Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 12:15pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Evilflye: That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you can't do it PEAK sumtin else to do cos it's always in you. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 10:26pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
A certain news made front page today about the lady in Ikeja who made a PUBIC announcement. She didn't let the cat out of the bag but she let the pussy out of the drawers. 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 10:11pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
#copied
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar
says “W.T.F.”
- Phil Proctor 2 Likes |
Business › Re: CBN Gives Loan To Skye Bank by kunlesehan(m): 2:19pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Hmmmm ... is the Sky still their limit? Nah I can't bank on that. Unless they give me a loan and leave me alone. . lol |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 1:46pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Nice thread!
You'll be amazed the number of PUNdits commenting here.
From those who build tall STOREYS to those who write short STORIES.
I doff my heart to y'all, you've all made me PUNder. 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 11:00am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Most foreigners can't pronounce this Yoruba name "Mr. Olumade Somefun" so they make a joke of it by saying "Mr. Olu Made Some Fun" . lol 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:23pm On Jul 21, 2016*. Modified: 5:59pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
Ruggedman once told a joke about the former VICE PRESIDENT not coming early to a conference but at the end of the day he gave an "ATIKU-LATE" speech. . lol 2 Likes |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:17pm On Jul 21, 2016*. Modified: 5:55pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
My illiterate maid wouldn't drink Nescafe. She said it's not her "cup of tea" . lol 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:12pm On Jul 21, 2016*. Modified: 6:02pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
Boko haram terrorists may be stubborn but if Naija soldiers keep blowing off their LEGS, the fools will turn repentant and eventually drop their ARMS. . lol 2 Likes |
Car Talk › Clean Car/cheap Price by kunlesehan(op): 6:23pm On Jul 18, 2016*. Modified: 4:41am On Jul 19, 2016 |
For a lucky owner :
Pay and drive off. Clean 03/04 Chrysler Crossfire sports car. Full option American specifications. Leather seats Very low mileage Almost new
Give away Price : 1.5m Pictures available. call / whatsapp 08080586686 08034900367
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Autos › Clean Car/giveaway Price (pictures) by kunlesehan(op): 5:48pm On Jul 18, 2016*. Modified: 12:29am On Jul 19, 2016 |
For a lucky owner :
Pay and drive off. Clean 03/04 Chrysler Crossfire sports car. Full option American specifications. Leather seats Very low mileage Almost new
Give away Price : 1.5m Pictures available. call / whatsapp 08080586686 08034900367
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Properties › Quick Sale At Lekki Phase 1 by kunlesehan(op): 3:30pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Quick sale :
Newly built in lekki phase 1
A modern 4bedroom duplex with state of the art finishing.
Some of its features are :
Already installed inverters.
Roof top covered with solar panels for steady power supply without fluctuations.
Cctv cameras inside and in all corners of the fence and gate.
Remote controlled gate and computerized security system.
Unique design and completely furnished kitchen.
Very affordable at 90m only
Title : Gov's consent.
Owner is in town and ready to deal.
Call/whatsapp : 08080586686 08034900367 |
Family › Re: Husband Disappears As Wife Gives Birth To Twins In Abuja by kunlesehan(m): 7:03pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
hard Labour.
hard times |
Properties › Needed Urgently At Ikate (found - thanks) by kunlesehan(op): 8:50am On Jul 10, 2016*. Modified: 9:16am On Aug 16, 2016 |
Good morning.
My corporate client needs a 3 bedroom flat urgently at Ikate for rent.
Budget : 3m or less
Nb : Kindly send what you have with PICTURES ( important) Thanks call/whatsapp : 08080586686 or 08034900367 |
Education › Re: UNILAG Students Arrested For Attempting To Resurrect Colleague..see Pictures by kunlesehan(m): 2:21pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Slimzjoe:
To Anyone out there who thinks Suicide is the Way out, You're So Wrong! Nobody has any idea What The other Side of Life holds For us.
Keep Calm and Strive On till Death Takes You.
