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Poems For Review / Re: Angels And Virgins by krystophyr(m): 10:43am On Oct 01, 2013
S T R U C K!!!

So hear
You know I am already a fool
When it comes to you
I stalk you like a haunter
A haunter ill-prepared
To apprehend the victim

So that each time
I come close to you
I am all amped up
Adrenaline pouring through my blood
As I prepare to hop on you
And claim you for myself

But at the climax of my anxiety
I am reminded that
There really is no way to bring it through
This lack makes me burn hotter with sickening desire

For a moment
You look in my direction
Just in time to see me on fire
Oh darn! I reek of burns

I try to run away
But the trail of smoke betrays me wickedly
You try to reach for me
But, again, I think
What will be the end to it
What happens after you catch up to me
Stand and stare me in the face

So I run
Adrenaline oozing through my sweat
A strong pheromone
On someone dreading attention
And you chase me
Why you do I don’t know
But I won’t even dare to ask that
If and when you should catch up with me

I just run
Like a foolish lion
Who faced a horned antelope
To discover late
That he hadn’t grown any tooth or claw!
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Worship In One Church And Pay Tithe In Another Church? by krystophyr(m): 10:30am On Oct 01, 2013
the grinch: @krystophyr while your argument is logical, and you are right about somethings (even the devil is scripturally correct sometimes), you like evryone else are trimming leaves and not uprooting the tree of the matter...

Some simple facts you all are ignoring are:
1) The bible was written to christians, not just everyone

2) While Nigeria (and the world at large) has a large church-going population, a very small minority of this number are christians

3) God doesn't expect you as a church-goer to tithe, he expects that only from his children

Question is: Are you a child of God?

If your answer is in the affirmative, then your spirit, (and not your head or your reasoning) will bear witness to the truth of tithing.

But if you still find yourself logically contesting what rule your father has over you as a child...

Then we can safely assume that you have not been saved by the blood of Jesus.

Goodluck with psycho-anylyzing the scriptures... The last time I checked, it only leaves a gaping hole of unfullfillment and a void and insatiable yearning in the hearts of it 'practisers'

Grinch, I have addressed #1 in my reply to your previous comment.
Indeed, I totally agree with you about many of these things you have said. And yes, nothing is really mine. My life ain't mine. However, I have not been instructed to tithe.

If you call studying and trying to understand Scriptures without swallowing age-old unscriptural teachings psychoanalyzing, then I plead guilty. If you call sharing of what truths I have learnt from Scriptures so someone may benefit psychoanalyzing, then I plead guilty.
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Worship In One Church And Pay Tithe In Another Church? by krystophyr(m): 10:30am On Oct 01, 2013
the grinch: @krystophyr while your argument is logical, and you are right about somethings (even the devil is scripturally correct sometimes), you like evryone else are trimming leaves and not uprooting the tree of the matter...

Some simple facts you all are ignoring are:
1) The bible was written to christians, not just everyone

2) While Nigeria (and the world at large) has a large church-going population, a very small minority of this number are christians

3) God doesn't expect you as a church-goer to tithe, he expects that only from his children

Question is: Are you a child of God?

If your answer is in the affirmative, then your spirit, (and not your head or your reasoning) will bear witness to the truth of tithing.

But if you still find yourself logically contesting what rule your father has over you as a child...

Then we can safely assume that you have not been saved by the blood of Jesus.

Goodluck with psycho-anylyzing the scriptures... The last time I checked, it only leaves a gaping hole of unfullfillment and a void and insatiable yearning in the hearts of it 'practisers'

Grinch, I have addressed #1 in my reply to your previous comment.
Indeed, I totally agree with you about many of these things you have said. And yes, nothing is really mine. My life ain't mine. However, I have not been instructed to tithe.

If you call studying and trying to understand Scriptures without swallowing age-old unscriptural teachings psychoanalyzing, then I plead guilty. If you call sharing of what truths I have learnt from Scriptures so someone may benefit psychoanalyzing, then I pleas guilty.
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Worship In One Church And Pay Tithe In Another Church? by krystophyr(m): 10:22am On Oct 01, 2013
the grinch: I can see that there are a lot of educated illiterates in this place.

I will not be baited into should you tithe or not. Is it for christians or is it just for old testament folks, etc

Any sincere person knows that ALL of the scripture is for the christian, and only unscrupulous elements will contest the truth: if you don't pay your tithe to God, you'll pay it someway, somehow, and to someone, somewhere. Difference is that: you won't have a say in how 'they' collect it and how much 'they' collect. But you can be sure it will be more than 10 percent.

Now I'll answer the question with another question:

Should you child eat food in your own house, and go to the neighbours house and wash their plates?

Did you say 'why should he?' Then why should you pay your tithe to another church or a poor passerby, or any other person for that matter, if you're not a thief and a robber, an ungrateful and spiteful child.

Have they not laboured over you in anyway in that church? So if they sow spiritual things to you, is it wrong that they reap carnal things from you?

Have a change of heart today and Tithe right.

