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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 3:44pm On Jul 21, 2014
if u were house object.. u ll be stool cos erry asss kips tormenting ya/
no wonder u type like a kid living in bondage... eyah/

thnks Jig!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 1:57pm On Jul 21, 2014
I must admit jig stands out from the crowd/
cos truly... no body wants the stinking gay around!/
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 10:24am On Jul 21, 2014
Drug lords kip rejecting you's lines like low grade meth/
you's hades son... ur rap even on arrival appears dead!/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 9:56am On Jul 21, 2014
fuckyouhard: kslib, that was nice! a lot of improvement u've made! meanwhile, when u start a bar with a rhyme use that same rhyme for all other lines in the same bar. like u did even and evil in ur 3rd bar, but why haram and allah? secondly, 'dire' doesn't rhyme with 'under' but 'fire' would
Thanks!!

It was the way i placed it .. the ryhme is water and allah---- pronounced in pidgin as WOTAH..
WOTAH----- Allah!

Yes. Forgot to add till 'em burn tire'!!

Thanks for the critique man!!

##peace##
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 9:24am On Jul 21, 2014
Antispam bot beta mark that ffucking post as 'sper.m'/ just one hot verse and the biitch 'released'.. Dat modafucka needs ban/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 11:30pm On Jul 20, 2014
****Today z sunday.. so imma respect masef n keep it holy***

i dont preach cos i spit fire n reduce lives to nothing/
ma words convert both faithful and sinners to burnt offering /
.... like a vexed petrol tank on Jah's alter flexing!!!!

i slay parents in dere kids presence/
tke d hearts out .... leaving the dead chest feeling no absence,/
den 'carve it with knife to form a sweet shape' that makes sense/
.... Cos like christ always wanted.. me's just 'showing little children love' .... forgive ma process.... and embrace its essence!!

if claim 'boko',i pour ya with con acidic flows to burn in you evil/.... striking balance...2 make ya spiritual life even/
ur ikks see me.... they running screaming ' haram'...
.... Cos i chase demonic spirits when i sprinkle ma flows like holy water/ i swear !!allah!!!!

saliva like consuming fire/ ma annointing lures death.. Its dire/
...So if i boast to ve annointed kingss with olive/ wah i mean is...... Offing the head... place in oily pan....den spit under till em fry tire!!

i preach in tongues..strange language/
those not in spirit.. i make dem minds heavy.. spiritual baggage/
.. Ok!! i purposely boxed dis bar in kings seal/ ...like david/.. so only brave 'men who lead in battle' can see content in it.. a..k...a 'joabs' of rap!!!

*sunday z ova.. remain blessed... but if u didnt get bar above ... stay vexed/,
like deep bible verse get dose not in D spirit... Perplexed!!
..**wait a min*** .Holy sh**it....i just broke 'a commandment'... hor.ny me impregnated ur thoughts to deliver confusion after 'fornicating' ur virgin minds....getting it...... sexed!!!!

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Education / Re: Medical -- Biochem-- Science Students: Why Does This Always Happen? Picture! by Kslib(m): 7:55pm On Jul 20, 2014
007Bruce: ok, do this; keep a piece of bread for two weeks. . . And see fo yo self.

see pics below!

Note: i ve personally seen green mould on bread sometime..

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 7:40pm On Jul 20, 2014
he blind ...but knows when U drop... the smell.. pungent/
if u rap in higschool..parents will evacuate wards.. urgent/
Education / Re: Medical -- Biochem-- Science Students: Why Does This Always Happen? Picture! by Kslib(m): 6:49pm On Jul 20, 2014
007Bruce: why is the mould yellow? --- 'cause yellow is the colour of mould!! Like black is the colour of coal!

The initial confusion was why same color on different corn types.. Someone pointed out that using origin.

