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Kia!!1 This bimp worwor sha..
See im mouth sef.. Im mouth big sotey he dey always cause traffic anytime wey he smile for highway...
See im neck sef.. Im neck short sotey if you no look well,u no go see d neck...
See im body.. D guy fat sotey if @dmalam use am for suya,im meat go solve the problem of hunger in somalia...
See im short nicker .. He don wear and suffer that short nicker sotey dirty don turn the once sky blue nicker to dark blue...

ochongonoko: Bia, MR impersonation , take time o. Na MY CLEO you dey yarb like this

No maker me sue you for defamation of character and endownments

LOL...
Abeg i dey go do something.. see you later..

kai!!! This beverly worwor sha...
See as she black like midnight..
See,if bev enter police,no need for uniform..
See her dry chapped lips like crocodile back..
See as she thin. Those AU people for use her as the face of "Donate to starving african children"...

kai!! This cleo worwor sha..
See as she short like "i pass my neighbor generator"...
See as she carry black spots for face like cheetah..
See as she fat.. Her waist dey sag reach her knee.
See,If dem dey give me 1dollars for every black spot on her face,i for don become dangote by now...

kai!!! This elikem worwor sha..
See,the bumps wey dey im head alone don reach to fill all the pot holes on our federal roads...
See,the the pimples wey dey im face don book their own plot of land 2weeks before dem show for im face...
see,im pimples many sotey some dey lap some...

Kai!!!! This melvin worwor sha..
See teeth like Caterpillar..
See strong face like dry dangote cement...
The distance btw his hairline and his eyebrows is long enough to consume two gallons of fuel if we are to travel it by car....
His mouth is so big,that you can hear him whispering from 2kilometers...
His mouth is so big that he wets his hair with saliva when he smiles...

sholay2011: Bro...I am sticking with the geh ni oo.

The yabbing she gets here even fuels my support for her. Smh@Kslib trying to get at me. Waa pe ni be.

Abeg make person translate am for me... lol

Melvin dey kitchen dey prepare something...
I kuku trust am..

ochongonoko: Na true you talk. @safarigirl has said all I needed to say.

What I know is that BBA the chase is a reality show that showcases one's PERSONALITY. Nothing more, nothing less. There's no place in biggie's website did they say the HMs should be entertaining. There is also NO rule that says HMs should fall in love or hook up with whoever. It's a personal decision. Variety is the spice of life. People don't seem to get this. If everyone behaves like bassey or sulu, I won't be watching BBA.

Melvin is generally a cool guy, so he emits it in his day to day activities. He can NEVER be a denzel or a bassey. All HMs characters are something to learn from. I adviced my sister NEVER to bring home an OWLNEAL as her husband-to-be(fiancee). Everyone's personality is book worth reading.

If biggie throws me into that house and tells me to be crying everyday and I'll get to the finals and win, I'll cry biggie a river. What I mean is that I'll do anything to win that money and if it's keeping my cool like melvin that will get me that moola, I'll do it.

Until biggie states that BBA is all about being entertaining, I won't hold it against any HM that is living HIS/HER "boring"life to win the money as long as his or her ways are clean.


Any HM, be it the past, present or future contestant, that aint funny or entertaining in his NORMAL can't fake it for 91 days on there. Bassey is naturally a lively person and melvin is a quiet nice guy, it's their nature and that's what I came there to watch.. Finito

@Ostrich,i hail ooo...

Kai!!! This dillish na finished goods!!!
See belle like mr ibu..
See stretch marks like zebra...
See as she short like zacheus for bible..
See,the space wey her forehead consume from her face don reach to build 3bedroom flat with guest room...

Kai!!! This dillish worwor sha..
See moustache..
See bend bend mouth..
See forehead like lassana diara of real madrid..
No wonder she was given the 'HEAD GIRL' of her school...

sholay2011: I actually want Bimp to be excluded so the chance of him going next week (after Feza has been booted out) would increase and the chance of Dillish to win increases.

Safatigeh...you are very analytical which is an admirable trait...but you're not the only one here.

