Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,156,231 members, 7,829,411 topics. Date: Thursday, 16 May 2024 at 06:23 AM

Kukutenla's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Kukutenla's Profile / Kukutenla's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (of 153 pages)

Politics / Re: "Speak Up For Tinubu Or Resign": Matawalle To Northern Appointees, Baba-Ahmed by Kukutenla: 1:23pm On Apr 15
This guy needs to face his job as a minister instead of asslicking

I don't think the portfolio of minister for defence also includes being a political hatchetman or spokesman. He should show the north the strides the administration has made in battling the myriads of insecurity bedeviling the north.

I think his brinkmanship is a facade to mask his incompetence and redundancy. If he's doing his job well, I doubt if he'll have the time to engage in war is words with some groups.

15 Likes

Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 1:11pm On Apr 15
predictor1:
E pain am. grin Look it's Monday morning. If you don't have a job, find one.

But before I release you, I won't be the one to do your calculations for you. You didn't do mine for me when I calculated average oil price per barrel to get figures which you have used in arguing with others.

So do your calculations here for all to see and if you use a different formula from what you posted yesterday you are a bastard. grin

The idiot suddenly realise it's Monday morning at 11:47a.m. You can see that you're just a jobless dingbat. Take your own advice. Go and do some zombie posts to earn your 30k.

You have still not proven that PDP had 91 average price and APC 56 as you threatened to "humiliate" me below. If you can't prove that, you're a grade A bastard from a generation of cretins.

If I do my calculations with the formula in the screenshot below which I shared with you and get the same value, then you're a beast of no nation

Travel / Re: 19 Passengers Die In Oyo-Ogbomoso Expressway Crash by Kukutenla: 12:40pm On Apr 15
ttobizz:
A Sokoto bound haice bus was on a wrong lane to Oyo. Okay o! Me I'm just in Ibadan typing from Aso Rock
Learn to read properly
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Spokeswoman Slams Israeli Ambassador's Call To Condemn Iran Attack by Kukutenla: 12:34pm On Apr 15
Iran are looking really bad right now

1 Like

Politics / Re: Who Is Now The National Leader Of The APC ? by Kukutenla: 11:10am On Apr 15
He is the alpha and omega of APCheat

He even gave them a dollar stuffing criminal as chair and they still applauded him

1 Like 1 Share

Politics / Re: Rivers State Governor Fubara Set To Recover Rivers State Asset From Wike by Kukutenla: 11:00am On Apr 15
NaijaChild:



He did
And some people are still supporting him
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 10:29am On Apr 15
predictor1:
We know your type. You keep writing verbiage to wear down whoever you are arguing with but you are in trouble because I'm on your case. I'll continue to fvck you up. grin

If you calculate rate by multiplying your figure by 100 whatever answer you get is a percentage! Decimal or integer!

When you got 0.88, it was already a percentage. But when I tackled you, you thought 0.88 was too low and you quickly multiplied it by 100 again, attempting to change percentage to percentage like the monkey you are. grin

@ 3rd bolded, there was absolutely no reason to convert that decimal to percentage. wink Olodo Oshi
I already said you're daft.
Prove that I multiplied by 100 to get 0.88 as my final figure. You think I'm daft like you? All you have to do is do the calculations with the formula and show that after multiplying by 100 you still get 0.88
The fool that never heard of depreciation rate until I educated him is arguing.
And stop crying about wearing down. I'm simply exposing your poor education and the fact that you're an empty zombie with sawdust for brain.
If you can't do the calculation and show that I already multiplied by 100 before getting 0.88 then you're a frigging bastard!!
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses Again by Kukutenla: 10:22am On Apr 15
Band A will need band aid

34 Likes 3 Shares

Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 10:13am On Apr 15
predictor1:
Monkey, the decimal you got was a percentage according to you. Then like a proper idiot you denied it was a percentage because you didn't write the % sign with it. Only for you to multiply it by 100 in a feeble attempt to convert % to % grin

Only for you to attempt to change the formula to another one which was completely wrong. Running from pillar to post like the monkey you are.

How did you pass your common entrance into whichever backward secondary school you attended? grin
You're adoofus and a poster boy for poor education
That much is clear from this thread. For you to think 0.88 is a percentage without the % shows your education is a waste.
All you have to do is apply the formula and show that it gives you 0.88% but how can you when you can't even do simple conversion of decimal to percentage
You're a bumbling buffoon
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 10:04am On Apr 15
predictor1:
Which one have you been using to argue with legendhero? grin You are such an idiot.
How's that your business which I use to argue
The question is out of the two figures you gave, which is the correct one?
Don't be a fraud in simple matters even though your brain is like that of an ant
Tell us which one is correct and which is wrong of the two figures
Politics / Re: Youth Leaders Demand Chukwuemeka Woke's Apology To Governor Fubara by Kukutenla: 9:19am On Apr 15
Bulldozer90:
from Benin?

