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Jokes Etc / A Very Protective Mother Goose Causes Chaos At Campus by KyekubbeJoo: 12:31pm On May 20, 2013
Many mothers struggle to adjust when their babies grow up and move away to university.

But one particularly protective mum was causing chaos on campus yesterday as she viciously attacked students trying to get back to their halls of residence.

The furious Canadian goose built her nest close to a block of student flats at the University of Warwick and then refused to let anyone pass while she waited for her eggs to hatch.



Angry birds: A surprised male student tries to make a run for it on campus at the University of Warwick





Ouch: One victim got a vicious pecking, photographed by engineering student Zhi Chow, who lives on the campus in Coventry

Terrified students were left too afraid to leave their homes after a series of aerial attacks from the goose who pecked, squawked and chased them.

Many were wearing headphones or talking on the phone and didn’t notice the goose’s warning hiss until it was too late





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Celebrities / “i Had 16 Wives But Only 4 Are Left…”babasala by KyekubbeJoo: 1:32pm On May 15, 2013


Hours with Veteran Actor, BABASALA At 77

Talks About His New Life in ILESHA

And How He Runs His C & S Church

His name is synonymous with Comedy in Nigeria. Many of those who watched TV in the 70s and 80s will still remember him vividly. Everyone simply called him Baba Sala. His stage name was Lamidi Sanni alias Baba Sala. But his real name is Moses Adejumo Olaiya (MON). He was the undisputed King of Comedy on TV and on Stage with his big signboard-like Bow-tie and Table clock size wristwatch.

He was more than that. He was a dramatist, singer and Yoruba actor who was regarded as one of the fathers of modern Nigerian comedy. That’s why many believe that the history of Comedy, TV drama and Stage play in Nigeria cannot be written without highlighting his contribution.



In those good old days, at 7pm every Wednesday night on NTA Ibadan, many people in Ibadan and all its surrounding towns and villages, in the South West, usually would rush home to watch his Alawada Comedy Show.

He, along with other dramatists like late Hubert Ogunde, Kola Ogunmola, Oyin Adejobi, Duro Ladipo and many more, helped to popularize Theatre and Television acting in Nigeria.

So successful did he become that his name became so popular all over Nigeria and he got a National Award of MON.

But he suffered a little set back when he dabbled into film production and produced his first film Orun Mooru, which was pirated before he could make his money back.

One of his 4 tapes was stolen and mass produced. He lost so much money and had to sell off 2 of his houses which he used as collateral for the N500,000 loan he got for the project from National Bank.

So devastated was Baba Sala that he nearly committed Suicide. That was then.



“Acting is in my blood. If I have to act, I can still act”.

Not many know that he started out in life as a civil servant – a sanitary Inspector. After work, he would shed off his sanitary inspection (Wole Wole) garments and go for teaching part-time work in the evenings.

Late evenings, he would go round town collecting daily thrift contribution (popularly called Ajo by Yorubas).

Late in the night, he would transform and this time, into a highlife musician. Baba Sala started his career as a highlife musician, in 1964 with a group known as The Federal Rhythm Dandies where he tutored and guided Juju music maestro, king Sunny Ade who was Baba Sala’s lead guitarist.

So the story of King Sunny Ade is incomplete without the mention of ‘Baba Sala’

KSA commenced his music career under the tutelage of the then Moses Olaiya Orchestra, a high life musical group, where he picked up his talent as a music future hope. The group later deviated to Theatre act.

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Politics / Nasarawa Massacre: Police Detain 10 Suspected Officers by KyekubbeJoo: 12:25pm On May 15, 2013



There were indications, yesterday, that no fewer than 10 serving policemen had been arrested and detained in connection with last week’s massacre of 100 security men by members of the dreaded Ombatse cult in Alakyo, Nasarawa State.

Competent sources confirmed to Vanguard that the affected policemen, who gave out information that aided the cultists in slaughtering the security men, most of them policemen, were arrested between the weekend and Monday.

A reliable source said, “Many arrests have been made in connection with the mass killings in Alakyo. The first one was arrested on Friday. The arrest of the first policeman led to the revealing of the identities of those who aided and abetted the cultists to ambush and slaughter the security men.

“As we speak, there are 10 of such moles already in the police custody. As at Monday, one policeman, who is believed to have been part of the conspiracy to kill his colleagues was arrested in Lafia and taken to the police headquarters in Abuja.

