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RomanceRe: He Performed Well Once And Became Too Proud Of Himself by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 10:34pm On Jul 04, 2022
slimjohn2k5:
U r jealous
He is just been confident
Act like him n u will Mk waves
Jealous of what actually
Lolz when I know I’m a better artiste but I don’t need to blow my own trumpet

People will be the ones to rate my skills not myself
RomanceHe Performed Well Once And Became Too Proud Of Himself by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 10:22pm On Jul 04, 2022
Nigga auditioned with me in a musical concert event

The crowd felt him more based on a popular accpella song he did

The Dj gave me a useless instrumental to freestyle with and they didn’t feel me as much

Since then he has been claiming to be the best artiste on campus

A show is coming this week and he already bragged that he will be the life of the party

I looked at him and laughed cause I don’t know who he is competing with

What do you think guys ?
What should I do?
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 4:58pm On Jul 03, 2022
Okoroawusa:
So you want us to help you look for her or what?
Help me oo
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 2:18pm On Jul 03, 2022
sundaygray:
Wetin dey do this guy. Be like you still dey laugh for matter. By the time you show up at her place or send her a very straight forward text. Her head go come back. Highest she go keep you malice but don’t worry she will come back and be saying… you ehn i did not know you were wicked like this o ah
Lolz the girl ehn
U no go understand
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:48am On Jul 03, 2022
brosom:
One of the reasons why she wouldn't return it is either you've been doing the do with her for free, or she perceived u to be a weak slow man.
Weak slow man how?
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:48am On Jul 03, 2022
ikeno:
don't you know where she stays
No I don’t
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:47am On Jul 03, 2022
Healthrelatedjo:
Na to go meet her for house na
I don’t know where she stays oo

She’s just a girl I met newly
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:47am On Jul 03, 2022
duduade:
You don't know the way to her house ni


You never ready to retrieve your belongings


You just might be chasing clout with this post, because a sensible person will not leave his ATM compromised for two weeks .. He would have gone to bank to report it stolen and gotten another one
I don’t know her house cause I don’t visit girls
RomanceRe: I Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:45am On Jul 03, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Must you state the price of the jacket?
So you won’t think it’s a mere jacket
TV/MoviesRe: Lets End The Debate Now!!! Netflix Or Netnaija by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 1:17am On Jul 03, 2022
ayoncox:
One steal from the rich to give to the poor
One is for the wealthy in mind, the second is for broke ass.
I don't belong to any of the two because I don't use any
Lolz who told you broke ass people don’t use Netflix?
RomanceI Borrowed Her My 25k Worth Of Jacket And She Refused To Return It by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 1:16am On Jul 03, 2022
Why are ladies like this?
She came to my place and it rained
She felt cool and as a guy man and gentleman I decided to cover her up with my jacket I bought for 25k so she could feel warm till she gets home

Okay now I told her I needed the jacket cause I was going for an event …2weeks now this girl refused to return my jacket
I don’t see her around anymore..that’s my best jacket cause I wear it to shoes often

Worse part is that I left my atm card inside

What do I do ? I’m confused
TV/MoviesLets End The Debate Now!!! Netflix Or Netnaija by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 12:58am On Jul 03, 2022
Which is preferable? Netflix or Netnaija
I must say it’s a scale of preference depending your choice

Someone said one is for the rich and the other for the poor

Netflix has quality films but you need to subscribe and also get data to watch everytime

Netnaija only need data to download and you are good to go but the only issue is too much ads

So which are you sticking with ?
CelebritiesHow Do You Reply When Someone Text You This..? by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 12:42am On Jul 03, 2022
How do you reply when someone text you this “what’s up been a while you just forgot about me ?

This are actually done by girls to boys
Recently got a text like this from someone but didn’t know what to reply

So how do you react to this?
RomanceRe: Your Mama No Fine But You Wan Marry Fine Girl by KyberTHEGREAT(m): 8:22pm On Jul 01, 2022
Geminita1:
Why your mama no go fine but you wan marry fine girl? Your mama get fine face? She get flat tummy? She get hips and soft skin? Her voice cute? Her hair long? She neat? Her breast still stand? Her legs nko?


But you wan make your girl correct from top to bottom? You wan the finest face, the biggest backside, the best curve?

You want aje when your mama na Iya Tafika with two left legs and zero waste line cheesy

Abeg make everybody no demand pass wetin their parents be. Abi I lie?

Thank God say my papa hold, fine girls like us na confam oyoyo dey pursue us. grin

I repeat if your mama no fine, you no get right to any standard, go find your type.

