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Tiyazman: Kslib, better run back to your diary or better still zoom off to the Literature section!

This place ain't meant for flesh! It's Olympus on earth! Where gods and goddesses colide and battle! It's for Gladiators and spirits!

Humans don't dare step into this dome! One who steps in, will be torched with lyrical fire!
Humans hide behind the gate walking on their toes just to offer virgins to their gods here!
If they do otherrwise and walk in carefree, they will be rendered a definite meal for the gods!

Just had to let you know, cos you're my friend, and I find favour in you! I am the god_of_music! The god of gods! And I have granted you a second chance, now take flight away from here! Run! Run!! Run!!! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!

lol. For a moment i thought i was in Greece..

Dont worry fellow mortal, i'll rather take chances of being burnt by some lyrical fire..

Chai! Dis boy again and argument.. Dem swear for you?

Idowuogbo:

What are you doing here?

You wan die?

Danhumprey: Been a while. Seems like you are avoiding me,huh? We need to talk.

Avoid you? Come-on, i have no reason to jare.

Ok! Use my email add.

Danhumprey: Mr man!

Yes! Present!

Tiyazman: Welcome mortal

I hear!

Yesss! You was here// but when i!m done with you, you ll be there// and by there, i mean your whole existence will be wiped away like a dried pimple// and even the left over scars of you will vanish on thier own after not being able to handle the shame of you existing shorter than "quick explulsion"//

Your lines are so " weak" they made me emotional// I guess you typed that right after having sex//

harlos: I don't like the atmosphere here

ehen ?

harlos: no be for this place

Wetin be dat?

harlos: Omo na mental case o...

oya Start to dey crase..

Lwkmd!!

This is wickedness at its Everest..

This is how it'll go..

Ladies will come here and narrate how the friendzoned guys but no one, i re-peat no one OR only "one or two will" admit to being friendzoned by a Guy/guys..

**make i dey look with corner eye**

justi4jesu: lol...u be big thief...hahaha

Lol. One of the reasons i feared Egusi soup those days. After its heated and settles, it always forms this thin layer of leather like film over the soup. And when you temper with the soup and that thin top layer cracks, my own don finish cos person must know say i hack the soup.

So whenever i'm at home and i know that my mum or cousin will be coming home late enough to allow me operate, all i just do is take the meat add small water to the soup and heat it again. It settles and forms another layer without leaving any hole..

Stew is the easiest.. Just take the meat, add small water, then use the spoon to repair the hole back to normal.. shikena..

Fish na small thing esp when there's Tail. All i just do is carefully cut it into two equal halves and eat my share.. Put back the other half and make sure the missing half part is lying on its now exposed belly.. . That gives the impression that the fish is still full OR that the missing half is still somewhere inside the food.. For where!!!! E dey my belle.. Hehe!!

Stealing fried meat on X-mas eve. Putting them inside a white leather in my pocket. Dip inside and chew away as i walk.. That one na one of my high-held sacred tradition..

Pressing the meat deep inside my rice, then use rice to cover the top especially when i want more food and i'm asked to go take..

First, i'll carefully look at how inside of the pot is, then take the meat from the least noticable position a..k..a the one that wouldnt leave any hole in the soup/stew..

Brotherzone .

pickabeau1: ahhhh.... your thread still lives on... nL in pics

This thread is about the friendzone

Lol.. Just kidding.. Went through page 1-2 and saw some cool friendzone images.. .

You want more so that you can laugh at we guys shey?..

Another Documentary on Naija should be fun..

pickabeau1: Too much talk abeg..we need pics


Barcsnista
Kslib
Nihilist

Do the needful....picsss!!!

Megabytes do not come by cheap these days..

My browser does not display images cos i switched it off.. Whats the thread pictures about? Help a blind brother..

99% of guys in the Friend-zone are usually nice.. Eyaah!!

Lol .

Nice Write-up.

Nomski0:







No she hasn't, which is for the best.

He has to say it first.


P.S I could kill you for that stunt you pulled.

In Helena's voice, "Take your time."

For which best?

Besides, Why does it have to be the guy who says it first even when the feeling is mutual? Thats not fair..

which stunt? ..

Do not spread it like wild fire cos its not a guarantee that questions will come out from there BUT at the end, if it does , you might have indirectly reduced you chance of being admitted cos many people will pass just like you.

Just tell a few friends thats all. Its not about being wicked but its also about being smart. Do you know how many people have information that gives them upper hand even before PUME begins?

And again, if you can lay your hands on UDSS (university of benin demonstration secondary school or wateva) MOCK exam question papers---- find time to tackle some of the questions there. Those students are privileged when it comes to PUME, i tell ya.

If possible, be very close to some, especially those of you in Benin who are currently attending pUme tutorials like .. Octopus, Gorilla brains e..t..c

Hardwork ALWAYS pays. The thing about PUME is, you will know if you'll pass based on how confident you are with what you have covered so far.

Like i said, Hardwork always pays.

Just thought it MIGHT be helpful to those of you writing..

If you have "EXAM FOCUS" esp those in sciences, find some time to study it .

I remember, was it 2011 or 2012(i have forgotten) when someone in the school asked ******* to tell a relative of mine to study from there. The person wasnt admitted at the end cos he was unserious ad he admitted that some questions came out from there. I believe many came out from EXAM FOCUS but how will he know when he opened the book only once or so.. Smh!

Anyway, i just felt like it might be helpful and if you happen to be lucky, some questions will still come out from there. If none comes out from EXAM FOCUS, you still have nothing to loose at the end.

Goodluck to all of you writing!

Akinsete and Prettyboi----- you both should stop derailing the thread.