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enemyofprogress:
Rubbish





can you marry a woman that already has a sun?

Of course, if you already has a moon.

oilPUSSY:
Lagosians will see how Tinubu has been sucking them dry since 1999 the day another political party will take over Lagos State government.
How one man could be pressing a whole ethnic like remote from his bedroom is still a mystery to me..

If this is what sophistication is all about, they should keep it to themselves. What I am seeing is gullibility and slavery..

Go to your South East and liberate them from PDP that has been ruling since 1999

deboysben:
OK

Have you considered the recurrent expenses which most times take huge portion of the budget, security/defense votes, subsidy payment, etc.

I rest my case!!!

falcon01:
Nigerian politicians I dont know who to believe anymore

My dear, trust in God. Nigerian politicians are the same. ALil we need is understanding and concerted efforts off all weLil meanings people old and young to push them out. They don't mean well for this country only their children and associates.
I bet you if either APC or PDP wins the next election, by 2023 we will still be on the same lamentation, no light, no job, no road, no education, no health.
Let's eschew sentiments be it religious or ethnicity, at this stage what we need as leaders are people that understand the economy that can bring people together not ethnic or religious Jingoist that will further divide us.

OboOlora:
Someone just referred a guy to you and you employed him to be ur cook without doing any background checks?

Meanwhile, except he took some organs after stabbing the man to death, it was a stupid case of manslaughter.

He could have just poisoned the man’s food and watch him die slowly!

You're very
useless, how can you be insinuating that it is better if he poison the man to die slowly. Ko ri fun e, bi ero inu e.

Leicester helicopter crash: Man United, Chelsea, Man City, Roma, react
28/Oct/20

But Obasanjp, is a retired general and contested for president here in Nigeria. Do anybody knows whether he submitted his credentials to inec then

Dear all,
I have a Mercedes Benz E class 2000 model which I bought last year October. The car has been working perfectly well until recently when it developed some gear problem. The gear has consistenty entered emergency mode on several occasions for the past one month. I've engaged several auto technicians, they couldn't resolve the issue permanently and I've spent a lot of money.
I need suggestion on how to resolve this problem.

Old and overuse formats. 419ers!!!

donbachi:
dis davido no get respect...duncan prostrate for am...and him go dey use one hand,dey shake wike.

Go carry placard na. How many hands do you expect him to use, local boy?

Can you see the hypocrisy of Nigerians particularly Christians and Ibos that have been shouting it's a religious war, that govt wants to islamise Nigeria. This line of thought has died down now because the affected state is Muslim dominated.
Nigerians we need to wake up,we shouldn't let the politicians brain washed us this killings has political undertone. But the govt of the day it's very weak. From all indications the president and his group of advisers are bereft of ideas on how to nip this in the bud.
All of us can see what is going on now in the last one week, bcoz another election is around the corner, you can see the gale of defection up and down looking for where their bread will be buttered. These people don't have interest of anybody at heart just themselves and their families.
Nigerians wake up.!!!

Gbese re e!!!

Is that a cell phone in your hand, or a handgun? The improbable question might soon become difficult to answer, as a controversial smartphone-shaped pistol enters full production in the US.
The firearm is the brainchild of Minnesota-based firm Ideal Conceal, with the manufacturer currently looking to fill over 12,000 pre-orders from eager customers and dealers across the US, after a string of production delays pushed the gun’s planned release from its planned 2016 debut.

When folded, the double-barreled derringer simply looks like a large-ish smartphone and cannot be fired. However, the ‘smartphone’ can unfold into a grip, activating the gun for shooting without the need for ‘cocking.’ It carries two rounds of .380 ammunition that can be fired sequentially.

A holster for the gun similar to a cell phone case is also available, and the gun can be activated and fired while still attached. A laser pointer can also be added.


The company is developing a holster that could carry additional rounds but acknowledges there may not be a pressing need for those.

“Most studies show that by the time two shots have been fired somebody’s down or running,” Ideal Conceal CEO Kirk Kjellberg said.

“I think a lot of people go out and they get a permit to carry and then they try to carry and they figure out either it’s not that simple or someone sees them carrying and they stop,” Kjellberg added. “So with this, it doesn’t print in your pocket. It’s square. Looks just like a cell phone. We’ve just left it laid on a table in a restaurant during a whole meal and nobody including the wait staff ever even looked at it.”

“The shape of a smartphone is not a big deal to most people,”Kjellberg noted.

The National Rifle Association (NRA) promoted the smartphone-gun as a “featured product” at its annual pow-wow in May. It billed the weapon as a “great option for self-defense along with max concealment.”

