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Romance › Re: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by kyber(op): 4:09pm On Feb 21, 2022
MufasaLion:
O ye Redpillers, another sumptuous meal is here for y'all retärds to devour.

grin grin grin
They Can Try !!
Romance › Re: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by kyber(op): 3:53pm On Feb 21, 2022
Jeon:
gringrin





YOU BE BETTER IN-LAW OOOH







gringrin
I dey tell u
Romance › Re: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by kyber(op): 3:53pm On Feb 21, 2022
9182736455O1999:
Redpillers are coming for you
I’m waiting for them
Romance › I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by kyber(op): 3:47pm On Feb 21, 2022
I’m Giving It To My Girlfriend Sister Without Her Knowing

Just bought my girlfriends sister a new Tecno spark 5 pro without my babe knowing

Her sister has been phone-less for 3months now
She’s been begging me to get it for her but her elder sister who is my babe refused saying “she doesn’t deserve it” reasons best know to her though.

I also feel it’s not my responsibility but she keeps on bugging me to buy it for her and that I shouldn’t don’t tell her elder sister !!!

Well I just decided to buy it for her today at a mini Plaza close to my area

(Picture below)

Have I made the right decision

Romance › Getting A Tattoo Got Her Scared So She Went With Her Friends For Support by kyber(op): 11:11am On Feb 21, 2022
She just had to go with her friends to get the tattoo drawn cause she was scared of going alone

Picture below

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has Finally Served Me Breakfast …(pictures) by kyber(op): 9:59pm On Feb 19, 2022
Walkee:
roast chicken not roasted chicken
Thanks for the correction
Romance › My Girlfriend Has Finally Served Me Breakfast …(pictures) by kyber(op): 12:08pm On Feb 19, 2022
We ordered some roasted chicken in the early hours of today and got it delivered to us
surprisingly my Babe paid for it even though I objected at first

Then we got down to business and we chewed while watching Netflix …realizing how mouth watering it is we finished it all

She is dozing now as we speak

She wanted to prepare it but there was no time to do that so this how we satisfied ourselves

What a nice breakfast my girlfriend served me

Get yourself a wonderful partner

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 9:08am On Feb 18, 2022
AoifeNightfall:
Because she fed you, she's a real lady?

You people should not complain when we call men who give their partners money real men o
Did I give her money to prepare the meal?

So where is your point?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 9:07am On Feb 18, 2022
Segzy22:
You have a wonderful wife, there are 3% of them left in Nigeria
Thanks
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 9:06am On Feb 18, 2022
ceede2:
when she know your weak point. 3bread at a time!
Lol
Car Talk › Re: Some Nigerian Drivers Can Be Dirty!! (pictures) by kyber(op): 8:37am On Feb 18, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
I remember my bus-hopping office days. grin

After something like this, you sneak into the office and flirt with an office assistant to help you with detergent, toothbrush, sponge, bleach, dish washing liquid, gunpowder or anything you can lay your desperate hands on to scrub it off. Next stage, will be how to dry it off quickly but standing right in front of a standing 2HP AC has proved the most effective for me because it even drycleans the scrub. cheesy


Then you spend the rest of that day feeling awkward and aware of your colleagues' stares. I usually meet any with a hard gaze angry(your papa).

The best way to avoid these is to keep a sweater in the office & wear it over your shirt for that day.
Or wear the sweater over your dress before boarding a vehicle
Car Talk › Re: Some Nigerian Drivers Can Be Dirty!! (pictures) by kyber(op): 8:35am On Feb 18, 2022
thesicilian:
Lol. Seat belts in Nigerian buses are not for emergencies. They're for avoiding 'police wahala'.
Not only Nigerian buses are dirty
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:34am On Feb 18, 2022
Jeon:
she is that is why I love her cheesy

Doesn’t stop others from loving her

she is, but the somebody love his mother and sisters more than his wife because she is not a relative.

