A. Drier than the north-east trade wind

babayaro E, Wetin dat guy dey sing sef.mgh.Mschew.

goldie

9ice

timaya.

And the list goes on,but make I stop here before I become celebrity for hating celebrities.

we really need some serious improvement if we are going to achieve anything this season,from the last two matches the teams performance has been nothing to write home about, we barely made it.


I just hope the Genius is still at work inside the head of rafael Benitez.And one more thing,What is it with all the high balls,for chrissakes, we no longer have peter Crouch. I am not a tactician but can someone tell the team to put the ball on the ground.

Y'all will never walk alone jare

@ ifyalways

Na Wah oh!
Since nobody has dated you and (2) you have big boobs {that is taking your word for it},
I'll do the honour of dating you.

When death calls,
am good, I gat caller ID , Method man

I wonder,haba mana

I schooled at F.G.C. Enugu,

As for me,most of the atrocities I committed where in my junior days.

like when a senior sent me all the way to the stream(High dive) to fetch him a pail of water, I reached the stream,stripped butt naked,casually I took my bath,had a good swim before washing my very sexy underpants and dirty maroon colored socks after which I rinsed them in the seniors pale of water.

I also poured Urine on a senior's wet and hanging trouser( he had a habit of always snatching my mattress from my bunk and sleeping on it anytime I went for night prep)


There was this other guy that was always asking me to bring out my piece of meat from the refectory,Once, I finished eating my monday night rice and stew,looked at the succulent meat and decided that something had to be done,so I lifted the meat with my fork,put it in my mouth and sucked every possible juice from it after which I scraped the refectory table(damn! you need to see this very old and greasy table),took a pinch of the dust and sprinkled It on the piece of meat afterwhich,I humbly submitted it to my royal highness.

The worst I did till date was taking a seniors thick towel(this towel was so long,I could have used it as a bedspread) and stuffed it into our very cozy pit toilet before traveling home for holiday.

God forgive me but hell! If I had another chance and was tormented In a similar fashion,I'll probably do more.

Then Jesus Christ is the second born of satan.

I have thought about this and Finally come to the conclusion that going for any of this two categories will be catastrophic for me.
Imagine living with an ugly looking intellect,you have not had sex in the past one month and you don't even feel that any thing is missing,you don't even anticipate it.Her looks doesn't even in anyway encourage any sex drive.It is even most likely she won't know how to cook,won't know how to keep the home.

Now,for the second category,Imagine living with a brainless beauty,she is most likely to be very quarrelsome and bitchy,keeps the home well but lacks consideration,she is definitely going to make you an unhappy insecure husband,your only consolation will be her beauty

Nah,fellas, there must be somewhere in the middle for me,somewhere cosy.there are girls that pretty and intelligent.by pretty,I don't mean "look at me,I am Halle Berry" kind of pretty,and by intelligent,I don't mean "Hi,I am Einstein" kinda intelligence.

@ zigbo

Hey,how did you know that. That guy really needs to get his head checked.

@ Topic
for those of you,
who wanna be like jay-z,
I'll help you out, heres what you gon do,you gon need a very wide lace cos that,s a very big shoe.

Jay-Z (THE RULE IS BACK)

damn!

hey,I said F-U-C-K A-40,not mess A-40

10, cos I just feel like it.

and Bleep A-40 ,he gets nothing from me.

Sentence? mmgh! I heard that our dear Rev. KING was given a death sentence,hanging for that matter

10 for rating him accordingly

@ na wah

OK,I don't want any beef with you.I just tried to see if you could change your perception of life but you have proved to be one hell of an incorrigible fella.
So you win homie.
No more hard feelings aight?
at least we are even now in the barrage of insults.

@ chiogo

I'm untamed, I need a leash
I'm insane, i need a shrink
I love brain, i need a leech
Why complain on easy streets
I don't even talk, i let d visa speak . . . .

Lil' wayne-- we takin' over

I love those lines too.lil Wayne is the bomb

Men,you guys should let that guy be jare!
I am an advocate of individualism and I really respect what he does.
I don't know what all the bitching is all about.
sitting there discussing someone else's life like a bunch of jobless house wives

4.9 for trying to toast a chic and at the same time rating her low.

@ kashif

never pay heed to na wa,that guy just loves to show himself.I don't know if drama kings exists because that is what I think he is.
he thrives on the knowledge that he gets people all pissed off.Always seeking for attention.
Never even made one meaningful comment on this thread.

country teeming with diverse people and potentials

I PROLLY GO OUT WITH A BLAZE IN MA LAST DAYZ,
PROLLY OVERDOSE,
DOC TELLING MA MUMS,
SORRY IT WAS CLOSE,
MA WAIF AND MA BITCH FIGHTING OVER MY NOTES
, SHYNE (BANG)

@na wah
who the hell are you?
who talked to your ass? just because I told black mamba not to rubbish what other people say doesn't mean that his mind is going to be filled up,punk!

I even wonder what sort of trash fills up your feeble mind.

Once more,Asshole,punk!!

well,for me I don't get any side effect from drinking coffee,and I am a regular coffee drinker.
I am not a doctor or in any way a medical practitioner,but I think the reason people get head aches and migraines from coffee is dehydration.
Yeah,I think they don,t drink enough water,coffee,tea and other sources of caffeine does a very good job of dehydrating you,and so when the brain lacks water for a period of time,It overheats and there you go with that head splitting headache again.
For those who are contemplating going into the habit,My only advise is for you to desist in order to be on the safer side instead of on the coffee side of life.
As for me I am past being on the coffee side of life,I am hooked

I rate you 8
For using pascal's triangle as your signature.

nanaboi:
@ Blackmamba,
I use 2 think it was stupidity u were cursed with
then I had a re-think

considered naivety
had anotha rethink

"he probably has so much of the western civilization that he's trapped in the middle - lost to his roots and the white man's", I thot
But then I know say na lie.

your village is probably the richest in black magic. You guys are probably darker than the dark ages, yet u pretend u know nothing of the roots.
It's either that or u're from an exceptionally asinine tribe

What bovine stupidity to echo your ignorance!

You no well and u no go eva fit well again

chei! blackmamba,this guy don finish u oh!
But it really serves you right.You just don't rubbish what other people tell you like that.
In this world you should learn to keep an open mind,do not create a one-way traffic in your mind.

Although,someone already said earlier on this thread that there is nothing like mystery,so what do you call phenomena that has no logical explanation.

Even the whites still can't offer an explanation for why some creatures thrive in the very hostile and dark world of the great ocean depth that is deep down where all the atmospheric pressure is greatest,great enough to crush a man to unrecognizable pulp.

Well, since you appear to know all,explain that and so many other mysteries,oh, sorry,there is no longer anything like mystery according to your elitist school of taught.Well whatever you call it,explain It now!

delicious is she who can make men's crotch harden anytime she struts her goodies past by

lovely is an underestimation,like beanie man says,girls them sugar.