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Travel › Re: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by kunlesehan(m): 2:20pm On Sep 15, 2016

chimah3:
Nigeria should be on this list!!

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you're right.
but is it possible to mention a place in nigeria without being called a tribalistic bîgot?
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I have a few places in mind though. Scary, hunted and abandoned.

Travel › Re: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by kunlesehan(m): 2:12pm On Sep 15, 2016

kolaa007:
Come! is anybody even following this thread?

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We sure are, but there are more ghosts (guests) following your thread than members.
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Lol

Phones › Re: Top 5 Ways To Get More Memory Space On Your Android. by kunlesehan(m): 11:33am On Sep 13, 2016

nice info. Thanks op

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th September 2016 by kunlesehan(m): 1:56pm On Sep 10, 2016

T5OM:
Hogwash! Having selective amnesia?

Pep Guardiola coached Barcelona B to dominate Spanish Second Division. He overhauled the previous team and gave more chances to younger players.

He dumped Ronaldinho who was the world's best play-maker and rejuvenated the team. He discarded Yaya Youre and Eto'o and he still dominated Spain and Club football in general.

He paved the way for Messi' emergence and made Barcelona dominant.

Mourinho can't lay such claims on any team.

Get your facts right!

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well said
God bless!

Properties › Choice Abuja Land For Sale. (quite Cheap) by kunlesehan(op): 6:39pm On Sep 09, 2016

For sale :
Plot 106. Size : 455sqm. House type: 3bd room + BQ. IPENT XIII Estate, Kiyami, opp Centenary Village, Airport Rd. Abuja.
Developer : Constructii Proactii
Title : C of O
Price : 9m
Instruction : Direct
Call / whatsapp : 08080586686 08034900367

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 4:47pm On Sep 09, 2016

abbas99:
Convo btw. Me an d father *knock knock* Me: who's der? Soldier: oh,PUN d door!!! Me: edakun, epp me!!! Soldier: berra hav THE WILL to marry my daughter or UR WILL ready Me: its POINTLESS sir, I only put d TIP!!!

. Lol ... abbas99 u no go kill person. what do u mean by "I only put d TIP"? When u know that the PEN IS shoulderless. Well the "TIP" of ur PEN has left a large BLOT on her landscape. Lol

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 2:28pm On Sep 09, 2016

abbas99:
I just impregnated a soldier daughter,its now a case of WIFE or DEATH

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Lol.
What can I say to make you smile cos u obviously need a GRIN-AID.
No need to panic nor be afraid, he's not a god, he's just a soldier, so u don't have to WARSHIP him.

Guy due to ur excessive FIREPOWER, you'll be raising ur own INFANTry in 9months.
U gada liver o, in short u've got CANNONBALLS!

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Properties › Distress Sale At Lekki Phase 2 (just 1 Left) by kunlesehan(op): 11:52am On Sep 09, 2016

Quick sale :

Distress sale of 1 plot of land with certificate of occupancy (C-of-O), off Abraham Adesanya and Atikan beach, lekki phase II.
Good drainage and interlocked road.

Price : N4.5m

Instruction : Direct

Call / whatsapp :
08080586686
08034900367

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2016

benega:
guys keep the puns coming. heres one for the road

she used to love her boyfriends romantic gestures, now he just bores her.

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Probably f0replay used to be his forte but now all he does is climb ON, plug IN and gallop away to elDOraDO.

e be like say the guy dey boring like borehole.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:50pm On Sep 07, 2016

benega:
whenever i return from a long trip, my wife is very eager for me to fill her in.

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lol
And I hope you do FILL her FULL, cos every husband's COCKTALE should leave his wife FULFILLED.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:03pm On Sep 07, 2016*

novakane:
Some hoes came into my shop last wk asking for free tattoos. So i told em if u need free tattoos uv got to let me have a feel of ur breasts...... Call that "t1ts for tats" if u may.