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Education › Re: UNILAG Students Arrested For Attempting To Resurrect Colleague..see Pictures by kunlesehan(m): 2:20pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
see gobe!
easter disaster! |
Properties › Do You Have Property For My Investor To Buy? by kunlesehan(op): 9:19am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Purchase request : (My direct client)
A cash ready investor requires good property deals to purchase and probably resell. Not lands but structures with perfected titles only! It could be duplexes or block of flats in an attractive location or estate, (distress sales inclusive). Preferred locations from Lekki to Ikate environs. Please send what you have immediately. IT IS VERY URGENT! Thank you.
contact : whatsapp : 08080586686 call : 08034900367 |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by kunlesehan(m): 6:44pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
otokx: Ahmed Musa needs a reformating. .
I concur. |
Properties › Re: Egbon 'future Landlord', If You Want To Build Your House In 2016, Come Read This by kunlesehan(m): 2:59pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
4 plots of land for sale.
Directly on the express by Awoyaya.
20m per plot.
Title : Governor's consent.
call/whatsapp : 08080586686 |
Phones › Re: Finally Mtn Listens by kunlesehan(m): 3:20pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Now I can use that Korede Bello's song as my sms alert tone ... "Godwin". Cos now every sms will make sense.
. God bless you OP.
. Small, small Naija go reach there! |
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by kunlesehan(m): 12:10am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Masumi: Please guys, This is a football discussion or forum and not a religious one. Talks about you god and whats not are just distractions and or digressions. We or at least most of us are first and foremost interested in the football predictions and not the other way round. so let us keep it as such.
Thanks you. . Like say you read my mind. The matter come comot from soccer dey enter sorcery. . Lol |
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Politics › Re: 12-year-Old Shot In The Jaw & Upper Lips By Fulani Herdsman In Jos (Graphic Pics by kunlesehan(m): 5:30pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Fulani again! |
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Birthday Gift You Must Present To Jesus Christ Today. by kunlesehan(m): 10:12am On Dec 25, 2015 |
May this season bring you harvest of joy, peace and prosperity; and may the coming season bring bigger and better achievements for you. |
Romance › Re: Which Of These Two Beautiful Ladies Should I Continue Eating Her Food? by kunlesehan(m): 1:50am On Dec 23, 2015 |
Say no to "no gonking" It's good to feed a lady "up north" and "down south". . Lol |
Phones › Re: Best 10 Android Phones Below 25K This Festive Season by kunlesehan(m): 1:42am On Dec 23, 2015 |
I've got infinite love for infinix. 2g ram ...waoh! |
Crime › Re: ASP Tortures Carpenter To Death In Ogun (photos) by kunlesehan(m): 9:43am On Dec 17, 2015 |
The policeman hammered the carpenter to death .
Some evil men wear uniforms these days, even worse than frat boys. . smh |
Sports › Re: Mikel Is Part Of Our Problem – Chelsea’s Club Legend Reveals by kunlesehan(m): 9:35am On Nov 06, 2015*. Modified: 5:39pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
Which kind legend be dis? na legend stout? Rubbish talk. It's either he's a racist or this is just a serious case of discrimination |
Travel › Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by kunlesehan(m): 6:25pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Do u know Egypt is several millennia ahead? . Some schools of thought believe the sunken Island of Atlantis had better technology than what we have now. |
Travel › Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by kunlesehan(m): 6:03pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
sukkot: i can answer all the questions but then i would be revealing too many secrets. but just know one thing. everything you have been taught about this world is a lie. civilization does not progress slowly from primitiveness, meaning this world did not start out primitive and then slowly get civilized to the point we are at today. this world goes in cyclical cycles of civilization and then the world devolves into primitiveness, and then it evolves again into great civilizations, and then it devolves into primitivesness. point being there have been many greater civilizations in the past than what you see today with more advanced technological tools. we are currently in a semi-devolved state meaning it looks like we are advanced but we really are not but we are not primitive either. we are inbetween
so wondering about how stonehenge and the pyramids were put together is because you have bought into the lies that those were primitive times, but they were not. those were the atlantean age of great wisdom . . Greetings Master Sukkot. I hail thee |