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Kingdollar28:
U be idiot ooh

Walaii


Simping kee u dia

Werin I do u

Yesterday was really a Sunday indeed. Alright, lemme share to you a little about this fantastic Sunday.😹😹

My elder sister decided she was going to take us out in the afternoon, you know, to have a good time and stuff. At first we didn’t even know where to go because where we reside, there are less eye catching places like that. (By eye catching places I mean places to have good and fun time).

So when it was time to go well (her kids and my friend) carry ourself inside the car and we were set to an unknown destination.

“Where are we going now?” This was me asking my sister.

“I’m thinking of checking Kiddies Park since this children won’t let me rest. Kiddies Park has been their theme song since this morning.”

I was already fuming when I heard Kiddies Park. What am I? A seven year old? What’s my business with Kiddies Park? I see no reason why I should go there sha.

I was still angry that we were going to kiddies park but on sighting the park, I became so excited that I almost shouted.

The park was so filled up. It was as if half of China population was in the park. There was no parking space at all. Different cars con full everywhere both Kekenapep and Venza with other cars.

I immediately told my sister to let’s find another place to go. She couldn’t even argue with me because she was not ready to be looking for a child without tribal mark. We then zoomed off.

That was how Kiddies park was out of the picture o. We then drive to the Mall and that was okay by me. I was satisfied. Now, that’s an adult thing.

When we got to the Mall, it was as if there was one big festival. The large crowd that was there was so amazing and terrifying. If one is not careful you’d think a terrible accident had occurred.

What baffled me was the entrance of the Mall. It was as if they were doing giveaways to the people there. In fact the Mall was locked from inside. The security guards prevented people from entering any further.
The crowd was just too much. Mall con turn to Bank and ATM stands wey people dey queue to collect cash or to seek for customer’s service.

We eventually have to leave the Mall again o. We just jejely (gently) carry the car and face the direction to our house.

No be by force to have nice time and even the afternoon sun wasn’t friendly. It was just roasting somebody skin like roasted corn.

That’s how messed up yesterday’s Sunday was.

Westerhoffe:
Do these:
1. Get a can of Peak Milk.

2. Pour it all on the floor.

3. Bend down and suck it up without taking in sand and dirts.

If you can do the above, you can still save that bondagesionship.

If you can't, don't cry over it…
It's just as a spilled milk.

Things happen so that you can know who you're dealing with.

I did I sucked it without tasting the sand

She asked if she can’t have friends because she’s dating me again ?
She was with one of my friends on the road one day and I called him so we can talk based on i and my gf have issues, I didn’t bother talking to her.
Imagine this girl told my friend not to come to meet me that I’m her ex and he should not answer me

I met this young girl on WhatsApp from my school group, I fell in love with this girl and started investing in her to make her happy always .
I always buy her airtime everyday and buy her sharwama and suya at night. this girl told me It’s only me and her for life only for her to start moving with other guys telling me they are just her friends.

She controls me a lot but it’s all for love, she spent a night in a guys place and I got upset and she shouted at me asking if I don’t trust then I don’t love her.

After all I spent for this girl , she told me I didn’t do anything for her.

I still love this girl and I don want to leave her but she has refused to talk to me.

Please what do I do ?

Abolodje:
The rate at which jobless Nigerians come to this forum to keep on clowning is becoming alarming.

You reading the post too no get work ?

Dzzzz:
You perceived cum from her mouth😒..You kissed her and felt everywhere is slippery werey..You done suck cum also..

No I didn’t kiss
I tried to but she resisted
I knew she didn’t wanna kiss cus of the cum in her mouth

Collins4u1:
Tụfịakwa gị.

Disgusting.

😅😅😅

EriMma1:
Child lock sensor device needs to be fixed on this site ASAP.

Mtchewwww

Hater

Curious345:
I wish I could permanently block the romance section .. lots of fuulz in here

You are among them 😅

superCleanworks:
and your parents were happy when your mom gave birth to you.

What are you insinuating ?

purples25:
Leave her alone and focus on better things.

Abi na

Foodqueen:
U well so...

Ur write up no even make sense.

Read am with care

Curious345:
Song lyrics " you're my jaiye jaiye jaaa.... I'll die for your badey badey now"


Bro are you on some drugs or what ?


With the hyper inflation in town, you're still singing rubbish?

No vex me oo

Wetin this one Dey talk ?
Wetin concern my song concern the inflation wey dey your life
Oga rest

marlow1962:
Nawa o, the write up don scatter my head

I good abi?

purples25:
Even if you sleep with the girl and others have actually slept with her, what will you gain? That she passed your side too, abi? Or that you didn't miss out as a sharp guy.

Lol guys be drinking up STDs and spiritual consequences, and they dey happy about am on top.

O ma sé o! Who do una like this!

So what are you saying now ?

That I should wat?

Gadafii:
How old are you this boy, and do you have any life ambition?

Why do you ask ?

superlanny:
The number of wet pants would have been humongous, small thing the ladies will be screaming like Abiku. If that young man knows what's good for him he should not let those distractions destroy his career, who no fear woman...

Why and how do you feel women might destroy his career?

xendra:
you mean have your own space in hell. You think you are doing the girl? Lemaooo kwatinu

So who am I doing then ?