Grinch, If I am the educated illiterate, I frankly am not offended, but please calling people names could make them disregard any sound argument you present thereafter.
I think you already have been baited into it. Hehehehehe. Welcome. I don't think it's wrong. You might share something some of us have not known. Not everyone may agree though with all you say.
As for scripture being for only Christians, how then will unbelievers be Christians? Scriptures also contain how unbelievers may become Christians, and is written to more than a particular group of people.
These things you have said, e.g., about washing plates... sowing spiritually.... are quite acceptable, but they also apply to giving in general. That part about sowing to the ministers in carnal things was never mentioned in connection with tithes. So, how can it be linked to it so readily?
Poems For Review / Re: Poems | Verbal Outburst by krystophyr(m): 10:07am On Oct 01, 2013
The first piece was better, IMHO. Some nice lines there... lust like Noah's dove... Cupid's naughty part...

A tad more amusing though is the drama between you and Cath.
Poems For Review / Re: Poems | Verbal Outburst by krystophyr(m): 10:07am On Oct 01, 2013
The first piece was better, IMHO. Some nice lines there... lust like Noah's dove... Cupid's naughty part...

A tad more amusing though is the drama between you and Cal.
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Worship In One Church And Pay Tithe In Another Church? by krystophyr(m): 9:00am On Oct 01, 2013
Another discussion on tithing. Well, I think some people may still learn from it like I have. We don't know it all. And the matter still affects many today. Though, I wish discussions about faith, helping others, internet fraud, etc could also be on fire. Hehehehehe.
I am okay with the fact that not everybody will agree with what I am about to say. I only need one person to agree.
1. I hope the anti-tithers don't crucify those who tithe. If you really have rev/rhema from scriptures, then please you should also know that you are to correct in love. If tithing is indeed wrong.
2. I hope we realise that tithing (or the absence of tithing) is not the beginning and ending of Christianity. So, at the day's end, we don't need to take it bloody-personally, especially if/when we don't take other issues of God that seriously.
3. For the tithers, please pardon my mentioning your pastor, but if your pastor should preach another gospel besides Christ, will you follow? Because some of us seem to hold our pastors' words as law without checking if they are scriptural or not. Whilst I believe some Christians have "deeper" rev of Scriptures, I do remember Paul not seeing himself as law, but says he should be followed only as he followed Christ. So, if he stopped following Christ, how will they know he stopped if they themselves didn't know zilch/nothing about Christ.
4. Commenters before me have mentioned the parts of the Old Testament that speak about tithing, and I think some of us should agree with me that we don't even practise tithing as it was commanded, we don't practise other similar practices in the old testament (and please note that not only tithing has curses attached, because the books of the laws had curses attached.) So, be afraid if you have not offered any sacrifices in a while.
5. When Jesus said he didn't come to destroy the laws and the prophets, did he mean that an eye for an eye still held, or that we should make peace offerings, or that a woman menstruating should be temporarily shunned, or that we should give tithes of our farm produce?
6. I am just curious why Jesus or the disciples did not pay tithe at least from this same Bible we read. Or, when the church was starting, the apostles did not speak of tithing. I would assume something that causes so much wahala today would have been mentioned a bit. Offerings were collected as people willed for purposes. No mention of tithing. If we are so desperate to wanna tie God down and force him to bless us, why not do that with our simple faith in his care for us/our welfare and our freewill offerings knowing that he owns all?

I think we have to choose if the issues simply explained in the scriptures are enough for us or we just wanna attach complicated meanings to the Bible always. And this means the gospel of a God who became man (not just carrying on human skin) and died as a sinner only to rise again and save us from the sins we still commit today is something very complex too and we need someone to explain it to us even after we are saved. Pardon the sarcasm, but if we regard tithing or salvation or faith as something for only the great men of God to understand, then maybe we are not even saved, and what will we say to more-coded issues of the end-of-the-world (eschatology) and the Antichrist?

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Literature / Re: Withered Orchid: A story. by krystophyr(m): 2:22pm On Aug 27, 2013
One of life's ironies, eh?
Okay, hit me with your collection.
Poems For Review / Re: Angels And Virgins by krystophyr(m): 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Deep stuff...will be back to explore this.

Thanks much, HBGrace.
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 11:47pm On Aug 16, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: and its gmt+2 here..way past midnight and I was about to tell you goodnight too.

So I say..“Yea, don't trip and fall.

Later.”
smiley smiley
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 11:32pm On Aug 16, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: lol, that's not a website, was just filling the space...email me here..gigiqwafe@gmail.com thanks.
Oh, I see. Was looking to see more of your online personality.
Anyway, it seems you favour family and counselling matters. Something related to what you do?
(I am afraid I am shamefully walking out on a lady because it is quite late here -GMT+1. Do I say -see you around -and you say...
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 11:21pm On Aug 16, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: awwww....thanks, your most welcome. Do you have a story we can read while your taking a tour here? smiley
Thanks HBGrace. I see you are a Christian lady based in South Africa. Your website link -flairlady -ain't functional o.
And, yes, I have two already.

https://www.nairaland.com/1400289/angels-virgins
https://www.nairaland.com/1400169/ghost-speaks
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 11:11pm On Aug 16, 2013
ibkaye:
Oh right, well, hope you enjoy this section
Thanks much.
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 10:59pm On Aug 16, 2013
ibkaye:
I am? cheesy

