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eepeepook:
Yes. A fourteen year old. Sango-Ota is a boring place.

Meaning ?

OndoRaph:
List Of Acronyms Not Words

Read my post u will see where I made mention of acronyms

I just had to minimize the letters

SIRTee15:
kyber this is what we talking about

Bro we are talking about words we use everyday not seasonal words
Nawa oo

RamseyKush:
Alpha male kee you there🤣🤣

😂😂😂

MechanicMike:
No worries. We beleaf u

Na u sabi

MechanicMike:
So u sayin she a disaster BECUZ she dint giv u puccccccci... corrrrrrrect? Bro, do u need help sir?(no offenscce)

Una tree the pucci but she wasn’t as fine as I expected

LikeAking:
You go block the man..
No fear am, age is just a number.

Like the Nigga go chop beating for my hand

MechanicMike:

😂😂😂

Vinnie2000:
This Boy, with ur Fable Stories. ☹️

Still Rest a little bit, ok?

Una don conclude me abi

So this babe was looking pretty in picture whom I met on Facebook. So we got talking and she picked interest in me .
That was how we planned to meet up, we met when she came over to my place but this girl was looking inferior compared to her pictures like she used filters in all her pictures that I could barely recognize her in real life.
But base on Konji levels I had to wangle her and I had my way.
This was what she texted me after our meeting and what I replied.

I replied like the alpha male that I am
Did I do right?

1Alex:
Olodo thread.

Oya olopolo thread add yours

Oluromantic:
I'm not trying to discredit your thread. Just fine-tune it sir. TV isn't necessary on that list

Add yours na

ebenezary:
Have you pay your house at last with your landlady Mr lamba lol

Lori ro

Did I Ssy I could not pay
Do you know how much I pay?

Smartguyboy:
My experienced was after many hours of begging this girl she refused saying we are age mate back then in sec sch( thunder fire konji) when she now finally agreed as I was about to remove her pant her elder sis just called her mama!!! Come and open the door 🚪 my mind fly believe I was faster than Bolt then , the kind of speed I used to run 🏃‍♀️ away from they backyard door even if someone cut my head I will not notice . Las las i no see 🍑 till date . Now she have 3 kids

Omo

eventainment:
Fufu and milk Op; benz of 9 million OP; now this story. All im seeing is a good content creator with unpolished skills. Learn content creation and how to write good and professionally I could recommend some books

Abeg recommend the books give yourself 😂

Oluromantic:
You need to be distinguishing your fact well

Everyone knows the meaning of TV. MC is also known by a lot of people.

Just cause you know it doesn’t mean others do
What about the rest acronyms listed?

You sha Dey find way discredit my thread

LeeSmart:
Guy how far? Na which kind lamba wey u release come make nlfpmod close ur thread?
You stil come the 4 here the give us another lai mohammed abi?

Omo me sef no understand y e go close my thread just cus I use another photo

He no read the story behind the photo ni

Benwallt:
Nifmod ban this boy. You closed the first thread due to false information. The same miscreant is here with the same lies

Lol 😂 it’s a legit information buh I couldn’t snap and show the bruise on my own skin
Nairaland no be heaven bro

TUANKU:
The man no try, him suppose lock the gate first to prevent you from escaping before flogging you to your default settings.

lol

Vinnie2000:
BJ Mouth Gig
VJ Vagina
JT John Thomas

OP, these are the ones I can remember for Now..🤔

Bj is Mouth Gig

JoyousFurnitire:


Payback when next you have the chance to "do the do" with his daughter

I’ll do hit his daughters punni so Hrd

Vinnie2000:
Yes o, Screenshot ur Birth certificate or WAEC result and Upload
Before you get Registered. 😕

The OP is a very Funny but idle Boy.

Lol I work Nd play

Bluezy13:
Reminds me an experience in 2011 during 2go era.

Used the kitchen door to zoom off without my shoes and belt.

This man caught me unawares

Ahmed0336:
Lucky you, if na me be her papa, you for no get energy to type this

If you be her papa I must break your office leg

money121:
I swear werey fe gba away match imagine
Awon omo ni sokoto sufee ye

Gbenu da ke

Fineman2:
You are really jobless

E be like for your village dem Dey work for night abi 😂

So I went To visit my babe at her place,she told me her dad went to work and would return in the evening.
As at 12pm I was getting prepared to do the do, so while I was eating Indomie prepared by her someone walked in through the back gate and asked who I was , I told him I am friend of his daughter and before I could say anything more,this man loosened his belt and flogged me mercilessly.

He ran after me and kept flogging me till I outran him
Right now I’m thinking of a pay back ,

What do I do ?
I’m hurting all over and I want revenge,,,
How do I carry out my plans

So I went To visit my babe at her place,she told me her dad went to work and would return in the evening.
As at 12pm I was getting prepared to do the do, so while I was eating Indomie prepared by her someone walked in through the back gate and asked who I was , I told him I am friend of his daughter and before I could say anything more,this man loosened his belt and flogged me mercilessly.

He ran after me and kept flogging me till I outran him
Right now I’m thinking of a pay back ,

What do I do ?
I’m hurting all over and I want revenge,,,
How do I carry out my plans

Even till now some acronyms are used everyday in our lives but we don’t know what they signify and we don’t actually care to find out…
Here are some of the words below

*MC-Master Of Ceremony
*DJ-Disk Jockey or Director Of Jamz
*FM-Fequency Modulation
*VCD-Visual Compact Disk
*DVD-Digital Versatile Disc
*ASAP-As Soon As Possible
*TV-Television
*OAP-On Air Personality
*NNPC-Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation

Please add yours and it’s meaning

Jozilinn:
Abeg shift oga fufu and milk.

I’m sure I didn’t post this in the romance section 😂