So Yellow is the default color of all moulds? if yes, that settles it then!! smiley

Someone should confirm this..
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 6:15pm On Jul 20, 2014
fuckyouhard: once u learn how to rhyme u'll do wonders. start wit 2 syllables eg, 'sleek bar - bleep that' 'mouka - hooker'.
kk.. will work on that!
sosiqdude:

Nice one...
tenks!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 4:55pm On Jul 20, 2014
You's old in da game..... but nothing to show for it/
like daddy showkey.... asides you wrinkled lines and grandpapa flows/
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 3:26pm On Jul 20, 2014
JigsawKillah:

kid learn how to rhyme, is that to hard to understand?/
example, understand should rhyme with otherhand/


SAW

two lines to di$$ the one above,rhyme or not/
you should get that straight.... even if ya understanding twisted like... Knot/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 9:56am On Jul 20, 2014
GIYAZZ: Kslib, you've already got the idea on texting, but you ain't got the elements yet, you ain't got the structure/ flow/ build ups/ delivery/ and necessary punches/

I swear, you got ideas, but you ain't just laying it down right. . . You have to watch, read other texts, read Ibime's, Mikus', Coogar's, Kr0ne's, Emaprince', and other intelligent vets. . . I tell you, you're gonna learn one thing from them texts if you do. . . I ain't saying i'm already good with the texts, but i'm just tryna give you a rope so you could climb to a better level. #PEACE
...True words.. ##peace##


U know.. me still new in dis shi*t/aint old.. gat no foul odour yet/ but with time i ll perfect ma smell...u bet/
be getting niggaz high..dropping do.pe shi*t..on d net!!/

gat a dream/that in this realm/
ll one day revolutionize how rappers battle/for d mantle/
...face ma rap to a mirror/and it'll reflect luther jn'r smiling with honor!!/

gun em with word 'play'/... slit their guts @ ma 'station'/..
... cancel heads from bodies..like detached... 'Xed-box'/
...put their families in grief/ with no one coming to 'console'/
...aboki burial.. wrap em in 'white'/the devil screams...chai seee.... 'neat end oo'!! /<nitendo>

...as for em gays/they better pack bags/
....and leave/else i ll make the pigs grieve/with a sigh of relief/they better believe!!/

punch to dere jaw with just one sleek 'bar'/their mouth full of 'foam' like 'mouka'/
.. spi*t like em 'arabs in disgust'... 'Sharamoota'/
... come close range/aim for the head in rage/
and blast the f@ggots....<<GBOOOM>>.... with ma bazooka!!/

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Education / Re: Medical -- Biochem-- Science Students: Why Does This Always Happen? Picture! by Kslib(m): 10:33pm On Jul 19, 2014
LillyAnne: Lol. Okay. Biology is the study of living things. Humans are part of these living things.

So you can say that medical students are only interested in human biology.

Yea.
Nice logic and me knows that too!

Brought up the talk of med students offering biology too cos plants are also part of life and they(med studs) might have come across something in thier first year or so that kinda relates to this---------- before going deep and facing solely human life as they progressed!!

Anyway, i also believe the question best suits micro-biologists like you said though!! smiley
Education / Re: Medical -- Biochem-- Science Students: Why Does This Always Happen? Picture! by Kslib(m): 7:52pm On Jul 19, 2014
LillyAnne: More like alot of 'human' Biology if there's anything like that.
Human biology? hmmn!! What is it about?

Are you a medicine student ?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 5:19pm On Jul 19, 2014
dat boi aint called to the bar/he cant drink on table of men!
..wearing 'mere suit' only makes him a deluded drunk with 'open eye'// say 'ozil'!!/

he say he spitting fire// when niggaz like krone be sipping hot lava// and farting volcanic eruptions!!

closest he line comes to dope/ is if refrigirated in a bottle of coke/how dare he claim drugs when he aced a doping test?..... what a joke!//

he thinks only he raps holy/ like em deluded xtians/.
...somebodi use the whip 'of nazareth' to correct dat boi till he screams 'jesuusss'// den ask he quote one passage from scripture, i bet he ll go all..... mark 14:38//

>>the spirit is willing but ma flesh don weak>>


****
giyaz i see ya too jare!

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Kslib(m): 4:20pm On Jul 19, 2014
**yawns**

i'am bored!
Education / Re: URGENT: Need Contact Of Any Student In A.B.U Zaria. by Kslib(m): 3:39pm On Jul 19, 2014
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 3:26pm On Jul 19, 2014
Niggaz be blowing trumphets/like flow for rank is some choir practice for singing mosquitoes/ bloody insects/

u claim to be old in the game right?/
...libyan 'uprising' z coming/ ghadaffi of rap,i see ur shameful 'downfall'/

tiny ants claiming big brooms /
.. when thier lines cant sweep a spider off its feet/when both meet/

contort their spinal cord to a 'hunch'/
.. And they ll still fail to 'back up their claims'//
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Secretive by Kslib(m): 10:53am On Jul 19, 2014
Bootybuttchic: Yoll shld pls wish me happy birthday cheesy
Happy birthday!! Have fun..

