Im just bored and thought i should do this, i hope u guys can share urs and lets come together and bond in this country where any form of mind altering except meditation and prayer is frowned upon

Well this was back in 2012 when i was in sec school
One day i walked in on a friend doing something close to my bunk (we were actually bunkmates) and he looked hella suspect so i just had to confront him.. he hid what he was holding as soon as he sighted me....i told him id report him if he did not show me and he reluctantly did, all i saw was crushed leaves and sticks in a newspaper with some weird looking papers in his box.
I was so scared cos i thought he wanted to do jazz on me, but he calmed me down and explained to me that it was weed and offered me some which i rejected for fear of running mad as i had been cautioned by my mom.

Later that day(around 2pm) we smuggled some indomie into the hostel which we planned to cook by placing a pot on top of two irons laid upside down and side by side
He convinced me to let him put three wraps inside the food

Abeg english don tire me, i don switch

Long story short i chop am
As i chop am i come de feel myself say this na wetin maalr don de warn me since, say as i don chop am nothing don happen, i come de boast for hostel say nothing dey

E reach 3pm nothing happen e come reach time wey we suppose play ball we enter pitch..... i play small see ppl de kick me i still de go i nor even de feel pain, i never decode say weed don de act o..
Small time i come comot siddon beside field de watch match, before i know am field dey empty, i come de feel say rapture don happen (i know i saw everything but it seems i lost any memory of seeing them walk out of the field)
I come manage waka go dining to chop, next thing i de laugh like mad man ppl come de look me but i nor send at all
Next thing i come go wash hand behind dining but as i enter dining so i fit use front door go back hostel na him hunger wire me again, i just carry the whole pot and one random fufu wey i see start to de go hostel but d babe wey bin de clean up come say i nor fit say i must siddon chop am, see me finish the fufu i come go de scoop soup from pot de drink.
Next thing wey i know i just dey naked for hostel de dance, i shock, see roomies de laugh me,
I come comport say make i go baff, na him heavenly tunes come de play for my ear and i cime de get some kind realistic out of body experience, i come know say i don die, i come force myself enter back my body come de beg my guys make dem pray gimme but these guys de laff me.
After all the misbehaving i come wake up the next day like 3 for afternoon.....
After surviving that ordeal i swore never to go near weed in my life, next day i told that my bunkie to order that i wanted to cook spiced indomie again, this time was nice cos i finally got to control my actions a bit tjo i was still laughing like a fool


As for trams my cousin brought it out when he came to visit us, i was 16
He told me its strong and gave me two capsules, i think they were 100mg ones.
I woke up in the night to pee and i swear i wanted to cry
After standing for like 10 mins i couldnt pee i had to watch porn to confirm if my dick was working, next thing i noticed i couldnt feel mu skin.
I just ran to my cuz's room n was like guy u don kill me, i nor fit piss i nor fit even feel my prick or any part of my skin for that matter
See my guy de laugh me, on top the whole thing i started feeling sick and nauseous and u was sweating
I could swear that i was going to die
Sha he convinced me that it was a sude effect for first timers and fir ppl who have not taken the drug for long
Next day i took 3 caps and the effect was more manageable
That was how i stsrted taking trams eveeyday for the next month... sometimes i would take 3 cards a day....i would take 5 tabs first thing in the morning and when i dont feel it i would take extra 2 and keep adding till one card was done and i look for another
At a point i could travel across town just to find a new chemist or pharmacy that did not know me
I finally reduced my intake and then altogether quit it, now i take trams once in a while sometimes i can go for months


So guys there was my first time of doing those two drugs share urs and lets be happy

Haha!

Epistle!

People also get high on trams? And I was thinkin it was used as sexual enhancers.

His Royal Highness!

lemme call the stoners

richommie
cutejude

Epositive:
His Royal Highness!

lemme call the stoners

richommie
cutejude

Baba i respectfully hail u sir
U r welcome

First time i smoke oshogbo weed, i sit ontop bench dey find my legs

diablos:
First time i smoke oshogbo weed, i sit ontop bench dey find my legs

Lol that stuff do one guy according to story wey them tell me
Say him de stand de smoke, him come put one leg for wall na one leg come de support am for ground
As eke come show d guy come de cry say him nor get leg again to use run, person come need kick d guy leg down b4 him come see him leg
Even my first time i bin feel say i de float cos my legs just bin feel so light but my body bin de feel heavy

this op is a bad boy. how old are you now?

Emodeee:
this op is a bad boy. how old are you now?

19 gonna be 20 in the next 3months

i remember the night that i got so high i was helping people look for myself........

