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Romance / Re: Abuja Runs Girl Slept With A Politician And Found Worms In Her Private Part by kuderrich: 7:58am On May 01, 2015
blym:
Nigerian politicians are so heartless, killing,looting, are dere order(s) of d day, nw they've resulted to this,, & they all have children . . By God's grace em gonna reap d seed there sowing. . Lesson to ladies xpecially students, be contented wit wat u've or given at home. . Cut ur cloth according to ur cloth.
na wetin she dey find she see ohh, must she f*••k every politician on d street because of money? Am sure there will b young hustling guys looking for her buh she wan catch better fish.
Politics / Re: APC Will Know I’m An Attack Dog –adamu Mu’azu by kuderrich: 8:54pm On Apr 24, 2015
politricks:
Muazu- Attack dog
FFK- Attack bird
Fayose- Attack thug
Reuben- Attack sheep
Okupe- Attack ba.stard
Orubebe- Attack id.iot
And all these people are someone's dad oh.

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Politics / Re: “Fayose Has Not Paid Us Since September Yet You Are Fighting For Him” – Workers by kuderrich: 12:22pm On Apr 24, 2015
Lie lie, Fayose is not owing. Maybe u're meant to say Aregbesola, cos he's d one who has not pay his workers salary since September.
Romance / Re: Groom Attempt Suicide At Wedding After Seeing Ugly Bride by kuderrich: 2:11pm On Apr 21, 2015
computerboy:
Say no to ugly girls, protect the future generations.
Imagine giving birth to a baby like. .....
lolz
Politics / Jonathan Appoints Solomon Arase To Replace IGP Suleiman Abba by kuderrich: 1:38pm On Apr 21, 2015
President Jonathan sacks IGP Suleiman Abba, appoints DIG Solomon Arase as Acting IGP with immediate effect, according to a tweet by Dr. Reuben Abati, the spokesperson of the president.

IGP Suleiman Abba, NPM, NPOM, mni was the 17th Indigenous Inspector-General of Police and was appointed by President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR. He formally took over on August 1, 2014 formally from former Police boss, IGP MD Abubakar (Rtd) who had successfully piloted the affairs of the Force from 25th January, 2012 when he was appointed to July 31, 2014, having completed 35 years of service.
Abba Suleiman hails from Gwaram Local Government Area of Jigawa State holds degrees in History and Law and has attended several management and security courses within and outside Nigeria. He is an alumnus of the National Institute of Policy and Strategic Studies, Kuru, Jos.
He is known for his vast experience in criminal investigation, intelligence-led policing and crime-fighting operations.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/jonathan-sacks-igp-suleiman-abba-appoints-dig-solomon-arase/#sthash.C72VZWP1.dpuf
Romance / Re: Groom Attempt Suicide At Wedding After Seeing Ugly Bride by kuderrich: 7:36am On Apr 18, 2015
adebayour26:
That guy Bleep up, is he being forced ti marry?

Being the man, he could av arranged things well for himself.
his parent arranged d bride for him. I can't imagine dis kinda thing still happen
Romance / Groom Attempt Suicide At Wedding After Seeing Ugly Bride by kuderrich: 7:29am On Apr 18, 2015
A young groom from China’s Hubei province was so disappointed after seeing his bride for the first time that he actually tried to kill himself during their wedding.
The 33-year-old Kang Hu was set to marry 30-year-old Na Sung, a woman chosen by his parent who he had never even seen before when things went awry. After laying eyes on her for the first time at the ceremony, Kang found she did not meet his high standards. He stunned everyone by telling Na Sung that he found her ‘ugly’ and that she would be ‘bad for his image’. Hu walked out on the ceremony and jumped into a nearby river.
“It was a very awkward moment for everyone,” said Chan Wang, a guest at the wedding. “The bride was devastated, her family was furious, his family was furious, and we his friends were embarrassed. Kang has very exact tastes and had been forced into this marriage,” he added.
Both families, according to mirror.co.uk, spent several hours searching for the groom, before spotting him wandering along a nearby river bank. Before they could approach him for an explanation and an apology to the bride, he threw himself into the water.
After regaining consciousness, Kang eventually explained his behaviour: “I feel bad about what happened but when I saw her she wasn’t what I had expected and I realised she would be bad for my image. My parents had arranged this and I couldn’t see any way out apart from suicide.

