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The thing is, it’s urgent, really urgent

I paid a whooping sum of 50,000 Naira to get my international passport done, only to be told there are no booklets in Lagos, What do I do? I’m running out of time

nuelsam:
There was this girl i met like a year ago, then we started and all that. So fast forward to some months,i decided to take our friendship to another level;more like a relationship.. So i asked her out and she accepted.. Shes cute,shes got a dope personalty and all dah but one thing i dont like about her is that she always pretend not to love me jst becos of her ego even tho i knw she does.. So i was like wtf! Then friendzoned her and move on.. So i met this pretty friend of hers,this girl shows me luv, gves me all the attention and i luv her personalty so much, then she asked me out and i accepted ... Some days later, i posted her pic on my whatsapp status which my ex now friend saw n she reacted wit a sad emoji and said all sorts of heartbreakn words.. Shii .. Frm that moment on,she cut ties wit that her friend and changed....making it luk like i jilted her.. Lol wtf...like was i wrong to dump her for her friend?

That is how you guys would be playing with girls heart. She's your girlfriend. Very petty reason to dump her

[quote author=StrongandMighty post=71765437]Have you ever been in a relationship and you feel like your partner is cheating on you? Or perhaps your instinct keeps telling you that your partner is cheating on you or might leave you anytime soon? .. Anything your partner does makes your heart skip like not returning your texts on time, not calling you on phone or not even picking up your calls because of some reasons and your mood changes automatically and immediately ur partner replies ur texts or calls you back it immediately brightens up ur mood, Like you can't get the thought of your partner cheating on you out of your mind and you feel like you can't handle it if it happens .. You think about ur partner cheating on you every minute of the day, your heart is breaking already as a result of what your instinct tells you but you've no evidence to prove it.... This is the situation am in right now, it's like am drowning every day, I've totally lost my happiness because of a relationship not that I've an evidence of her cheating just that my instinct keeps telling me so.. Please guys nd ladies in the house help a brother, I need to get myself back, I never bargain for my happiness to depend on someone.. How can I get myself out of this mess...

How do you feel bringing up your relationship issue online, for this alone you need to tender an apology to her.

1realBobby:
he shouldn't have made fun of your academic performance nao, instead should have encouraged you.. that's what true friendship is all about...


BTW, in case you are looking for a new friend, madame I'm available oooo... I would always be there for you, no strings attached...

Which one is he shouldn't have made fun of your academic performance..?.. The nigga was probably just kidding..
Lady went to far...

ABD4040:
You're too young to understand what you're going through bro. You are still very weak and naive when it comes to women. My simple advice to you is to start learning and cultivating the habit of being evil and doing evil to the world. Thank me later

If this is the only thing you can come up with... You are way immature than he is

[quote author=dvkot post=68596435]So me and my girl have been together for about 2years, and she was the one who approached me. but regardless I love her and we are mentally married even planned a future together.
This morning she went to charge her phone somewhere, and I also went to charge mine too, so I just went to to her whstsapp and saw her complaining of pain due to the rough sex.
my heart has been shattered I dnt even know what to do... this my cousin is way older than me and is married, if I confront her Shey may tell him and he may try to hurt me. so pls guys tell me what to do

How's it that niggas are comfortable bringing up personal issues online...
Truth be told.... There's more to it than just she shacking your cousin...check yourself well

Love ur self only. All man for himself . na mumu dey love[/quote]You would eventually get married someday

[quote author=SamuelAnyawu post=67683625][b]Kudos. We have Ptofessional Doctors in Nigeria, but our incompetent President got no faith in them and our Healthcare system

Always relating everything to The president... Let him rest nah

danyel11:
Coolpad Cool 2 comes with an 18:9 display on the front and iPhone X vertically designed dual cameras on the rear. The Cool 2 has thick bezels on all four sides, it also comes with a 5.7-inch display on the front with HD+ (1440 x 720 pixels) screen resolution. The Cool 2 measures 154.7 x 73.3 x 9.0mm



The Coolpad Cool 2 has a dual camera on the rear with 13MP and 0.3MP sensors, on the front, there is an 8MP front camera. It has a 64-bit MediaTek MT6750 Octa-Core processor coupled with Mali T-860 GPU and 4GB of RAM, it also comes with a 64GB internal memory which can be expandable using the MicroSD.



It runs on Android 7.0 Nougat and it is backed with 3200mAH non-removable battery but it lacks fast charging support. Connectivity features include Wi-Fi, 4G VoLTE, GPS, Bluetooth, 3.5mm audio jack and a MicroUSB 2.0 port.

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As every thirsty person knows, swallowing your spit doesn't do the trick. But why is that? Saliva is about 98 percent water, so shouldn't it be hydrating?