First time I took tramadol was with my flat mate back in school. I just catch this babe and na the first time she dey com greet me for Ouse and as a badt sharp guy I gatz staff ham well so I took 4 tablet prescribed by my friend (50ml each)

The babe came around, one thing lead to the other and we started smooching. But my blokos no gree stand o. Never felt that embarassed my whole life as I can see disappointment written all over her face.

Till we comot for school the girl dey always look me with one kind face wey only me n my paddy understand.

Teenagers always want to try something new but I wan advise una. Try to start small on any new thing. Weed.. test with half tab, no matter how dem force you to continue. Alcohol and trams the same. Test only one bottle or one tablet. Gradually, u will know what the effect is like. However, it is better not to start drugs at all, they are enemy of life

The first time I took baby Oku, 200ml Na store I go sleep, e con be like say heat dey everywhere when rain they fall

The first time I popped refnol
I left school illegally with my friends (school is in Ogun state) there's this park we went to chill not far from my school and my friends and I were smoking our SK
Jejely when another of our friend showed up. This guy was a business man..he sold refnol in out school and always made insane profit. We kushed for some while then this guy brought out about 20 packs of Roche (one pack contains like 3 cards).
Me and my guys decided to try it out. We crushed enof with codeine and also licked enof. My tongue was as blue as if I French kissed the avatar.
The last thing I remember was we were freestyling and playing music feeling happy. the next morning my memory was blank I was in a room and my two friends were with me I woke them up. The room looked like a hotel and we were locked inside. We went to the window and shouted at a guy that was sweeping the compound.
"Wettin happen? Why this door dey locked?"
"The boy wey wear blue been wan rape ashawo she con lock una for room"
We checked ourselves and my friend was the only one with a blue shirt. We couldn't even remember shiit..I checked my pockets and I had only 500 naira left from about 5000+ where did the money go?
We asked the man were was this and he said badagry. Badagry How did we reach badagry? None of us could remember jack. They opened the door andwwe joined the little change in our hands to get to my schl junction. Only God saved us that they didn't catch us jumping the fence again.
But if you see our lips and tongue eh..like oral b toothpaste.
That was the first time I popped ref and the useless boy who had provided us with the pills was laffing at us when we got to scl. According to him we decided not to enter scl again and we left him at the park the evening before.

kushercain:
The first time I popped refnol
I left school illegally with my friends (school is in Ogun state) there's this park we went to chill not far from my school and my friends and I were smoking our SK
Jejely when another of our friend showed up. This guy was a business man..he sold refnol in out school and always made insane profit. We kushed for some while then this guy brought out about 20 packs of Roche (one pack contains like 3 cards).
Me and my guys decided to try it out. We crushed enof with codeine and also licked enof. My tongue was as blue as if I French kissed the avatar.
The last thing I remember was we were freestyling and playing music feeling happy. the next morning my memory was blank I was in a room and my two friends were with me I woke them up. The room looked like a hotel and we were locked inside. We went to the window and shouted at a guy that was sweeping the compound.
"Wettin happen? Why this door dey locked?"
"The boy wey wear blue been wan rape ashawo she con lock una for room"
We checked ourselves and my friend was the only one with a blue shirt. We couldn't even remember shiit..I checked my pockets and I had only 500 naira left from about 5000+ where did the money go?
We asked the man were was this and he said badagry. Badagry How did we reach badagry? None of us could remember jack. They opened the door andwwe joined the little change in our hands to get to my schl junction. Only God saved us that they didn't catch us jumping the fence again.
But if you see our lips and tongue eh..like oral b toothpaste.
That was the first time I popped ref and the useless boy who had provided us with the pills was laffing at us when we got to scl. According to him we decided not to enter scl again and we left him at the park the evening before.

Lmao funny af
I for like test refs sha
I go do am this week
Wetin b recommended dose to get high

Honestly the first time I smoked weed I didn't feel nothing other than good vibes and joy...I was feeling so loved and happy to love..nothing like forgetting where I was or running a little bit mad or laughing insanely... It was all just good and wonderful...think me n weed were made for each other as I smoke it like nobodies businesses... Tried trams n alcohol but they didn't just measure up to what weed gave me...now I'm on strictly THC diet..#stoner

chiraqDemon:

Lmao funny af
I for like test refs sha
I go do am this week
Wetin b recommended dose to get high

One pill dey more than enof as per first time even chronic users self one pill still dey touch dem
You fit crush am for Pepsi or lick am straight

kushercain:


One pill dey more than enof as per first time even chronic users self one pill still dey touch dem
You fit crush am for Pepsi or lick am straight

E go nice to mix am with sprite and codine na

chiraqDemon:

E go nice to mix am with sprite and codine na

Over nice go worry am. Make sense

Drugs sweet wella

chiraqDemon:

Lmao funny af
I for like test refs sha
I go do am this week
Wetin b recommended dose to get high

one ref, half bottle of codeine and one roll of Sk. Trust me the feeling sweet...

itzmoni:
Honestly the first time I smoked weed I didn't feel nothing other than good vibes and joy...I was feeling so loved and happy to love..nothing like forgetting where I was or running a little bit mad or laughing insanely... It was all just good and wonderful...think me n weed were made for each other as I smoke it like nobodies businesses... Tried trams n alcohol but they didn't just measure up to what weed gave me...now I'm on strictly THC diet..#stoner

bro, try ref, mix with codeine

CodeineSKroches:
one ref, half bottle of codeine and one roll of Sk. Trust me the feeling sweet...

