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Puss360:
Sex addiction abeg ....
Or maybe Snoring ...


But that snoring ehn, some men be like V8 engine

talented321:
Can you Bleep 20 times a day. Be like you never jam sex addict

slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Bros op dey say sex addiction

You nor know wetin you take dey play

The rest can be managed and as time goes on solution can come but that sex addiction from a woman go drain your blood till the end of time ...no solution bro

frowland:
How did you come to the conclusion that he moves the bike 🚴‘everyday’?

SocialJustice:
People that can fetch water to fill drums upstairs with buckets, what's bike they can't carry?

SyrusdeHansome:
Then why r u not yet married?

finallybusy:
Five threads a day. Nairaland still dey sweet this one.

Mayflowa:
The west did both. They are very good with story telling, acting and science as well.

wisdomkid:
oh Sh!t!!! Why did I open this thread abeg?

faceLAGOS:
Must everyone be married?

Abi wèrè leleyi ni?

Stanweezy:
Yvonne Nelson, very fine babe, I've always liked that lady but it seems relationship is not meant for him.
Ko

This reminds me to one of my client, very nice, fresh and cute and over 30 but not married, sometimes I call her to make her feel loved.

Sometimes I asked myself maybe this thing called village ppl might be real.

marsup:
One post gym picture, defines her past?
Bullocks!

CuriousStudent:
An actress taking a post workout picture with her colleagues probably in the gym is bad?

How old are you?
Are you aware that Alexander De great conquered the world at 25? Do you know how old Halaand is?

Focus. You are a man, nobody comes to save you or sympathize with you for being a failure .
This idle time you spend will earn you nothing.

Buuld yourself,occupy yourself

Belteshazzar1:
Chai i remember the story back then in primary school...

Wow i don dey old oo

RaySimran:
lol

The most catchy story I enjoyed then was the one he (tortoise) reach an agreement with birds to follow them to a sky meeting, the all borrowed him a stand from their feathers so he could fly.

At the venue he tricked the birds to observe praying session before devouring the delicious delicacies on the table, the birds all obliged and choose a fellow to lead while having their eyes closed, he toke advantage of the great moment, eating everything eatable on the table.

The birds were freak out after discovering that he played them, they all retrieved their feathers angrily from him, he become nervous while thinking of how he'll get back on earth.

Fortunately, a friend was willing to give him a listening ear, 'tell my wife to put all the soft items in the house outside so when i fall back to earth I won't be injured' he said, the bird agreed, he was relaxed and his happiness returned, but the message was delivered in the contrary.

He fell on rock n stones. reasons for his shattered shell today.

Westerhoffe:
Dance Palm Tree.

SyrusdeHansome:
Some of u are always quick to talk or write abt marriage as if it's a bed of roses. Wait till u enter into it then u will knw what it means 2b hooked with one person 4 life. U think marriage is like what u always watch in noliwood nd holiwood movies.

OriOko88:
One of the most Ludicrous fantasies I really believed when growing up in d 90s is the belief that if u put sea water and lagoon water in d same bottle,the bottle will break and d water will separate . d news went so viral that almost everyone believed it then

Sandralight:
I read a similar group of stories then, I dont know whether it's this one or something else, I remember one of the stories, it goes like this

So there was this group of friends that always hang out, so one day one of the friend let's say his name is David told them that, he can sleep without heat or blanket during the cold season, that is body is very strong to withstand the cold and he can leave his windows open and sleep without any source of heat, his friends laugh and said it was impossible for him to do that and he will catch a cold or freeze to death, so they decided to do a wager, if David can sleep without any source of heat throughout the night, they will give him a prize but if he can't do it, he will have to prepare a feast for all of them.

So the day was planned and David really slept the night, opening the windows and without any source of heat, his friends came very early in the morning to see whether he really did it, David showed them everything and told him his body is really strong and he can survive the cold but one of his friends saw a candle burning and they ask David about it, David said he used the candle to see and his friends latch on that, that a candle is a source of heat and that candle kept david warm through out the night, so David failed the challenge and he have to prepare a feast for them.

On the day of the feast, all his friends came early and David told him the food will be ready soon, they waited for hours and hours and David kept reassuring them that the food will soon be ready, after waiting for so long they all went to the kitchen to see the food that was taking too long and to their surprise they saw that the food was been prepared by a single candle and there was no way the food was going to be done, David came after them and told them that
If you believe a single candle can warm me throughout the very cold night then they must believe a single candle can prepare their meal lol

frankyychiji:
LoL 😝
Thank you for the two folktales you hinted on because it's given me a clue of another BS bedtime stories to tell my very curious 7yr old.
I just need to be imaginative and expand the story using your clue.

diogo23:
Run and don't look back , abortion is a sin before man and GOD

RoadMozart:
Baba go don see shege

Ihateheadslamer:
Marriage is it an achievement

RoadMozart:
I read this book in primary school then.

Gone are the good old days

WeirdAlien:
It's not enough to breakup for if you really want her. Just be sure she's medically okay should you have serious future plans.

For those guys saying you should run, do you know where you're running to? Do you know even some of those "smart guys" have ended up with girls who had more than 10 abortions in their past life?

Some girls get unwanted pregnancy because they're too trusting and are not bad enough. But other girls do because they're trying to hook a guy. And others never even get pregnant because they're too smart in the game.

Short answer:
Unless she had more than one abortion, you should be more worried about body count

Kingray10:
Guy Bleep ur turn...
After all you dont have plans of marriage.

CondenseMilk:
Those kine girls dey get big bress and big nyash!

More so, they are very difficult to resist and this is why the Op is shouting for help, he wants to see if he would get some words of encouragement so as to hold onto her irresistible packages.




Yes oo the girl is very voluptuous