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Pillars1:
But some predict that Election may not held so we should pray had to avoid that.

Hmm, nawahoo

Caseless:
I laff at the man that cited shamgari in the old testament bible when shagari won to justify his prophesy.
*falls frm mat*
ok, here is my prophesy about the coming election: the person tipped to win by some has the first letter of the first month of every year, but the person that's going to win has a name sounding like the last 3 syllables of the month in which the election is going to be held. And we must pray, fast for this prophesy not to be averted.
Somebody should tell me the name of my president, pls.

Both jona and febuhari
#Lol

Tintinnoty:
. No don't download it.......I wonder some pple ask irrelevant question

Where the cache cleaner na

hahn:
And videos

Audio and graphics unko?

Saecula:
Guy ur own beta o.
U mean *555* phone no, then dial?

After the phone no

Saecula:
Mine shows 40k per second

Ur area no make sense oooh
4k per second in the morning and night.
8k per second in the evening
16k per second during the day
That's how they charge me here in ma area.
And u can call all networks with those charges if u include this in the number *555*

hushmail:
yes those who believe dat 9ja is their personal property wants to rule by fire by force

what of SE?

SE must take their 8 yrs after gej b4 any other zone

Seriously, the south East, need to rule this country, haba! I no be igbo sha but I want igbo presido. If jona wins(if) next year election then the igbo president won't be now........a northner will still come back in 2019 but if buhari wins (if) then their is chance for igbo president in the NEAR future.
I no belong to any party sha, but let the best man win.
#igbo.president.

Treyknowles:
Is it because u watched batman and catwoman?

Nah! Though I watched catwoman, buh that is not the case.
I have bn hearing people making this statement for a very long time now
"Cats have Nine lives"

marcjoe:
There was no winner in the prediction game between

MANCHESTER UNITED VS LIVERPOOL

kyase, came close to winning....

U guys should stay tuned to this thread..

Would u want to miss the next episode?

Atleast even 100mb will do na
Biko brov

holatin:
he bit me when I ask it

No be ur own be that na......
Na him own u be that na....
Anyway slap am for me

holatin:
let me ask my cat

Lolz
Abeg ask am, and also ask am how many em don leave, details go make sense pass.

I don't know if this is the right place to post this:
But,
Have you ever heard someone say that cats have nine
lives? What’s up with that? Is it true? If so, who keeps
count?

Man united 3-1 liverpool

3-1
United wins

murimoney:
dem force u use am?

I wonder ooh

Badosqi:
Really Maybe u didn't watch the same episode 5 I watched. C'mon that episode is by far the best in this season. That disappointment look on abraham's face is priceless after all the struggles he had passed through trying to keep dat yeye Eugene alive from the time they were together.

That car(the water tank) how is that possible? The engine is down, how the hell did eugine able to pump water from it?

coolmoon500:
Does the hip hop song glorify God?

If the words of the song does not glorify God, then what good is in it??

So u are saying that if I eventually start singing "dear mama"(raps) by tu pac shakur it becomes a sin since its doesn't glorify GOD but my mama.?

If this match end like that, that one means say I go win $46k

iheanyi40:
i dey tell u plus 1216guests

Oops my lungs dey my throat now...... O god of creation..........

Check out the viewers(the entire nairalanders)
Eagles no disappoint ooh

artisticallyart:
I have met the second one and my reply was, they had already happened and I went further to tell him, I lost my job, my landlady has evicted me, that I just left the hospital yesterday and as I speak to him now I do not have money to eat, he should assist me with hundred naira. He murmured, bad market.

Ahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhhahakekekekekekkehohohohohoohouueheheeieieehei
Omen u no try ooh

cegxie:
You belong...
Nokia was my first.. Av forgotten the model, av used almost all the models..

U SEE..........

cegxie:
Sorry to burst your bubble @ OP but these ones are second generation phones.. I belonged to the erricson T10, Nokia banana or feeding bottle class, then those ones newly came and were fairly used. I remember the seller asking me if I sold my fathers land just because I wan obtain his merchandise. The sim was mtn and it cost me 32k while the fone though fairly used was 20k.. My econet was 22k and the phone 16k back then... I will never forgive MTN and Econet for that.. With Glo came the samsung blue screen and that blinking led light.. Mehn.. How time flies...

Nawahooo weldon u na granny with fones be that
For me sha the samsung was mine first mobile. God forgive that fone br3. Amen.

Peejayybold:
Hahahaha nice one

So, now what's funny ehn?

omat20:
Those who won today will have their recharge tomorrow.For those that didn't win,make sure you study the capitals of all the countries in d world because dat is where my question will come from.Also 5 winners will get 200 recharge each. Stay tuned

Ask me.......

Pekkelly:
lol... smart guy

Thanks

So na bcus of THE FLASH felicity refuse OLIVER abi..
OLI must hear thIS

Wisegeek01:
. .. Oya' abeg help me Caption this one?

Here's mine* "When you tryna Shoot a naija blockbuster"

Hehehe

That machine no dey move na
The check the wheels and the rider right leg(it bur) like the guy the hurry to put it like so that dem go snap.

Vivly:
we thank God. How's the trekking going?

GoalllLlllllLllllL
23-0
Halftime

Send card for me I go help u talk to am.....