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Estharfabian:
I Really Dunno How Y'all Are wired.


Oh! Coz She's Your Wife, She has to say YES to everything Sex? even if she's Not in the mood!? Like it's MANDATORY She has to be Hôrny all the time?


Smh in disgust!

of course its mandatory, so long as she is not sick and its not during her period.

Elosky20:
well to me sex is nt food, if she deny me sex no problem, bt she will beg for it. because i can go more than 5 years without it,

u serious?

hmmmmm i use to hear stories of wife denying their husbands sex, dont know whether its true sha, but i cant imagine a wife to deny her husband sex, in fact there is no justification for that whatsoever.
what would be your reaction if your wife deny you sex?

He ill be like a comedian and will try to make you laugh.

he will be over nice to you.

he is not confident.

he dont want to take you to shopping.

he only text you, if he call it will not last for more than five minute.

he talks alot.

he want to be with you all day if possible.

he is over jealous.

he try to be first to comment in every thread on NL.

he discuss other people issues that doesnt concern him.

when a guy show you all or some of the above signs, just know that he is automatically broke.

you can add more.

Its sexy to some and irrirritating some, depends on the size of the boobs. But Would have been a different case if it was a nipple slip, that one is 100% sexy

If an ex, that broke your heart, apologies and ask you to accept them back for the second time, woul d you?

Deciding when to have a real life partner for guys have been a topic of discussion for long, as different people hold different opinion.
Some have it that until a guy is successful or rich thats the right time for him to take any relationship serious. But those against this opinion said that a person may never know who truely love him when he is already successful or rich so every girl he approach will accept him.

The second opinion is that a guy should choose his life partner when he is still struggling . This opinion also has been criticised that most girls dont endure hardship for a very long time, so the chances of that girl leaving you are very high.

So which one do you think is the best opinion between the two?

As you know every healthy man should wake up with his joystick hard and pointed,My friend complained to me that for the past three days he no longer wake up with his joystick hard and pointed as usual, and especially today that its val. day, so he need your advise on what to do, should he be worried, see a doctor or its normal?

Hello ladies do you ever loved a guy and been giving him all the green light you could but he refuse to respond and you have to make the move?

Most broke guys feel somehow when a lady ask them what do yo do for a living:

Sometime they just lie with' am still a student' is that even a valid reason?

Estharfabian:
Thank God You send "Some"..else, You would've seen some E-punches flying through different angles!


I don't ask guys for money. never had a reason to. most times they just offer it.

Are you sure you dont ask guys for money, what about gift or recharge card

Some ladies can be stingy and selfish, they will ask you money you give them, but when its your turn to ask them for sex the dont want to cooporate, pls why?

eyeon:
Girls that love you truly hardly allows you to spend on them.
But I don't know why.

But they are rare

Hello ladies how many of you know the true source of income of your boyfriend? Or you are just asking him to give you such and such amount without minding where he gets tbe money from?

Ladies is there a joystick thats too big for you which if you see will scare you?

Phone and internet have turned alot of people to being introverts would you still be an introvert without phone/laptop and internet connection?

Guys can you marry a gallant female soldier?

Who is that nairaland girl you have been sending PM to or you have been quoting all in the name of getting her attention but never reply you?

Yeah i agreed with the OP that some people have special privileges which others dont have, but actually our over reliance on government is what is causing all this increase in unemploymeny, it doesnt mean you must start with big capital for you to succeed, start with the small amount you have, cut your unnecessary expenses, invest in any legal business, give it a year or two.

But so long as we keep deceiving ourself that because we have university degree government must provide job for us, i dont think our current situation will change any sooner

sinaj:
nods head

Shakes head, i knew you did it, but that was then before you realised it was a bad habit, right?

This questions is for the guys i guess, have you ever left your garage opened?.cos i never heard of a lady wearing trouser without zip-up, do ladies even wear trousers with zippers?

sinaj:
Lol very possible

have you done it to someone before?

ronald4lif:
But try deny a girl sex at that stage and watch her loathe you for life. They always ditch out what they can't swallow.

very true

NemzySeries:
Gals!!!!!!! jst leave dos pple alone abeg.....i bliv dey were personally invented by d devil......na so on d 27th of January I carry amsef go see 1 short tortoise Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo...na so dis gal make me go stay saloon frm 10am till 2:30pm frm dere we kon go her hauz, after all said & done I climbed her bed dis gal go lie dwn 4 ground Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo I kon join her 4 ground na so she lemme go climb bed & wen i each bed she go ground so I jst give up d chase kon nearly start to sleep & b4 i kw d karashika spirit in her came alive Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo na so she kon join me 4 bed we graduately start to play na so pr!ck stand I remove her top,singlet & bra den suck b##bz wella sotay she wan cut ma d!ck frm inside trouble na dere d show stopper spirit in her activate......suddenly she jst stop, stand up, wear anoda top & said "sorry, I can't".........kon see were ma voice change to pikin own..........datz ma worst as well as 1st n only encounter of such...honestly si wuz left worse off

yours got me laughing.
But you cant try that with them, you just cant.

Some girls are wicked, they will allow you to romance them, touch everywhere do whatever you like with your hand and mouth but at last they will deny you entry....
pls stop it, its killing us, this is what might lead to rape for those guys that dont have control.

Nowadays hardly will you hear someone say penis its mostly d***k especially by the ladies.

Destined2win:
misspresident

why?

If nairaland was an estate where people live together which nairalander would you prefer as your neighbor and why?

my neighbors would've been explorer,ladyF,introvert.

BumBae:
Not that complicated she's not interested simple

understanding that she is not interested was what made me deleted her number. But why is she calling me now?

I met a lady some weeks ago, collected her number, been calling her but she been ignoring me i asked her out she didnt even reply me, the way she was doing i understood like she was showing me that am not her type. At last she stopped answering my call. I got angry and deleted her number, today not more than two weeks, she been calling my number,i didnt pick, she sent me different text messages saying that i ignored her this and that.....

Ladies are you all like this?

hello guys i need your advise on what to do in this situation, i have a good friend and his girlfriend came to me and told me that his joystick is not working, now i dont know what to do.
Some are saying i should ask her to tell me how did she find out, before i approach my friend,but i see this as a dumb approach.
Some are saying i should just forget about the issue cos if talk to my friend, he might suspect something btw me and his girlfriend.
Some are saying i should use the situation to my advantage, though is one is also not acceptable, i dont think i can do this to my good friend.

pls whats your advice?

tubouncen:
Police is ur friend

U want corrupt d street ni bro.... Why hmm her on the street

i was not doing anything we were just having a normal conversation, they just wanted to arrest me, the worst part is they didnt allow me to talk.