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Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kslib Aka "Lipsy Bobo" by Kslib(m): 12:55am On Jul 15, 2014

Nomski0: Lol. Goodnight.

Sleep tight!

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kslib Aka "Lipsy Bobo" by Kslib(m): 12:25am On Jul 15, 2014

Nomski0:

So yeah, she might slap him...........or even do something less dramatic but equally humiliating, he has to risk it.

And if he sure she feels the same way, there's no way she'll slap him.

Well, considering how kissable those lips of hers she atimes "pout" looks, i be thats a risk he will be willing to take grin

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I bet he misses seeing her ravishing beauty sha.

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Cat! Its late!! You no go go sleep? tongue

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kslib Aka "Lipsy Bobo" by Kslib(m): 12:00am On Jul 15, 2014

Nomski0:
Everyone is scared of the friend zone and just because she waiting for him to make the first move doesn't mean she's admitting her life and happiness depends on him.

She could have fun, go out with friends and even date a couple of guys just to remind him that she won't be around forever. Who knows, she might even find the true Mr Right.

A wise man once said; if you love her, grab her, push her against a wall and kiss her brains out.
And if she loves him, she'll kiss him right back.

Maybe then, nobody'll need to bottle up any of their feelings.

Yea! She's stubborn.. She'll never admit that her happiness depends on him. He twisted the whole thing. He just loves using logic on people. N.aughty him..

Just to make him jealous i guess. grin

Chai! Women can be harsh atimes.

If she does find Mr right, then he ll lick his wounds and eventually be happy for her. Thats another strange side to love--- he ll be happy that she's happy even with someone else. He just wants her to be happy.. Strange!!

Besides, he also might find his Mrs Right. You never can tell.

Trust me, you dont wanna know how many times he has admired those seductive lips of hers... Wanting to kiss and bite them softly.wanting to wet them with his while she trembles at his mercy------------- But what if she slaps him? cheesy

If memory serves me correct------- she has done that to some guy grin

. I might be wrong though! lipsrsealed

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kslib Aka "Lipsy Bobo" by Kslib(m): 11:20pm On Jul 14, 2014

Nomski0: Fine words, but I still stand my ground. He is not the kind of guy she should profess love to first.

He's more than likely to friendzone her.........I don't want that for her.
She can bottle up her feelings till he makes the first move.

I thought only guys were afraid of the famous--- zone? grin

On a more serious note: first he's not the kind of guy to profess love to first.. Second, he's more than likely to friendzone. Ok! Care to say what makes you think so? You seem to know ALOT about him, dont you?

So she ll rather bottle up her feelings till he makes the first move. In other words, she's admitting that her life and happiness depends on him and his decisions!! cheesy

Awwww! She does really love him that much eh.. . This is a great love story in the making.. They havent even kicked off yet and huge sacrifices are already being made.. cheesy

side note: I dont like this idea of her bottling up her feelings cos stress can cause wrinkles. Such a beauty deserves no wrinkle--- not at this age. They have enough time to grow old together, dont you think?
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Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kslib Aka "Lipsy Bobo" by Kslib(m): 10:00pm On Jul 14, 2014

Nomski0: Many things in life are not fair, this being one of them

I guess its easier for him to toy with her emotions if he really doesn't care about love.

she'd have made herself vulnerable.

Even Juliet tried pulling off with Romeo and theirs is like the greatest love story ever told.

And you know the stunt you pulled

Who says he doesnt care about love? He never said that, did he?

Vulnerable? Well, if she indeed likes him , that should be the least of her worries. Every good thing including love comes with a price. And if being vulnerable is one, then she shouldnt worry cos he's not the type that doesnt let what he wants known before- hand. He will not exploit her weakness ... Anyway, at the end, the choice is hers to make..

My knowledge of Romeo and Juliet is just mere hear-say. One of these days #possibly this week### i ll find time to read the real deed that went down.

Romance › Re: For The Ladies (all And Sundry Read N React) by Kslib(m): 9:09pm On Jul 14, 2014

Danhumprey: Calm down,mister. I haven't had time yet.

See in head!! I even think say na urgent matter sef. Next time,no light cigar wey you wan smoke for afternoon in the morning!! Ok! Till then.

Romance › Re: For The Ladies (all And Sundry Read N React) by Kslib(m): 8:52pm On Jul 14, 2014

Misbee: @Kslib,'we'there na yoruba english.Your type are those who talk like u do.Ask google 4 further explanation.

Just like your type who also talk like you did shey?

Anyway, sorry to burst your bubble--- you dont know my type.. I be like Waec, i no get TYPE.. tongue

Romance › Re: For The Ladies (all And Sundry Read N React) by Kslib(m): 8:35pm On Jul 14, 2014

Misbee: @Kslib, we know ur type too,Op,sainthood indeed

Na today? .. And who's we? Your gang? cheesy

.. Whats my type, aunty?

