Too fat to lead a battle sef

Afterwards,who's nt gona die anyway?

If you compare children, you will kill one with beating, my elders say.

Fashola was on his way to Mecca for pilgrimage when Ebola broke out in his state and the guy turned back and went home to battle Ebola- that is called minding your business.

Boko Haram takes over Mubi amputating people's limbs and Nigerians calling for help and the next day Jonathan is on his way to Burkina Faso to help them find peace.

What do we call that?

Wish dis boko can tak deir craziness go aso rock haabaa!

I don't tink dat place is Nigeria or is it? If it is,mayb GEJ av nt visited Abia state.sorry my broo tk @

Gone r dose days wen cement was even 5naira

Campaign tricks,he's stil fresh in d game

The older 1c will do it better cos dey av bin doing it better dan d younger 1c.

I never jam dis kin palava b4 o. No regulation wey dey help tenants 4 9ja aswear. Na hin I jst get small acomodetion problem o,so dis my frnd com tel me say mak I con dey use of deir room 4 him papa auz bt d mater chang as I reach d front of d auz,I notice say d building by d right na white garment church.d 1st tin I pray b say mak my window no dey dt side @ all.story no finish dere o,I com stil observ say d left building na ashewo joint o,shoo? Dis 1 na double tragedy o.I never finish my lamentation chapter b4 I heard sound of speaker wey dey cough as I luk bak beliv u me,na mosque dey infront of d auz o. Hw d tenant go tak get peaceful sleep 4 d auz na. Me wey borow room sef dey para gaan. Watin person fit do 4 dis kin scenero na?

Now motorist with old plate num are in hot soup cos dey go use dem mak mony 4 dis dec no b smal.

Don't c dat happening abeg

ireneony:
happy birthday

haa tnx in a mill.sent u a request on twitter

Too much education na wahaalaa & illiteracy na anoder problem.abeg I go try balance d 2 jare

Thank God am ugly

Medunah:
U dnt need to put 2 nd 2 together b4 u know d Op is a guy pretendin to be a girl

are u sure bout dat?

ireneony:
ladies and gentlemen, I want u to tell me, who is the cutest bobo on nairaland.....
haha...let have fun

maybe I fall into that category but not sure.

Money

Hmm

Qpr na scape goat

Make dem dey waste money dey go dere body go tel dem after election

zyzxx:
if u real Apy birthday LLNP

tnx in a mill

Dat mikel jst get luck 4 chelsea jst lyk dat his even 1 of d oldest player in chelsea imagine

Neyova:
Send 11 to 400, u'll be given 100mb instantly.

I was instructed to send dat wen dey gave me d 11sms & moreover,its gona b useless to me cos I use bb

Me way b say today na my bd sef na 11 sms dey gave me.watin I wan use ham do na?

Ori mi ma je se eru egbe,ori mi maje seru aiye orimi maje waye lasan.Ami ase.

Meen d mama Behind dat boi die

God punish poverty abeg

Na 2da? Dey go arrest beger join