Both means "a male child"
Woke means something else in Benin language
Politics / Re: Youth Leaders Demand Chukwuemeka Woke's Apology To Governor Fubara by Kukutenla: 9:10am On Apr 15
Bulldozer90:
Chukwuemeka Nwoke from Benin
It's Woke not Nwoke
Politics / Re: Youth Leaders Demand Chukwuemeka Woke's Apology To Governor Fubara by Kukutenla: 9:09am On Apr 15
I believe Woke was Chief of Staff to Wike

He's just showing where his loyalty lies

SIM should do the needful
Politics / Re: Rivers State Governor Fubara Set To Recover Rivers State Asset From Wike by Kukutenla: 8:10am On Apr 15
I don't think Wike could have cornered all these for himself
It's too much na

1 Like

Politics / Re: Humanitarian Ministry Fraud: We Have Not Cleared Betta Edu, Says EFCC by Kukutenla: 8:03am On Apr 15
Sometimes I pity Betta

She just fell behind

She gave her all to the campaign but here she is a poster child for corruption in this administration

It's sad really
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 7:43am On Apr 15
predictor1:
Which ones did I give you that you've been running with for days now, oponu? grin
You gave me 91 and 56. Then like a dullard, you turned round and gave 65 and 62.
Like a slowpoke that you are, you can't even get numbers correct.
Which should we go with. Answer and stop blabbing like a fool.
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 7:42am On Apr 15
predictor1:
Olodo. I didn't know you were this stupid. Are you not the one that got 0.88 and said it could not be a percentage because it was decimal? grin
Ode who never went to school but its here during rubbish
First you disgraced yourself by confusing decimal for percentage. Primary school maths fa. Learn today the sign for percentage is %. Idiot
Secondly you claimed PDP had $91 and APC $56 and you will soon disgrace me with calculations
Thirdly you turned round to say PDP had 65 while APC hat 62
Anyone can see that you're a naturally daft olodo who is poorly educated and lack the least modicum of common sense
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 9:36pm On Apr 14
predictor1:
Your mouth is sharp now you've woken up from the coma we sent you into. grin

You don't even understand your own formula. The formula for rate of depreciation is *100 not divided by 100.

It's a percentage. There's no way you can get the 88% you claimed yesterday. Who taught you maths? grin

This idiot just went to the internet, copied a formula he knows nothing about and confused himself. Total waste of money on education.
Lol. This waec failure suddenly knows maths
Eight wonder of the world
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 9:35pm On Apr 14
predictor1:
At least you saw what I got with the precise calculation. And you've been using my own figures since yesterday. You are morally and educationally bankrupt.
Which of your figures is correct 91, 56 or 65, 62

Numbskull
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 9:33pm On Apr 14
predictor1:
Your mouth is sharp now you've woken up from the coma we sent you into. grin

You don't even understand your own formula. The formula for rate of depreciation is *100 not divided by 100.

It's a percentage. There's no way you can get the 88% you claimed yesterday. Who taught you maths? grin

This idiot just went to the internet, copied a formula he knows nothing about and confused himself. Total waste of money on education.
Bla bla bla like a deranged goat
Use the formula and show that it gives you 0.88% or fvck off
It's obvious you're trying to mask your poor education
Someone who can't convert decimal to percentage
You should be ashamed of yourself
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 9:31pm On Apr 14
Kavod:

REGINA AND NED NA WETIN?
LIFE NA PER HEAD IF I SEE MOSLEM GIRL WHEN DE COMPACTIBLE WITH ME I GO MARRY AM THAN THE CHRISTIAN WHEN GO GIVE ME HEADACHE.... NOR VEX
Lol
So you think the average Muslim will give his daughter out to a non-Muslim
Seems you don't knew what their religion says
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 9:30pm On Apr 14
Kavod:


THOSE ONES CARRY RELIGION FOR HEAD AND THEY ARE ALWAYS POOR AND WRETCHED, THERE IS A WORD FOR SUCH PEOPLE AND THE WORD IS EXTREMIST
Lol. Now you're making distinction you never made for Christians
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 9:03pm On Apr 14
Kavod:

MANY IF YOU DONT KNOW... GO KADUNA AND SEE FOR YOURSELF
SEE THIS GUY OOOO ALOT OF SAUDIS MARRIED IRANIAN WOMEN AND VICE VERSA