Alongside the NRA’s ringing endorsement, the weapon has gained publicity from criticism by US gun control activists, who have been quick to speak out against the dangers of having a firearm that can be mistaken for a smartphone.

Of particular concern is that the existence of a gun that looks like a cellphone could increase the number of police shootings of African-American men, already a running concern in the US.


Jaclyn Corrin, who survived the February mass shooting at the Parkland, Florida high school and has since become an advocate for further gun control, tweeted that such products would result in police targeting even more “people of color.”

“Even more people will be targeted by law enforcement b/c they ‘look’ like they’re carrying a weapon, especially POC,” she wrote.

Across the Atlantic, authorities have expressed concern that the firearm could soon wash up on the streets of European cities. In January 2017, Belgian police were sent an alert warning of the potential panic such a gun could cause after a string of terrorist attacks in 2016 and 2017 put the entire continent on edge.

“To the eye, nothing can distinguish it from a mobile telephone,” said the Belgian police alert, reported by Dernière Heure newspaper. “Most people possess a smartphone, meaning that it can pass completely overlooked.”

Despite being dubbed an “iphone gun,” the Ideal Conceal’s $500 price tag makes it significantly cheaper than Apple's $1,000 iPhone X.

If Ahmed Musa can do it in the second half, Buhari can do it in second term.

Ibo people they will never disappoint you. Ibo people and fake things are like 5 and 6.

Christianity is all about drama, dancing.and singing.

Which kind wahala be this? Somebody should help with the meme of a guy resting besides a broken down vehicle.

some of Nigerian Christians most especially the ibos are bigots. To apply their thinking faculty to issues is always a problem.
I can imagine the level of attack if such a message was posted by a Muslim. That's how a useless Catholic priest was condemning Buhari for honoring Lagos State government invitation to commission some projects on Thursday and Friday. Turning everything to a religious issue.

This is a lie from the pit of hell. Buhari couldn't have sacked this dude because he doesn't know whether the guy exist or not. He must have been sacked by Daura or Kyari.

They are just being smart by half, when they noticed that Lagosians have decided to be going to neighboring states for vehicles registration, na to deny the increment sure pass.

Which kain wahala be this?

Emmanuel Adebayor Finally Reveals Why He Converted To Muslim And It Will Shock You
.ng Dec 25, 2017 1:00 PM


The Togolese football icon Emmanuel Adebayor has now brought to light the reasons why he converted to Islam.

1. Jesus taught that there is only one God and God alone should be worshiped as taught in Deuteronomy 6: 4, Mark 12:29. Muslims also believe in this as taught in the verse of Qur’an 4: 171.

2. Jesus did not eat pork as taught in Leviticus 11: 7, and neither did Muslims as taught in the verse of Quran 6: 145.

3. Jesus greeted in these words “as salaamu alaikum” (May peace be with you) in John 20:21. Muslims also greet each other in this way.

4. Jesus always said “God willing” (inshallah), Muslims also say it before doing anything as taught in the Koran verses 18: 23-24.

5. Jesus washed his face, hands, and feet before prayer. Muslims do the same thing.

6. Jesus and other Bible prophets prayed with their heads on the ground (see Matthew 26:39). Muslims also do this as taught in the Qur’an 3:43.

7. Jesus had a beard and was wearing a Throbe. It is a sunnah for Muslim men to do the same.

8. Jesus followed the law and believed in all the prophets (see Matthew 5:17). Muslims also do this as taught in the Koran verses 3:84 and 2: 285.

9. The mother of Jesus Maryam dressed modestly by covering her entire body and wearing a scarf (hijab) found in 1 Timothy 2: 9, Genesis 24: 64-65, and Corinthians 11: 6. Women Moslems dress modestly as taught in the Koran verse 33:59.

10. Jesus and other Bible prophets have fasted for up to 40 days (see Exodus 34:28, Daniel 10: 2-6, 1 Kings 19: 8, and Matthew 4: 1- Muslims also do this during month of Ramadan Muslims are required to fast for 30 days (see Quran 2: 183), and others go a little further with a 6-day fasting supplement to increase their rewards