First of all, let's think about what saliva is. "It's a very concentrated fluid that has proteins and enzymes. It's much more concentrated than water." [The 7 Biggest Mysteries of the Human Body]

Freshwater is much less concentrated with salts and other solutes than the fluids in the human body, and that's why it's so refreshing to drink when you're thirsty, he said. That's because of osmosis, when water flows toward higher concentrations. If you drink a less-concentrated substance, your body can absorb its fluids and become hydrated. But if you drink a liquid with a higher concentration than your body's, the water in your body will flow toward the substance, and make you dehydrated.

The fluids in many parts of the human body have the approximate concentration of the saline you pick up at the drug store — think of artificial teardrops or saline nasal sprays.

Saliva, however, is more concentrated than saline, so it would make you thirstier if you drank it, That's because it would cause the fluids in your body to flow toward the concentrated saliva, and not toward your dehydrated cells.

"In other words, saliva is not watery enough," 

If someone is severely dehydrated, health care workers will give him or her saline through an intravenous (IV) drip, especially if that person can't take liquids orally.

Read more at:
https://gist-splash.com/2018/04/11/why-doesnt-saliva-quench-your-thirst/

elucydate:
Have you ever experienced orgasm?

If yes, how many of the above signs did you manifest?

Did your heart beat faster? Did your Nipples become erect? Did your Vagina create a natural lubricant? Did the labia of your vagina flatten out and open up? Did the skin flush?

It's normal with all ladies

Adasun:
She would have five mins epilepsy

No nah

Tajbol4splend:
Op I need video evidence, else I won't believe you

Go and praticalize it nah

Starting your own enterprise is one of the best ways of improving your income. A well-established enterprise has the ability to compete favorably with other enterprises in the same market. To start your own successful enterprise, there are 8 important steps you need to follow. Starting with number 1 below!

1. Create a Business Idea

This first step will determine the success or failure of your enterprise. You need to come up with a viable idea that will stand the test of time. A simple way to form a good idea is to conduct a market research in the area where you want to establish the enterprise. Identify a commodity or service that is on high demand yet scarcely supplied. It is possible that you may not be able to create a completely new idea. If you want to sell what already exists in the market, check how other players in the same industry deliver their services. You need to think on how to deliver the same services in a better way to win customers. Also, assess the strengths and weaknesses of your idea to determine its feasibility.

2. Draw a Business Plan

Even if you are setting up the enterprise alone, having the plan helps you to address important issues that determine your success in the industry. The plan will help you to:

• Know your potential clients

• Understand the purpose of your enterprise

• Know your competitors

• Set prices for your products or services

• Set your enterprise in the most appropriate location

• Project the financial position of your enterprise

• Know the cost of setting up the enterprise


3. Select a Suitable Tax Model

An enterprise model is important because it determines the amount of tax you pay. You need to learn the advantages and disadvantages of each model before choosing appropriately. Common models include limited liability companies, partnerships, and sole-proprietorships.

4. Get Money & Obtain Funds

The first source of funds for your enterprise is your own savings. If your savings are not enough for your startup budget, you can look for funds from banks, investors, well-wishers, friends, and relatives. Look for banks that fund startups in your locality. Some investors may demand a stake in the business. Be sure to understand the terms of the agreement clearly.

5. Build Your Infrastructure and Team

Your new enterprise needs equipment and structures to run. If you planned to rent or hire the structures and equipment, do as planned. Additionally, running your enterprise alone is not possible in most cases. You will need a competent team. The size of the team may depend on various factors, including the model and size of the enterprise. For proper operation, divide your team into various departments. Important departments for startups may include marketing, operations, finance, and procurement.

Continue reading at:
https://gist-splash..com/2018/04/the-8-most-important-steps-to-start.html

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Have you ever experienced orgasm during sex? Well, not all women orgasm when making love. Women who have experienced this feeling will confess that it is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. Here is really what Happens during a Female Orgasm.

Faster heartbeats: Her heart will beat faster once has become aroused. She will breathe faster and various muscles will become tightened.

Nipples become erect: Her nipples will become erect. Some women have their chests, necks and face flushed during the process.

Vagina creates a natural lubricant: Her vagina will automatically create a natural lubricant when she attains this state. The lubricant makes sex more enjoyable. The woman does not need an applied lube in this case.

The labia of her vagina will flatten out and open up: The vagina normally lengthens and widens during female orgasm. All this occurs because of the increased flow of blood to the pelvic region of her body.

The skin flushes: Her skin will flush and her muscles will start to contract once she has attained orgasm. The breathing rate, heart rate, and blood pressure will continue to increase over time. The changes are common among most women who have reached this point.
See more:
https://gist-splash..com/2018/04/5-interesting-things-that-happen-to.html

Having a baby or babies is every woman's dream unless you don't see value in being a mum. It is the most painful thing a woman undergoes - the delivery. However, the pain is what adds value to being a woman.

Below are some of the things you should expect after giving birth either through the normal way or through Caesarian Section (CS)

1. Cramps
One may think that after delivery there will be no pains at all. However, it is after delivery that you will experience the worst cramps ever because the uterus is shrinking back to its normal size causing a lot of abdominal pain.

