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How person wan take spend the remaining mins sef?

Oh!! I have an Idea...

Lemme upload my voice notes !!!!

Dannyxy: olodo rabata, eju eja lo mo je, see guilty conciense

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King Rein: Goodnight

Lol..

1;30am no go pass me.. Must sleep when that time knack..

Ok!! Night rein..

Dannyxy: reinc, you have just suffered from omaniacia, some girls are mean, damn.

Lmfao @ omaniacia.. Lwkmd!!!!

https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif

Dannyxy: tochi, am i right? , i , walahi if i'am right, i will cut off kslib's balls and dash you..

.. Dude!! I'm straight!!

Maybe I gave you 'green light' without even realizing but pls i am straight like the face ochon kept when he showed interest in tabh and she called him her elder brother..

I thought all our chats were just the normal guy to guy talk.. Little did I know i was leading you on.. Sorry ehn!!

omanik: Lmao this guy you're somethin else.
No be only nl wife.
After ur sorry behind has bn dumped by ur 2 nl wives u still get mouth abi?
Anyway sha guess wat?

I dont do 2nd hand products. Oh sorry i mean 3rd hand.

***falls down from bicycle*****

***climbs bicycle***

***blowing whistle***

Ochon and njo the malu supporters viewing as guests....

how market?

toxxxxxxx: U be goat o,lol.

Yea!!! Just let it all out.. You'll heal with time,toxy!!

toxxxxxxx: Haaahaaa,unano go kill me with laugh

Hmmmmm!!! Una dey see me see green light so.. The light don even turn dark green sef...

Look toxy, I know you have feelings for me but to be honest, i don think i can do this to another man. I just cant run away with someone's fiancee.. Life is not a Indian movie..

Pls just let the feelings you have for me die ok!! I know it wont be easy, it'll take time-- maybe 7months+ or so, but with time you'll overcome.. Time heals..

Toxy, i have to say goodbye.. Bye toxy!!!

ochon: Smh. . Dey flex, na your night. Make I go lick my wounds. Low key things


lol. At least you are being more free and social with us, thanks to peasant reinc

@durielsmomma, you are welcome

@y'aLl laughing at man utd, flex. What goes around, comes around. I'm not happy at all this night. Don't see us making top 4 in the premiership this season. Abeg, make I dey on a low key

Awwww, poor ochon!! Ndoo!!!










Erm,take am!!

Dannyxy: oh, that was an innocent prayer, it was out of my sincere love for her, just like how a brother will love a sister, btw, i have arms waiting to recieve me, many..

true talk!!!

dre11: #yimu
na there we go see you

Where be that?

**Feigns Ignorance***

Dannyxy: agree, instead of handshake, women should just kiss, good morning, afternoon, night shoud become french kissing.. Example: i am walking along the road, i now see stateofmind, instead of saying "good afternoon,hello, hy" we just start kissing, and then we go our way, wouldn't that be nice?

Oh dear!!! Danny is thirsty..

Dan, ka sha ruwa yau?

sarcasm detected!!

King Rein: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eeeeeeeeeeew why this people dey pose for bush for crying out loud

Lol.. I tire for them oooo.. The first one sef pose for inside water.. Lwkmd!!!

Dannyxy: say after me, "for thou shall not lead me into temptation, and shall deliver from all reincarnation" amen *sprinkles water on head* shalom

So you think all this would get you into her ****erm clears throat**** arms?

Wake-up my friend, this is 2013 and not 1823 when toyintomato used this trick to hit on women and succeeded..

King Rein: If everybody gave out free kisses, both married and unmarried, the world will be a better place.

I agree with this 100%..

If both married and un-married can even go beyond kissing sef,t he word would not only be a better but also a safer place..

King Rein: LMAO! She no even send me sef. But walahi na juss friendly kiss on the lips. Even Jesus did it

1diot!! As e don reach time for kiss, you begin preach bible...

This album nearly killed me with laughter when i saw it...

The first is njokusboy and his patner...

The second is itsflame and reincarnated..

Yo!! So Man U thought they were gonna win after i said they'll loose?

King Rein: E be like say u dey whine me . No dey give me false hope..


Em ItsFlame? Is it anytime I ask for your picture that you run away? Shior if u no fine, just tell me abeg

why i go whine you nah? You be WAIST?

I just enter viewing centre sooo.. Wan watcht the matches.. By the way, Mau U will loose....

dre11: see yah mouth like starve
i just dey encourage them make them plenty so no lady go Reinzone you again

i dey even dey help am he dey come abuse me.
Mschewwwwww

lwkmd!!

King Rein: I no even understand wetin the babe dey yarn but I know she digs me

ItsFlame, please can I see your picture?

Of course na, you dont need any fake prophet like 'pastor omonime ' who prophesized that melvin will win' to tell you that she digs da hell outta ya...

King Rein: LMFAOO! This boy ti ya were sha.

As if say e no dey sweet you for body?

njokusboy: Friends pray for me oh, been having serious health issues recently, it seems to have deteriorated, I been dey forn james bond since...

Ndooo!! You shall be well ok!! All will be well!

I pray you get better..

toxxxxxxx: Jeeeeeeeeeeeezzus,laugh wan kill me here.what do u mean!!!!!

... Oya move make i see road !!!

@Durielsmomma23, very pretty!! Nice!

njokusboy: In igbo it is , kslib, onye ara ki bu.... Ishi gi dia....

'Onye ara'----- kai!! This sound like an insult oooo..
Ishi gi dia------- kai!!! Somebody help!! E be like say his boy dey yab me oooooo..

Inshort Njo--- take am!!

toxxxxxxx: hahaha, It means Take five!!

Tenks!!!

How does one say --- 'kslib I love you' in Igbo?

njokusboy: Haha, u know I no dey see well in the morning...

Morning blindness things shey?

But if dem blow you kiss, you no go miss am!! Yeye!!

ochon: Lwkmd. You dey mad o

bu/wu = is

Also DI = is

Wu in that contest is wrong. You will use DI

That is, "Kslib DI(is) mad"

Ochon "wu" mad is kinda correct but it means "ochon is madness" . Lol

Thank you means "daluu"


Oya, start teaching me warri


What does "ksib is very stùpid" means in urohbo or warri or your dialect

In hausa---- Ochon ba shi da hankali ..

Can speak my dialect but havent for once written it sha. Didnt visit the village much. My cousins taught me how to speak it..
In my dialect----- ochon, oma gba..

In waffi---- Although, there is no rule to using words in a sentence, but you just have to give that waffinian touchh... It should be
ochon mumu button dey work die...