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Beosten:
Aunti gbeborun!

Guy you be detective ni?

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Michellla:
Its alright lol
umm,thats an art work up there

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Michellla:
oh really..? why

Vous etes vraiment belle
Je vous trouve magnifique

Hope my French is correct

Mehn I'm tired of seeing broke this broke that...make una sniff evostics make we hear word joor

chiraqDemon:
E go nice to mix am with sprite and codine na

Over nice go worry am. Make sense

chiraqDemon:
Lmao funny af
I for like test refs sha
I go do am this week
Wetin b recommended dose to get high

One pill dey more than enof as per first time even chronic users self one pill still dey touch dem
You fit crush am for Pepsi or lick am straight

The first time I popped refnol
I left school illegally with my friends (school is in Ogun state) there's this park we went to chill not far from my school and my friends and I were smoking our SK
Jejely when another of our friend showed up. This guy was a business man..he sold refnol in out school and always made insane profit. We kushed for some while then this guy brought out about 20 packs of Roche (one pack contains like 3 cards).
Me and my guys decided to try it out. We crushed enof with codeine and also licked enof. My tongue was as blue as if I French kissed the avatar.
The last thing I remember was we were freestyling and playing music feeling happy. the next morning my memory was blank I was in a room and my two friends were with me I woke them up. The room looked like a hotel and we were locked inside. We went to the window and shouted at a guy that was sweeping the compound.
"Wettin happen? Why this door dey locked?"
"The boy wey wear blue been wan rape ashawo she con lock una for room"
We checked ourselves and my friend was the only one with a blue shirt. We couldn't even remember shiit..I checked my pockets and I had only 500 naira left from about 5000+ where did the money go?
We asked the man were was this and he said badagry. Badagry How did we reach badagry? None of us could remember jack. They opened the door andwwe joined the little change in our hands to get to my schl junction. Only God saved us that they didn't catch us jumping the fence again.
But if you see our lips and tongue eh..like oral b toothpaste.
That was the first time I popped ref and the useless boy who had provided us with the pills was laffing at us when we got to scl. According to him we decided not to enter scl again and we left him at the park the evening before.

Michellla:
Its more rampant in males and that aint a stereotype.
Just general knowledge.
By the way its french not spanish

Oh...my bad then..Je t'aime bien

LegalBaby:
you want to eat your cake and have it.

PS:Thunder fire every cheating husband out there

Only if the thunder also fire every cheating wife. Remember the double standard we talked about

LegalBaby:
Would you say that if the tables were turned?

Some serious food for thought..its not double standard but...okay maybe it is but its just how things are

Michellla:
Why don't we all cheat equally then since y'all are soo addicted to getting it new everytime

The difference in the percentage of women and men who cheat isn't that much..if y'all had your way you would even cheat more. But based on one or two things like child care that takes up most of your time.
The only difference is that most women would always have one reason or the other why they cheat apart from physical attraction/chemistry.
I may be wrong but its just my virgin's point of view.

This ur siggy...wots up with the Spanish... Te quiero

Michellla:
At bolded.
I really don't know

Well its really addictive..there's a reason Adam still kept on eating apples after the mess the forbidden fruit put him in.
I'm sure if the addictiveness of a pussy could be measured, yours would equal the intoxicative yearnings of opiates

Michellla:
Why do these guys get married when they end up cheating?

Not all men plan to cheat when they get married. The temptation is just too hard to overcome most times and you know how addictive a fresh pussay is

Makes me think reeeaaallly deep and get spiritual too.
If not for all these area boys and thugs that have spoilt the good name of weed

slimthugchimee2:
op you can lie eh

you are not a smoker atol

they would have easily percieved the smell of the weed......

i dont know who you are trying to decieve but not me,

coming from a serial chainsmoker

Ever heard of SK brah

WebSurfer:
Is this really true or some made up story

Bro na AIT live I dey watch am I've added the pics

Ever8054:
OK...but I will only believe if I see pinchures....