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Politics / Re: Why I Conceded Defeat To Buhari – Jonathan by kuderrich: 6:43pm On Apr 17, 2015
doctokwus:
Deceive those u can but not me.
U are nurturing democracy but used d military to rig in ekiti governor,Fayose.
-U are nurturing democracy but used wike and your wife to scuttle free/fair elections in Rivers; delta,Akwa Ibom and any place u could find thugs and d military willing to do your bidding.
U are nurturing democracy but tried all u cud using cronies to scuttle d card reader.
Discerning minds know your game and its this simple:for people to have a soft spot for you when your atrocities and your brazen rape of Nigeria starts being revealed when you leave office.
point of correction, nobody rigged any election in Ekiti, so u're saying he rigged 16-0,16-0 and 26-0? Why is it difficult for u guys to realized Ekiti people are tired of APC and their lies, we've tasted it for 4yrs and we've realized Hw bitter and fraudulent it was. GEJ is a true democrat. Either u take it or leave it he will always b respected for his heroism.

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Politics / Breaking New!!! Epidemic Outbreak In Ondo State by kuderrich: 11:38pm On Apr 15, 2015
ODE IRELE in Ondo state Under heavy Attack as UN, W.H.O, and others are on their way to rescue survivors.

SYMPTOMS are Instant blindness, chronic thirst, paralysis and then drop dead.
Over twenty people have died, while several are in critical condition.






Source: mojidelano.com
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Letter On Constitution Amendment Shocks Senate by kuderrich: 11:06pm On Apr 15, 2015
PPAngel:

Watch and see if the newly constituted Senate under the APC will resend the ammendment to Buhari.

If they do which is highly unlikely let's wait and see if Buhari will sign it.

The hypocrisy of the janjawiid crowd is legendary.

God protect us from their foolishness.
amen

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Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Letter On Constitution Amendment Shocks Senate by kuderrich: 10:45pm On Apr 15, 2015
EdCure:
Does Gej still think those executive powers are meant for him to use? No doubt the clueless one was instructed by his "advisers" against signing it because it was a ploy by the opposition to reduce his presidential powers and "sabotage" his government grin grin

They should send it back to him the next time he gets drunk. grin

Meanwhile, someone please remind him that Nigerians won't require his catastrophic signature on such sensitive documents after May 29th.
ohhhh! You think GEJ will av problem nt signing it? Are u forgetting dat either he likes it or not he only has abt 2 more months to spend in office. He could av use this avenue to create problem for d incoming president Buh he didn't want to do dat yet u guyz think he's making a wrong move.

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Politics / Re: The International Media On Buhari’s Certificate Saga, Lessons To The Our Media by kuderrich: 9:09am On Mar 01, 2015
I still dnt understand hw some people think. We can not be fooled or cajoled into supporting someone u and I knw is nt fit, a man who doesn't knw d full meaning of his own political party,inec and forgot d name of his running mate. If they knw he's d best, why did they refuse to support him in wen he was in ANPP/CPC, is it jst nw they realise he's d best? Wise up guys................

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Religion / Re: Why I Will Never Forgive My Parents by kuderrich: 8:13am On Feb 15, 2015
zeb04:
When you know your purpose in life,you would be glad you alive.

I really want to live because I know my purpose in life.
You think we(I) don't have challanges....we /i do but I've got my eyes on a picture of me in 60 yrs time. I am excited about living.

I am so excited that if I die now,I would have to come back.the grave will have to give me up.
lol
Politics / Re: Who Is The Best President Nigeria Has Ever Had? by kuderrich: 10:46pm On Feb 14, 2015
harde2lah:
We also have to consider the resources at their disposal if we are to decide without sentiments. The price of oil was the highest during gejs regime and I can't seem to find any massive infrastructure. IMO, I think all our past leaders including the current one are mediocres. But I will still give it to one of our past leaders. make i do my research first.
if u're considering resources u mst also consider population too. U can't compare nigeria of 50M to over 150M
Romance / Re: What Do You Love Most About The Person You Love? by kuderrich: 9:29pm On Feb 02, 2015
dejt4u:
God forbid.. her heart is soft and tender... FYI, we are walking down d aisle soon God's willing..

We've dated for 14months (1year 2months old relationship)..

Bonus point: she has a very good family..

Her name Ab*d**i
ehn ehn......I see u flaunting ur babe on Nl for d 1st time. Nice one sha .
Romance / Re: What Do You Love Most About The Person You Love? by kuderrich: 4:01pm On Feb 02, 2015
dejt4u:
Her large and kind heart, enduring spirit, praying tongue, a well-reasoning brain... Infact, she's my world..
I call her beauty nd brain
hmmm, I see u oh. U said same b4 u left her.
Religion / Re: The Issue Of Witches/wizards/and Emere That You Did Not Know About by kuderrich: 3:45pm On Dec 14, 2014
zeb04:
Psalm 91-9.I have made the lord my defender,the most high my protector so no disaster wil come near me.

