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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 2:45pm On May 16, 2017
bayonino:


I agree with you, we have set of men nowadays that think with their BALLS instead of their BRAINS, they can sleep with anything. I Believe it is high time, we started boys' empowerment program, these days men are full of shit. Trust me, a lot of foolish men here will start referring to your mother or sisters, just ignore them, we all get your point. Thumbs up!
tanks man.
Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: Bisola & Tboss Look Stunning In These Photoshoot by kuchikau: 1:43pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Crime / Re: Police In Edo Chain Man To Their Hilux, Drag Him Along The Road (Photos, Video) by kuchikau: 1:42pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Music/Radio / Re: Princess Vitarah: "I Want 20 Inches Dick" (Video) by kuchikau: 1:42pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid To Do Free Shows In Uganda. See Details by kuchikau: 1:41pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Education / Re: JAMB: Results Are Now Out For 13th Of May Candidates ( Screenshot ) by kuchikau: 1:40pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Politics / Re: FFK: If Anything Happens To Buhari, Osinbajo Will Take Over, Nothing Will Happen by kuchikau: 1:39pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Politics / Re: Babangida Sent A Bag Of Money To Buhari In 1988 - Biographer Reveals What He Did by kuchikau: 1:39pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Ugandan Minister's Speech by kuchikau: 1:38pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Marvis Rocks Fulani Attire (Photos) by kuchikau: 1:37pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Family / Re: Can Someone Who Decides To Live A Single And Childless Life Be Happy? by kuchikau: 1:36pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 1:36pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 1:33pm On May 16, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
you're very stupid. God punish you. Idiot.
Your mother must be foolish for allowing you to be this idiotic.
Mor0n
lol. Product of a failed condom.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 1:32pm On May 16, 2017
whitebeard:
it a fact that what u have said to me will also be said to u by u..!! oya go and sit down and think about US it a land of opportunity.. I think u need to go there asap..!
dnt worry, u will learn d hardway.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 1:31pm On May 16, 2017
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whitebeard:
it a fact that what u have said to me will also be said to u by u..!! oya go and sit down and think about US it a land of opportunity.. I think u need to go there asap..!
dnt worry, u will learn d hardway..
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 1:30pm On May 16, 2017
whitebeard:
it a fact that what u have said to me will also be said to u by u..!! oya go and sit down and think about US it a land of opportunity.. I think u need to go there asap..!
dnt worry, u will learn d hardway..
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 1:30pm On May 16, 2017
whitebeard:
it a fact that what u have said to me will also be said to u by u..!! oya go and sit down and think about US it a land of opportunity.. I think u need to go there asap..!
dnt worry, u will learn d hardway.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 1:28pm On May 16, 2017
cutedharmee:

wehrey ree o.MTN yaf dash you 10mb shey. Lucky u nw knw u're a product of a failed condom. Jus pray God redeem ur soul b4 it's too late for u. I knw u're hotter than fire but me ready to quench you.... tongue tongue tongue
ashawoooooooooo!
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:37pm On May 15, 2017
whitebeard:
better go and be looking for your visa to America and stop spilling nonsense.. small boi
u may not escape abacha case.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:33pm On May 15, 2017
ademola010:
I feel like swearing for you grin
fvck boy. Of a useless father
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:32pm On May 15, 2017
Radiohead6:
Bros I Hail oh grin
tanks
Celebrities / Re: "If You Like Beating Your Wife, Come Try This One"- Alibaba Dares Wife Beaters by kuchikau: 11:31pm On May 15, 2017
Dottore:

I never knew there are still guys that don't reason with their dicks. We share the same line of thoughts. I tell you most solemnly if not because of procreation and continuity of life. Well make I no talk much
tanks
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:30pm On May 15, 2017
ameezy:
Who provoke u
receive sense. IJN
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:27pm On May 15, 2017
slawomir:

my guy take it easy. I understand your frustration
maybe girls have dealt with you seriously.
remember any female child is someone sister, mother, aunty, cousin.
please take it easy. you have female relatives at home. stop using those languages. the ability to menstruate makes them unique. no man will associate himself with a woman that is unable to menstruate every month.
the problem with our Nigeria guys is that they do not carry their brain along when chasing a woman. that is why women deal with them and use them.
yes the way our Nigerian boys chase a woman is really annoying. they chase them as if their life depends on it. they behave as if they can't survive without a woman's Virginia, breast back side.
my lecturer once told me that for a man to succeed he must do away with some certain things like greed, attachment, pride, anger and the greatest of it all is lust towards the opposite sex. men who always wants to get inbetween the legs of a woman hardly succeed
the thing most guys don't understand is that they feel the body of a woman gives us that sexual urge and erection. No. it is the seminal fluid and semen that constantly flows in our epidydemis that stimulates our erection through our mind. that is why immediately after ejaculation during sex with a woman weather she is the most beautiful girl or not then the woman instantly becomes like a wood to us. we will not feel anything again until after a couple of seconds or minutes when the little seminal fluid, semen and sperm are restored back then our mind will start all over again. the semen will stimulates our body and our mind will respond
so the liquid in our body called semen, seminal fluid and sperm including our mind gives us erection and pleasure not because of the breast or woman vaginal.
so it is possible for a man to stay without sex than for a woman to stay. and moreover women need and enjoy sex than men. but because they know how to suppress their urge and mind it now make it look as if men are the ones that need sex.
try to pick your ear with a broom. then tell me who enjoy the sweet sensation. your ear or the broom. definitely it is the ear
exactly how the vagina and the penis behave. the vagina is like the ear and the penis is like the broom. so during sex the penis(broom) is inserted into the vagina(ear) and this gives the vagina(ear) a sweet sensation!

correct bro. But never use d word fustration on me again.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:22pm On May 15, 2017
whitebeard:
we u keep quiet
product of an adulterated family.
Romance / Re: What's The Option? by kuchikau: 11:20pm On May 15, 2017
CplusJason:
For the love of God, who's this clown? grin
d clown slept with ur mother, 9months later u emerge.
Politics / Re: 30 Private Jets At Babangida's Daughter's Wedding: Nigerians React by kuchikau: 11:19pm On May 15, 2017
hardbody:



So oo?

We can't all be g.ay like you na


We like them like that. Follow your men friends, we are not stopping you.
u will learn d hardway.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:18pm On May 15, 2017
Icosahedron:


Bro, can I have some of the stuffs you smoke?
ur father have a barn full of it.
Romance / Re: At What Age Did You Loose Your Virginity And Do You Regret It... by kuchikau: 11:16pm On May 15, 2017
Erums:



Guy i can see ure trying to pass a message.. Bt uve not made complete sense...
complete or not, stay away frm girls. Go check history.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:14pm On May 15, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
Guy I get girlfriend and I usually suck her pussy. I'm I safe?
ask ur mother.
Celebrities / Re: "If You Like Beating Your Wife, Come Try This One"- Alibaba Dares Wife Beaters by kuchikau: 11:13pm On May 15, 2017
babasolution:



correct guy,i dnt know when men would learn,especially these nairaland guys,they are pussies,there nothing special about women,men are just being indoctrinated to pedestalize women
i pray dey learn not d hardway. Correct bro.
Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 11:09pm On May 15, 2017
cutedharmee:

Same way your father followed your mother like sheep with no direction. And ur mama wets her dirty smelly pants yet ur fada behave like an idiot before her that makes u urself a cursed child and a gay in d making....***OMO ALE JATIJATI***
fvck off my mention, u product of a failed condom.

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