If I vex you, abeg rest!
Your papa no get money buh you dey find man wey get money
Your papa na pot belly but you dey find man with 6packs
Your papa no get beards and pink lips with broad chest
But you dey find man we get those attributes and more

You be ozuor (spits)
CelebritiesRe: Robert Pattinson The Most Handsome Man In The World According To Science (Photo) by KyberTHEGREAT(m): 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2022
The guy no even fine reach Jason Mamoa of Aquaman
RomanceRe: Men Hating Machines( MHM) Resurrection : Since Men Won't Stop Female Bashings by KyberTHEGREAT(m): 7:45pm On Jul 01, 2022
Rekhina:
This female machines shall register here to deal with you YoungBoys in the language you understand .
This female demons shall cause men pains
This will be ruthless and won't be a joke called ladies miseducation or such trash.
Men shall deactivate in pains with what they do, some will commit suicide
They shall track your IP and lock you up in a cage filled with snakes .

To be continued
I am from nassarawa and a moslem we Nasarawa females don't forgive small boys.
E be like say this one just watch the film new
(Spits)
RomanceRe: Guys Rate This Beauty by KyberTHEGREAT(m): 7:41pm On Jul 01, 2022
Fcmb2022:
Here she is
Aunty you are not the one

Rest…
RomanceRe: I Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 7:25pm On Jul 01, 2022
MEGA4BILLION:
Congratulations on your new achievement

RomanceRe: I Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 7:24pm On Jul 01, 2022
Rahkman:
Fully erect ur dick might be 6.5 try and jelq it to with additional sit ups to flatten ur stomach and get it to atleast 7 inches and ur girth should be above 5
How does jelqing work?
RomanceRe: I Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 7:21pm On Jul 01, 2022
tayo60:
Pictorial representation pls
Slide in my Dm
I will show you
RomanceRe: I Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 7:04pm On Jul 01, 2022
Silentgroper:
There are consequences for that..
Leave am
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done While Growing Up(18+) by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 6:55pm On Jul 01, 2022
Scamupdates:
how do you all fvck your cousin, and pretend like nothing happened. huh
After 10-15 years from childhood till now
How do you react to stimuli from that event ?
Haven’t the country put you through enough?
RomanceRe: I Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 6:53pm On Jul 01, 2022
whiteMandingo:
Get a fvcking rope, put it round your tool and then place on rule to find out the circumference.

Alternatively, try the toilet roll core test, try and see if your erect divk can fit into the toilet roll core
This one sounds like an experiment oh

Abeg who I wan impresss
RomanceRe: I Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:52am On Jul 01, 2022
EkelediliBuhari:
Round
I just realized I didn’t even press the ruller into the base bone of my rooster,I started from the visible base tip

And I can’t measure the girth cause I don’t have a measuring tape
RomanceRe: I Don’t Know Why I Keep Lusting After Short Girls by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:31am On Jul 01, 2022
fourboys:
So na dis one be ur problem now embarassed

RomanceRe: I Don’t Know Why I Keep Lusting After Short Girls by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:30am On Jul 01, 2022
Thantayo:
Lmao
People who are really fineee, don't know.
People who are average or ugly think they are fine.
Back to your question. 5'8 is short for a guy.
You said it yourself, the taller girls are harder to get for you, hence you settle for less.
Maybe I wasnt measured well
But I ain’t short o
I’m quite tall
RomanceRe: I Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:28am On Jul 01, 2022
EkelediliBuhari:
i think thats you maximum length.

i also think its not a bad one. did you also measure gridth?
that way we will know if your upto or below average stat
My rooster extends farther in length when fully excited
So that ain’t my real size

How do they measure the gridth
Which one is the gridth sef
RomanceI Just Measured The Size Of My Rooster For The First Time by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 9:13am On Jul 01, 2022
I have been wondering how long my rooster is but never did measure it so today I just decided to try it out using a meter ruler
I got a measurement of my rooster and when Flaccid and it was 4inches
Then I got it to at least 60% erection(didn’t wanna proceed longer to avoid sensation that will lead to wanking)
And it was 6.1inches(not 100% erected yet)

What do you think guys?
What do you think the side will be when fully erect?

For the ladies hat size of rooster do you like and feel comfortable with
EducationRe: Look At The Exam Question That 100level Were Given To Solve by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 8:36am On Jul 01, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
This is not evidence na ,no name ,no matric no,nothing nothing
There is a name there

I cropped the matric number out for some reasons
RomanceI Don’t Know Why I Keep Lusting After Short Girls by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 8:34am On Jul 01, 2022
I am 5,8 in height, slim and good looking that any girl should die for. I shouldn’t be settling for short girls but I feel they are easy targets and since the tall cute girls I do approach refuse to date me.
My specks are tall girls girls but they are hard to get…short girls go after me easy after they have successfully been wooed by me.

But I’m tired of them now
What do I do? How do I get the tall girls that are my specks ?
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done While Growing Up(18+) by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 8:25am On Jul 01, 2022
bukky1994:
I had intimacies with two of my cousins, and they are married now lol quite long ago we were kids and the funny thing is that I can't even recignize them now
Wow that’s crazy
You guys grew apart then
EducationRe: Look At The Exam Question That 100level Were Given To Solve by KyberTHEGREAT(op): 4:22pm On Jun 30, 2022
chiefolododo:
Substandard
Why do you say so?

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