Vanguard learnt that the first two police moles, Haruna Joseph and Corporal Enugu, who were alleged to be members of the cult group, were picked up last week and paraded before the public at Government House Lafia.

A senior police officer, who is familiar with the development, confirmed the detention of some police officers by the Force Headquarters in connection with the Nasarawa massacre but declined to give the exact figure of those detained.

The source said: “It is true that some policemen, who were arrested on suspicion of aiding and abetting the killing of other security personnel in Alakyo last Tuesday, are in the custody of the Force Headquarters for investigation.

“I can tell you that what happened that day was entirely due to many factors, among them leakage of information, external membership, negligence and improper conduct bordering on lack of bravery”.

Meanwhile, fear has continued to grip residents of Eggon community, where the cultists were believed to be holed up after killing dozens of policemen and other security agents, who had attempted to access the base of the leader of the malevolent group.

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Celebrities / I Got My First Kiss From Desmond Elliot’ – Nollywood Actress by KyekubbeJoo: 10:17am On May 15, 2013


Nollywood actress Omoni Oboli has revealed she got her first kiss from Desmond Elliot.
“My first kiss movie was in Unfinished Business and that was in 2007 or 2008, I am not sure. It was okay. It was with Desmond Elliot” she said.
According to Omoni it was make-believe so there was nothing to feel uneasy about.
“We are both actors, so we both know what we are doing. The viewers saw it and thought it was amazing and that is the most important thing”.
The actress whose turning point in Nollywood was after staring Kunle Afolayan’s block buster movie, Figurine, however has some intimate secrets that may surprise some of her fans as revealed in this encounter with a reporter recently in Lagos.
Despite often stepping out with her husband, you may not also know that the actress although cooks for her husbands, but not all the time. Here is how she captured it in her response.
‘My husband is very supportive so it makes life a lot easier for me. I try to give my family quality time when I have time. I cook for my husband often; of course not every night. I do so most times when I’m around and he wants something special.
We have somebody who cooks for us. I wouldn’t deny that. If he wants something special, then I’ll prepare it. If I feel I need to do something special for them. I like to bake for them a lot. So I do that often.’
Unlike most men, Omoni said her husband feels great each time they step out together and someone admires her beauty. She said, “My husband feels good when I step out for a red carpet event and other men admire me. Everyone likes to show off something that they like and something they think is beautiful. I think it is a good feeling for him.”

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TV/Movies / The Guy Touched My Butt,another Kissed And Walked Away Says Anita by KyekubbeJoo: 7:32am On May 15, 2013


Genevieve but the actress is one of the most talked about right now in Nollywood. If the subject of discussion is not her celebrated clash with other actresses, it would be her Coca-Cola-like sexy shape or her erotic and rumbling bum-bum that is fast becoming the nemesis of some married women. (Ask Oge Okoye and one Mrs. Adesanya). Even single ladies are not spared (ask Ebube Nwagbo). SAMUEL OLATUNJI went after her and dug deep beyond the surface to get her to reveal more than what we already know:



Which are your last five movies?
Titanic Turtle, Breaking News, Spiritual Challenge, The Mistress, Forgive Me, White Gold Sellers, Beyonce and Rihana, Return of boys Cots, and some others.

How come people say they don’t get to see your movies?
I don’t know. The people that say they are not seeing my movies are the ones that wrote that I’m dating a married man. You should know that there is an atom of jealousy in that.




Which of these movies do you enjoy the most?
I enjoyed Tears in my Heart. I played a character I have never done before. It was just a different thing from the usual. I also enjoy Forgive me. They don’t give me good girl roles, maybe because of my looks, but I acted a good girl in Forgive me. I did it and it was quite interesting.



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Celebrities / “A Reverend Father Raped Me When I Was 19″ Afrocandy Confesses by KyekubbeJoo: 10:32am On May 11, 2013


When the pictures/Video of her new x-rated movie surfaced , 41 year old mother of 2, Judith Opara Mazagwu aka Afro Candy made it clear she has no shame and doesn’t care about the haters.

In this interview conducted last month, she opens up on her life,what propelled to take on a music career, her plans to produce an all bad movie…and how she was molested and disvirgined at 19 years.
And yes guys…she is single and searching….lol

How did you come into the Nollywood industry?
I started acting in Nigerian movie since 2003 and most of my films then were very appreciated by the people, since I receive feedback in over 80 movies I have acted. Back in Nigeria, I could not do the daring moves I am undertaking here in America.

