Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

i can relate 100%. omo gee dat thing no be here ooo. same thing na him sup with guy oo i no fit even stand up from bed were i sedaun. i swear stars be d only thin i just dey see, babaa my eyes blank,kai colorado no be weed aswear.

dannyrhymes600:

dude my story is 100% real
you'll surely decline if weed sends you on an errand if you didn't consume too much

Eating it has more impact than smoking it....
Let's say you smoke #100 and someone else ate #100
The person that eats #100 would be high for a longer period And it would request water the more you drink the more the high.....
Ive smoked lots of shits and have taken lots of drugs
Weed send you like 5 message and you ignore all just surprise me

Guy's weed tends to stay in your whole system and can high you for like a whole day if you Cook, or use it to do canabutter
another style you should also try if you dont want to smoke but want the weed to high you for a longer time is buying a good weed,getting a handy crushing equipment crush the weed into a powder form then get a chilled yoghurt
Pour the weed in the yoghurt and shake if you're a weed chimney and mad stoner like me
Leave am overnight
The trip's no be here
And don't forget to get a dark shades rayban glasses preferably because your eyes go dimm
Do that and quote me after
But if you're a starter in smoking weed take it gently no rush am before your brain go knock

Slimranky:
Guy's weed tends to stay in your whole system and can high you for like a whole day if you Cook, or use it to do canabutter
another style you should also try if you dont want to smoke but want the weed to high you for a longer time is buying a good weed,getting a handy crushing equipment crush the weed into a powder form then get a chilled yoghurt
Pour the weed in the yoghurt and shake if you're a weed chimney and mad stoner like me
Leave am overnight
The trip's no be here
And don't forget to get a dark shades rayban glasses preferably because your eyes go dimm
Do that and quote me after
But if you're a starter in smoking weed take it gently no rush am before your brain go knock

why did you use jhus

Nigg3369:
why did you use jhus

Na my gee
Love his sounds

dannyrhymes600:
In the year 2017, I told a guy to help me buy weed so I can dry it and mix it with my hair cream for sheen and growth. he brought it in the night and I kept it till the next day then I sun dried it and squeezed it till it was in powder form, then this curiosity of how I will behave if I'm high on weed just came upon me, so I called my younger brother to come have a pinch with me, he told me not to try it because he knows I'm allergic to some drugs ( malaria drugs and the likes). But I insisted, so he took a pinch with me and we just laughed and said to ourselves " nothing go happen jare". he went out to meet some of his guys while I stayed home alone because my crush promised to come over. maybe after an hour or so (because I lost track of time), she came and sat close to me, I just kept smiling and didn't say a word, she was smiling too and was laying down a seductive body language which I didn't respond too because she looked like she was wearing an ape mask. she got comfortable to the extent that she ran her hands through my laps but I wasn't feeling it at all, I was sky high. she got angry and left, I escorted her outside, that was when the problem started. as she was going i just stood back and watch her, it was as if she became an ant, she was very small in my eyes, it was that time I realized the weed had started working. I struggled to get back inside and went back to my room. I locked the door and opened it again, I did that for like 5 times and I stopped. then a voice whispered to me * go dance nau * but I declined. the voice came again and said I should pull out the burglary proof of my window I still declined. my younger brother came back home but he wasn't affected at all. the same voice told me to start crying but I declined. I was served garri by my brother, I rushed it like a rabbid werewolf then slept. I woke up and something changed in my life. since that day my ear started working more than it should, I could hear people talking clearly from meters away.