The size was too large..I just had to crop out some of the screen shots now..believe me boss e be like film for my eye

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I'm currently in a remote village in the East.
I love smoking weed but I haven't been able to get a suitable location to toke up because the community I stay in is always filled with running children.
I solved this problem by climbing a tree whenever I wanted to get medicated.
The breeze is on point plus nobody ever looks up.
I was in for a surprise when I was blowing 'O's and French inhaling and at first I thought I was high..i watched as from a nearby bush, a woman carrying a baby followed by a younger man came under the tree I was blazing away on.They looked about frantically and believing they were alone, got down to business.
The guy was pumping the living daylight out of that woman and at a point her baby on her back almost fell. The woman looked up and saw me with my phone and she shouted and the guy who had been busy doggylizing this woman took off immediately. He must have been forking another man's wife.
The woman remained shouting some words at me in some thick Igbo I couldn't understand.
My friends said I'm lucky that as a stranger they could have buried me easily in the bush and no one would know.
As for me I jumped down with my blunt still intact and took off.
This people won't allow someone to kush in peace again

Tested and approved

Any woman who grinds with me from the start can NEVER be compared to someone who appeared when the things where smooth!
Keep on running you hear! May 'had I known...' Not be ur portion

Wiz khalifa -medicated

If you're looking for traffic you better go to shagamu..the road is adequately blocked

GEExclusive:
Good on a tricycle but is he good in bed?

I wonder how wide ur cunt would be if u truly had one

Bella who? That's a mannequin in a gown

Gen 46:26-27


"All the persons who went with Jacob to Egypt besides Jacob's sons wives were sixty six persons in all.
All the persons of the house of Jacob who went to Egypt were seventy"


At a time Israel comprised of 70 people alone. 66 from Jacob's loins, and the remaining four where his sons wives. They went to Egypt to live during the farming and they "multiplied"
Many generations after, According to Exodus 12:37–38, the Israelites numbered about six hundred thousand men on foot, besides women and children and the mixed multitudes and non Israelites.

How is it possible for about 70 people to procreate that kind of huge number(600,000+) when only 4 women where not related to the family and still married into the family?
Mind you..this number is purely the Israelites alone the mixed multitudes(that's offsprings of Israelites with Egyptians or another tribe) is not included.
Remember Isaac and his cousin? Is it possible the same took part over and over again over the years in Egypt?

Geraldyne:
Hi,
I've been single since my first relationship turned toxic and recently I met a guy, a student like me who's so into me...we got talking and I found out dat we have a lot in common and a relationship might work for us..we were friends for over a month till he recently asked me out which I accepted since I like him already...he's nice,loving and caring...
Fast forward to two nights ago, he called and said he had something important to tell me about himself, that he's so in love with me and don't wanna get hurt when I get to leave him if I found out that ugly part of him, I got scared and told him to meet me up and tell me face to face which he did last night, he said he's a very deadly cultist and has killed a lot of people who stood in his way,he also said that he's a Lord or whatever and said many creepy things that scared me..he showed me d marks all over his back and I got goosebumps instantly,he was crying while saying this and I cried too..nairalanders help me

Not Adding up dear, my verdz he's a pussy nigga which should make u run faster...stray bullets is real

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After the first week of camp I was tired of all the afternoon drillings, parades and basically standing under the sun for hours.
So when it was time for my platoon to take part in the kitchen I quickly enlisted seeing it as opportunity to skip their parade and all the shouts of "sit on the floor!" "Otondo!'s! big preek!"
The evening my platoon took over..I was in for a rude awakening: 2 bags of beans were waiting to be picked! We were about 20+ and I picked and picked and cursed myself.
What was worse,there was no parade that day..the football tourney had started and everyone was watching football or volleyball while I tackled 2 bags of beans! That wasn't enof,the next morning they brought 200+ pieces of yam........

bjhaid:
And make sure you pass it on to your wife and kids, product of improper upbringing.

If everything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?