IF no be cos say i don dey used to your dillish thingy,i fro give you better slap wey go make you dey confuse bev for dillish!1

dominique: You spelt Naila wrongly too

Lol.. you spelt 'naija' wrongly...
I didnt even notice i did.. Your eyes are sharp sha but i got you the first time .. lol

ochongonoko: LMAO!!

Na true nah.. Even if we send 'i go dye',dem go complain say im neck too long!!!

sholay2011: Lol...but I am not even watching. I am relying on ur updates bro. Keep them coming! You make maximum sense...at least most tyms. ]

Thanks for the insult packaged to look like a compliment.. As a reward to you,i will be skipping any update that involves dillish!!!

spade: Shaaaarrrrrrraaaaapppppp!!!

Diilish won the power of NO but they were asked to repeat it cos of the slope..
see @sholay don begin scream conspiracy.. lol

Powwer of NO task in progress!

Bev is reading again!!!! I go dye will be proud of her..
Her comedic reading no get rival atall atall!!!

spade: Okay, let me just point out something - It's Maria I support and not Melaria, cuz they never fully got on until Saturday evening. Maria was evicted on Sunday - roughly 24 hours after, so it hardly counts.

My broda, even if it's 419 love as you put, at least she was BOLD enough to SAY it, unlike Dillish wey go talk "Bassey my love" and then "I loved Bolt" and then "I loved Denzel" and then "I love JJ" -- Blowing hot and cold 24/7. That is TIME WASTER in my opinion.

And of course I'm angry at Maria's eviction, especially considering the fact that Dillish got far more than was NEEDED to save her while 1 extra vote for Maria would've made a whole world of difference today.
And each passing day I look at this Dillish's lazy indecisive asss and ask... "You mean to tell me we lost Maria for THAT?"

Entertainment is a purely subjective word, and that is why, in my 'epistle', I said clearly, "He does nothing FOR ME". Emphasis on the "For me".

My rant na clearly to speak my mind on where e dey pain me right now, and it's not to arm-twist anyone into agreeing with.
Apologies to anyone who understood it as such, but it will never change.

And as for your last sentence eh..
Na Beverly's USED PANT I go sentence you to

First of all,you see urself.. Its ok for you to support maria not cos of melaria but its not ok for others to also support dillish not cos of Mellish.. Ok oooh...
Secondly,whose fault is it that Nigerians didnt see the future that dillish will get more than enough votes and should have voted maria instead?
Nigeria once voted for nando the madman.. Later on,he threatened elikem and conspired against melvin,and you didnt blame us for wasting out votes on someone who later turned evil..
Nigeria once voted for pokello the parrot.. Later on,she insulted west africa and said some things about Niigeria,and you didnt blame us for voting someone who later turned bad..
Now,Nigeria voted for dillish over your sweet maria.. Now,this dillish later turned out to be a lazy girl like you said,and you are attacking the Nigerians who voted for her wasting their votes on a lazy girl.. Haba..
It is clear that your Mr@spade is not happy to have lost not only just your maria,but to dillish of all people..
The court of law have found concrete glaring evidences to prove that you are suffering from the 'maria don go house' syndrome and i hereby revoke your initial sentence of being sentenced to "dillish's pant"..
Your new sentence will be to watch Mrs dillish cruise to the final and watch with excruciating pain when she survives yet again on Sunday.. lol
cooouuurttttttttttt!!!!!!

