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Amynature:
hahahahahahha, teach him to be.

v tried bt he is nt co-operating

Terry Wat? blood of my father
pls dnt invite him..invite Faze instead

MuhdG:
Enh. You said u dont like terry G. I would have invited him

wats my commission

Ayima:
Please dear, support and vote for AYIMA as mr nairaland please. Join #TEAMAYIMA please, thanks God bless you.

aww dat so sweet
wish MUhdG can do same for me bt he is nt dat romantic

ok bt u cnt b dia father

MuhdG:
LOL.
Noo. Is only because i have baby face na

am here to view pixures
cus i dnt knw whom to vote

u still b baby for my eyes

MuhdG:
Ehn now. Old man like me.
How can i be a pikin

his skul is on stike

Yomieluv:
When is wizkid graduating?

father?

MuhdG:
No,
I can only b tha father

MuhdG:
Hehe. Do u have childrenn

yes na U er 1 of dem

some parents don't even have time for their children.. all they knw is money
liv home in the morning com back at nite
so m nt surprise seeing some gals dressed like dis



my children can neva tink of dressing like dis

isok

Freemanan:
Too many insincerity....

y na?

Freemanan:
I AM OFFICIALLY OPTING OUT OF THE MR. NAIRALAND CONTEST. IT HAS COME TO MY NOTICE THAT IT IS A CHARADE OF INSINCERITY AND NEPOTISM. HUGE THANKS TO ALL OF YOU THAT GAVE ME THE NOMINA OPERANDIA TO COMMENCE....
GRACIAS, AND I WISH THE CONTESTANTS LUCK.


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MrCork:
...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache

Name:
Real age please:
Commplexsion:
Body Type:
Coca cola shape or V Shape:
Boobsi Shape:
Boobsi size:
Thigh Size:
Thigh Shape:
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK:
Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +:
Can cook or Cant cook:
Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam

Your answers shall remain connfidential and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS. Cheers!!

Hmmmmmmm

nor mind dem...na only EDO state dey sweet 4 dia mouth

Idiataqueen:
RIP TO D DEAD,i tot dey say is only edo dat is into cultism? Sum ple are just to stupid to be among sane ple.

adeh39:
GOOD MORNING GUYS!!!!
How was ur nite? Mine was cool........





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#Team SCENT

SCENT ALL D WAY

Khd95:
Baddest combo


dogmeat+ogogoro

= death

na who we go bliv

nollywood actor

Alhkerimu:
wait ooo, igbo actor or nolywood actor, any way may his soul rest in peace.

u don old ooo

UkwuNnu:
Funny man

One episode like that, he was asked to get his urine for lab test. He urinated in a container and kept under the bed, his pregnant wife mistakingly poured it while sweeping. Knowing he would be angry, she pee into the container to replace it.
When he got to the lab the next morning, he was diagnosed to be pregnant

He came home crying and singing "Jagua don get belle o, iyo iyo o, weda e go born tomorrow o iyo iyo..."

Really enjoyed his comedies

if u dnt knw JAGUAR.........my guy u er still a baby

Skillfullulu:
I don't think I know him, I guess I was in heaven then.

lemme manage it [quote author=scentmarlc post=34380272]babe tek sharwarma and chicken pepper soup to douse the cough[/quote