I know your type too sha..

Romance › Re: For The Ladies (all And Sundry Read N React) by Kslib(m): 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2014

Misbee: So wat do u have to say about guys that milk ladies?becos op u talked as if u are not guilty of any lady's sudden or total view of men.Men can b stupid(sorry to say) in their dealings wit ladies.Stupid Fowls!

Una don start to dey yab, when some coconut headed mad man come here begin yab women anyhow----- una go gather like house flies begin dey call people children..

Besides, your opening line was just ---bleh!! aunty, stop being emotional.. You are not the first woman with ni.pples..

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Romance › Re: For The Ladies (all And Sundry Read N React) by Kslib(m): 7:53pm On Jul 14, 2014

Danhumprey: It's about to go down!

Close that mouth--- nothing will go down.. tongue

.. Didnt see the supposed mail not even in my spam. Stop dey blow anyhow smoke. undecided

*****
op made some good points..

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 11:52pm On Jul 13, 2014

safarigirl: why don't you finish with Tiyaz first before you step up to me?

What is Tiyaz?
To me, that name is like yesterday cos there's no proof it exists.

Step up to you? Dont flatter yourself too much sweery! tongue

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2014

safarigirl: I should feel insulted by this

Don't be calling my name
Like you don't know
I'm the baddest chic in this game
I play solo
Holding it down
While I shoot for the stars
And hope I get a claim to fame
Still a lil rusty, though I remain gutsy

No matter how bad kslib is, I doubt he's as bad as kswitch

lmfao!!! @ kswitch ... I don suffer.

SAFARI, do you need me to remind you that you!re just a little GIRL wandering in the DESERT? wink

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 8:48pm On Jul 13, 2014

Tiyazman: You better run outta here!!! You are not even an able bodied human to spar with, even Andyblaze, Abumikey and Safarigirl drop better bars compared to you!

You are the defination of a wack MC. . . You wanna take this from me? Then expect to be lynched and sacrificed in my temple! I will make sure you are gored! I will seperate your head from your body!

Ask around! I am feared and respected, cos my bars are dangerous and rare!

I am the god_of_music! The god of gods, I am poison to earth! I deteriote the sands and sour the waters with my flow!

You just poked my wrath, and verily, you will be torched!

Expect some bars from me tomorrow!!!

In other words, i'm dead right? grin

msheeew!

Romance › Re: Friendzonee And Friendzoned Ladies Thread by Kslib(m): 8:39pm On Jul 13, 2014

Danhumprey: Ok. Would do that.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 8:23pm On Jul 13, 2014

Tiyazman: Wack! Wack!! Wack!!!

Haha! You are soooooooo lame! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Your opener is bland! No punches!!
Rhymes are nursery!
No pun or deep metaphors!

You didn't even hype your sorry aass with good hyperboles! I mean, what da ffuck is:

"If wishes were horses, you'll want to reach me cos I'm your sky"

LAME!!! Whatever happened to the hype? This line is a joke! "I'm your sky?" Is that the best you could come up with??

You're a complete wacktard! I no fit shout!

Kslib AkA Garri_warlord, YOU ARE WACK!!!!!

Gom forget that thing and leave yeye analysis for recognised rap killers. Na me you wan form for? cheesy

Stuffs like this is what you think you're good at but too bad i kinda want to take that away from you also. tongue

Ok! On a second thought, I forgive you. Save yourself the stress of posting those come-back lines you've been writing ever since.. son!! grin

Make i focus on this macth!!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 8:15pm On Jul 13, 2014

Idowuogbo: I'm here to count scores

Na this kain thing you dey kuku like.. grin

Ride on!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 7:54pm On Jul 13, 2014

Tiyazman: Lyrically, I am not your class.

Iceskidd, deal with him!

Yea! Lyrically, you're not my class// I am way way above you if we talking class// Down down below you are, left with nothing to survive on but dry grass//

If wishes were horses, you'll want to reach for me cos i'm your sky// but unfortunately a dwarf like you can only try// fall on his hunched back with the realisation that he can only reach for the sh:it i left behind before becoming his dreams---- bloody house-fly//

Still at that, you'll still have to compete for my sh*it// And if the heavens be on thy side, you might go home with it//..

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 7:53pm On Jul 13, 2014

Tiyaz forget that thing. I might no be in the game but all die na die.. tongue

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 7:31pm On Jul 13, 2014

Tiyazman: Oh ye mortals, how ignorant art thou become!

If you want to rap-attack me, just do it already. And stop beating around the bush..

I gat no time for fore-play.

Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by Kslib(m): 7:29pm On Jul 13, 2014

njokusboy: . Hahaha, my brother, I dey try understand some people reasoning... U know say pple different, we dey learn everyday.....

E good !!

Anyway its nice to know that you are still very much consistent in the game.. grin

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