The 44 -year - old mum of nine who left her husband and kids for her new man, who is 12 years her junior , has said that the love she has for her lover was stronger than any considerations.
Heidi had met Gambian lover on Facebook , claiming that before then, her marriage to husband Andy was over .
Last month Heidi ’ s heartbroken husband Andy , also 44 , spoke of his horror at discovering his wife of 23 years had gone off to meet Salieu , who had contacted her on Facebook from The Gambia , West Africa .
Her decision sparked a police investigation and Andy said: “ It ’s a mid -life crisis. The person she has become is horrible .
“ A caring mum wouldn’t go offgallivanting around Africa with her new boyfriend . ”
SEE ALSO: British mother - of -nine leaves UK husband for Gambian lover
Heidi has defended her actions , saying : “ I don’ t have a single regret . I ’m not a terrible parent .
“ It was really hard for me to leave my kids, but they couldn’t come with me , so I had no choice.
“ I was shocked at the anger that was directed at me for supposedly abandoning my children . That just didn’ t happen .”
Heidi has two sons and a daughter aged 24 to 29 from a previous relationship . She and Andy have three daughters aged six , nine and 23 and three sons aged 11 , 17 and 18 .
She added : “ The three youngest were left with my eldest daughter . She moved into my home while I was away so that they were disrupted as little as possible .
“ I went online every night and we video- chatted. They seemed happy and I know my kids well .
“ They also chatted to Salieu and have become very fond of him through talking online over the past few months .
“ If people think I went over to The Gambia and didn’t give them a second thought, they are so wrong.
“ But having said that, I make no apologies for following my heart. I ’ve been unhappy for a long time and I think I have found someone to spend the rest of my life with .
“ We are in love and nothing will stop me from marrying him. If other people don ’t like that , they will just have to lump it .”
Heidi ’ s romance rocked her family and made her the talk of her town , Hetton-le- Hole in Sunderland .
Car mechanic Andy blamed her online romance for killing their marriage , but Heidi insists the relationship was over before Salieu first sent her a Facebook friend request.
She also claims Andy was messaging women online behind her back , which he denies .
Heidi said : “ Andy and I didn’t even share a bedroom, never mind a bed , for the last two years of our marriage .
“ We were both unhappy and on some days the most conversation I would get from him would be when he ’d say , ‘Put the kettle on . ’
“ At the end of last year , I picked up his phone to look up a number my daughter wanted and saw messages from two women . It was a big shock.
“ We drifted even further apart and I was so unhappy . I started volunteering at the children’ s school, just so I had some contact with other people and could feel better about myself.
“ In February I started to talk online to Salieu after he sent me a friend request out of the blue . At first we were just chatting, asking about each other’ s lives and hobbies .
“ But as I got to know him I started to confide in him about how badly things were going wrong in my marriage , he was there for me to talk to .
“ Andy has claimed I sent sexy pictures to Salieu , but I didn’ t , that simply isn ’ t true . ”
She added: “ After a few months we were in touch with each other all day , every day via WhatsApp and I knew I was starting to develop feelings for him and he said he was feeling the same .
“ I was falling in love with him. ”
Although she had never flown or even been abroad , Heidi travelled to The Gambia at the end of October to meet shopkeeper Salieu in person for the first time .
But locals back home were furious at her arrangements for her three youngest children.
Their school was tipped off , leading to a police investigation , but officers were satisfied the kids we

The cost of one of those cars is enough to liberate hundreds of youths in his state. The fact is that you can't carry any of those cars with you when you die.

Copy copy!!!! This is nothing more than imitation of Wemabank's Alat.

This one weak me, shift make I faint jare!! !

In my area at Obadore Akesan, it's like somebody has offended IKEDC Officials, for close to one month now we never get light.
Kindly beg them for us o.

bbbabes:
Upon surgery, my ass beat her own

I'll like to see the ass, so that we can compare. let's talk.

se bi u dey do show man, show us ur chest let's na. Yeye dey smell

Tonto Dikeh is never a mile away from controversy. And this time around, she has not released a new single and uploaded a semi-unclad picture.
The Nollywood actress, sensationally claimed via Twitter, that her first s*xual experience, was with foremost music producer, Don Jazzy.
“I got disvirgined by @DONJAZZY i think this a lil bit Too Much info,” she wrote.
Don Jazzy, who was online at the time, chose to respond with humour. He wrote: “lol me dat im still a V,” (‘V’ meaning virgin).
A lot of fans were amused and shocked at the same time and reacted differently. Some did not believe it, stating clearly that Tonto was still on her attention-seeking mission.
But it might just be true, as Don Jazzy, once dated the actress and admitted it sometime back.https://i0.wp.com/www.informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tonto_dike2_544707598_Naijapalsdotcom.jpg

I don't trust made in China products. The mono rail line they are constructing in Lagos sef dey fear me die.