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Most nigerians must be stupid for a nigerian to think that nigerians are very stupid

Crude Oil:
What exactly is Gods time?

God's time is simply put,the best time.

Its not proper.
Reason being old firewood nor dey hard to catch fire

Is d badly conceived amnesty offer of yaradull for south south governors or for militants?

They are crying over pti's relocation,soon yaradull will move NDDC to Gusau.

NLanders,una 2 much.
The ony media forum taht gives balanced news reporting.

Lawyers in d house.

Who has the right to declare a debtor bankrupt,the creditor or the court?

Access bank should ve known better I think.

To me o,logically,d  thanksgiving should hold in the church
where the wedding was held.
After the  wedding and thanksgiving,u may corner ur wife to ur church.

U are the one marrying ,not ur family.
Take charge,ur family's decision should be second to urs.
Solicit their understanding though otherwise
they ll label ur wife a bad woman even b4 d married life had taken off.

The poster and his/her question cant be correct.
An average nigerian married woman wears 2 rings.
The engagement and the marriage ring both in d same finger.

But the men,no way.Am a typical example,reason being convenience.

Relationships requires patience but poster,
abeg think am twice.
Dont rush to quit but pls dont be too rigid to ask ursef if this man is worth it.

Major oil and gas producer!Exports crude oil and gas.

Import fuel,kerosene etc.
Now to import gas?

Why dont MEND etc just blow up everything we have so dat we can justifiably import?

While human life and d environment bears d condemnable heat from gas flaring,dem still wan import
what dey have wasted thru flaring?

Does dis ppl think at all?

Just bear this in mind.
The classified transport policy of this govt is "Lagosians must use BRT freely or by force"
Owise,how best do u explain all d new fees and fines for tarffic related offences?

Everything goes in Nigeria.

Now someone is blaming cnn etc .

In as much as i wont rush to ask if d DG had a part to play in d market crash in naija,
is there no better and more intelligent response he could give instead of making
her comment a laffing stock in d whole world?

If cnn is to blame,was it cnn dat went about preaching da naija market was strong
and uncrashable even when d indices where in red alert?

Is it in d blood for most nigerians office holders to enjoy goofing?

Playing international when u cant even play local?

Somebody pls tell him.
In international relations,u dont have permanent friend,just permanent interest.
No world leader even as badly perceived as Iran's ruler will go about
taking sides in issues like dis.

Every leader plays neat and safe,not in naija.

3yrs ago a female friend working with Huawei complained bitterly
about the way they were treating dem.Am not surprised
dat it has gone from bad to worse.

Who will help d naija workers there?
Is it the house of assembly dat is making laws to ban first ladies from using siren,such trivialiaties?

No hope,Only God is ur hope

okotie800:
Hey brother,why do u bother urself,u are in the helm of things.Religion is the leading business in Nigeria now.U can really make it big.I bet u sooner or later u will be buying a private jet,wearing million dollar suits,jerry curlin ur hair, movin in expensive limo.Boy,u got such wonderful prospects.I wish i were u.

Oh my goist,
The repsonse above is d best so far.
Think about it.

Fhemmmy:
She might wanna say that to test how much u love her oh

Then,I will let her leave to prove to her that two can play

Guy,work on ur sef.

For crying out loud, dis woman has remained faithful
inspite of the difficult nites u ve put her thru.

Am not convinced dat u aint the problem and not the poor woman.

Somebody should tell Yara dat his ministers have already starting judging him even
b4 his tenure expired.

Minister of Education----------ASUU Strike
Minister of Health--------------Doctors Strike
Minister of Works -------------Apapa Oshodi Expressway,Benin Shagamu Express way,among all d federal roads in nigeria.
Minster of Power---------------Quoted as Saying "6000megawarts by December is not feasbile",ongoing PHCN staff strike
Minister of Defence-------------MEND attack of Atlas Cove.
2007 Generla Election----------Obama's Ghana Trip

What more can one say?

nairobijoe:
Eni lori koni fila (person wey get , no get cap)

person wey get head,nor get cap

For a good laugh anytime anyday,look up d latest pix of d guy.

Indeed there are typical nigerians here.
In my part of naija it is called ejuju.
Try ejuju in ofe ikele with ogili,tastes like heaven.

Isnt dis rather surprising?
Over 7000 ppl viewed this thread,yet the replies falls below 10.
Na so everybody dey find free food/cooking tutorials?

However right fash response may be,
I just know dat u cannot warn d armed group dat attacked u right in ur backyard
while u were sleeping.

Its rightly not fash problem,it goes to say nigeria navy and army
can be given a surprised attack anyday anytime right in dia barrack.

Is dangote the president of nigeria or yaradua?
everything happens in naija

Poor Yara
All d man could do was simply lament.

People dont blame dis man pls.
Have nt u heard dat lamentation is an item in d seven point agenda?

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Adieu MJ.