₦airaland Forum

M.J's hips maybe learning
but they've been earning
girl it's Crystal clear
that mercy Johnson's got a costlier rare

oh lord have mercy on my johnson.

nairaland will soon be bought over and rebranded as globaland.
think globally. act locally

tank u mr. tanko

yeyebrity
perhaps the marriage was a reality tv show that has just run its course ... lol ...

beauty and the beast.

paedophiles !
this guy is a wealthy noise maker.

since March!
did this make frontpage in error?

rafhell: Even with heavy makeup they still look ugly

pls giv em a break

hmmmmm. that awkward moment when u begin to envy bb users. . . lol

bestview: Mediocrity artist on display..

4 u 2 n v

Also let's be able to recognize anyone who likes our posts.

good work ur doing mr. seun. but let's be able 2 chat n rant all we want in a separate forum. like a chatroom.
god bless u bro.

king of kings. God is good !

no finance, no romance

no finance; no fine ar$e

my SAMSUNG; d good news is dat soon I will light up a cigar with u. dats an edge above techo init ? ... lol

all these bad news about samsung, comparison wit techno will cease immediately samsung invests on nairaland via ads and ...

nah juju tins.
nah india teach dem...lol

wait o make I google d highlights ... lol

you're a true geeeenious bro. tanx 4 d help u just gave me via watsapp.
also d mtn bbc is cool, beta; cheaper n faster than d airtel I used previously.
bro I'm following ur threads religiously like a disciple ... lol

her smile would've been wider if she ... on a looong thing ... lol

good job bro. tanx alot. awaiting more info.
precious info like these ought to be on frontpage.

God bless u bro. ur tips re timely n priceless.

yap. money can't buy life but it can make u live well.
dunno but Bill gates n buffet have saved lots of lives in africa.

besides d hope of more money is a beta inspiration than weed (ganja)

aboki wey nor fear bomb. how e go come fear electricity ... lol ... in anoda news naija is winning d match

pastor's wife nahin dey fine pass

call her "Spesh". it's short 4 special.

hmmm

fela don talk am b4 say pastor's wife na e dey fine pass

ehie: See early morning player hatred on Nairaland...shioo,wetin you don ever achieve,not only is he a NFL player,he hasnt forgotten home,where he is from.

"Off the field, education and community service are his focuses. Asomugha serves as Chairman for the Asomugha Foundation. The Asomugha Foundation operates two primary programs: Orphans and Widows In Need (OWIN) and Asomugha College Tour for Scholars (ACTS).
Through OWIN, Asomugha and his family provide food, shelter, medicine, vocational training, literacy efforts, and scholarships to widows and orphans victimized by poverty or abuse in Nigeria. Currently, OWIN has two centers in Nigeria and plans to expand to other countries in Africa"[32]

SEE UR RATCHET LIFE..U just dey vex sey u no go ever ever reach that level...NEXT

nah wah o ehie, y r u beefin yuzedo; abi d groom pay u 2 defend am ni ...

is this true ?
Quoting Stanley G.V.: Three Gorges Dam in China cost $26 billion and produces 22,500 MW of electricity.
Between Obasanjo and Goodluck, Nigeria has spent over $30 billion, and has less than 4,000 MW.

my people since nah online/ cyberworld. ur jail term sef supose be online. oga seun u get golden cyber handcuffs for offenders ? lol

Nigerians atimes

*WHY MAGIC SIM STOPPED*

customer care : good morning how can I help
you ?
guy: I dnt knw what is happening to my mtn
sim. I have tried all I could to turn it to magic
sim,but it didn't work
customer care : magic sim !
guy : yeah.that what my friend called,he had
been browsing unlimitedly for the past 1
year.
customer care : 1 year!
guy : yeah
customer care : ok,how did yu do ur ow dat
didnt work out?
guy: I recharge N300,then snt 2hr to 131, i
then remove the sim for 25hrs.then I dialed
*123*4*5*1#
and it didnt work
customer care: is that the way your friend
did his own
guy: yes
customer care : ok,am checking why your
own is not working
guy: ok
customer care : are u caling me wit d number
guy: no
c c: call the numba for me
guy : 0813215115*
cc : ok.am checking,do you knw any other
person using the magic sim?
guy: yeah
lola,femi,charles,innocent n other
cc : do you knw their numbas:
guy i av it on my phone book.let me check it.
then he called the numbas one after d other
cc: we are currently upgrading our server in
oda to serve you better.
Now mtn had blocked the guys magic sim
frm browsing.and many others yesterday
I gat dis msg frm sum1 last nite.whatz all dis
why do some people behave lyk dis?