When the enemy comes in like a flood(physically, mentally in what ever form)the lord will raise a standard against them

Am working in powers
Am working in miracles
I live a life of favour
I know who I am.
halleluyah some1 is changing
Politics / Re: APC,PDP National Assembly primaries results by kuderrich: 7:57am On Dec 08, 2014
dejt4u:
where is Osun State pls
Apc no do primary for osun nah, abi u see anything?
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Contents Of The Russian Plane Impounded At Kano Airport by kuderrich: 2:19pm On Dec 07, 2014
laimo:
And Jonathan is smiling at the Chad president,meeting and doing oil business with him,selling Chad basin oil to his co-sponsors of boko haram.
on issues like dis, d president will need to be very meticulous and diplomatic in his dealing, as it delicate and cud lead to bilateral brkdwn. Nobody knws wat president jonathan and his chad counterpart discussed in their meetings so we shud nt jst assume. I bliv by d time they unravel d misery bhind all dis many nigeria will be amazed.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Contents Of The Russian Plane Impounded At Kano Airport by kuderrich: 2:00pm On Dec 07, 2014
olas24u:



LIES AND LIES GETTING PEOPLE CONFUSED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN,mention 3 Russian oil companies that have operations in Africa.
you're d one confusing ursef, I neva said russia company is tapping our oil. I said they're supplying chad wit arm who has a boundary wit us and av their own share of d oil buh nt satisfy wit theirs alone buh wnt to enter our territory. They are using boko haram as a distraction for our govt.
Politics / Re: What Do You Understand By Stealing Is Not Corruption? by kuderrich: 9:27am On Dec 07, 2014
noblezone:
I will give you an example.

A committee was raised to assist people displaced by Boko Haram.
N50 million was voted for that purpose.

Stealing:
All the monies were shared appropriately and food stuffs purchased. One of the committee members given 1000 bags of rice for a particular groups of the people. He stole 100 bags and and sent only 900 bags. that is stealing. It has nothing to do with government or the committee. It will be wrong to accuse the government or the committee of corruption. If that man is caught, he is on his own.


Corruption:
The committee members would agree to share some of the money among themselves. They would buy 200 bags of rice and record 2000 and then share the money.
Here you can accuse the committee of corruption.

Stealing is an individual being greedy.
Corruption is a collective greed of the people working together.

He was saying if somebody working for the government stole, it is not enough to conclude the government is corrupt.
You have people working in banks that steal. That a staff of a bank stole does not mean the bank is corrupt.
Bank becomes corrupt when all the workers work together consciously to cheat their customers.

I blame Mr. President though for using such words to communicate to a people who are already closed minded.
He should have know that Nigeria is a jungle where survival of the most brutal is the only law.
nice one bro
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Contents Of The Russian Plane Impounded At Kano Airport by kuderrich: 8:05am On Dec 07, 2014
The truth is dat Russia is supplying arms to chad who is in turn supplying boko haram jst cos of d newly discovered oil is lake chad near borno. Until we realize we're fighting chad we mayb nt overcome dis insurgency .

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Man Who Offered Himself 2 Be Swallowed Alive By Anaconda And Came Out Alive by kuderrich: 7:55am On Dec 07, 2014
zeb04:
I don't believe these story.

According to the documentary I watched when an anaconda wraps the human body,it is equivalent to a trailer filled with sand matching on you nd if that's the case the man should have been long gone even before the anaconda swallowed him.
you are right, anaconda doesn't jst swallow. It will first stretched its prey by wrapping it.
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kuderrich: 7:06pm On Dec 06, 2014
dejt4u:
Hearing the rumour that there wil be no batch A 2015 'cos of election nd other factors.. Hw true is this?? Can you pls confirm this?

