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Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

i can relate 100%. omo gee dat thing no be here ooo. same thing na him sup with guy oo i no fit even stand up from bed were i sedaun. i swear stars be d only thin i just dey see, babaa my eyes blank,kai colorado no be weed aswear.

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AgentNairaland:
Good News..

They Should Re-Test Bubu Mr "Covik One Nine Birus" Again And Again

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anybody that is wishing another mans dead is obviously a dumbhead.

Enculer2:
These re the people that the afonja Muslims and the northern cows worship?

so ur FADA nd forefadas hav been worshipping the people of jerusalem

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hmm very funny i can remember vividly hw in my great nd hungry search for job i came across a number on a wall in the street behind our street dat goes like DAY ND PART TIME JOB OPPORTUNITY call this number,so as a sharp guy i quickly copied they number nd then i no even get card for phone na so i use my momsy money wey she give me say make i do transport ho wan of har friends collect some kind asheobe for they friends doughter wedding.fast forward i us am call the number. naso wan man pick...hello mr. i answer nd greet the man he then ask me say were i get the number na him i tell am hw nd where ..say i collect the number for wall say i dey look for job.after som kind talk the msn later ask me say were i dey i tell the name of my area wey be u/dosa for kaduna nd dat am ready for the day job he answer okay nd cut the call.after sumkin minute he call me back nd was like the area wey i dey is very far from where he is nw nd that the recruitment is goin to happen tomorrow at another place.(note the place he call fit be like from kaduna to zaria) that i can go there or wait till nxt 2weeks for the nxt recruitment which is surely happening in my area. as broke as i was then I waited,so as i they wait this man call say make i send my credentials through text massage. na so i go find credit put for my phone texam.the day came they never call but they text venue...na so i prepare early momo dress up put sum kin perfume begin chop road i reach venue na so begin see people like say na fedaral government job recruitment
i later find out that it was N power screening..so after much much much waiting after all those N power screening don finish this people show up .so the venue was a popular boys sec. school so they tell us to enter one class as we no meny just like seven of us dat were waiting plus the ones dey show up with like ten people. so this peaple begin lecture us oo. abt hw awolowo make money nd is still making money uptill now without even touching a pen how if you r informed u will make it hw information is the era that we are nw after the agricultural nd the industrial revolution. hw job is a waste of time that if one is well informed they might get triple of wat a working person might get that JOB it self is an abbreviation of journey over borrowing...cool ryt yea everything was cool at this stage untill a man said so be capon came up and begin singing a song nf were following dat is answering, ah ah song became deep oo i was nt even understand it then started occuring to me that we are praising some one dat they knw bt we didn't so i look to my right nd discover dat all of us that were there waiting for them,the seven of us were just miming the song while all the people at the left were the poeple they were together with nd seem like they all knw wat they r doin then say to myself they did not even tell us the job we r doin for them dat was when i knw that this "day job" might not take me to a good place i immediately ask to excuse myself i then went out then this guy that we were waiting together was also outside nd was like i no the understand this people oo me ma i say YES NW!!! Sharp sharp i went bck took the envalope i use for my credentials nd chop road without even looking bck....i went to i kept quiet for good two days before i tell momsy...naso she begin the para ssy make i no go kill myself oo in the name of job hunt...it was fun sha i meet people we gisted i even make a friend.

make i see weting dem go say

CaptainMeks:
Can someone tell me what this Buba Galadima is smoking or sniffing because this guy is not normal at all

I swear the ebo wey this man the sniff high na from psychiatric dem they harvest am.

electroTech:
Before you had the Quran or the Bible in booklet form, it first exists in electronic form(electric signals represented in ones and zeros). Then it was printed using paper material and ink material before being binded as a book. It went through all the processes every other books go through before they exists in printed form.

What this means is that we could equally use the computer, printer, paper, ink, and whatever material used to produce the Bible or Quran to equally produce other books. Why then should a logical person be disturbed if either a Quran or Bible is destroyed? - just mere writings brought together by men using technology.

Ok, what if we had destroyed these materials just before we click the print button on the computer to print the Quran or Bible? What will you say then?

Why don't we raise eyebrows when a Quran or Bible app installed on the phone is deleted or uninstalled? It is logically the same thing but we have failed to use our brain.

Life isn't as complicated as we have made it seem. Please don't allow religion blind your common sense and ability to think logically.

sheybe na logic u go carry enter heaven.....hmm am a muslim i hav no insult on har,just dat i will like har to take the challage so that she nd other will come to realize the true powee of Allah (S.A).

darfay:
See him face sef, if I was a lady and this kind of fela asked me out and talk more of marriage proposal na to go for deliverance because dem must be something from their fathers house that hates dem so much as to attract this kinda fella


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