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an intelligent person does not need the promise of heaven to see the merit of good deeds.

Couples who don’t have a TV in their bedroom
have 50 percent more s3x

[quote author=Dibu_Ojerinde]Swagalord18 ....banned?[/quote]why?

There’s at least 6 people in the world that look like
you, and you have a 15% chance of meeting them
in your lifetime.

[quote author=Dibu_Ojerinde]The penis of a barnacle, may reach up to 20 times its body size [/quote]lol ... priapism is a situation whereby a man's joystick stands at attention and remains active for days ... lol

this thread is FrontPage bound.

[quote author=Dibu_Ojerinde]Research shows that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth [/quote]that's because dogs don't kiss and they don't have a job or give a bl0wj0b ... lol

there are more germs on your keyboard than in your toilet ... lol

The brain is 90 percent water. Staying hydrated
helps you stay more alert and attentive throughout
the day.

Men who kiss their wives in the morning live an
average of five years longer than those who don't.

children between the ages of 2 and 5 who tell lies grow up to become great leaders.

Some researchers say romantic love lasts for one
year and after that, it’s more of an “attachment
love.'

Swagalord18: yeah mhen .....
And a bloodhound's sense of smell is 3 times better dan an average dog's ....an average dog's sense of smell is about 100 times better dan a human's

wow! ... that's mind blowing!

the world is getting more ridiculous.
there are more fruits and vitamins in a rich man's shampoo than in a poor man's plate.

If you are always worried about what others think
of you, you will never be happy.

Drinking habits and smartness are directly
proportional in women. The smarter they're, the
bigger drinkers they ought to be!

Adex097: Hahaha....Goodnight guys...wanna sleep now.
@mod , please take this thread to the FP before I wake up!!!

goodnite

Swagalord18: wow! Only heard of 4
even a bloodhound, can't smell the difference in scent between identical twins

really?

Swagalord18: it rains diamonds on planets uranus and neptune

wow! ... lol diamonds 4rm ur anus ? ... lol

There are 7 different kinds of twins: Identical,
Fraternal, Half-Identical, Mirror Image Twins, Mixed
Chromosome Twins, Superfecundation, and
Superfetation.

Friday the 13th occurs 3 times this year, each 13
weeks apart from the other. This just happened and won't happen again for about 666 years.

Swagalord18: why do u say so??!!!

now it will make FrontPage cos we have dared the moderators ... lol ( reverse psychology I think )

Swagalord18: the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
This has proven to be the hardest tongue twister in english language

damn I almost bit my tongue man.

Swagalord18: cows have best friends, ...they fare badly, and tire easily, in d absence of their BFFs

seals have lovers and they've been known to stay celibate once they lose their spouse. most even die from mourning their dead loved ones.

this thread is quite informative and interesting but it will never make FrontPage ... lol ... reasons unknown.

OLUWA means GOD in yoruba language.
the owner of nairaland.com is Oluwaseun Osewa, ironically he is a celebrated atheist ... lol

apart from tribalism the fastest way to get banned on nairaland.com is to quote "E.T.T" ... lol

lions and rats have a very high lib1do.
lions can mate 50 times in a single day
and rats have been known to die of exhaustion due to incessant mating in a day ... lol

the two species of animals known for rap3 are humans and dolphins.
dolphins have been known to rape women.

people with very high I.q find it difficult to sleep at nite due to excessive brain activities.

Swagalord18: turtles can breathe through/with their butt

dogs fart through their mouths ... lol

the actual number of members in nairaland.com is a lot more less than a million because many members have multiple accounts due to the high rate of bans.