Going by the conventional method, batch A NYSC time table is supposed to hv bin released since sept/october so dat foreign student can register and the registration exercise is supposed to start by first/second wk of december ahead of march orientation.. but that is nt happening this time around.. NYSC shld say something pleeeaaaseeee.. *time is going*

OAU has already wasted much of mai time..mak NYSC no start theirs
make den no try non-sense oh. Buh if it's cos of d election, I think dey may av a point oh
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by kuderrich: 8:30pm On Dec 05, 2014
pweetixandy:
buhahahahaha..pls dnt quote me again..loser
do u knw a loser if u see one? Ode ni eh.
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by kuderrich: 4:00pm On Dec 05, 2014
pweetixandy:
lol..nawa for nairalanders shaa..my brother,pls go and eat,I know u dnt have money but pls,find 5naira biscuit chop. hunger is bad :-$
kilo sele yi, u sef like gud tin, u quickly dey clinch ursef wit better babe. Mtcheeew

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Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by kuderrich: 3:37pm On Dec 05, 2014
pweetixandy:
I swear when I saw ur pix,thought it was me o! Weird but I think we look alike,somehow. U are fine,expect PMs like cray!
u wan dey give ursef hope abi, pack well jor
Education / Re: Nairaland Jamb Tutorial Centre {chemistry Thread} by kuderrich: 11:02am On Dec 05, 2014
It feels good being back to class, so sorry i was unable to update yesterday, was kinda busy.

ATOMS, MOLES, FORMULAE AND. EQUATIONS.

Matter is made up of discrete particles, the main ones being atoms, molecule and ions.

ATOMS
The word atom was first used by ancient greek which means indivisible, to describe the smallest particle of any substance. It actual existence was not established until the 19th century when an English chemist (John Dalton) put forward a theory to describe the nature of atom. Atom is now considered the basic unit of simple substances or element.
What is an atom? An atom is the smallest indivisible particle of an element which can part in a chemical reaction or a smallest part of an element that can ever exist and still possess the chemical properties of that element.

MOLECULE
Most atoms cannot exist alone. They generally bond with other atoms to form molecules. Molecules may be made-up of atoms of the same element or of different elements. The number of atoms in each molecule of an element is called ATOMICITY. The number atoms in the molecule of a compound may be small or large.
What is a molecule? A molecule is the smallest particle of a substance that can normally exist alone and still retain the chemical properties of that substance, be it an element or a compound.

IONS
Some substance are not built up of atoms or molecules, but are made up of charged particles called ions. There are two types of ions; the positively charged ions or CATIONS and the negatively charged ions or ANIONS. An ionic substance has the same number positive and negative ions, so that it is electrically neutral.
What is an ion? An ion is any atom or group of atoms which possesses an electric charge.

DALTON’S ATOMIC THEORY
In 1808, John Dalton proposed the atomic theory which can be summarised as follows:
(1) All elements are made up of small, indivisible particle called atoms.
(2) Atoms can neither be created nor destroyed.
(3) Atoms of the same element are alike in every aspect, and differ from atoms of all other elements.
(4) When atoms combine with other atoms, they do so in simple ratios.
(5) All chemical changes result from the combination or the separation of atoms.
The atomic theory was partially supported by experimental evidences deduced from the law of conservation of mass, the law of definite proportions etc it could not explain electrolysis and certain other phenomena. As a result of new discovery Dalton’s original atomic theory has undergone several modifications but the principal aspects as outlined above are still useful in the study chemistry.
You must have been familiar with some elements and their symbols, so we’ll have to jump it and move to some other aspects.

RELATIVE ATOMIC MASS
Early scientist expressed the mass of atoms as a ratio by comparing the mass of one atom of any element with the mass of hydrogen atom, the lightest known atom. The relative atomic mass carries no units. It’s only a ratio.
Relative atomic mass, A of an element is the number of times the average mass of one atom of that element is heavier than one twelfth the mass of one atom of carbon-12

RELATIVE MOLECULAR MASS
Every molecule must have a mass or molecular mass, since it composed of atoms the mass of molecule is very small; it is also expressed as a ratio of the carbon-12.
The relative molecular mass, M of an element or a compound is the number of times the average mass of one molecule of it is heavier than one-twelfth the mass of one atom of carbon-12. N:B the relative molecular mass, M of an element or compound is the sum of the relative atomic masses of all the atoms in one molecule of that substance.
Example: calculate the relative molecular mass of sodium trioxocarbonate (IV) Na2CO3. (Na = 23, C = 12, O = 16).
Solution: one molecule of Na2CO3 has 2Na, 1C and 3O atoms
= 2 x At of Na + 1 x At of C + 3 x At of O
= (2 x 23 + 1x 12 + 3 x 16)
= 46 + 12 + 48
=106.
Education / Re: Nairaland Jamb Tutorial Centre {chemistry Thread} by kuderrich: 11:26pm On Dec 02, 2014
Pls submit your answers to the class work on or b4 11am tomorrow. Thankz

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