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sticking ur tongue out during a bout of intimacy delays 3jaculation for a couple of minutes. it's called tantric s3x.... lol

Swagalord18: The voices of mickey mouse and minnie mouse got married in real life
the voices of spongebob, and plankton's computer, got married in real life

wow!
I love those animations

marijuana was banned because it was discovered that it made the white women who smoked it become s3xually attracted to their black slaves.

the Coca-Cola drink if poured into d toilet kills more germs than harpic

Swagalord18: Chewing gum while peeling/cutting onions will prevent you from crying

if u put onions in cold water b4 cutting it also prevents one from crying.

if u stick ur earphones into ur nose and open ur mouth u would have created a loudspeaker loud enough to disturb ur neighbours.
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Hahaha

boys are not smiling o

hmmmm ... dem won go sell their kidney for Malaysia

story

Chiscomax: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypen!s," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

lol ... u be clown

Osyxcel: This thread is very useless.

Those screenshots explain nothing.

Check out the screenshot below of a Tecno M3 left overnite after full charge.

liar!

alala dakosta: see wettin jim iyke cus now.

hahahaha

OmolodMilkman93: "To the production of new technology there is no end, and mere devotion to them is wearisome to the flesh"

word!

rather than say E.T.T, I'd say wonders shall never end cos mukinatu could be lurking in a corner and I'm just freshout from a ban ... lol

burkutu: they don't want to lose this nice figure ''Stats: 1135814 members, 1393291 topics.''

lol ... that's why they're quick to ban a member so that you can easily create another membership without being able to deactivate your banned account.
so many members in here are like government ghost workers o ... lol

after this protest the "modify" button might have a "delete" beside it but please know that nothing will ever reduce the size of this exponentially growing nairaland membership. ... lol

[quote author=Ukwu_Nnu]FT
Swansea 3 Arsenal 2 [/quote]if only wishes were horses ...

ixora3: He has 6 children,the 7th is on d way,the guy has 2 save money.responsibilities dey humble person

lol ... so true.
he's even slimming down things. getting smaller in waist and taste.

MUKINATU change scoreline abi u go ban me for that again? ....

[quote author=Anyi.]you release a phone in 2013 running gingerbread, how dumb is that?[/quote]very dumb ...

her costume looks like wonderwoman gone wrong... lol

Denrele, bleaching leads to cancer o

[quote author=yuzedo]dey also tried to investigated cheif sweetus. but dey send a female agent mistake numba one and my hansome good look + sweet shy richness and my grate humbleness + tall and very very romantick+ 18inches nature make her to forget her mission. is nut my fault is gift from god. tenk. [/quote
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hmmmmmm ... big man with legit means

kokoye: Any country (with a sizable ammount of oil or other natural resources) that has its citizens generating their own power for survival is worse than a 3rd world country.

gbam!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Wait a minute, lemme Shine my eyes..



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I see it now...
They look like Twins... [/quote]very identical twins

fear of the unknown

Cynluv: My sister and her husband shares dsame bed bt my sister has her own room where she keeps her things bt she don't sleep there due there is bed there.sharing same room with ur hubby will make d room occupied with women things, like shoes,handbags etc...bt sleeping on same bed every day 4 me,is most oooooo

the mansion could be very large with several rooms like yuzedo's banana Iceland, as long as they sleep together on the same bed everyday... no yawa.
no man or woman pray to live in one room apartment forever now?