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I thINK that's INKcredible ... it's a WIN/WIN.
Hmmmm ... "hoes" you say, then I don't think they'd have felt any pain during the INKing cos they're used to small PRICKS.
Or was it their first time?
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lol

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Addressed As ‘his Excellency, President Of Biafra’ In Kuje Prison by kunlesehan(m): 7:37am On Sep 06, 2016

hmmmm ... from prison to presidency

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Properties › I Need A House to rent. Budget : 3m ( very urgent ) by kunlesehan(op): 12:02pm On Sep 03, 2016*

Lease Request :

A bakery or warehouse that can be temporarily converted into a bakery along Lekki axis.
If you have any please send details.
Thanks

or

A standalone house around Agungi/Osapa that can be converted to a bakery.

Client can pay for 3 years.

Please send what you have.
Budget : 3m
Direct brief preffered.
Thanks

call/ whatsapp :
08080586686
08034900367

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by kunlesehan(m): 1:44pm On Sep 02, 2016

Giyerte:
Na u Sabi...

Minimum of 1.30 - 1.50 odds I do get from correct score is just OK for me daily.

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No lies, you're wise
no need for greed as long as the games are green

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 11:02pm On Sep 01, 2016

novakane:
A case study shows that People who allow their hair to grow into long clustered strands are likely going to have a phobia for things that can only be opened with a key... In otherwords, they "Dread Locks"

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Nice one!

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 11:00pm On Sep 01, 2016

novakane:
A case study shows that People who allow their hair to grow into long clustered strands are likely going to have a phobia for things that can only be opened with a key... In otherwords, they "Dread Locks"

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Reminds me of that witch that turned raPUNzel to an HAIRlevator.

Novakane some rastamen are not being truthful with themselves. It's all LICE. Nothing but LICE.

No more puns these days, seems all the MANE ones are covered like hijab.

I have some good PONY TALES to tell but I'll just BRUSH this one off and CUT it SHORT I'd rather KNOT get all TIED up in this THREAD.

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Autos › A Very Neat Ford 2012 SUV At A Give Away Price by kunlesehan(op): 1:44pm On Sep 01, 2016

For sale :
A very clean Luxury FORD ( EDGE) SUV. model year : 2012.
Price : 5.5m market value is 8m from other dealers. This is just a give away price.

Properties › Live Comfortably For 200k At Ajah by kunlesehan(op): 11:33am On Sep 01, 2016

A room self-contained at Thomas Estate Ajah very close to the road
rent : 200k
call / whatsapp 08080586686 08034900367

Christianity Etc › Re: The Benefits Of Giving by kunlesehan(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2016

Nice one op. Give and you'll be given, that's the secret of living.

Properties › Rent / Lease Request by kunlesehan(op): 8:57am On Aug 31, 2016

Lease request :

A cash ready client is in need of a detached duplex to RENT in Royal gardens Ajah.

Direct brief only please.
Thanks

Call / whatsapp :
08080586686
08034900367

Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Trekking On The Streets Of Yaba + Hilarious Comment by kunlesehan(m): 9:40pm On Aug 30, 2016

simplicity!

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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu Blasted For Her 'Fallen Boobs' by kunlesehan(m): 5:24pm On Aug 30, 2016

she's making a PUBIC announcement

Webmasters › Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by kunlesehan(m): 4:40pm On Aug 30, 2016

nairaland might turn to koboland.
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but then what will be the fate of Android phones?

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Celebrities › Re: True Confession? Amber Rose Says She Has Lost Count Of Men She Has Slept With by kunlesehan(m): 3:10pm On Aug 30, 2016

e nor dey read meter. C.U.NT don't COUNT . Lol

Properties › Our Top 10 Properties For Sale In Lekki, Lagos by kunlesehan(op): 2:45pm On Aug 30, 2016