second experience
2019 November
I got weed from my home town when we went for my grandma's burial.south south weed.
i left it in my bag in school, 2nd semester exam started, and there was this particular course I haven't read at all. on the night before the course I remembered watching a video online that said weed helps to remember things. quickly I went to my bag and brought out the weed, I took a pinch, this time smaller than the first one in 2017. my reading mate was aware I took the weed, he wanted to take it too but I didn't give him because if both of us become high who will help who?. we got to our reading site, we were playing music and reading, I finished the handout in no time and slept off only to be woken by the feeling of laughter. that same voice I heard in 2017 came again and told me welcome, it then told me to begin to laugh, but I declined. it came again and told me to shout and sing the burna boy's song we were listening to, but I declined. I quickly told my friend that I'm feeling high, he should take me home, but he didn't respond because he hasn't read enough, my breathing changed and I stood up and started walking home, he quickly followed me but he couldn't keep up because I was too fast. we got home and I took my bath but it was still as if I'm have 1000 people talking in my head at once. the next morning I got up and was ready to go to the exam hall when my friend told me the time was just 6am and exam is 10am. later we got to the exam hall and I was just laughing at the questions because they were too easy, I finished first and forgot my writing materials there. the result came out and I scored 99/100.
my second experience also changed something in me. since that day even if I'm asleep I can feel it if someone is around me, and I will be able to tell if they are male or female. that is the last time I touched or saw weed, and I plan to stay that way.

have you ever had a weed experience?
come in and share with us lets laugh at ourselves.

no lies please

It is true that you kinda have a deeper understanding of things when you are high, but when I first started I needed to read the text twice always pondering it's meaning deeply and simultaneously forgetting it as well, So I took longer to read a piece of text that would normally take me less time. What I love the most is just the memory booster! You know? Like you can remember every bit of your past~~

Omo this thread funny die. Can't stop laughing.

allytinted:
Omo this thread funny die. Can't stop laughing.

I swear.

Lalasticlala please let us laugh a little on FP

davillian:

Eating it has more impact than smoking it....
Let's say you smoke #100 and someone else ate #100
The person that eats #100 would be high for a longer period And it would request water the more you drink the more the high.....
Ive smoked lots of shits and have taken lots of drugs
Weed send you like 5 message and you ignore all just surprise me

it happens bro
believe it

Been seeing a lot of odd stories here. Did you guys smoke one full bowl the first time you smoked? Anyway, my first experience was in 2008 I think 300l or so. I took less than one tie. It felt good and I remeber I kept checking to ensure my room door was locked. My roommates were just laughing. But it felt really good.

However, the most memorable experience I've had with weed was in 2009 Easter break, me and my guys traveled to Asaba to for the holiday, on one particular day, we smoked from 7am till 5pm, no jokes.... E no get life story wey we nor talk that day, there was literally no secret between the 4 of us after that day....

Afterwards, we go Orchid hotel for munchies... Good times sha.

Apart from weed, I've not taken any other drug, I don't even smoke cigarette cuz I hate the smell. Anyway, I've not seen anyone that went mad from weed sha, 100% of the time they added something else to make it potent.

P.S. Now I'm married with a kid on the way so no more smoking unless I go for conference and meet my former classmates and close friends. We must light one for the road...

I'm on herb right now. About to mix some fire beats.

Mhizterpaul:


It is true that you kinda have a deeper understanding of things when you are high, but when I first started I needed to read the text twice always pondering it's meaning deeply and simultaneously forgetting it as well, So I took longer to read a piece of text that would normally take me less time. What I love the most is just the memory booster! You know? Like you can remember every bit of your past~~

I can't read with weed. Can read one line 7 times and still not understand it, if you finally understand it and move to the next line you'll forget the previous line and then the cycle begins again.