How are you? smiley
And the smiley makes your dramatic reaction more so. Interesting, I mean.
I am not bad.
Thanks for asking.
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 10:56pm On Aug 16, 2013
Tovot: Welcome smiley.
Thanks Tovot.
Hope the heartburns are less now?
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 10:51pm On Aug 16, 2013
ibkaye: welcome smiley

Thanks ibk.
It'd seem you are into all sorts in and out the literal world. Interesting.
Literature / Re: Like Play Like Play by krystophyr(m): 10:48pm On Aug 16, 2013
You gonna make us beg?
Hehehehehe!
Okay, you can conclude now.
Poems For Review / Angels And Virgins by krystophyr(m): 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2013
Come play with us Angels sometime, grin
As God’s wonders treat us to an awesome time,
Whilst earthlings are ignorantly declaring,
Babbling about KNOWING that heaven is boring. angry

Then the Father summoned Gabriel telepathically, cool
“A top-secret mission.” He told him emphatically.
Can’t divulge the details on nairaland.com;
Neither will any get it on google.com.

With Jesus ’ joy in our hearts grin
We rode off in gliding carts,
All the while making merry
On our way to meet Teri.

We had a dialogue her at the synagogue:
“Sirs, I only did "it" with a mere dog; shocked
Surely you can overlook that.” she was saying.
We weren’t waiting to indulge her braying!

We RAN across Lori in a shocking marvel.
Our eyes shall not see evil.
For our Lori most awesome
Was deeply in "it" with two at once! lipsrsealed shocked

We argued with Kari at the temple.
Her knowledge of philosophy and logic was ample.
“Sirs, hymen intact, who says my giving a “Mouth Action” is wrong?”
We answered her from our escaping wagon! cheesy

“Boy!” Gabriel did exclaim, “Man is sadly lame -
Insisting that legal/acceptable and right are the same,
When Creator-God already defined right and holy
And made His truth available to all freely.”

We picked Mary away from the market,
Where she was feeding her monkey from her basket,
Whilst teaching the teenagers sex education,
Though she herself had never been involved in fornication. smiley

Top-secret mission accomplished at long last,
We settled down to having a blast:
Earthquakes, as our rocky missiles sent demons reeling,
And we set ablaze their asses with bolts of lightning! grin cool grin


Epilogue (THE BIRTH OF JESUS) : And Mary the true virgin became pregnant with an unusual child, uncontaminated with the fallen nature of man. At the fullness of time, she was delivered (yours truly being the Doctor-in-attendance) of a bouncing baby boy Jesus.

THANK YOU.

Spoiler-alert! The word “Mouth Action” did not exist then.
Poems For Review / The Ghost Speaks by krystophyr(m): 8:08pm On Aug 16, 2013
[Word help:
Booze - alcohol, hot, ogogoro, oti, "33". wink
Psychedelic- having to do with art (singing, writing, drawing, etc.) by someone high on alcohol, dope, cocaine, or any psychoactive substance. shocked
Teetotaller - someone who doesn't drink alcohol.
Viperoid - like a viper
Delightsome - sweet, lovely, makes one happy.]


Okay, enough of the grammar angry . Here we go!

INTRO...

Roll the booze out into the streets grin
The writer is awake now
And unlike some of his psychedelic colleagues
This one is a complete teetotaller angry

MAIN...
Darkness creeps in on the globe
As viperoid children dance out
Spraying “goodness” all over the place grin
But thanks, I’ll pass
I don’t need your charitable donation
A lovely venomous gift
Perfect poison for the pure soul
Birthing the gentle worm of darkness
The adorable monster that men are addicted to
The weakness in the souls of men cry
The silent dark shadow following them
Even in broadest sunlight
Despite their sparkling wears and smiles
The soft white delightsome maggot
Laughing sweetly with them angry
With sparkling teeth like a sharp saw
Eating away at the soul of the host
Soon that man is seen for the rot that he really is undecided

You wriggle your seductive hips in my face cheesy
But I want none of what you are selling
I have lost appetite for that forbidden fruit
Let me write and live and sleep in peace tongue
What more can you want from me
After all, I have made my bedroom
Six feet below the ground level angry
At perfect unison with earth and bones
Will you rock or turn on my knocked-out senses
Or can you corrupt a dead man tongue

Heck! I am not praying for the day to dawn
I am not hoping for an escape from the dark
My light may not be more than 12volts’ worth undecided
But in the darkest of periods it will shine smiley
Despite the corruptions of souls and institutions
Because I am like a ghost among the living cool

OUTRO...
Though the grave burns
The ghost still R.I.P.s cool cool

Thank you.

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Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by krystophyr(m): 7:20pm On Aug 16, 2013
smileyHello housemates, I am a new member saying hello. Nice to meet the house. Been a guest for quite a while and was sure to a good degree I wanted to be a member.
The house seems pretty interesting. Kudos to Cuddlemii in particular. I guess I'll come to appreciate the rest as we interact more closely.
I think I am part of the house as from now and so also partly responsible if it doesn't continue to bubble.
You guys rock!

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