OUR TOP 10 PROPERTIES FOR SALE IN LEKKI, LAGOS

1. Luxuriously finished 2 & 3 bedroom apartments at Ikate Elegushi (4th roundabout) - N35m & N40m respectively

2. Brand new 4 bedroom fully detached duplex with BQ at Thomas Estate, close to Addo Road, Ajah - N32m

3. Brand new 3 bedroom terrace duplex with BQ at Ikota Villa Estate - N30m

4. Brand new block of 6no. 3 bedroom flats with BQ each at Olive Park Estate, by LBS - N27m each (Good invt property)

5. Very cute newly built 3 bedroom semi-detached duplex at Idado, before Chevron - N35m

6. Nicely located 4 bedroom semi-detached duplex with large compound at Crown Estate, Lekki Peninsula - N38m

7. Well finished 2wings of 4 bedroom semi-detached duplex with BQ at Idado - N45m each

8. Lavishly finished 4 bedroom semi-detached duplex at Agungi - N45m

9. Well located newly built 4 bedroom semi-detached duplex at Chevy View Estate - N48m

10. Massive 5 bedroom fully detached duplex with BQ in a very large compound at Chevron - N70m

Call / whatsapp :
08080586686
08034900367

Celebrities › Re: Begger With Phone Begs Ali Baba Money by kunlesehan(m): 2:01pm On Aug 30, 2016

what happened after the call?

Since u called her "beggar"
and u nah "baba"
u epp her?

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but seriously who's begging here.
Me thinks Ali baba is just begging for cheap publicity.

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Science/Technology › Re: Nickel Discovery In Nigeria: What, Where & Why Nickel Is Used by kunlesehan(m): 1:34pm On Aug 30, 2016

God bless Nigeria!

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Phones › Re: Facebook Has Launched Expresswifi Hotspot In Lagos by kunlesehan(m): 11:20am On Aug 30, 2016

this is great news! We need more innovations.

Properties › Re: The Need For Due Diligence Before Buying Property In Nigeria by kunlesehan(m): 8:40am On Aug 30, 2016

DISTRESSED SALE:

Brand new 5 bedroom detached duplex with Boys Quarter at CHEVY VIEW ESTATE, CHEVRON, LEKKI, LAGOS.

Price: N45m asking

Title: Governor's Consent

Call/whatsapp :
08080586686
08034900367

Properties › Re: The Need For Due Diligence Before Buying Property In Nigeria by kunlesehan(m): 8:36am On Aug 30, 2016

For sale at Oceanbay estate by Orchid hotel just after Chevron roundabout, Lekki Lagos :

6bedroom mansion (carcass) :

Features

6 spacious bedrooms, all en-suite with walk-in closets.
2 living rooms
Very spacious kitchen with adjoining store & laundry room

1 Study

1 Gym ( penthouse)

1 Box room

An extra storage room.

1 Boys quarters

House situated on 450sqm corner piece land.

Title : C of O

Price : 70m asking

Call/whatsapp :
08080586686
08034900367

Properties › For Sale At Oceanbay Estate Off Chevron Drive by kunlesehan(op): 11:59pm On Aug 29, 2016*

For sale at Oceanbay estate by Orchid hotel :

6bedroom mansion (carcass) :

Features

6 spacious bedrooms, all en-suite with walk-in closets.

2 living rooms

Very spacious kitchen with adjoining store & laundry room

1 Study

1 Gym ( penthouse)

1 Box room

An extra storage room.

1 Boys quarters

House situated on 450sqm corner piece land.

Title C of O

Instruction : Direct

Price : 70m asking

Call/whatsapp :

08080586686
08034900367

Properties › Bourdilon Ikoyi High-rise Property For Sale. by kunlesehan(op): 1:15am On Aug 26, 2016

High-rise property for sale.

Description :
Property sitting on over 5000sqm of primeland, encompassing 3 contiguous blocks of high-rise structures.
Each block has 10 maisonettes.
There's a bq per maisonette.
Property can be easily converted to suit particular purpose of the buyer.

Facilities are : swimming pool, gym, squash court etc.

Location : Ikoyi

Title : Federal C of O

Possession : New structure and vacant

Price : 2bn per block

Instruction : Direct

Commission : 5%

Call / whatsapp :
08080586686
08034900367

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