When did you come to America?
I migrated to the United States in 2005 with my ‘Green Card’ and was married like one year plus. And due to much envy, inferiority complex and insecurity of my former husband in Nigeria, we parted ways. But on arrival in America, life was so tough, very challenging as a mother of two. After a long while, I later took part in Hollywood films.

Are you not planning to re-marry?
I have not seen my right match since I am still in search of Mr. Right, who must be wealthy, I don’t care whether he is handsome or ugly.

How did you enter into music?
Oh, since my rent was almost expiring and I could no longer cope with the bills, since I was about to be evicted from my house; I looked at my children and I asked God for help. Then, I did not know there was something the American Government calls ‘Welfare’ for the United States citizens. It was then I knew that once you have your legal papers in America, the government can help you out of your financial predicament. Moreover, as a single mother of two children, it was indeed tough, but God showed up for me. When I slept, I heard myself sing in the dream. I told my children the kind of song I sang. And my eldest daughter advised me to record the song, since it could be a hit. In the course of making further enquiries, I met a guy who introduced me to the music producer of one of the largest record labels here in New Jersey. After he had listened to my plight and song, he told me that their record label could sign me on only if I use my feminine talent to change the brand of the song and made it sexy in all ramifications. He gave me a day to go write my new sexy lyrics and I told him in 30 minutes my new sexy song would be ready. That I delivered and the producer was very happy. That was when he gave me microphone for the first time in his studio. He said I don’t want you to be singing like a struggling mother, just ensure your song is very sexy.

Is it true that you are a sex symbol?
Right, I am a sex symbol.

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Celebrities / PHOTO: Tiwa Savage Performing In The Rain Without Shoes by KyekubbeJoo: 8:48am On May 11, 2013
She has the Naigerian spirit

What do you think



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Education / I Looked For The Category To Put This And Land Here Since It About University by KyekubbeJoo: 9:22am On May 10, 2013
Nigerian University Messy Girls’ Lesbian Party (Photos)

UNEDITED:

I would wish if you can share this story on your platform, There have been rapid increase of gay relatíonships in Nigeria and these days alot of people take it as a normal thing, here I was invited for a party, so i came with my boyfriend and later got to know it was an all girls party, so since he had exams, he said i should just have fun that we would see later, I was disappointed, but later decided to cheer up since i didnt want to feel down, but i was surprised that when the music started playing, girls started doing Intimate stuff with each other, some where kíssing, and touching each other séxually, i took pictures but my battery was low so i couldnt take much, here are the ones i got, i would have loved to share the university with you but dont want any silly stuff to come out, and since am a girl i would be affected, cause you know that even if i share the name of the uni with the world, if the authorities come they will start doing off things, which will simply just piss me off.
but i can confirm that its in the eastern part of Nigeria thou. please share my story and pictures too.





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Celebrities / Yvone Nelson: Nigerian Men Are The Best by KyekubbeJoo: 7:57am On May 10, 2013


Many words have been used to describe Ghanaian actress, Yvonne Nelson, but It has been adequate enough to capture the whole essence of this lanky controversial actress.
You have not been regular in Nigerian movies, but you seem to be popular here, how come?
Well, it’s not like I am not regular there, but I have been doing a lot recently.
People just love you; is it because of what you do, or there is something that attracts them to you?
Well, I have a fan base on facebook and people say I do my roles as if it is real and they appreciate the work I do and that’s why they love me. And at times, it is God. I give God all the credit.



What is it between you and the Ghanaian press; they don’t seem to like you, do they?
I don’t know, but you can’t say they don’t seem to like me…
But they write negative things about you and you know a couple of them are my friends.
I don’t know. And seriously, I have no idea.
Is it because you are rude to them or you don’t relate well with them?
How can you say I am rude to them, if I say something to them and they write negative things about me, but they do likewise to other people, so that’s how they write.



But yours is more pronounced than other actresses I know.
I don’t know, you are a journalist and you know how people write anything just because they want to sell papers and all that, so I don’t really know why they write stuff like that. And if you say anything, they would say she is arrogant and all that and my management always tell me not to trade issues with them. And I guess that is why they would say she is rude and doesn’t want to talk to anybody.



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Celebrities / Re: 10 International Celebrities With Big Butts And How They Made Their Money by KyekubbeJoo: 7:27am On May 08, 2013
Krasid look closely and read more of the article through the link
http://naija366.com/15-international-celebrities-with-big-butts-and-how-they-made-their-money/
Romance / 10 Reasons Why He Hasn’t Asked You To Marry Him by KyekubbeJoo: 1:36pm On May 07, 2013
Still waiting for you man to pop the big question to you? Wondering why it is taking him so long?

