₦airaland Forum

Khd95:
Afonja nd wickedness

Oga, face front¡!! Does that name sounds Yoruba to your tired ears. Grow up little boy.

I wonder where he normally keep his left hand

This one na tokunbo or new car?

RyanMontana:
Source: http://toonaij.com/general-posts/breaking-graphic-photos-from-the-christmas-day-ikeja-police-college-building-collapse/

Corruption is really fighting back. Remember story about the situation on this police college in the year 2014 or thereabout. But Uncle Jonah refused to do anything about it rather he fought those people that allow the news to come out. This is part of the the repercussion.

Pastor to so pe iyan ma mu, omo ti e na o ni J'okuta. Continue, instead of you to pray against this. Prophet of doom!! !

Indeed? All these god of men, there's nothing wey one eyes no go see or ear no go hear.

Can't swim, so I can't save anybody.

Kellibae:
yes igbo man all the way . at worst i go with edo men

Try Yoruba men, I bet you, you will sing a different song.

Sugarhugs:
See how lively the president looks. Not like buhari who looks dead.

Your father!!!!

prettysolid:
Y everybody come carry America matter for head.

Meanwhile...My neighbour came back drunk this evening....He has been knocking at his door for over 2 hours Now.... And he lives alone.... Should I go and tell him that he is not around?

Not a bad idea. Help your neighbor. Eni keni ti o ba nipa la ti śe iranlowo fun, o hun na l'eni keji re.

Lo ba tan!!!!!!!!!

NotNairalandi:

NO¡!!¡!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=slimthugchimee post=50606731]mtchwwww i lift 2bags of cememt with my teeth
Don't believe you. Where ur pics?

I comment my reserve!!!!!!!!!!

ihimiray:
craze dey ur head, which bloody yoruba man... U people can think so stupidly

History says so!!!!! Oba of Benin right from the begining are decsedants of Oduduwa

franchizy:
How can Pep start yaya Toure in midfield for a match like this.
i blame pep for this defeat. Why bench Nasari too.
Bad tactics by pep.

Oh boy, The weed you dey smoke, you buy it yourself or they share you. E dey too strong. I beg softly softly.

GworoChewinMaga:
What does Lagos actually contribute to the National economy?

The FG and corporate environment are lamenting over recession induced not from a slump in business activities in Lagos but because of a fall in oil pricing at the intl market?

If Lagos was so economically relevant, why hasn't Lagos found a way to rescue our economy?

The answer to this is simply that Lagos is a mere beneficiary and not in any way a driving force of the nigerian economy.

There are now more functional operating companies in Ogun State and along Ibadan Expressway than there are in Lagos. That thus rules Lagos out as a leading industrial hub.

The only skewed advantage Lagos has over any state is the domicialation of corporate and financial headquarters (a throw back to the time Lagos was the political capital of Nigeria) and also the monopoly Lagos ports enjoy ( due to an intentional anti developmental policy towards the SS/SE by the FG after the civil war).

Even the VAT claimed is not only from yoruba Lagos but from Nigerians from every nook and cranny residing and working in Lagos.

So why should Lagos get more than it has unduly gotten from over the years?

Pathological liar. What's the source of this contraption you just vomited. E dey pain you, for posterity sake, Yoruba's are the owner of Lagos.

Labaran Maku was with Jonathan when he brought facebook to Nigeria.

Kabiyesi, take am easy o. Are you sure you get stamina to withstand the bout? RIP in advance.