Make Nigeria better send i go dye come next year.. Like someone said,BBA is not all about entertainment,other elements are involved.. Everybody has his/her entertaining moments,so make una chill with the entertainment ish..
Its a reality show which shows how people with diff personalities adapt and live with one another.. People keep saying 'bassey' 'sulu',to be honest,i think those niggaz are overhyped abi no be this same bba wey i watch.. Yes,they both are entertaining,but the diff btw their entertainment value and hosemates like pokello,cleo,elikem,maria,melvin,beverly,angelo and dillish wouldnt fill one cup of garri..
Pokello was loved cos she brought another dimension to the game which shows how independent and strong women can be if they want to, and not cos of some entertainment wateva.. If not for her anti-west african chant,i am sure she would have still been in the game by now..
If BBA was all about entertainment minus character and other elements,then all you entertainment mongers should give yourselves a very dirty slap for asking biggy to give Nando a strike.. Afterall,threatening someone's life and provoking housemates with vile words is also another form of entertainment..
I am not saying entertainment should be ruled out,but if the criteria for winning BBA is to be represented in percentage,its safe to say melvin has done good in respect to the percentage allocated for entertainment....
You dont have to be a madman to be entertaining.. There are just normal conversations/actiions that are entertaining on their own..
It all depends on how you wanna look at entertainment and some of you have just closed your minds towards some housemates cos you only see what you wanna see..
Take hitler fro example,many of us have closed our hearts towards him and wiill never say anything good about him even if he comes back to life and double what mother Teresa did,so you see,its not your fault...
I will end by saying SHALOM!!!!

Wetin this one carry for head?
She look like taribo west..
I am talking about cleo west..

Feza doing the dishes in the kitchen and bev is telling bimp about how her diary session went with biggy!!!

spade: Damn! Sweet Jesus Lord, THE HOUSE IS BORING!

O gini?!

Let us just tell ourselves the truth that none of those iddiiots in that house is deserving of that cash price except, to an extent, Cleo and Elikem... Then maybe Beverly (shocker!) for the controversy she's stirred, no matter how sttupid she may be.

Bimp, with his one Africa, one singlet, one sweater, one pant, one Bimp, has done NOTHING for me.

Tarzan and the trees he's carrying on his head nko? The less said about that dude the better.

Melvin, isi aki. Just to open mouth, collect food, laugh, and shine teeth, na im be entertaining? Dude added NOTHING this season, let's tell ourselves the truth.
You may say he's kind, genuine, etc. And I agree with you, but is that what this show is all about?
The nigga said he didn't want to have a relationship in the house, that there's more to him than that; but over 72 days later, I'm still scratching my head and waiting to see what it is he has going for him in the house.
Dude is neither articulate, adventurous nor sharp. He's a notorious fence-sitter who does his best to run away from in-house controversy.
Ngwanu, if to say im dey run from that kind controversy cuz he has a better brand of entertainment to offer, e for better. But so far, the ONLY remotely interesting acivity I've seen him do is table tennis!
He REFUSES to clarify things with the viewers and bores me senseless when he goes on yet another long-winding trip of MUMU-ism when asked to state who he truly has interest in. If only this guy knew how close his reputation was to getting completely shattered when viewers thought he had the hots for Selly.
"I liked blah blah blah, then I liked blah blah blah, although I like every girl" - Timid man! By 'like', do you mean you have a romantic attraction towards the person, or do you mean you want to be friends? For a 28 year old man, you sure are one timid olodo.
Don't even get me started on this guy's diary sessions, where he contorts his face like person wey dey shhitt peppery shhitt!

And then there's DILLISH! Oh Jesus lord, another phucking bore the Nigerians wasted their votes on cuz they were foolishly waiting for a "Mellish" even when she had a solid relationship back home. Talk about unrealistic AND iddiotic expectations.
If that vote had atleast gone to Maria (Dillish got 4 votes anyway), then maybe Melvin wouldn't be the monumental bore he is today. The mumus only started waking up on Saturday evening when Dillish gave Melvin that "Power of No" -- and till today, all they can make do with, are "Heyyy, Melvin and Dillish are playing in the kitchen. Dillish says I will siiilllaaaap you! Awwww! Mellish moments!"
pathetic, pathetic, pathetic!

Now I'm starting so see reason with that report that says the average national IQ is 67

Lord have mercy!