Here’s a list of ten possible reasons why your significant other hasn’t asked you to marry him yet.

1. You Are Already Playing House;

You live together. You have children. You share bills. You have essentially taken on traditional wife duties without the title. Why should he get married?

2. He’s Already Said No, You’re Just Not Listening

Please keep in mind that no amount of love can make someone do something they don’t want to do.

3. You Are a Liability

Do you have excessive debt, several children (not his) or other responsibilities he doesn’t want? Bottom line, most men “hold on an average hand” and only marry when the perception is we’re gaining an asset.

4. You Are His Vegas Girl or his “good time girl”
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If you always get the call to hang out with him and his boys, or to accompany him on the business trip to a fun city but you don’t get the invite to any company events or family gatherings, he’s basically saying, we can have a good time together but it stops there.

5. His Other Woman Doesn’t Like You

If he grew up in a household with mama or grandma (or big sis, auntie, etc.) at the helm, chances are, no matter his age, those “other” women carry heavy influence on his decisions.

6. You Are a Nag or have a bad attitude.

If your words or actions create constant irritation, there is no way he’s going to want to bond with you for life.


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Sports / Out Of Prison With Rage.floyd Mayweather by KyekubbeJoo: 12:25pm On May 07, 2013
finds his 44th victory after beating Robert Guerrero.


It was the WBC welterweight champion’s first fight since beating Miguel Cotto exactly a year ago.
In that time, he served two months of a three-month prison sentence for domestic violence.
All three judges scored the bout 117-111 in Mayweather’s favour, inflicting Guerrero’s second loss as a pro.
With Mayweather, 36, unable to defend his title due to the prison sentence, Guerrero, 30, was the WBC’s interim champion.
But Mayweather landed 195 punches to Guerrero’s 113, connecting with big blows in the fifth and eight

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Celebrities / 10 International Celebrities With Big Butts And How They Made Their Money by KyekubbeJoo: 11:00am On May 07, 2013
One might say Big b*tt are the new black in Hollywood.
I compiled this list of Top 15 celebrities with big and best-shaped backside:

1. Jennifer Lopez

Net Worth: $250 Million
How she made her money: Actress, Businesswoman, Recording artist

J-Lo put big booties on the map and that brings her number one on our list of the best backside in Hollywood. Her rump is reportedly insured for $27 million and we think it is worth every penny. She is credited with bringing b u t t back into fashion and for that we will forever be grateful. She proudly showed off her assets on the cover of Stuff magazine’s Sept. 2001 cover, one of the magazine’s best selling issues in history. – in shorts that cost thousands of dollars, no less. Other b*tts may come and go, but we think J-Lo will be defending her throne for a long time to come.

2. Kim Kardashian

Net Worth: $35 Million
How she made her money: Businesswoman, Socialite, Television personality, Model, Actress

Her gravity defying backside- along with the s*x tape, long list of celeb boyfriends(mostly black guys) and one time BFF status with Paris Hilton – helped catapult Kim Kardashian to new heights of fame. She’s also been the subject of b*tt implant rumors but she said “no way it is real,i will never outlive those rumors. No implants, no injections, no anything to my backside.”

3. Beyonce

Net Worth: $300 Million
How she made her money: Singer-songwriter, Record producer, Actress, Model, Fashion designer, Businesswoman

She coined the term “b-*-*-t-y-l-i-c-i-o-u-s” and it’s obvious why. Her best selling bottom caught the eyes of star rapper Jay-Z and made headlines when Beyonce appeared in nothing but a leotard and heels in the video for her hit “Single Ladies.”

4. Serena Williams



Net Worth: $85 Million
How she made her money: Professional Tennis Player

Serena Williams is as famous for her b**ty as she is for her tennis — but according to Serena herself, there’s another woman out there whose b*tt puts hers to shame. Take a wild guess who…

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Fashion / New Fashion: Wedding Dress Made Of Real Cake (pictures) by KyekubbeJoo: 11:41am On May 06, 2013
Here’s a way to have your wedding cake and wear it, too: a one-of-a-kind bridal gown with a full skirt made of – you guessed it – flour, sugar and loads of frosting.

The wedding cake dress was created by Lukka Sigurdardottir and documented on the blog Gather and Nest in photos that show a woman wearing the whimsical creation as another person cuts out a delicate slice to reveal a rainbow-colored filling.







