₦airaland Forum

Khd95:
What are u doin in d dark if u didnt want to spoil her

u bad...

I was making call infront of a closed shop in the night, a police man came to me and said ' so its you who have been stealing from these shops? get up let me search you'. He searched me didnt find anything and ask me to leave the place.

The worst one i was with my girlfriend they arrived in hilux and nabbed me, my offence was that i am romancing the girl in public,i want spoil her..... before i could say anything they started slapping me and put me in the hilux, i had to be bailed.
share yours.

Hello ladies i heard this argument, the first guy said if you please a lady very well in bed she will respect you very well the other said if you give her too much sex she will runaway, pls which one is true?.

IamLEGEND1:
then you're an enemy of progress.

No. Its because am a muslim and african.

IamLEGEND1:
encourage her.

Look where Kim kardashian is now!

I dont want her to be like kim-k

Hello guys i have this girl that i love soo much, i think she will be my life partner, but one thing i dont like about her is, she post alot of tempting pics online. I once asked her why is she doing it, she said its her hobby, do you think i should explicitly tell her to stop, but i know she might not stop cos she fond of it.

cruzita:
yes if u sex someone with spiritual husband/wife

Pls how is spiritual husband/wife like?

I heard people saying it, that apart from STDs one could also be infected with spritual problems through sex, actually i dont believe it cos i have never seen anyone being spiritually attacked through sex. And what about those that are already successful and still do sex what will you say about them?

And if at all its true, is there any way one can protect himself from being infected?,like using condom for STDs protection?

Do you like talkative or shy girls?

Today i heard the story of three friends who have money but dont know how to invest it in good business. One of them said, since the economy is not stable, i think we should just build a church hire a pastor, and i assure you guys there will be no risk and we will gain alot of profit, another advantage is that we are not going to pay tax, we will not pay electricity bill and waterboard bill.

And they agreed.
Do you think its a good idea?

I didnt want to say anything but am pained with the way olamide is reacting the this headies of a thing. Actually, before i truely have respect for him but from yesterday to this morning he have shown us his true color. He is still a small boy that dont know how to handle pressure and if not for fame and money i doubt if any responsible girl would follow him. Olamide do you watch football? you would have committed suicide by now if you were an arsenal or chelsea fan.

And before any other boy quote me here let me tell you am not a fan of Don jazzi, i only respect him and have earned more.

Wizkid keep rolling and please dont respond to this shit between the so called baddo boy and don jazzi.

What the first act you want to do in 2016, or what is that thing you want to be doing while its 12:00am?

I wish would be awake looking at the stars and will say my first prayer in 2016.
what about you?

ladies of this section have you ever experience squirting on your own or during intercourse?

profojah:
My Reverend Father did..

Not the like of reverend fathers.

Hey guys do you know anyone thats living his life without marriage, i mean MAN,?

Most of the things girls do outdoor is to get attention from guys and bleaching is one of them. So ladies is it because light skinned girls get more attention from guys and guys do you prefer light skinned girls?

konji1:
Yours is even better, i saw a girl on christmas day with a tight transparent jean, i was seeing everything i mean even the hairs in her "V" i was just so suprised

WTF! that type i will only look once and never look again.

emotions1:
say no to temptation.....

Lord free me from Delilah..... that's my new year resolution

No matter how hard you try to say no to temptation, there are some that you hardly resist, some girls are naturally endowed but they expose everything...

This morning i saw a lady wearing a very tight jeans that even expose the shape of her 'V' and doesnt seem to give a damn, she is walking comfortably.

Pls ladies you should watch the type of clothes you wear nowadays how are you different from goat, if you wear clothes that expose the part of your body that suppose to be covered?

I hope we dont have such ladies in Nairaland.

forgive me, i had to laugh first, If i were you i would allowed him to finish what he is doing and after the girl has left and he is back to his senses, i will talk to him, tell him exactly what happened and that enough is enough, he must stop doing it the house or else i will report him to popsi.

friends with benefit

The guy is the second baddo after olamide, and the girl is stupid, i mean very very stupid.

vizkiz:
girls are naturally mostly clean. They can never feel comfortable staying dirty but you need to see some guys using one boxers for 7 good days. If you have ever been to a field you will understand what I mean

You are right, but if a lady should stay without bath for three days, you cant stay in the same place with her, but a guy can stay without bath for one week and you might not find out.

sinaj:
Sniffs



Dirty thread

sniffs


a lady came in with her pants wet, thats whats smelling

Who would find it harder to be with people, make friends,girlfriends and boyfriends,between a dirty guy and a dirty girl.

I think a dirty girl will find it harder, cos girls need to take care of their body more the guys.

you are a pervert and she is not

20bc:
[color=teal]Yes sure, am talking about full time entrepreneur... [/color]

Yeah, but most of them will not agree, they would say what did the went to school?

20bc:
[color=teal]OK lets hear from the ladies...


But for me personally, I would advice her that if her dream job is not forthcoming that she should allow me to open a business for her..... *not supermarket oh* [/color]

we are not talking about a temporary something, as in she will not work under any private or government organization, she will be an entrepreneur.

This questions goes to the ladies, will you agree if your husband open business for you to abandon job seeking?

INTROVERT:
yeah, no

Which one do you think is the most popular?

I have seen this picture in many websites,Tv stations,local and international, and i have concluded that its the most popular picture of Nigerian Army.
what do you think.

ladies and romance can never be separated.

As they would say, 'I like a romantic guy'