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Education / Re: Waec Distroyed So Many Admission In Uniben by Kslib(m): 6:52pm On Jul 10, 2014
Awwwww!!! Thats so sad!!

I feel for them!
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Kslib Aka "Lipsy Bobo" by Kslib(m): 8:48am On Jul 10, 2014
Nomski0:

Lol. grin grin

Why would I even think you meant "r.ape"

See your ***** mind tongue tongue

###yimu##

Erm, I love you.


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Has felicity said that to Oliver? tongue grin
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:41pm On Jul 09, 2014
barackodam:



Okay sir!!!
No biggie! Its fine! smiley
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:40pm On Jul 09, 2014
Oahray: the back of the bald head even be like wetin dem plait grin
grin Yes na!

Na the hair make am no score that goal.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:37pm On Jul 09, 2014
Whatever happens, Messi must miss!

I don talk am.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:35pm On Jul 09, 2014
If i be President of Argentina, i go make Palacio shave that im Ogor hair on National televesion..
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:32pm On Jul 09, 2014
barackodam:



Corrected
I dont appreciate people editing my post! angry
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:26pm On Jul 09, 2014
This game tight pass some girls virginity!

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:25pm On Jul 09, 2014
PapiDShipCapt:
Him brake pad go fail am d 3rd time....
If he try am with Messi, im own don finish. The guy is so small that he can be at two places at the -same time.

The goalie better behave.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:23pm On Jul 09, 2014
Ishsoph:
Wicked!
cheesy
lol. Na true na.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:21pm On Jul 09, 2014
Mascherano don suffer today!
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:19pm On Jul 09, 2014
I just dey laff dis keeper wey dey brake anyhow!
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:17pm On Jul 09, 2014
barackodam:



Valbuena na nano-sim



angry
No!

Valbuena na Memory card! grin
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:14pm On Jul 09, 2014
Dangerous Free kick!
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:10pm On Jul 09, 2014
Lavezzi out, Maxi In.

Why almost all Argentina players be like Sim card? . Messi na micro sim! grin

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:08pm On Jul 09, 2014
Robben don start oo!
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:00pm On Jul 09, 2014
Robben,i just hope that last minute miss wont usher in another bad luck towards holland just like South Africa.

I just hope so!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 10:05pm On Jul 09, 2014
Too much cat fights here..

Make una battle with lines na.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 6:43pm On Jul 09, 2014
**following**
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 11:21pm On Jul 08, 2014
Csami:

That should be Germany travelling at the speed of light while this brazilians time will move much slower
No! The brazilian team are travelling at near lights speed--- times moves slower but they have travelled into the future, into time.

The nation is not travelling at light's speed but compared to the team who are now in the future, the nation is travelling slower into time realtive to the team's speed into time.

The German team cannot travel at lighs speed cos their time will move much less slower and it defeats the joke in the first place cos its all about the brazilians wanting the game to end...

Besides, its a joke that can be twisted anyway one likes and this isnt a physics class . Thank you for making me explain my joke. Now its funny! undecided
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 10:41pm On Jul 08, 2014
Albert Einstein's take on this match ::: "The brazilian team are now travelling at near the speed of light, so the whole nation might experience time moving much more slower".. grin
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 10:31pm On Jul 08, 2014
See that small brazilian kid crying.

Some parents sef. Which responsible parent takes his child to watch a horror movie? grin

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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Kslib(m): 10:28pm On Jul 08, 2014
Brazilians fans be like "Shebi we talk am! Make dem use money for better thing, dem no gree. Dem say na World cup dem wan host".. grin

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Education / Re: Time Travel : Real Or Fictional .. .?(how Possible) ? by Kslib(m): 6:25pm On Jul 08, 2014
Karleb: I read something about neutrino travelling faster than the speed of light last year and upon Google searching it, viola! Here is what I saw:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light_neutrino_anomaly

Btw op, have you ever heard of wormholes?
Damn! That was loooong read.

So neutrino wasnt widely embraced by physicists cos it didnt tally with many experiments that have been conducted which did confirm Einsteins theory of Special relativity.

I remember Stephen Hawkings confidently saying that the universe forbids anything to move beyond the cosmic limit. The opera experiment which noticed netrino moving faster that light must have been a slap in the face. cheesy
Education / Re: Time Travel : Real Or Fictional .. .?(how Possible) ? by Kslib(m): 2:24pm On Jul 08, 2014
benbuks:

hmm OK till you come online .,
you need to understand that , am a "scientist " that hardly believes impossibilities exist . but some things obviously cant happen
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Well, i'm not a scientist per say. Lets just say i am interested in interesting stuffs.

Ok! Things like what cant happen?

I keep getting the battery low notification but the phone is yet to die, so lets continue! Till it dies!
Education / Re: Time Travel : Real Or Fictional .. .?(how Possible) ? by Kslib(m): 2:21pm On Jul 08, 2014
You also know that gravity has a very profound effect on time right?

At the black hole, some 26000 or so light years away from earth is where brags of the strongest gravitional field anywhere in our galaxy. There, times moves 1/2 the fraction of what we experience on earth..

100 years on earth is 50 years there. So to some very reasonable extent, the black hole is a natural time machine.

Still on gravity: Time moves faster in space compared to earth due to both's relative position to earth's gravitational field which is strongest on earth. As i am talking to you right now, satellite's in space are a fraction of a second or so into the future . So its only logical to say that time travel into the future is very much possible---depending on how you wanna look at it.

But above all, i believe the speed of light is our best shot at time travel.
Education / Re: Time Travel : Real Or Fictional .. .?(how Possible) ? by Kslib(m): 2:19pm On Jul 08, 2014
benbuks: its mere fiction

i think we should create a thread on this , I've been thinking critically & following the world of physics & attempts made by some scientist /mathematicians to prove time travel which some did theoretically , but for real , how possible is it to travel back to the past / to the future .?


gat to be "supernatural " i suppose .

Its possibe to travel into the future but not into the past. The problem that comes with your "thomas" like belief is your understanding of what travelling into the future means.

Stephew hawking explained how time travel can be possible using the speed of light as a case study.

When you travel at close to the speed of light, time moves much much slower, relative to an observer not moving at light's speed.

In other words, if i happen to be in some machine that can speed close to 99% of light's speed. Unknown to me, time is moving much more slower compared to those on earth. So, by just travelling one week in that machine, a 100 years would have past on earth. When the machine stops and i get back to earth, everything would have changed. Most of my mates dead but fortunately, i would have aged only by week. So you see, i have travelled into the future..

In CERN at geneva. There is a propelling machine that propells tiny particles at the speed of light. These particles are called "p-mesons". They last for only 25billionth of a second but in that machine, their life span has been found to last 30 times longer.

My battery is low for now so i might reply late, later in the day. Forgive my typos. It was typed in a rush!

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