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Culture / Re: How Oba Of Lagos Greeted His Former Visitors (Photos) by kuchikau: 8:35pm On Apr 29, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Empowers 2200 Women In Kano With Entrepreneurial Skills (photos) by kuchikau: 8:34pm On Apr 29, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Politics / Re: Governor Impregnates A Corper; NYSC Member Serving In His State - SDK's Rumour by kuchikau: 8:34pm On Apr 29, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 Indian Government (ICCR) Scholarship For 900 African Students by kuchikau: 8:25pm On Apr 29, 2017
emmahoney:
Yes, to and fro.
tanks. But wat about visa?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Indian Government (ICCR) Scholarship For 900 African Students by kuchikau: 5:52pm On Apr 29, 2017
emmahoney:
Wow!! This thread is growing more than expected. This scholarship will be competitive this year unlike the previous year where more than 90 % of those that attended the interview at Indian Embassy, Abuja got the scholarship. Nigeria has just 20 slots among the 900 scholarships to be awarded. I believe that many people on this thread will get it.


emmahoney...
PhD applicant.
bro, does it cover airfare?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Indian Government (ICCR) Scholarship For 900 African Students by kuchikau: 5:50pm On Apr 29, 2017
Jefa4real:

It's simple,.... Apply and once you're selected ALL TGE EXPENSES ASSOCIATED WITH STUDYING IN INDIA WILL BE COVERED + MONTHLY ALLOWANCE
does it cover airfare?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Indian Government (ICCR) Scholarship For 900 African Students by kuchikau: 5:43pm On Apr 29, 2017
firstking01:
I thought you said scholarship?...all the amount you listed there who will foot them?
its a full scholarship covering air fare and others.
Educational Services / Re: Easy And Cheap Admission Into Indian University 2015/2016 by kuchikau: 12:07pm On Apr 29, 2017
iyobs7:


For now admission is on and if this admission closes, next admission date will be January 2016, that is next year.
godday bro, i undastand dat academic session starts betwen july/august. However can one arrive late, say sept/oct. Due to unforseen circumstance.
Romance / Re: What Is The Value Of A Boyfriend That Is Stingy? by kuchikau: 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2017
Dominicah:
how did you know how they behave? Obviously because you were raised by a prostitute.
get off my mention, i dont reply nor patronise prostitues.
Romance / Re: What Is The Value Of A Boyfriend That Is Stingy? by kuchikau: 3:46pm On Apr 28, 2017
Dominicah:
see this one with watery sperm, small dicck and empty pocket grin
You don't have an opinion fool.
typical of an uncultured male dependant prostitute.

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NYSC / Re: Corpers Spend Over N1500 To Amend Their Khaki In Camp by kuchikau: 11:37pm On Apr 27, 2017
GetHelpWorldwid:
Why has UNIPORT refuse to upload names of PCMs for batch A17??
hahahahaha
Celebrities / Re: Davido Replies Chiamaka Okeke, Girl Who Wants To Commit Suicide Over Him by kuchikau: 11:13pm On Apr 27, 2017
sexybbstar:
Really?....lemme go and do ma own too
She is thinking of the "Tati billion for d akant e",she has forgotten where he said "i go shuku shuku you"
sorry o! But u ugly
Romance / Re: How Can I Handle An Overdemanding Girlfriend? by kuchikau: 4:37pm On Oct 31, 2016
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by kuchikau: 4:18pm On Oct 31, 2016
abiodunalasa:
You see why Unilorin is the best University ever !
We finish our final papers in July, convocate in October and then going to service in November...

Dont be like your Parents, dont make the mistake of not sending ya Children to Unilorin by fire by force... tongue
...
I respect ur sch.
Romance / Re: Have See This Kind Of Big Boobs Before by kuchikau: 4:09pm On Oct 31, 2016
ba7man:
More dry primary school insults.....
...
Bleep off my mention. Dude!
Romance / Re: The Other Room by kuchikau: 11:52pm On Oct 30, 2016
lovelygurl:


Have u met me b4. U know my mum?

Idiot ..foolish bastard
...

Why her TOTO dey smell?
I love fvcking her but i cant stand her TOTO smell.

Why her TOTO dey smell.
Romance / Re: What a Woman Really Wants from her man by kuchikau: 11:48pm On Oct 30, 2016
foladara777:

Your kind of friends?? U mean ur gay partners right?? Since u don't see wat men like in women's body
...
So TOTO dey hungry u like this,

#God forbid#
Romance / Re: What a Woman Really Wants from her man by kuchikau: 11:41pm On Oct 30, 2016
[quote author=Toks2008 post=50640166][/quote]...

Hi bro.

Save the slap for ur father.
I bet u he will be grateful.
Romance / Re: The Other Room by kuchikau: 11:29pm On Oct 30, 2016
lovelygurl:



Now u have starated hallucinating

Who released such a bitter person from the psychiatric
...
My question remains:

why ur mother TOTO dey smell?
Romance / Re: The Other Room by kuchikau: 11:04pm On Oct 30, 2016
abhanz:



Yeah Okay sorry for saying this, that means your dad when he was still a youth foolishly went after your mother who was as 'useless' as the gals you are calling 'useless' and still married her to give birth to you right? Shouldn't you blame your dad also for foolishly running after your mums's useless body also?
...

Actually, ur dad confided in me that he was 'foolishily' chasing the 'useless' body of ur mother.
How come u knew about it?
No offense intended.
Politics / Re: Video: Fatima Buhari Weds Gimba Kumo by kuchikau: 10:38pm On Oct 30, 2016
........I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*..
Politics / Re: Video: Fatima Buhari Weds Gimba Kumo by kuchikau: 10:38pm On Oct 30, 2016
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*..

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Culture / Re: 'Manhood' Celebration In Edo, Topless Ladies Spotted At Ceremony by kuchikau: 10:35pm On Oct 30, 2016
......I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*..
Culture / Re: 'Manhood' Celebration In Edo, Topless Ladies Spotted At Ceremony by kuchikau: 10:35pm On Oct 30, 2016
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*..
Romance / Re: What a Woman Really Wants from her man by kuchikau: 10:34pm On Oct 30, 2016
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga.
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*..

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Romance / Re: What a Woman Really Wants from her man by kuchikau: 10:31pm On Oct 30, 2016
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Romance / Re: What a Woman Really Wants from her man by kuchikau: 10:31pm On Oct 30, 2016
Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Romance / Re: Have See This Kind Of Big Boobs Before by kuchikau: 10:28pm On Oct 30, 2016
ba7man:
Same old boring small boy, primary school insults...... coming from a daft child who insults all women without realizing his mother is included.


...

Licker of menstural blood spotted.
Romance / Re: The Other Room by kuchikau: 10:26pm On Oct 30, 2016
TreasuredLeidy:

OK.
plzz grow up. dis stupidity of urz will get u nowhere
...
Men dey worship u becos ur get one stinking dirty TOTO. U suddenly feel like queen elizabeth.


Useless TOTO carrier.
Romance / Re: They Met At 7. 20-Year-Old Man Weds 20-Year-Old Girlfriend (Pics) by kuchikau: 10:22pm On Oct 30, 2016
goingape1:
that dirty thing men go dey marry for!

true talk my brother!

true talk
...
My brother!

Do u no that becos of these foolish boys, these gals now feel dey are queen Elizabeth.

They feel all men should chase them becos they get TOTO.
Na so i for take slap nonsense comot from one mensturating gal face.

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