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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Is So UNBELIEVABLE by KyekubbeJoo: 10:56am On May 06, 2013
The some thing that makes you feel that shew is not lying,but in the end you rip wat
you sow !!!! if she didnot do it well and fine but if she did consequences will make.. tongue.. tongue
Celebrities / Stella Damasus Is So UNBELIEVABLE by KyekubbeJoo: 10:11am On May 06, 2013
Stella Damasus Faked Daniel Ademinokan’s Death For Public Sympathy,Her Twitter Account Wasn’t Hacked!

OMG! RIP Daniel.is everybody happy now? *tears*

This is the message alleged husband snatcher and Nollywood actress Stella Damasus claims she saw on her twitter account this morning.

Through her publicist she claims she has been unable to log into her account for over 3 hours now…because the alleged hacker had messed with her password.

The controversy came when she posted several other messages a few hours after the “hacker’s message”, condemning the manner in which someone would choose to play with another person’s life,just for fun.

News of Daniel’s death has gone viral since then,and people are now even more confused about the way she herself has come out claiming she didn’t post the first message and is intrigued by the whole issue.

Looking through this whole issue,a wise person can only gather that,she (stella) is looking for away to gain public sympathy after news of her messy and controversial romance with her co-workers husband (Daniel) has done nothing but tarnish her name and public image.


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Jokes Etc / Creative Mind: Photos Created To Make You Look Twice. by KyekubbeJoo: 8:54am On May 06, 2013
In this remarkable photograph a woman appears to be giving a speech to an unseen audience – while levitating on a magic carpet with its shadow cast on the beach below.

These clever photos, by accident or design, have become more than meets the eye.

They merge apparently mundane elements into incredible juxtapositions which have a mind-bending hint of the fairytale about them
Magic carpet ride: In this optical illusion the mat the talker is standing appears to be levitating in mid-air thanks to a perfectly placed shadow supplied, presumably, by a flag flying behind the photographer.



Don’t you hate it when that happens? The jet of liquid apparently emerging from this woman’s can of soft drink suggests that she’s given it a shake before pulling the ring-pull, but it is really water from the fountain ahead.


1. Orally fixated: In the left photo a road winding up a hill in the background appears as thick smoke from his cigarette. On the right, a carefully placed subject looks like he’s feeling the effects of too many psychedelics.

2. More than meets the eye: The pigeon in the left photo better watch out, it looks like he’s about to be flattened. While on the right this tiny ant shows Mother Nature is ready to face up with the fiercest human technology



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Jokes Etc / Jude The Best Mathematician by KyekubbeJoo: 7:22am On May 06, 2013

classJude knows for him self as a brilliant mathematician

Check what he did in his math class when the teacher asked brilliant mathematicians to come out and solve some numbers.

1.Jude is requested to find value of X in given triangle.

jude writes His answer down………………………..



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Celebrities / Is This Rely Right Or Fair For The Memory Of The Late Goldie Harvey by KyekubbeJoo: 12:26pm On May 04, 2013
Goldie Harvey’s Property Auctioned For Charity But Family memebers failed to show up! ( (Photos))



The properties of the late Susan ‘Goldie’ Harvey were auctioned out yesterday at her residence, Ologunkutere Street, Parkview Estate, Ikoyi.



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Celebrities / Is This Rely Right Or Fair For The Memory Of The Late Goldie Harvey by KyekubbeJoo: 12:19pm On May 04, 2013
Goldie Harvey’s Property Auctioned For Charity But Family memebers failed to show up! ( (Photos))



The properties of the late Susan ‘Goldie’ Harvey were auctioned out yesterday at her residence, Ologunkutere Street, Parkview Estate, Ikoyi.



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Romance / Videos MUST READ! Letter From A Mistress . by KyekubbeJoo: 10:51am On May 04, 2013
tongue To the real housewife,She encourages her to stay strong and take care of their man during her turn.. lol!
This letter was written from a mistress to the real wife….enjoy!

Well. Firstly I don’t want this to seem like I don’t respect the boundaries of marriage, but as a prostitute, this is my point of view….




Ladies, we don’t intentionally go hunting for ur husbands, we meet them like you meet people everyday, through friends,
at the supermarket, at work functions hell even on the side of the road. We don’t always know from the get go the man is married because a lot of these brothers don’t wear rings or come with a stamp saying “taken”. Half the time he’s alone, there’s no trace of you, even in his car! It takes a well trained eye to spot traces of another woman, e.g seatbelt perfume, weave strands, hair oil on the headrest, etc.

