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Beverly to elikem.. My 2 brothers who play basketball eat very much..
Elikem... You have 2 brothers?
Beverly... I have 2 Blood brothers..
Anything dey like Wine brothers b4?

Dillish to ninja... Vote for me..
Annabel to ninja.. Pls vote for me.
All this vote for me speech is getting annoying already..
If na me be the ninja,i go say "kiss me first".. Nonsense..

ochongonoko: You don madt ni?.. You quote me finish, go another post dey laugh


Lol, I'm not a comedian, kslib and his sweetrat, adaberry, hacked my account

Hahahahahahahha!!! Lwkmd!!! The bolded just killed me.. I cant stop laffing..

Sulu prooved that there is more to him than his asss...
As for elikem,he should also consider a career in iron bending..
Melvin wont also do bad as a bricklayer..
Damn!! Elikem and Melvin(esp) are ruthless with tackles...lol
..Elikem,Melvin and sulu did a very good job on the pitch...

See dillish and beverly!! What a waste..
Na to only to twerk beverly sabi, see dillish sef,na only to shout "i have a BF" she sabi...
Even feza tried.. She nearly burst bimp testicles with one deadly tackle..
Cleo also tried.. She caused confusion in the midfield.. I'm sure elikem must have ej.aculated with the constant handjobs she gave him in the midfield.. That slowed his pace..
As for annabel,i have nothing to say to her.. The only thing she knows how to do is conspire.. She conspired with melvin and he socred an own-goal..

Sorry guys.. The score is 5..6 and not 5..5
Sulu's team lost...

Yesssssss!!! 5...5
Melvin scores...

Jesus!!! Nando almost kill feza with one bullet shoot.. Whoooa!! On her tummy..
That was a strategic shot by Nando.. He doesnt wanna share Tanzania's vote with feza...

Sulu scores.. 5..4
Nando misses penalty against melvin..
Come on boys!!!! Lets go.. Just one more

Melvin is the best defender.... He fit defend Nigeria against nuclear missiles..

This people na bricklayers.. See rough tackles wey dem dey throw.. Elikem,angelo,Melvin
Even gatusso will be like "oh my God"...

5.. 3.. Nando scores..
Stupidd pass from melvin..mssheeew
See as melvin body stiff like cocoyam..

feminine A: Who score other 2 goals for the reds?

Sulu and elikem..

Sulu is the best player..

Sulu is on fire.. Best player on the pitch..

Safari.. Number 8 is elikem..
4... 3 is the scores now..

Elikem.. I already gat ghana,africa vote for me,elikem the tailor..
Annabel.. Love you africa,one love..
Dillish.. Love you namibia.. Edo state see you soon..
Sulu.. Africa pls vote for me.. My birthday is on monday and i cant go.. Love you..
Kslib... Sulu,you are mad man...you dont even know your birthday.. You said tomorrow but later corrected yourself..

Dillish and beverly just entered Guiness world record..
Dem no touch ball nor make contact with anybody wey touch ball for complete first half..

Melvin don score own goal..

Feza looks happy.. See what only 10 minutes break from oneal can do to her..

Kai?? Feza,dillish na just statue.. Even annabel na waste..
Na only melvin,sulu and elikem dey play..

Sulu scores.. 1..1

Omo see marking!! Sulu wan kill nando..lol..

The match kicks off and rain wan fall for my side.. Abeg ooh..
1: 0 .... Nando scores for his team.. Sulu should better change annabel from that goal post..

Cleo is a such a TOm Boy.. Tom boy's turn me on..
Note:: eveva is Manly and not a tom boy.. Just so we are clear..

Why is oneal saying "Botswana,holla at your boy"... Why is he using whizkid's signature?

The first team are at the arena...

adaberry: Ok you can...... Buh stop teazinq me na.... Updates plsss! I ain't @ home

Ok,straw berry ...

Agbgift: See my edo brother o. Guy I hail o. Nor me our fault say our name long, but e take style sweet pass SADC people own.

By far nah.. SADC names na just mixing of consonant letters nah..

spade: I dey tell you eeh!

The other one call himself Keitumetse Motkolokolo-something-something.
I swear, the name sound like where old man dey chew kolanut.

Then again, even Bini people are notorious for their tongue-twisting names - "Erharuyi", "Aigbekaen", "Ikponmwosa", "Aghaghowa" - I no fit shout!

Lmao!! The whole Edo people are known for long names..
Another edo name that might give SADC a run for their money "Ohmhonekpaledo"

adaberry: Lmao! Funny quy

Sweet girl!!!! Permit me to start calling you BERRY..

noname: *cough* You know a lot of Ethiopians are voting for Dillish simply because she has Somalian blood right?*cough*. So in other words yes her beauty has saved her. Embrace it bro, she is not as interesting as quite a number of people but her beauty which has saved her. If not for her beauty which has men like you going gaga and has Mellish hopefuls wishing that the 2 friends will hookup she would be gone. Go and see how other African countries laugh at us because they say we act like there are no pretty girls in Nigeria with the whole Dillish obsession. These are just my 2 cents you can agree or agree to disagree with me...

Abeg as far as Dillish is concerned I be Stevelish or Santalish. The girls loves her boyfriend abeg. (Sholay this is not directed at you BTW).

The bolded my friend,is an exaggeration!! Anyway,We didnt vote for dillish when bassey was up,so i hope they shut up now..