NOR BE EVERY BODY CARRY RELIGION FOR HEAD, MOSLEM MEN DE WHEN MARRY EVEN CHRISTIANS TOO AND VICE VERSA LIFE NA PER HEAD, SHUUUUU
Taqqiya
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 9:02pm On Apr 14
sonnie10:
So why did they kill Deborah and RCC woman. Why do they burn churches in North ? How many mosque in south have Christians ever touched .
What did innocent Chibok girls do to them?
Word!!
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 8:59pm On Apr 14
Boldideas:


The mosque is still the best place to pass a night. Christians that will shout fire when they see common roaches, how much more a human being they don't know😁😁😁😁😂😂😂
Where did he leave his shoes and bags or was he allowed to enter mosque with his shoes and luggage?
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 8:57pm On Apr 14
Kavod:

NO DOUBT I BE CERTIFIED CHRISTIAN BUT MOSLEMS HAVE MORE INTEGRITY, THEY ARE MORE ACCOMONDATING, NICER AND WE CHRISTIANS.... EVEN OUR GOD TOLD JOSEPH AND MARY TO TAKE CHRIST TO EGYPT... THERE IS NO COMPARISON AT ALL... OK SEE RUBBISH OOOOO, ONE CHRISTIAN DE CATHOLIC AND ANOTHER DE REDEEM OR WINNERS BUT NO PASTOR WOULD EVER JOIN A MEMBER OF HIS CHURCH WITH ANOTHER CHURCH MEMBER.. NOR BE MADNESS BE THAT?
More taqiyya

Show me shiite marrying sunni
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 8:56pm On Apr 14
OnionBandit:
God bless you for saying it as it is

I am Muslim and won't deny that. Served together with many igbo corpers in Kwara state and I heard similar confessions from them. Had two close friends who were also flatmates..they didn't stop regretting ever to have believed the propaganda that Muslims are terrorists. What they saw made them feel like remaining in Kwara state till death
Same Kwara abi another one

So what happened with isese worshippers
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 8:54pm On Apr 14
tollyboy5:
The idiot above me was in another thread insulting a girl that was worshiping river goddess.
He's part of the self glorifying Christian.
He will do worst to that pastor if he was a church owner.
Even Jesus ate with the sinners not abuse or condemned them


grin in my ND days me and my colleague use to go to Mosque to do night class.

Muslim as open minded and give more compared to Christian no be new thing.


Before a typical Christian will help you, they'll ask are you a believer?
Which church do you attend?
Taqqiya
Religion / Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by Kukutenla: 8:52pm On Apr 14
Chukwuka319:
I will unapologetically state this.
Many Muslims are more Christ like than most so called Christians.
As a Christian and Igbo corper of 2022/23 servin
g then in Niger state,I experienced the benevolence of Muslims towards me and other non Muslims living in the Agaie LGA of Niger state including non Corpers of other ethnicities.
Many times I have stood by the road waiting for transport and have been generously offered a lift by Muslim men in cars or bikes.
But here in the South, it's extremely difficult to see a Christian man give a lift to another Christian man , and even if he does,it is often for a woman.
Muslims would go any length to make sure you are comfortable and it is very high if you are a Non Muslim not of their ethnicity living among them.
I experienced this so well among Niger state Muslims and if NYSC is to be done twice,I will choose the Muslim North anytime anywhere anyday.

Taqqiya
Politics / Re: Opinion: Why President Tinubu Hasn't Approved Minimum Wage Increase Yet by Kukutenla: 8:23pm On Apr 14
Wolexyoshi:
What a shit talk from you, yet you claimed you have lived long enough to understand bla bla bla.

The President will be announcing the New Minimum Wage by May 1st which is Workers Day.

So try and hide you face in shame when that eventually happens.
You mean Tinubu will announce 615k as new minimum wage?
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 8:17pm On Apr 14
predictor1:
"Almost" can't give you the bird. grin grin

So which one of them had the higher oil price average? APC or PDP?

In terms of average 3 is a huge gap, you monkey.
You claimed PDP had $91 and APC $56

You later gave calculations and arrived at $65 for PDP and $62 for APC

Which do we go with as the correct one and which do we discard as product of your madness
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Kukutenla: 8:15pm On Apr 14
predictor1:
So this idiot is back from the dead. grin grin grin grin grin
Well, your formula is wrong. It should be (Previous Value- Current Value) ×100/Current Value

Back to your formula. You already multiplied by 100. That means your answer 0.88 is already a percentage. grin
So why did you deny that it was a percentage before?
For the umpteenth time, that answer is a percentage in decimal form. Show any 10year old around you.
You're dumb imbe.cile
Use the formula yourself and stop advertising your poor education.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (of 153 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 46
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.