Some men still love their wives more than their mother


same as my mom..

no be me talk am ooh, nah wetin I see for NL PINKPILLS topics.

cheesycheesy
Car Talk › Re: Some Nigerian Drivers Can Be Dirty!! (pictures) by kyber(op): 8:27am On Feb 18, 2022
thesicilian:
You hold it when you see the law enforcement officers and release it when you've passed them.
But would that save you in times of emergency?
Car Talk › Re: Some Nigerian Drivers Can Be Dirty!! (pictures) by kyber(op): 8:27am On Feb 18, 2022
thesicilian:
Lol. You can't blame them too much. The roads are bad, either very muddy and wet, or dusty at best. Wash your vehicle in the morning and before you turn out of your street, it's already super dusty inside and outside, especially if there's no A/C that can allow you to wind up your windows.
Even at that you still have to keep your vehicle neat
Extends its life span
Car Talk › Re: Some Nigerian Drivers Can Be Dirty!! (pictures) by kyber(op): 8:25am On Feb 18, 2022
Baawaa:
I don't fastening it on my cloth, I prefer to hold it tight not to touch my cloth grin grin grin
Won’t it touch?
What if u going on a long journey ?
Would you hold on to that position for long?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:23am On Feb 18, 2022
Jeon:
you think so?

PINKPILLS SAID ONLY UR MOTHER AND SISTERS DESERVE LOVE..
Are your mother and sister not women?

Is your mother not somebody’s wife?
Is your sister not somebody’s girlfriend?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:19am On Feb 18, 2022
Jeon:
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yes, grin
NOT ONLY THAT.
SHE ALSO DON'T DESERVE LOVE grincheesy
All women deserve love
Car Talk › Some Nigerian Drivers Can Be Dirty!! (pictures) by kyber(op): 8:17am On Feb 18, 2022
Entering into a Commercial transport vehicle and using sit belts has become a terrible problem and a bad decision to those who use it .

The fear of getting your white or any other bright fabric material stained with the Seat belt In the vehicle while going to work or any other important occasion has caused great worry

Drivers don’t clean the seat belts of their vehicle but why?

Same thing happened to me and I was devastated


Here is another example below (picture)

Narrate your experience !!!
What do you think?

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:10am On Feb 18, 2022
MufasaLion:
Truly, food is the way to some men's heart. I'm different, though.
So what is the key to your heart

Oh oh I know it

Sex!!!!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:09am On Feb 18, 2022
phorget:
Nah that small egg you wan take chop that plenty bread?
But what you said wasn’t thought through
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:08am On Feb 18, 2022
Jeon:
you are SIMP grin
DON'T MAKE THE PINKPILLS TO BE ANGRY tongue
Simp ?
Just cause I have the capability to take good care of my girlfriend but you can’t take care of yours?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:07am On Feb 18, 2022
Jeon:
shey na at once he go chop the plenty bread?

angry
Help me talk some sense into the nigga Abeg
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:05am On Feb 18, 2022
Nonexisting:
Let me guess, this is in return for the iPhone 13 you bought her?
Hopefully getting her a 13pro max soon
Romance › Re: She Made This For Me Just Cause I Told Her I Love Her !!! by kyber(op): 8:01am On Feb 18, 2022
kmaster007:
E go shock you
Lies
Romance › Re: She Made This For Me Just Cause I Told Her I Love Her !!! by kyber(op): 8:01am On Feb 18, 2022
HenryDion:
An average NLder is always prone to jealousy, either because you're with a girl, or more handsome. Grow up man.
Lol
Romance › My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by kyber(op): 8:00am On Feb 18, 2022
Woke up this morning to a knock on my door and my baby came in with this flour meal to support my system for the weekend
Loaves of bread and a nicely prepared spiced fried egg

I just pulled her closer and gave her a light kiss

She is so wonderful

Respect to real ladies out there
You deserve the best!!

(Pictures below)

Education › Re: The First Ever Free University In The World (details) by kyber(op): 9:24pm On Feb 17, 2022
donbachi:
With degrees from dis university...if u use am get work for nigeria.u go dey on propation for 10years b4 confirmation.
It’s a lie joor
They will still value your certificate here
Romance › Re: She Made This For Me Just Cause I Told Her I Love Her !!! by kyber(op): 9:21pm On Feb 17, 2022
sojisenai:
I hope it lasts...

Check my signature for the easiest and best way to earn online.
What do u known
Romance › Re: She Made This For Me Just Cause I Told Her I Love Her !!! by kyber(op): 9:21pm On Feb 17, 2022
kmaster007:
By the time she cooks vegetable for you. Ur eyes go clear
I’m a vegetarian

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