Lol i go try am

My normal mix for codine na orijin bitters half bottle, codine half bottle or full bottle, sprite two bottles or 1 liter bottle(just so that i go drink tey), i de add sweet sometimes leave am to dissolve, i bin add trams once but e almost spoil the taste based on bitterness so i nor de add am to the mix directly again

first time with weed was back then in Carlifornia lodge in Umudike back in 2014 on the afternoon of dat flying dutch man match(netherlands vs Spain). it was on a thursday. after writin two papers on dat day and sleeping a little the previous night i decided to join my roommate and his friend (bundle) in their weed spiced spaghetti. after devouring the recipe, my roommate left for his evening paper while i tried catching some sleep as i had no paper till the next week. lying on the bed, i felt tired and asleep but my eyes were open. body come dey hot me, i start dey off clothes ooo. small time i com ask myself wetin you dey act? i still comport. den niggers dey background dey gist but thoughts go dey enter my head. dey reason how my roommate go dey behave inside hall. i go just begin dey laugh. guys wey dey the room cm dey baffled. sensing their astonishment, if the thoughts come around again, i go just comot go laugh till e do me. this tin do sotey i cm dey reason say madness dn shw, wetin ppl go talk. omo i enter go bath. lie dwn sleep till the next day (evening). as i wake up i no even leg stand. na my guys boil water gimme to baf and drink. weda world cup existed tru out dat weekend. i didnt observe. na sleep.

i drank palmwine ooo....im featherweight, so i got really drunk...i just picked my phone and told my girlfriend of 2years it was over, that she was a bitch... the only lengthy relationship iv ever had all my life. Till date, i dont drink nor do druggs or anything to get me high

CodeineSKroches:
bro, try ref, mix with codeine

what is ref?

judey1992:
first time with weed was back then in Carlifornia lodge in Umudike back in 2014 on the afternoon of dat flying dutch man match(netherlands vs Spain). it was on a thursday. after writin two papers on dat day and sleeping a little the previous night i decided to join my roommate and his friend (bundle) in their weed spiced spaghetti. after devouring the recipe, my roommate left for his evening paper while i tried catching some sleep as i had no paper till the next week. lying on the bed, i felt tired and asleep but my eyes were open. body come dey hot me, i start dey off clothes ooo. small time i com ask myself wetin you dey act? i still comport. den niggers dey background dey gist but thoughts go dey enter my head. dey reason how my roommate go dey behave inside hall. i go just begin dey laugh. guys wey dey the room cm dey baffled. sensing their astonishment, if the thoughts come around again, i go just comot go laugh till e do me. this tin do sotey i cm dey reason say madness dn shw, wetin ppl go talk. omo i enter go bath. lie dwn sleep till the next day (evening). as i wake up i no even leg stand. na my guys boil water gimme to baf and drink. weda world cup existed tru out dat weekend. i didnt observe. na sleep.

So hilarious bruh
So did u get hooked like most of us??

stay off drugs, it's deadly, also give ur life to christ, he is d only 1 capable of giving u a wonderful life

chiraqDemon:

So hilarious bruh
So did u get hooked like most of us??

not at all.
though the incident cleared my heavy head allowing me to read and absorb more.
ah dey afraid to go mad

judey1992:

not at all.
though the incident cleared my heavy head allowing me to read and absorb more.
ah dey afraid to go mad

Bros ppl nor de mad based on weed o
If petson wey smoke weed go mad na just say e head bin de plan knock since but d time just coincide with when him de high

M2dX:
what is ref?

refnol

Rayhandrinni:
i drank palmwine ooo....im featherweight, so i got really drunk...i just picked my phone and told my girlfriend of 2years it was over, that she was a bitch... the only lengthy relationship iv ever had all my life. Till date, i dont drink nor do druggs or anything to get me high

lol, did u get back wit again or did u try to explain things to her?
Ive never gotten so drunk i start to forget my actions or start acting drunk, i might stagger a bit but ill always chose my words so i dont say stuff i dont want to say
My highest number of bottles of beer is 9, never gone past that