Another Okija be dis one o

When the prime minister comes to sell you an IPO, you, the investor, take the meeting. When that prime minister turns up with no bodyguards and shows remarkable knowledge of the company he is promoting, you, the investor, take notice. When Nika Gilauri, the premier of Georgia, tells you that the prosperity of his country has been achieved because it has become one of the “least corrupt” countries in the world, you, the investor, take note.
But it wasn’t always like that. After the demise of the USSR, Georgia was not only one of the most corrupt of the former-Soviet republics, it was one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Bribe-to-drive was the norm; police stopped cars at least twice an hour to extort a non-trivial sum of money. The then-interior minister infamously quipped: “Give me petrol only. My people will take care of their own salaries.” Being a traffic cop was so lucrative that you had to pay a bribe of between $2,000 and $20,000 to get the job in the first place. Graft was endemic. Georgians passed more envelopes to bent officials than the post office does letters. Meanwhile the economy crumbled and the state was left bankrupt and powerless.
The election of Mikhail Saakashvili changed everything. A bold reformer, he was swept to power in the “Rose Revolution” at the end of 2003 by the overwhelming desire for radical change. His closely-knit team is unified by a common vision and supported by a compliant parliament and judiciary.
The new government wasn’t just radical – it shocked and awed. Ministers, oligarchs and officials were sacked or arrested. Those who resisted were dealt with decisively, sometimes brutally. The state confiscated $1bn worth of property. Custom officials bore collective responsibility; an entire shift would be punished if one officer was caught accepting bribes. Corrupt professors were kicked out with a lifetime ban from academia. But the piece de la resistance was Saakashvili’s order to sack the entire 16,000-strong police force on a single day, to replace them with some of the best and brightest university graduates. Today, Georgia ranks alongside Finland as having the least corrupt police force in the world and their standout uniforms are rumoured to have been designed by Armani.
The campaign expanded irresistibly. Tax offices were equipped with CCTV; university exam papers were printed in the UK and held in bank vaults until needed; and officials were constantly tested in sting operations. The proactive assault on graft was accompanied by a PR campaign to undermine respect for criminal groups and introduce respect for the law.
The campaign then turned to the sectors. First up was the power sector that was widely used as a cash cow for well-connected oligarchs. In less than a year, Georgia went from net importer to exporter of electricity and the sector became the target of long-term foreign investment.
Tax collection followed. Georgia’s tax base consisted of just 80,000 companies in 2003 and tax collection was a mere 12% of GDP. Saakashvili slashed red tape and introduced flat personal and corporate taxes. Eight years later over 250,000 companies are on the register, and pay the equivalent of 25% of GDP. Georgia now boasts one of the most liberal tax regimes in the world, on par with the Gulf states and Hong Kong.
Lastly came deregulation, with many rules and agencies simply abolished, removing channels of corruption in the process. Among other things, car registration became so easy that used cars became the largest export item in 2011. Georgia moved swiftly from the bottom of the World Bank’s Doing Business ranking (112) into the top 20 (16) by 2012. Foreign investment followed and fuelled a multi-year surge.
But perhaps, the most lucrative Georgian export would be the fight against corruption itself – from which many states mired in graft could benefit. The Georgians patented a process whose steps are replicable: establish early reform credibility by radical action, launch a frontal assault excluding no sacred cows, attract new blood, limit the role of the state via privatisation and deregulation, use technology and communication to maximum effect, and above all, be bold and purposeful. Georgia’s close and distant neighbours should take heed. Their prime ministers and presidents have got their job cut out for them.