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Forum Games / Re: AW-AS Let's Play by Kslib(m): 10:37am On Jul 19, 2014
Dannyxy: aw- procrastination

as- effectively intelligent and wise..

kslib baba I see you..
I see ya too ,guy!
Education / Re: Medical -- Biochem-- Science Students: Why Does This Always Happen? Picture! by Kslib(m): 10:14am On Jul 19, 2014
LillyAnne: I think this question should be directed to microbiologists not medical students.
Thats why i made it optional.

But medical students do alot of biology right?
Education / Re: Medical -- Biochem-- Science Students: Why Does This Always Happen? Picture! by Kslib(m): 10:13am On Jul 19, 2014
Karleb: That's because basically all corn are yellowish in color, at least the ones I've seen.

The white corns we have are a result of alternation of generation of yellow corns and cross breeding of yellow corns with white corns, so in white corns the white allele is dominant while the yellow allele is recessive and otherwise in yellow corns.


Therefore, no matter the color of the corn the fundamental yellow allele is always present which actually accounts for the color of the fungi.




That's just my opinion tho'.





Sounds convincing!!

So yellow is like the adam of all corns, color wise..? Never knew this.. Thanks for the education..
Rap Battles / Re: ~** The Return Of The Freestyle Lounge **~ by Kslib(m): 10:03am On Jul 19, 2014
Nice lines mikuz!!

I love that 'GEM In I' line----- classic!!!
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Kslib Aka "Lipsy Bobo" by Kslib(m): 8:46am On Jul 19, 2014
lertee: Happy birthday Lipsy papa aka papa ostrich grin grin
It is better late than never.
Wishing you many more prosperous years ahead.
Thanks dear!!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 1:12am On Jul 19, 2014
Its 1:12 am, people already be sleeping//
dropping this 'early' will make ur already 'weak lines' look 'tired' //
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 12:31am On Jul 19, 2014
GIYAZZ: Kslib, I hope you garrit/ i mean how I be weaving bars, faggit/
. . . imma teach you the ropes if you wan'nit/ just try dig my every line like a rabbit!/

Son grin


U claim ur lines solid, u knw it a lie//'p.u$sy lips' are for 'spitting juice', not bars//i picture u on a mic dropping but all i see is a p.us$y 'squirting'// lmfao!!

see the sleep inducing and slumber provoking pills he call lines?//jesus// u ask... how can someone be this boring?.... well, God yawned the moulded the biitch/

with bars,i ll beat 'you up' to induce a 'heavenly feeling'//knock you 'down' like ' earthly gravity calling'//den bury you alive 6feet below like you never saw it coming//
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2014
It'll tke d combined effort of zeus,poseidon, ares and hades + ma consent to take me down//any nerd with a knack for puzzle can be 'jig saw's killer'//
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 8:58pm On Jul 18, 2014
Sorry, buh ur line's like 'color riot'//confused person....how da eff does '007' rhyme with 'bruce' lee??//
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 8:45pm On Jul 18, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Thought as much!!


scratch all you like/u still wont get it/
ma flows's like a knock out punch it gets ya confused/

while your line's like dry-sh*it... 'fighting for life'//i look at da walls of ma toilet bowl.. I see shi**t lines//i shake ma head~~giyaz 'struggled but couldnt make it'//

mate, we 'not on da same level'.... you're 'pinky'//i am 'da middle finger'//so i say.....'ffuck you bittch'//

when i flow//its a blow//see what i did to brazil...ma name is 'joachim'... and like s.perm counts.... i fffucked dem 'low'//

giyaz uses same 'tissue paper' he wipe 'an.us' with// to 'script lines'//dat Y his rhymes be like 'foul odour'//

i ll 'roast' dis modafucka like an 'xmas goat'// and he be 'suffering and smiling'// grin

i made ma lines.. 'short and precise'// 'dwarfing' em is just to di$$ ur mama's height//put da biitch on high heels and she still be on same level with ma 'thumbs up'//

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Forum Games / Re: AW-AS Let's Play by Kslib(m): 10:38am On Jul 18, 2014
Dhelake:

AW: Laziness
AS: Physique || Brilliance

Tags - Kslib, Usbcable, Krasid
AW: Procrastinates toooooooo much
AS: Creative/smart||brilliant imagination

Tages: ,jekyll and hyde,Danhumprey,Nomski0,dannyxy,c'est moi1

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