My job in your relationship is to give him a break from reality, yes you and the kids are real but so are the bills and school
fees and work stress, I’m where he de-stresses. I know my place trust me I do, I know to keep quiet when you call while we together,

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Culture / Naigeria Can U Beleive That Camilla Mberekpe Confesses To Beig A Witch???????? by KyekubbeJoo: 8:52am On May 04, 2013
Nollywood Actress Camilla Mberekpe Confesses To Being A Witch! kiss cheesy cheesy

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Wonders shall never end!! Beautiful Nollywood actress, Camilla Mberekpe confesses to being a full blown witch on TB Joshua’s Emmanuel TV, during their broadcast at the Synagogue Church of All Nations Today, 28th April 2013

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Politics / Battle Of Nigeria’s First Ladies: Turai Floors Patience Jonathan In Land Tussle by KyekubbeJoo: 7:32am On May 04, 2013

The contentious land tussle between Nigeria’s former First Lady, Hajia Turai Yar’Adua and incumbent First Lady – Patience Goodluck Jonathan, came to a climax Thursday as Justice Peter Affren of the Abuja High Court in Jabi district set aside the purported revocation by the FCT administration of a land measuring about 1.84 hectares allocated to Turai’s non governmental organization, Women and Youth Empowerment Foundation, WAYEF.



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Jokes Etc / Photos: These Pictures Will Either Crack Your Ribs Or Leave You Wondering How Cr by KyekubbeJoo: 1:05pm On May 02, 2013
I believe that these pictures will crack your ribs and if you are not good at that, then you’ll be left wondering. Just take a look and realise that crazy things happen in the world.



I’m gonna crush this one: This young man believes and trusts the space in his stomach and he’s pretty sure that he’ll finish this package ….No worry about the constipation.



Now look at this one, should I call him “Jesus the cat” or he’s one of those criminals besides Jesus on the cross?…..I’m sorry but to use that name but this is what these guys tried to portray.



Hands where I can see: ha, now tell me if this young man will survive being an Al Qaeda member with this action at his stage.



Can I have a glance at what you keep inside here? With this, I have no more comments.

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Romance / 10 Foolish Things To Avoid On Facebook. by KyekubbeJoo: 11:37am On May 02, 2013
1. Thanks for the add.Honestly, a friend request isn’t a kiss or one night stand to thank a dude/lady for. It’s like thanking someone for hugging you. Avoid at all costs to thank them on their wall for appreciating your fiend request unless you are an A……..

2. FILLING A MAN’S/LADY’S INBOX.Send messages when you have something important to say. Filling someone’s inbox with silly messages like, ‘is it raining?’ ‘Is that your ass?’.. ‘who wss your first boyfriend/girlfriend?’ Those are TEENAGERS QUESTIONS that shouldn’t be asked anyone past secondary school level.

3. BRAGGING ON YOUR STATUS UPDATES.Facebook is a social network, not Forbes List. Avoid updates such as..Am driving my range rover . .I cant wait for iPhone 6 . .where do i buy a galaxy note II case .. i need to see a dentist at Karen Hospital . .where is D.T Dobie . .My Mercedes is stalling.

4. USING SWEARING WORDS ON YOUR UPDATES AND COMMENTS.Unless you are a love-vendor, be polite.Using phrases like.. YOU SLUT! FUCKYOU! ASSHOLE! DICKHEAD while referring to people, just shows you are THE ONE known by those names.

5. FAKE PHOTOS.Upload real photos showing yourself. Downloading then uploading men/ladies’ photos that you haven’t met and adding a caption ..MY NEWBABE..MY WIFE/­HUBBY….isn’t cool!Taking photos standing besides big hotels, people’s cars or in your friends houses shows you are STUPID.JUST UPLOAD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF IN A BEDSITTER OR YOUR HOUSE.

6. ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS.Be honest where you have reached and studied if you so CHOOSE to include them on your profile. How can you study in HARVARD when your classmates know you got a D-? You are A GYNECOLOGIST when you studied CARPENTRY? LOL.

7. HATE SPEECH, SLURS.Referring to particular tribes as THIEVES, WATCHMEN, STONE THROWERS is impolite. Take people as you know them but not as you imagine they are. There are good and bad people in every tribe. Satan was an Angel who became the DEVIL.RAHAB was a PROSTITUTE that GOD spared.

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