2. Heavy flow

It is after delivery whether normal or CS that you experience heavy menses that may last for up to a month or more. This may be accompanied by huge clots that can appear scary to you. You don't need to get scared since it is normal.

3. Emotional gang up

Most women experience much emotions after giving birth especially when the baby cries for no reason. This condition should not however, be taken lightly should it become too serious, a condition called postpertum depression. You are advised to see your doctor.

4. Stitching

Most women experience swelling and stitching down there in cases of normal delivery. This is normally experienced when there were tears during the delivery. This may make peeing a big problem.

5. Hair fallout

Due to hormonal imbalances during pregnancy and during giving birth in some women, hair fallout might be experienced. In some cases it happens during pregnancy. Women should however, know that this is temporary and the hair will grow back
See more at:
https://gist-splash..com/2018/04/5-things-you-should-expect-after-giving.html

Want to grow out a haircut you hate or try to achieve an ass-grazing length? Read on.



1. Remember that it can't grow overnight. Unless your scalp unleashes new strands like a Chia Pet, gaining new length is going to take time. "Hair typically only grows about a quarter of an inch — to a half an inch max — a month," says celebrity hair stylist Mark Townsend, who helped Ashley Olsen grow out her asymmetric bob to past her waist. "And that's only if it is super-healthy and doesn't have a ton of split ends." The bottom line: Practice patience.

2. Ironically, scissors are your friend. Although getting regular trims to snip splits won't make your hair actually grow faster, it will keep tips looking healthy and prevent splits from working their way up strands, requiring you to chop hair off more often. "If you wait so long that splits are causing your hair to break off high up on the strand, your hair will actually be shorter than if you get consistent trims," Townsend says, who suggests asking your stylist to take around just an eighth of an inch off every 10 to 12 weeks to prevent extreme split ends before they start.

3. Use conditioner every time you shampoo. "If your hair is wet, that means you have to condition it," Townsend says. "Over time, from coloring and heat styling, strands start to get thinner at the bottom." Conditioner helps replace the lipids and proteins inside the hair shaft, "as well as seal the cuticle to help prevent more damage from happening so that you can get your hair to grow longer and look healthier,"

4. And don't shampoo every time you shower. "It's shocking to me how many women skip conditioner when showering, which is the worst thing you can do for your hair — especially when you're trying to grow it long — and it's actually shampoo that you should be skipping as much as possible," Townsend says. Here's why: The purpose of shampoo is to wash away dirt and product buildup, but it can also take essential natural oils that keep strands soft and healthy along with it. When you really do need shampoo, be gentler on your hair by only lathering up at your scalp and then simply letting the suds slide down strands, hitting the rest of the hair as the water rinses it away.

Read more at:
https://gist-splash..com/2018/03/13-tricks-for-growing-your-hair-really.html

Our world is a peculiar place. Humanity has been around for millennia, and yet we still know so little about what surrounds us. What we do know, however, is that there are lots of weird animals in the world, who look so strange that even the scientists are stumped. Today, we will tell you about ten especially odd animals and their homes. Join us on this exciting adventure!

We wanted to start off our list with this truly bizarre creature. The batfish perpetually looks like it is wearing bold lipstick, and we are here for it. Even though it is technically a fish, it is actually a very poor swimmer. Instead of swimming, it uses its fins to ‘walk’ on the sea bottom.

What is also fascinating is that even though the brightly coloured lips are this fish’s signature trait, scientists have no idea why they look like that. Unlike other animals with distinct features, this one does not seem to be using it to its advantage.

Now, you might be thinking that Red-lipped and Rosy-lipped batfish are the same fish, when, in fact, these are two different species. Red-lipped batfish (Ogcocephalus darwini) lives off Peru and around the Galapagos Islands at 3-76 metres below sea level. Rosy-Lipped Batfish, on the other hand, lives near the shore of Costa Rica, close to the Cocos Island at 35-150 metres.

Here we have another sea creature that, despite looking very unusual, stuns with its visage. Often regarded as Blue Dragon for its unique shape and colour, it usually does not grow bigger than 8 centimetres. Unlike our previous pick, which is a bottom dweller, this one prefers to float on the surface.

You can find these tiny slugs in the tropical waters around the coast of South Africa, the east side of Australia and even in European waters. Now, if your first instinct was ‘where can I get one of these for myself?’, you better hold your horses, as Blue Dragon has a very specific diet of hydrozoans that you cannot get at your local pet shop. So feast your eyes from afar.

See photos at

https://gist-splash..com/2018/03/top-10-strange-animals-you-have-never.html

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Having a baby outside wedlock isn't fatherhood; it is gross irresponsibility.
A responsible man won't have allowed the illegitimate kids be birthed.

Fatherhood is about responsibility.

Be it in or out of wedlock.. A child issa child

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Let's have yours.

None that I know of

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