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Guys and girls we all know that hardly will you find a relationship in which there is no lie, the Guy will tell his own so also the lady. But is it possible to have a relationship without lie and why do we lie in relationship?

They reveal cleavage i look, they say am a pervert.

They change clothes in front of me, i say i feel tempted, they say am a pervert.

She dance like shakira, i say i feel tempted she said am a pervert.

They talk dirty and i responded but they still say am a pervert.

Pls how can i a normal sexual behaviour?

The following things look good and enticing on other girls, but we dont want to see our sisters or wife to be doing them.

1) Tattoo: some guys like seeing tattoo on other girls,but they probabbly wouldnt want to see it on their sisters or wife to be.

2)Cleavage: more than 80% of guys like seeing girls revealing their cleavage, some will condemn it but still they will look, and they probably won't like to see their sisters,daughters,or wife to be doing it.

The list continues..... you can add:

Majikals:
Op daura, we talking Christmas n u talking nansenz,... Tribal divide is our second biggest problem ranking to corruption in Nigeria.
Happy clishmash op n my fellow nairalanders...

Keep calm bro, this is not in anyway a promotion of tribalism, you can also post your tribe so that your people could like it. peace!!!

Igbira/igala kogi and co. this is your post

Igbos, this is your post

Hausa/fulani, you can like this

Lets start with yorubas

if you are yoruba like this post.

Somebody summarize this thing for me pls

When somebody gives you money, no matter how he looks,his skin color,tribe.... you will eventually develop natural or artificial love for such person, you can fight to protect his interest and all other things..... you know what i mean.

So also caring, if you truely know what is call true caring, it also develop love in the heart of the recipient.

But which of the two develop faster?

There are different statement about how ladies feel towards the guy that disvirgin them, some say they respect them,some they fear them,some they will lover them more than anyother guy.

But lets hear from you ladies,is any of the above statements true?, if not tell us the how you truely feel.

michael142:
This is because Naija women don't take care of themselves after child birth. My ex is married, she has 4 kids now, she is 31 years and married for 6 years now. She old like old mama. Naija girls nor dey care for themselves after child birth.

Valid: I concur.

Hello guys, morning, how was your night? I would like to start with merry xmas to our Christian brothers and sisters.

I have been asking myself this question, whenever i see a marriage that lasted for more than 10 or 15 years, if you look at the husband and the wife you will se that the wife always looks older, do you have any ideas why?

Good day nice to meet u how life, hope all is fine. i know i just met u now normally am not suppose to tell you this but i have to be open up before i die in silence am joy by name am living with my sister who travelled to kano for a bussiness trip and as i chat with u now am very sick for 2 days now and i have use all the money my sister left for me to buy drugs but still the sickness is getting worst. My whole body is weak . Pls have pity me and assist me with mtn card let me use it to call my mother and my sister . So they can know my condition right now . Pls just see me as ur sister .

I received this message on whatsapp from a random number.

Although being single is not a problem to some but some guys cant do without relationship and they even categorized those saying being single is the best into two groups.

1) Some of them are still boys/girls, not matured enough to handle pressure.

2) they are afraid of responsibilities.

Do you concur?

Guys how much money do you think is decent enough for someone to generate from business before foresaking his job?

Ayt27:
Op, when a girl says there are many fishes in the ocean, she's referring to you. In short you are the king of all the fishes in the ocean.

Dumbass stupid maga.

which of the girls? be precise.

flawlesRebirth:
HAHAHAHA....OP SAID...*i cant date her cux shez a woman*...ABEG WATIN THE DAUGHTER CUN BE?...BUT UR GRAMMA WEL ABEG

Is not a matter of grammar sis, if i say woman you should understand nah

hello romancelanders i have a situation here that i need your advice, There is this woman she is very beautiful but i cannot date her because she is a (woman) and i dont know her house so am thinking of asking her if she has a daughter that resamble her so i will go for her. Do you think its a good idea/she will not be offended.?

Talk true ooo

Is it possible for guys to stop staring at boobs especially the well parked ones?

sometimes we even do it uncounsciously

If they ask you, You have Bsc many poeple out there have it so in what way do you think that you are uinque?

Race and Intelligence

The connection between race and intelligence has been a subject of debate in both popular science and academic research since the inception of IQ testing in the early 20th century. The debate concerns the interpretation of research findings that test takers identifying as "White" tend on average to score higher than test takers of African ancestry on IQ tests, and subsequent findings that test takers of East Asian background tend to score higher than whites. It is still not resolved what relation, if any, there is between group differences in IQ and race.
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They said black people have the lowest IQ in the world. And if you look at our environment, our leaders, our way of life what they said could be true.

For example, in Nigeria we have crude oil but we take it to them to refine and sell it back to us, we have tomatoes but we take it to them to put it in tin and sachet bring it back and sell it to us... the list is endless. We have the money to open factories in our country that can process all these materials but we are not doing it,even if we do maintenance is another problem, so with this, is their theory true?

LaRoyalHighness:
This is helpful to me... Thanks for sharing

you are welcome sis

9niceguy:
Nice one!
I use to knw a boy called israel, ah! That boy sturbon pass YAMAHA 125. All what you wrote there will/can not work on that boy at all. Any small thing that boy will be using his head to hit the wall until he get what he want o

Thats the fault of his parent, they should have handled it the first time he started.

Parent and teachers,especially in Africa consider beating as the best punishment for children whenever they do something wrong, which is not always the best solution.

The best thing to do when a child does something wrong is not to abuse/insult or beat him, tell him how bad that thing is, how its going to affect him and others negatively, treat him like a matured man and tell him not to repeat such act.

If its soo bad that you have to punish him then you can do it like this:

As parent:

You can send him to bed earlier than the time he usually sleep.

You can remove meat/egg from his lunch or dinner (never punish a child by refusing him food).

If they are many in the house like two or more and you are the type that usually give them stuffs, dont give him or give others double the one you gave him.

disallow him watching his favorite tv program for a day or two.

you can add more, the list continue..

As a teacher.

You can punish a child by calling him in front of the class and make him to tell other students what he did and that he regreted it, ashamed of himself and tell them not to do anything of that nature cos its bad.

You dont have to beat them, most of them dont even know what they are doing, stop spanking,slapping,beating and insulting children, you are guardian to them so try to teach them good manners.

Michellla:
i dont see them with anyone.they've not been able to move on from me

are you sure,its not the other way roud?

PrimeMinisterr:
trust Me if you know your worth, you won't give AF. besides, I doubt if any of My ex new guy , can do it better than I. (I Top the List)

DDeliverer:
i dont think any of my exes can ever meet anybody better than me....
cos there is really nobody better than me
.
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what made the two of you say that?

Hello Romancelanders, This goes to both guys and girl, how do you feel when you see your ex with a guy whos richer and more matured than you?

How do you feel when you see your ex with a girl prettier than you?

ZinoFego:
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5. Restart your system.
6. Re-run the Joomla installation again.

Morning oga, i was not using ampps but i just downloaded it and when i come to the place where you said we should change the port from 80 to 8080 i did change it but when i want to start the apache it says 'Apache port:8080 is being used by another application.I changed the port of xt181 and that of open vpn that are on my system but still if refuse to start its saying the same thing. Pls i need your help what will i do?

And pls my next question is can i build a forum website like Nairaland with only jomla?

Thanks as you help.

ZinoFego:
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In what way do you think you can tell your partner that you cheated on them and want them to forgive you, without hurting their feeling?