When the prime minister comes to sell you an IPO, you, the investor, take the meeting. When that prime minister turns up with no bodyguards and shows remarkable knowledge of the company he is promoting, you, the investor, take notice. When Nika Gilauri, the premier of Georgia, tells you that the prosperity of his country has been achieved because it has become one of the “least corrupt” countries in the world, you, the investor, take note.
But it wasn’t always like that. After the demise of the USSR, Georgia was not only one of the most corrupt of the former-Soviet republics, it was one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Bribe-to-drive was the norm; police stopped cars at least twice an hour to extort a non-trivial sum of money. The then-interior minister infamously quipped: “Give me petrol only. My people will take care of their own salaries.” Being a traffic cop was so lucrative that you had to pay a bribe of between $2,000 and $20,000 to get the job in the first place. Graft was endemic. Georgians passed more envelopes to bent officials than the post office does letters. Meanwhile the economy crumbled and the state was left bankrupt and powerless.
The election of Mikhail Saakashvili changed everything. A bold reformer, he was swept to power in the “Rose Revolution” at the end of 2003 by the overwhelming desire for radical change. His closely-knit team is unified by a common vision and supported by a compliant parliament and judiciary.
The new government wasn’t just radical – it shocked and awed. Ministers, oligarchs and officials were sacked or arrested. Those who resisted were dealt with decisively, sometimes brutally. The state confiscated $1bn worth of property. Custom officials bore collective responsibility; an entire shift would be punished if one officer was caught accepting bribes. Corrupt professors were kicked out with a lifetime ban from academia. But the piece de la resistance was Saakashvili’s order to sack the entire 16,000-strong police force on a single day, to replace them with some of the best and brightest university graduates. Today, Georgia ranks alongside Finland as having the least corrupt police force in the world and their standout uniforms are rumoured to have been designed by Armani.
The campaign expanded irresistibly. Tax offices were equipped with CCTV; university exam papers were printed in the UK and held in bank vaults until needed; and officials were constantly tested in sting operations. The proactive assault on graft was accompanied by a PR campaign to undermine respect for criminal groups and introduce respect for the law.
The campaign then turned to the sectors. First up was the power sector that was widely used as a cash cow for well-connected oligarchs. In less than a year, Georgia went from net importer to exporter of electricity and the sector became the target of long-term foreign investment.
Tax collection followed. Georgia’s tax base consisted of just 80,000 companies in 2003 and tax collection was a mere 12% of GDP. Saakashvili slashed red tape and introduced flat personal and corporate taxes. Eight years later over 250,000 companies are on the register, and pay the equivalent of 25% of GDP. Georgia now boasts one of the most liberal tax regimes in the world, on par with the Gulf states and Hong Kong.
Lastly came deregulation, with many rules and agencies simply abolished, removing channels of corruption in the process. Among other things, car registration became so easy that used cars became the largest export item in 2011. Georgia moved swiftly from the bottom of the World Bank’s Doing Business ranking (112) into the top 20 (16) by 2012. Foreign investment followed and fuelled a multi-year surge.
But perhaps, the most lucrative Georgian export would be the fight against corruption itself – from which many states mired in graft could benefit. The Georgians patented a process whose steps are replicable: establish early reform credibility by radical action, launch a frontal assault excluding no sacred cows, attract new blood, limit the role of the state via privatisation and deregulation, use technology and communication to maximum effect, and above all, be bold and purposeful. Georgia’s close and distant neighbours should take heed. Their prime ministers and presidents have got their job cut out for them.

Is the pastor's children among the kids?

Vanityupnvanity:
y is the other foreign soldier wearing shorts

He's probably a Scottish army officer. What he wears is called skit not short.

coolebux:
They invite am?

Ask google!!!

When you think you have seen it all, some Crazy would come along to remind you, you have seen nathin

Jesus is Issa in Islamic world and a lot of people are bearing that though.

]In the process of investigating the tenures of the two former Chiefs of Army Staff, Lt. General Azubuike Ihejirika and Lt. General Kenneth Minimah, the immediate past Chief of Accounts and Budget, CAB at the Army Headquarters in Abuja (Names withheld) who served the two Army Chiefs also came under scrutiny. Although the General bears Northern muslim names, he is from one of the biggest cities in the Southwest. [i]His unknown Yoruba name is Iyanda.
Some of these journalists sometimes exhibit unpardonable ignorant. For crying out loud what do you mean by Northern Muslim names? A Muslim name is a Muslim Name wherever part of the world you hail from. Not to talk of whether you're from northern, or southern part of Nigeria.

Nigerian footballers and age falsification are like !!! Oh where's that Zuma's meme ?

tollytexy:
Baddest Nigga ever Liveth. . He's got 9 lives like a cat.. He no dey die

Shekau is an actor and as such he can't die. The death of an actor is the end of a film.

ishiamu:
I dey tell you brada.. tit for tat

that man investing in orientals only did it tru looting in one state.. imagine wen he handles nigeria pej hotel will be toy to what he will do

For your information, the man does not own oriental hotel. He contributed the land on which the hotel was built. And this was converted to shares. Get your information straight.

Ajala travel of our Time