*End of Rant*

YOU think you can just wake up one day and decide on-behalf of everybody?
Your write-up is one sided.. You gave many many reasons why you feel melvin doesnt deserve the money but failed to give any single reason why you feel cleo and elikem deserve the money....
I dont know how you guys judge melvin's entertainment value,is it by how entertaining he is in general OR how entertaining he is compared to the remaining housemates?...
Its when somebody goes that you guys start reminiscing how entertaining that person is.. You accuse Nigerians of voting dillish cos of the mellish fantasy and still went ahead to castigate them for not voting maria./
Erm,what made maria more deserving of our votes that week more than dillish? You are guilty of thesame thing you are accusing people of cos you wanted maria to get the votes cos of the 419 love she professed for melvin and not cos of how entertaining she is..
You be melaria and got disappointed cos she didnt get naija's vote... I am not in any way supporting the mellish's but you @spade is also guilty of the same crime fantasy and i hereby sentence you to 5 years in dillish's pant!!!

Angelo said the housemates are doing well and using the microwave to Time themselves.. He also added tha he is helping bev to prepare for her task tonight..
He said some housemates take things the wrong way and feel every little thing is a competition btw them all.. He gave an example about the UN brief which came and how the housemates decided to read it.
Angelo said they are some deep agenda amongst the housemates and how they feel that him being bev's bf gives him immunity this week..
He said dillish still has a side ti her that she's hiding from the housemates. He said he still watns to know more to her character and not the normal barbie thing.. He said bimp and elikem are the housematees who see everything as a competition..
Going to the task of this week,he said he is a very passionate person and that this task came at the right time.. He also commends the fact that this weeks's task shows that there is a very big plan in place to help africa..
He said they will be a disappointment to africa if the loose their task this week!!!

Beverly said being the HOH is good and that she gets along with everybody.. She added that her being the HOH doesnt change anything about her character.. She said she is still thesame and remains loyal to everybody.. Biggy asked about loyalty and she said you cant be loyal to eveyone..
She said she doesnt have a least favorite housemate cos she is close to everyone.. She said its not easy nominating someone cos she doesnt have a reason to but finds solace in the fact that its just a game.. She said she still loves dillish and her swapping her doesnt change the love she has for her in and outsid ethe house..
She said the one campaign has affected her in a positive manner cos it has thought her to support africa and not just her country.. She urged the youths to stop doing drugs and stop lloooking for shortcuts to make money and boycotting school...
She said all the housemates are preparing very hard and using the microwave to time themselves.. She said its amazing and they are all doing fine..
She ended her diary session by urging all women in abusive relationships to stand on their ground and walk out cos you cannot kill yourself to please a man...

Melvin said his speech will also focus on thanking the AU on how they handled colonialism in africa.. He also mentioned that his speech will also focus in energy problem in africa..
Melvin said his biggest revelation was knowing many things about AU they didnt know about before.. He aslo said he learned something about the growth of NIGERIa'S gdp which he didnt know before..
Biggy asked if they deserve to win their wager considering the fact that the housemates did take consatnt naps and breaks? Melvin said they deserve to win their wager cos they are very passionate about the task and have out in 100% effort... He also said its not about winning the wager but helping support africa and afrcians..
He feels the task has made the housemates bond more stronger...
Melvin said the one campaign has taught him to the selfless.. He said they were aware of the problems africa has but the one campaign brought it to their faces and made them know how seriously the problems need to be tackled..
He said beverly is really doing well as the HOH and the housemates are supporting her..
He ended by giving a shout out to africa nd Nigeria... He said he hopes he has lived up to Nigeria's expectation...
He urged africa to watch their presentation tonight...

THE AMAKA: Beverly could be dyslexic. Maybe she herself doesn't know that. It is well.

Yea,i also mentioned something about her having mild dyslexia cos when melvin asked her recite her AU speech and she did it fluently and accurate..
I'm sure she was able to read her speech fluently cos she wrote it herself and understood it..
I dont understand this part though, Can someone suffering from dyslexia read what they write themselves OR they cant understand any written word be it theirs or someone else's?

dillish's diary session in progress..
@cest'moi,oya do ya thing!!

Dillish has been called in by biggy..

Amaechi5: waz wrong with bev,is it an eye problem or ....... I thought she went 2 babcockk

Maybe its a code name she uses to hide where she went to suck cocks for 3years...

UN needs to sue bev for making their history look like 'the profile of tom and jerry'...