I love you Mary Jane

Alexa abeg repeat me wiz khalifa. Still blazing

dannyrhymes600:
In the year 2017, I told a guy to help me buy weed so I can dry it and mix it with my hair cream for sheen and growth. he brought it in the night and I kept it till the next day then I sun dried it and squeezed it till it was in powder form, then this curiosity of how I will behave if I'm high on weed just came upon me, so I called my younger brother to come have a pinch with me, he told me not to try it because he knows I'm allergic to some drugs ( malaria drugs and the likes). But I insisted, so he took a pinch with me and we just laughed and said to ourselves " nothing go happen jare". he went out to meet some of his guys while I stayed home alone because my crush promised to come over. maybe after an hour or so (because I lost track of time), she came and sat close to me, I just kept smiling and didn't say a word, she was smiling too and was laying down a seductive body language which I didn't respond too because she looked like she was wearing an ape mask. she got comfortable to the extent that she ran her hands through my laps but I wasn't feeling it at all, I was sky high. she got angry and left, I escorted her outside, that was when the problem started. as she was going i just stood back and watch her, it was as if she became an ant, she was very small in my eyes, it was that time I realized the weed had started working. I struggled to get back inside and went back to my room. I locked the door and opened it again, I did that for like 5 times and I stopped. then a voice whispered to me * go dance nau * but I declined. the voice came again and said I should pull out the burglary proof of my window I still declined. my younger brother came back home but he wasn't affected at all. the same voice told me to start crying but I declined. I was served garri by my brother, I rushed it like a rabbid werewolf then slept. I woke up and something changed in my life. since that day my ear started working more than it should, I could hear people talking clearly from meters away.




second experience
2019 November
I got weed from my home town when we went for my grandma's burial.south south weed.
i left it in my bag in school, 2nd semester exam started, and there was this particular course I haven't read at all. on the night before the course I remembered watching a video online that said weed helps to remember things. quickly I went to my bag and brought out the weed, I took a pinch, this time smaller than the first one in 2017. my reading mate was aware I took the weed, he wanted to take it too but I didn't give him because if both of us become high who will help who?. we got to our reading site, we were playing music and reading, I finished the handout in no time and slept off only to be woken by the feeling of laughter. that same voice I heard in 2017 came again and told me welcome, it then told me to begin to laugh, but I declined. it came again and told me to shout and sing the burna boy's song we were listening to, but I declined. I quickly told my friend that I'm feeling high, he should take me home, but he didn't respond because he hasn't read enough, my breathing changed and I stood up and started walking home, he quickly followed me but he couldn't keep up because I was too fast. we got home and I took my bath but it was still as if I'm have 1000 people talking in my head at once. the next morning I got up and was ready to go to the exam hall when my friend told me the time was just 6am and exam is 10am. later we got to the exam hall and I was just laughing at the questions because they were too easy, I finished first and forgot my writing materials there. the result came out and I scored 99/100.
my second experience also changed something in me. since that day even if I'm asleep I can feel it if someone is around me, and I will be able to tell if they are male or female. that is the last time I touched or saw weed, and I plan to stay that way.

have you ever had a weed experience?
come in and share with us lets laugh at ourselves.

no lies please

then why did you stop smoking weed? It unlocks something special about you......I don't think it's smart for you to stop

B055:
then why did you stop smoking weed? It unlocks something special about you......I don't think it's smart for you to stop

Some body systems are not compatible with somethings jare

Lumcy25:


I swear na long story

i enjoy the long Story sha

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

I no get plans of testing Colorado

dannyrhymes600:


Some body systems are not compatible with somethings jare

true .... but I can't leave weed man

B055:
true .... but I can't leave weed man

Keep puffing bro
Jah bless

dannyrhymes600:

Keep puffing bro
Jah bless

you too bruh

Finstar:
My first time was exciting, cause it opened my senses and exposed me to lots of hidden things. I felt like a god, watching everything at once and being aware of everything. It was crazy.

If I lay on my bed, it feels as if I'm soaring round the universe.

People say that when they are high, time goes very fast. But that's not my case. Time goes very very slow. I become more observant, aware, I live in the MOMENT.

I could feel electricity flow through my body. It's as it there is a power in me that weed activates lol. Like a super power.

Also, I tend to observe my thoughts more. Watch how they come and go, and how easily a thought can dominate my mind.

The worst feeling is gradually coming back from this beautiful alternate existence.

Years ago, I vowed never to try weed. My first experienced made me open and I researched this plant. Then I learnt that this natural plant is a gift to man. Without weed, your life is incomplete.

Weed is proof that there is more to this 3D dimension. That there is more to this life. For once, research about the tremendous health benefits of weed, you'll be stunned.

Lots of countries are rapidly legalizing the recreational use of weed. What I'll never try is cigarette, that one kills.

I'm gonna enjoy some this night.

I think you are talking about me here when am high I read people's mind and am observant of everything....